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Græsæg er æg fra høns der går på frisk græs.
Et mobilt hønsehus sikrer at hønsene kan flyttes rundt på landejendomme, så de flyttes til områder med frisk græs, når de er ved at have spist græsset hvor de går nu.
Ved at flytte hønsene jævnligt, får de konstant nyt græs, og kan finde nye smådyr på græsset og i jorden. Det giver sunde høns og dermed også sunde æg.
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A Mads poll with a difference!
A poll of Mads Mikkelsen movies where the selection is based on range of factors, including but not limited to: genre, writer/director, country of release, date of release and 🎉vibes 🎉
Some of the movies may fit in more than one category, so vibes have mostly informed those decisions.
Round Two:
Choose your fave!
Nicolas Winding Refn Vs Anders Thomas Jensen
Valhalla Rising is a 2009 Danish historical movie set around the 12th century. The story follows One Eye, a Norse warrior captured by a Norwegian chieftain and forced to fight, until he escapes along with a young boy, a fellow captive. Mads plays the ill-fated and hard-done warrior One Eye.
Mænd og Høns (Men & Chicken) is a 2015 Danish black comedy about two brothers who go in search of their biological father, only to find the most bizarre of secrets. Mads plays Elias, one of the brothers, he is an insecure, rude, chronic masturbator who makes a startling discovery about his parentage.
#mads mikkelsen#hannibal#hannigram#hannibal extended universe#one eye#valhalla rising#men and chicken#men & chicken#Mænd og Høns#nicholas winding refn#anders thomas jensen#my polls#tumblr polls
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Elias, so happy to be fucking, will spend hours eating pussy/sucking cock, thrusting against the bed & releasing rope after rope after rope after rope of hot delicious cum. The room smells amazing - woody & spicy & slightly sour - & you realise you need a rubber sheet for him!🔥
#Elias Thanatos#elias men and chicken#Elias mæn & høns#mænd & høns#men and chicken#Elias adoration#I love him so much#he’s so precious#I adore him#Mads mikkelsen
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Men & Chicken (Mænd & høns, Anders Thomas Jensen, 2015)
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Films Watched in 2023:
26. Mænd & høns/Men and Chicken (2015) - Dir. Anders Thomas Jensen
#Mænd & høns#Men and Chicken#Ander Thomas Jensen#Mads Mikkelsen#David Dencik#Nikolaj Le Kaas#Nicolas Bro#Søren Malling#Ole Thestrup#Kirsten Lehfeld#Films Watched in 2023#My Post
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Patron Request for BasicChickens 🐓💚🧣
Inspired by this fic!
#men & chicken#mads mikkelsen#Hugh dancy#basic instinct 2#Adam towers#Elias#heu#basicchickens#rarepairs#hannigram
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(Edited hihi BeastHawk is getting its own post hihi)
Yaho all~
So my writing homeworks from FAD's Writing Class have become full blown one shots and the two that are up so far are rare pairings~
Plz give them some love if you can hihi
mwah! love you all
ChickenConfession: Elias/Luke Brandon
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Mænd & høns | Men & Chicken (2015), Basic Instinct (Movies), Hannibal Extended Universe - Fandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Elias (Men & Chicken)/Adam Towers
Additional Tags: Fluff and Angst, Meet-Cute, Christmas, Hugh Dancy/Mads Mikkelsen Character Combinations, Sibling Deaths, Friends to Lovers
Summary:
Adam knew he was the smartest and best looking person in every room he entered which made it much easier to reject the advances of anyone he didn’t deem worthy.
And the minute he met his newest neighbor he knew there couldn’t be anyone less worthy than him.
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Since I now got a chicken egg inside of me, I am going to change pronouns until it is cut, because this is hilarious.
From now on my pronouns are hen/hens or in Norwegian: høn/høns.
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8, 34, 49
8. What movie are you looking forward to coming out the most?
Bastarden / The Promised Land (2023) which is directed by Nikolaj Arcel! Arcel directed my underdog favourite Danish movie (Sandheden om Mænd (2010)) and also the famous (and much better than my fave) En kongelig affære / A Royal Affair (2012). It's being released in October, so I might try and catch it when I have to go to Denmark in November for my exam! <3
34. An underrated movie?
I am sorting Letterboxd by my own highest ratings and seeing if something stands out. The one that does is not exactly underrated (it has 4.2* on Letterboxd), but I feel like it is still... somewhat underexposed, perhaps. Druk / Another Round (2020) for instance has 400k more viewers on Letterboxd than this one, despite both of them being nominated for a best foreign feature during the 2021 oscars.
ANYWAY. It's Quo Vadis, Aida? (2020), which deals with the Srebrenica genocide. It was particularly eye-opening to me due to my nationality, but I feel like this movie will have a strong impact on anyone watching it. It also did a great job juggling with the multiple difficult factors (backlash from the Dutch / Serbs, portraying a genocide in the right way) and the result is admirable.
49. A disappointing film from your favorite director?
It's not even a bad or disappointing film necessarily, but Mænd og Høns / Men & Chicken (2015) by Anders Thomas Jensen (who is not the fave, but a favourite) really did not hit the way I wanted it to.
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Løvegårdens dyr går frit omkring året rundt - det giver kød med god struktur og lækker smag.
Der er geder, grise, høns og kaniner på Løvegården, hvor der også dyrkes mikrogrønt som ærteskud samt kartofler og grøntsager
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A Mads poll with a difference!
A poll of Mads Mikkelsen movies where the selection is based on range of factors, including but not limited to: genre, writer/director, country of release, date of release and 🎉vibes 🎉
Some of the movies may fit in more than one category, so vibes have mostly informed those decisions.
Round One:
Choose your fave!
Mads working with a fave
Blinkende Lygter (Flickering Lights) is a 2000 Danish black comedy following four small-time criminals who steal from a gangster boss and go into hiding in the countryside, where they realise they could stay and start a new life. Mads plays Arne, one of the four criminals, who is pretty deranged.
De grønne slagtere (The Green Butchers) is a 2003 Danish black comedy about two butchers who set up their own shop... which eventually (accidentally) involves cannibalism. Mads plays Svend, one of the butchers who is slightly unhinged.
Adams Æbler (Adam's Apples) is a 2005 Danish black comedy following paroled gang leader Adam who must undertake a rehabilitation program headed by the priest Ivan. Mads plays Ivan, who has his own challenges that has him ignoring reality.
Mænd og Høns (Men & Chicken) is a 2015 Danish black comedy about two brothers who go in search of their biological father, only to find the most bizarre of secrets. Mads plays Elias, one of the brothers, he is an insecure, rude, chronic masturbator who makes a startling discovery about his parentage.
Bizarre movies or modern-day fairy tales, which is your favourite?
#flickering lights#the green butchers#adam's apples#men & chicken#men and chicken#mads mikkelsen#tumblr polls#my polls
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#BullDogs Elias is so desperate to be loved he does every indecent, deranged sex act Nigel can invent. He’s oftentimes sobbing throughout & cursing his biology for making him cum copiously no matter how much his brain hates what they do. Nigel loves breaking him. Poor baby😭
#bulldogs#HEU#HEU Rare Pair#hannibal extended universe#Hannibal extended universe rare pair#rare pair#elias men and chicken#men and chicken#mænd & høns#Elias mænd & høns#Elias Thanatos#nigel ibanescu#nigel charlie countryman#death of charlie countryman#necessary death of charlie countryman#charlie countryman#Mads mikkelsen
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[ID: Excerpt from a paper I wrote on gender neutral strategies when referencing people of unknown or unspecified gender. End ID]
transl: "Furthermore, one responder writes that they think both hen and høn* sound like the speaker is having a stroke, which, albeit a tad intense, shows that hen and høn sound weird to many people"
*hen and høn are Danish neopronouns, think along the lines of ze/hir and xe/xem.
This might be the funniest thing I've ever written, apart from the part in the same paper where we say about people not liking neopronouns that "they for transphobic reasons might not acknowledge the diversity of gender". No chill, especially considering that was our first academic paper. Also the speaker in question? That's me
#it might not have gotten published but it still counts#i cant even remember why i dug this up but i wanted it for bachelor related reasons#oh wait nvm it was for the stuff about generic use of pronouns#personal for ts#linguistics#gender neutral language#lgbtq
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UGE 20: De er grønne, de er hvide...
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BeastHawk is getting its own post~
Hope yall show it some love because this pairing fit so well (Being betrayed and sicced on the other by Murder Husbands)
THEY DESERVE BETTER hihi
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