If sketch requests are still open, I wish to see Wind, Four, Hyrule, and Time playing Monopoly.
Four is a smart man who values his life😳
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Prompt 131
Okay, so first of all Dan would like to say it’s not his fault. Ellie was the one to bring some unknown object into the speeder and Jazz was the one driving. Or had Sam been driving- didn’t matter! It wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t the one shooting at them, he wasn’t the one to break whatever, he was not the one to open a stupid portal, and so it wasn’t his fault!
So why is he now like, five years old, and why is the speeder crashed in some sort of corn field. Why is everyone- except for Jazz whose now like six- also like three at most?! And- oh fuck the door just opened and… okay that’s a kid. Like, nine at most.
A kid and an adult, who he hadn’t noticed at first so again, it’s not his fault if he hissed at them and tried to hide his not-siblings behind him. It’s also not fair they’re apparently stuck to ghost speak for who knows how long, but at least they can understand the people.
“Martha, get some blankets, it’s happened again!”
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As long as young people have no recourse, resources, or autonomy, infantilization will continue to be a political strategy in order to control marginalized folks. Because young people are seen as literal property, it is a useful tool to apply that logic to other groups even if they are not children - when an adult is infantilized it is not only a revocation of their autonomy and personhood, but is a reminder that so long as there is a way to utterly control somebody, it will be utilized no matter if it "makes sense"
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Mori sends sixteen skk on a mission one day. A very simple mission. Grocery shopping. 10 items on a list and they just have to get them all. Very easy right? There should be no property damage... right?
3 hours later Chuuya stumbles through the door, completely drenched and drunk, an unconscious Dazai on his back as he says, "Dazai, save him he-" and also passes out. There's a police car on fire outside.
(They knocked over a shelf of canned food and had to buy all the damaged ones. Dazai ended up consuming 15 cans of canned crabs. Don't ask about the police car.)
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Probably a hot take, but mascot horror is more important than y’all give it credit for.
Y’all elitists are so up in arms about media being “cheap kiddie trash” that you’re forgetting that KIDS LOVE SCARY SHIT. There’s a damn good reason why Goosebumps was (and still is!!!) so popular and why indie horror games tend to attract child audiences! There’s a whole-ass MARKET for scary books and TV shows suitable for kids, so why aren’t they allowed to have mildly spooky video games without a bunch of grown-ass adults bitching and moaning about how “THE ENTIRE HORROR GENRE IS DEAD AND LAME-ASS KIDDIE MASCOTS KILLED IT”??? It’s either that or letting the kids play the games Y’ALL like, and I doubt that leaving a 9 year old alone with Outlast would lead to anything good.
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Can't stress enough that characters aren't people, they're tools, and treating real people poorly on the behalf of characters is not a cool thing to do.
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anyways fav yellowjackets headcanon: there was a town near the cabin like. 10 kilometers farther but they just never saw it bc
1. all of them r nearsighted. or smth
2. they got enough other shit going on (being teenage girls)
3. thry just arent that attentive (tied to 2.)
4. they jsut never looked in that direction (yass)
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ROUND 1 GROUP D
(Reminder of the criteria. Names are formatted as [dad name(s)] & [kid name(s)].)
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Oooooh do you think gnomes would have their own language/dialect??
Short answer: Yes. Technically.
Long answer: I have. Feelings. About how language is treated in fantasy. Like “this race has their Own language” despite living in vastly different areas of the same world. Like. Humans having their Own language. Elves having their Own language. Elves, orcs, etc etc. Its not Bad but its definitely like A Thing that pokes at my sides a little lol.
Humans have hundreds of spoken and visual languages! Id like to imagine that in a world with other races, they would have their own variety of spoken language 😊 So yes; Gus does speak in his own native tongue. And he has absolutely badmouthed someone who got on his nerves without them realizing it lol
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