Finally got my hands on a decent mobile photo editor and I'm way, WAY too proud of my first shitpost.

Courtesy of Facebook/STSP

greetings gaaleesbians i have returned victorious from my venture into the sacred lands of the Tokyo Metropolitan Area and other glorious places in japan with absolutely banger toilets and thusly i can resume my scheduled shitposting. here’s some nejiten garbage from the draft of the upcoming chapter of tgod

helaur homies i wrote another shitpost fic for the @puregaalee gaalee wip your heart out 2023 event and it is time to get drunk read some shenanigans

this fic is illustrated by @bayheart! thank u for making such incredible art to accompany my nonsense. i lov u bigly

title: The Grapes of Debauchery rating: e fandom: naruto warnings: drinking, nsfw, drinking-influenced nsfw relationship(s): gaara/rock lee tags:  5+1 Things, Public Intoxication, Violence, Canon-atypical profanity, Drunken Fist, Rock “these hands are rated e for everyone” Lee, Sabaku no (social skills) Gaara, will you two stop breaking furniture in my comedies, fighting as a form of flirting, third-wheeling, accidental matchmaking, taking your opponent’s clothes off to assert dominance, Comedy, Fluff and Humour, y’all know who tf is writing this that’s right SHOWER P*RN, Drunken Shenanigans, Shukaku (idiotic), you’d think i’d stop making them waste water in suna but no gaara’s getting a citation for this, comedic fuck airhorns, Illustrated, gaaleewipyho2023 summary:

Lee staggered, flopping over Gaara, who braced with his entire strength just to keep the intoxicated Leaf-nin upright. Drunk Lee had grabby hands—Gaara hoped no one noticed the one creeping towards his ass. "I—immm sso sick of you guys!” Lee slurred to his teammates over Gaara’s shoulder, gesticulating wildly with the hand not currently sliding down Gaara’s spine. They stared back, dumbfounded. “Alw—hic—ays just pretending youaren—ot in love with eachthr! J-just fuck already!” Having got his muddled statement out, Lee nuzzled his face into Gaara’s neck and went still, dead asleep on his shoulder. You could have heard a senbon drop. *** Lee gets drunk. Shenanigans ensue. How does it always end up being Gaara’s problem in the end?

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I made a thing! First real attempt at sharing a meme with a group.

Recently, I started watching Star Trek: Lower Decks. I unashamedly love it. As a lapsed Star Trek fan, it helped bring me back into the fold. I started following the Facebook "gronp" Star Trek Shitposting. I had an idea to make a meme about the Caitian characters M'Ress, from Star Trek: The Animated Series, and Doctor T'Ana, from Lower Decks. Here's the original post and photo.

I made a thing. New OC. What would Caitians think about Earth cats? Are polydactyl cats from outer space?

22 Sept. 2023 on Facebook group Star Trek Shitposting

Within the first hour, it had 100 likes and 75 comments. This went on for hours! I felt endorphins and happiness! I liked and replied directly to comments to encourage participation and show my appreciation for people interacting with my meme. I wrote a lot of comments! Lost track of how many comments are mine. So here's what I wrote on my timeline:

OMG GUYS! In an hour, it got over 100 likes and the discussion has 75 comments. I'm a Star Trek Shitite! Everybody wants to talk about Star Trek and cats! All the science nerds and weirdoes are commenting! Look, Mom! I'm not the only damn weirdo!

22 Sept. 2023 on Facebook.

Then the next morning I realized I needed to create an alternate text description of the image for people using text-to-speech readers, so I wrote one.

Image description: Two pictures. Right Panel is M'Ress from Star Trek: The Animated Series at her communications station on the bridge of the Enterprise. Left panel is Doctor T'Ana from Star Trek: Lower Decks in sickbay treating a patient on the Cerritos. Caption across the top. "Xenobiology Report on Caitian Anatomy: Polydactyl Traits." Caption above left panel: "Communications Officer Lieutenant M'Ress: 3 fingers, 1 thumb." Caption above right panel: "Chief Medical Officer Commander Doctor T'Ana: 4 fingers, 1 thumb."

23 Sept. 2023 on Facebook group Star Trek Shitposting

After 24 hours of trying to keep up with responses and comments, and boring my parents with talking excitedly about how freaking cool it is to find a group weirdoes who think about the same stuff, I made another post on my timeline.

STSP meme 24 Hours - 235 likes. 214 comments. My favorite comment so far. "Y'all are WAY overthinking this." No, my dude, we are not way over thinking it. My response: "Nonsense! I've been thinking about this for years. It's about time people started talking about cartoon science fiction feline species' fingers. LOL!" Everyone is having a good time. No one is fighting. So far people shared photos of their polydactyl cats.

The nerds have dug into deep lore in what is or is not canon for felinid species in Star Trek and depictions of Caitains and Kzinti in other ST books and media. We've discussed seafaring history of 6-toed Earth cats, and the frequency of polydactylism in big cats and domestic cats. Based on sex characteristics of lions, does that make M'Ress trans because she has a male lion's mane? That's valid headcanon! What advantages do extra toes provide for cats? Are they more stable and agile?

Are the differences between M'Ress's and T'Ana's fingers an oversight by the artist (working on 2 different shows 50 years apart) or was it a deliberate choice by the Lower Decks artist? A lot of people are talking about different animation styles depicitng people with 3 fingers and a thumb (as seen in Disney cartoons and The Simpson and Futurama) as opposed to 4 fingers and a thumb, which is artistically messy. The nerds confirmed that all the main characters in Star Trek: The Animated series, where M'Ress originated, are drawn with 4 fingers and a thumb. So the Caitian hand with 3 fingers and a thumb was an artistic choice. What explains the anatomical differences among Caitians? Living on different continents? Alternate universes? Or natural diversity within a species? Infinite diversity in infinite combinations.

Other differences between M'Ress and T'Ana people pointed out: Their feet. As one person wrote "digitigrade caitians vs. plantigrade caitians and their use of shoes." M'Ress walks on her toes and does not wear shoes. T'Ana walks flat-footed and wears shoes. Someone else pointed out that footwear would be a requirement for a medical officer. Their pupils: Someone pointed out that M'Ress's pupils are vertical slits, where T'Ana's pupils are round but can change into vertical slits. My final thought of the night is on the evolution of Caitain hands and whether or not the fingers and palms have hairless textured skin to better manipulate tools or if they adapted tools for hairy fingers. I need to know!

Next time we'll talk about the number and position of Caitian mammary glands. Stay tuned for future content!

23 Sept. 2023 on Facebook

I just got, I guess, pagan spam in my askbox, which is pretty surreal (encouraging me to check out some satanist group that's "pro-choice and pro-Lilith/Lilu")

just to be clear about what "animist/feral buddhist" means in my description, gods come to me if/when they want to, and most of them are trees, and I don't need further introductions thanks - also as a still-healing refugee from a cult, I definitely will not respond well to invitations to join your favourite religious gronp

I'm trying to find gronps to advertise my art and

Furries, how hard is to type "no hate speech" under the rules? This fandom HAS a problem and most of you aren't willing to discuss it.

I stolded this from a private Facebook gronp

Threshold Day

i scribbled in the gronp chat about Threshold Day at 1-2 AM here it is i am leaving in the time stamps Live reacting to Threshold for Threshold Day. Voyager spoilers. [1:40 AM] TRANSWARP FUCK YEAH. [1:41 AM] "You're dead."

[facepalms] [1:41 AM] I am smoking weed btw [1:43 AM] And because I am smoking weed I need to rewind to see the part of the opening with the Voyager flying through a nebula but it looks more like an aurora. [1:43 AM] it's pretty [1:46 AM] Oh they did one of those "we'll start in media res, and cut to how we got here" but did the writers do it well? (edited) [1:47 AM] It's always the wacky scheme to get back home that causes problems. [1:49 AM] The choice to kick it off like that feels pointless so far. [1:50 AM] Huh. So they reached warp 10 smoothly before it went… salamander. [1:52 AM] u shouldn't put big expectations on a child [1:53 AM] Also chill out Tom you are young and in star fleet, you have plenty of time to do cool shit. [1:54 AM] TRANSWARP WOO [1:55 AM] what if going warp 10 transitioned u [1:55 AM] He's not gone, he's salamander. [1:56 AM] oh shid it's [the shuttle] back from subspace (edited) [1:56 AM] Doctor has shitty bedside manner lol [1:57 AM] oh he's still not a salamander [1:58 AM] turn into a salamander and shut up [2:00 AM] This ep could have been good. It has not gone off the rails yet. [2:01 AM] he's evolving like a pokemon lol [2:02 AM] Turning into a salamander looks like it sucks. [2:03 AM] I would scream if my cellular membranes were dissolving too [2:05 AM] same, would love pepperoni pizza [2:06 AM] Even when he's dying, he's horny. [2:10 AM] omg there's a spy [2:11 AM] Turn into a salamander already Paris. [2:12 AM] ew he's flaky [2:14 AM] This makeup won an Emmy. [2:15 AM] That's a fuckin candy tongue. [2:16 AM] Aw man I don't want to see Janeway go through this. [2:17 AM] The biology in this makes no sense. [2:18 AM] This makeup is legit good, especially mostly-lizard Paris. [2:19 AM] [awkward off screen fighting] [2:19 AM] So, Tom Paris has escaped. [2:19 AM] i looked away at a bad time [2:21 AM] did… did salamander tom attack Janeway with venom? [2:22 AM] Janeway got transwarped. [2:23 AM] The pacing is so fucking weird. [2:29 AM] I can't even begin to explain how bad the science is here [2:31 AM] salamander zap zap night night [2:31 AM] omg [2:33 AM] oop everyone is normal except Janeway needs to have a conversation about that time she and Tom Paris had sex as post human salamanders. [2:39 AM] It was the worst of episodes, it was the best of episodes.

[Image Description: Captain Liam Shaw at dinner table, holding cutlery, looking awkwardly at someone to his right. Text reads, “That Feeling When: You start eating while everyone else at the table is holding hands to pray.”]

Jamaharon? Shiney!

hey kel why don’t you write some fanfic in ur free evening? well u see, i’m busy playing arts and crafts time with my comment section

this is a love letter to everyone who leaves comments btw. i would die for u. also come to my house i’ll make u dinner

hello friends!! i am kicking off posting for gaalee wip your heart out 2023 @puregaalee with oof ouch how could u do this a story inspired by the fact i am so eepy all the fuckign time. i am literally eepy right now. snzzzz

this fic is illustrated and bannered by the wonderful @kairn-orz who has truly drawn the most stunning of mimirs. i will never recover. thank you for making this so much fun and screaming about the snoozles with me <3

title: sing a song of sleeptide rating: m fandom: naruto warnings: blood and injury, war, canonical character death, emotional trauma, illness relationship(s): gaara/rock lee tags: Pre-Relationship, 5+1 Things, Sleeping Together (Platonically), Sleeping Together (Mutual Pining), Sleeping Together (a secret third thing), there's just a lot of snoozles in this fic, Blood and Injury, Graphic Depictions of Illness, POV Alternating, you are going to experience the full spectrum of human emotion i am so serious, Canonical Character Death, rip neji ur a plot device, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Crying, Dissociation, Vomiting, u may think all this sleeping is wish fulfilment on the author's part. u would be right,two mimir but on six different occasions so it's like twelve mimir lmao, Illustrated, gaaleewipyourheartout23 summary:

Are you sure I’m not imposing on you?” “It is not an imposition,” Lee mumbles into his hair. His arms tighten, and within that strong embrace Gaara finds the peace he’s never elsewhere known. “Not with you. Never with you.” *** Five times that Lee and Gaara share each other's beds, and one time they share their own.

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