earhartsease
Punning Through The Dark
The Emerald Forest Ecosystem - DID-OSDD (we're a co-fronting fool), polyam, Fem Zero™ (all of the taste, none of the gender), autistic, adhd, acequeer, aroqueer, animist, feral buddhist, secular jewish, punnish, they/them and also I/we - genderfree trans crone - occasionally we are @ursula-le-penguin - oh also we're Older Than The Gävle Goat
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to keep it real
nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having
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just a reminder to COMPLETELY boycott Eurovision this year; Azerbaijan and Israel, despite committing genocide, are STILL allowed to compete & have NOT been banned. by refusing to ban both countries, Eurovision is profiting off of the genocide of Palestinians and Armenians.
do not listen to the artists. do not pirate or stream the artists' music, and this applies to ALL the artists who are competing and performing this year. do not listen to the songs on ANY platform, do not give them ANY attention.
write to your broadcasters and tell them you REFUSE to watch the channels until they recognise the Armenian and Palestinian genocides & that you find it disgusting how they are allowing Eurovision despite Azerbaijan and Israel's entries.
do NOT give eurovision OR the competing artists ANYTHING but silence.
boycott ALL of eurovision.
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Some more jester sketches cause why not?
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this would really fuck if it turned out to also be a concertina
typing up all my spells on my keyborb
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my apologies if this has already been posted here but im sharing this. here is what someone said on twitter along w this image:
the central image text reads: “@everyone I HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED GUARDIAN JOURNALISTS ARE SNOOPING AROUND ASKING FOR TRANS PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT DIY HRT. THEY ARE PARTICULARLY LOOKING FOR UNDER-18S DOING DIY. SHOULDN'T NEED TO BE SAID, BUT DO. NOT. ENGAGE. SPREAD WIDELY. DO NOT ENGAGE. WE NEED THIS NOTICE SPREAD OUT VIA EVERY GRASSROOTS SUPPORT GROUP AND SOCIAL CIRCLE IN THE COUNTRY.
URGENT. IF THEY GET EVEN ONE TO TAKE PART IT BECOMES A NATIONAL CONVERSATION. TOP ALERT.
Guardian journos are apparently asking trans people about DIY. Trans followers: DO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO THEM. NOT A WORD.
I also know I’ve got cis mutuals who have written for the Guardian. Please know I’ve always thought less of you because of that.
- https://x.com/TownTattle/status/1781045092049928551
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4/20 related post that I forgot to make yesterday.
Edit- "stopped for some reason" includes job, reliable access, a home environment that allows it, sobriety, etc.
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I had to put these two images together. Just too ineffable. 🥂
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plus almost everyone is still a cunt to Data and Worf for the crime of being Not Sufficiently Human™ so jot that down
reddit is entering like an inverted renaissance of bad posting. this is one of the best/worst posts ive seen in a long time
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There’s no such thing as work-life balance for neurodivergent & chronically ill people.
This is because everything in my life requires work:
maintaining friendships
keeping up with my hygiene
managing bills
making money
remembering my basic needs
sleeping regularly
outputting creatively
All requires some aspect of work for me.
And when everything in your life requires work, your balance goes out the window.
If you're neurodivergent and overwhelmed — I see you.
If you're chronically ill and overwhelmed — I see you.
You're not dysfunctional.
You're not incapable.
You're doing your best.
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if you were a pirate then lemons would be very welcome anyway
"When life gives you lemons"
FALSE
LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS
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hah this - the person doing our state benefits assessment yesterday asked "have you ever had help from mental health services" and we laughed loud and long and explained how twice they'd left us hanging on a waiting list for nine months and then suddenly discharged us
then she asked us if we'd ever self-harmed and we laughed again and said yes, after the first time mental health services dumped us
my anhedonia is eating me alive so i’m making these mental illness memes to cope
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and none funnier than strozzapreti, which means priest-throttler
“Did you know the Italians have 200 different words for pasta?”
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the spice must flow (also garlic)
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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it's the same with buying curtains and how hard it is to find lined curtains that are remotely affordable
It's incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn't have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don't and it's simply because it's cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn't want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.
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