"OH MY HICK CUNTY BACON!" is how I read this sign.

i think since metal sonic is so used to a place where virtually every machine is alive this would bleed over into a theoretical future without eggman. like she says youre welcome when the self checkout machine thanks her for shopping there. she gets all pissed off when the crosswalk asks her to wait 100 times.

Urag is concerned

...wait, what kind of ribs?

Food-O-Rama

Well well well, if it isn't "I got two consecutive nights of 8+ hours of sleep so I'm having nightmares." We meet again, my old friend.

my new glasses are here! I wasn't expecting them until next week, so I am GLEEFUL. I can see again 😭😭😭

i need more object-head OCs. it's So imperative to my health

call me a ghost the way im feverish pale angry and starving

imagine if someone delivered some cabot seriously sharp cheddar, salami, and some townhouse sea salt and olive oil flatbread crackers to me right now.

I quit both my jobs this week I've never felt such catharsis in my life

Friendly Grocer (1918). Built in the dying stages of WW1 as a produce store with shop fronts. The grocer survived the Pandemic and just keeps on keeping on. Lilyfield.

The Hub Mart