the fact that i cannot curl up into a vaguely donut shape with my tail as a pillow is unfathomable cruelty

i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

hey man that weird thing you dress up and call a maid just fucking bit me

literally can't stop thinking about this

I think ironically the discourse that trans people are “born this way” and my earnest assumption that I wasn't was the biggest impediment to me transitioning. if someone had just told me trans people choose to not be the gender they were assigned at birth and that this assignment was inherently coercive and abstract in nature instead of trying to defend the idea that their brains were inherently different (whatever the merits of that) it would've been a lot simpler to figure that shit out

heckin her doggostyle with my wholesome chonker

I’m still thinking about that “is OSHA regulations Cop Behavior” post. Like. You know who thinks regulations are for losers? People who build submersibles out of logitech gamepads and rejected carbon fibre. People who trust starlink as their only surface lifeline.

Do you wanna be like the fine film on the floor of the Atlantic that was once a billionaire? Is that the hill you’re really gonna die on?

We have an expression in my field- “Regulations Are Written In Blood”

People don’t have fucking safety standards as a power trip, we have them because somewhere in the past, NOT having those regulations killed or maimed someone.

A lot of laws out there are bullshit- safety regulations sure as fuck aren’t. I have the literal scars to prove it.

I know rooster teeth had a whole fucking host of problems and haven't watched their stuff in years but I still shed a tear for another day another internet group getting bought out by big media companies because "they're successful" and then being shut down because they don't make enough profit for wall street. let things stay small. not everything needs to be contract deals and billboards the beauty of the internet should be that there's thousands of little things for people to find the niche they like, not that anything that becomes popular is obviously the next big franchise and we need to throw millions of dollars at it. We live in an era where big companies are taking everything small from us. Heardle getting bought out by Spotify and then shut down bc they realized it cost more than it made. capitalism and the Internet are not built for each other.

having fried sex with my southern wife

Thinking about something

top 10 most divorced men to ever live right behind henry viii

do u think master chief will have sex again in the new season and if so will he keep the helmet on this time

happy what do tuesday's tuesday

this has me in tears