#gremlin hours: Thot edition
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Me lamenting that I deserve the ability to bend in half and eat my own pussy sloppy while Leone (spooning me) begs me to please go the fuck to sleep
#think of the potential#he reminds me that this is why I have him#to which I sigh and say yes but it’s different I wanna do it at least once#osha keep scrolling#gremlin hours: Thot edition#naughty self ships
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Love this blog fr, makes my pillow cold at night. Makes my microwave not do that cause it's a croissant (hope you get that reference lmao)
Anywho, thots on team gai? Just in general not sure if you've made a post about them. But like what do others around the village think of em? Love u swag, ur amazing.
Oh honey, you beautiful monster. I haven't mentioned them because I'm Team 10 biased and I think we were robbed of their abilities. Team Gai is different as we can guess based off canon lore.
And Team Gai, darling? Well, they're neutral in the village but that doesn't mean they're not chaotic gremlins. They have Lee and Tenten.
And as with Team 10, this is not organized in any shape or form.
Compared to the Chaotic Evil energy Team 10 exudes, Team Gai gives off quite a bit of Lawful Chaotic energy.
Neji carries a bottle of shochu and sake on him at all times (protected by one of Tenten’s frankly amazing scroll seals) in the even that they need to break out their most feared weapon; Drunk Rock Lee.
(this gave Team 10 an hour long mental confused conversation on the benefits and drawbacks. The rest of the teams are immediately like ‘yup, that checks’ and just leaves Team Gai to whatever fuckery they have planned.)
Tenten is actually a fuinjutsu prodigy. Choji’s mother (head of fuinjutsu department) signed her on as an apprentice during the 2.5 blank period where everyone became chunin and Naruto edited Jiraiya’s nasty pornos.
Team Gai is by far the most responsible team and Neji is instantly the best babysitter for any Chaotic Evil groups (see Team 10).
Hyugas are just rational in general.
Neji hates the Yamanaka Clan with a passion.
Tenten despises the Nara Clan because she can’t beat them at go.
Tenten started the Go club at the Academy.
Lee doesn’t hate anyone but he is creeped out by the Yamanaka heiress who glares at him anytime he’s nearby.
(This isn’t about his fashion sense but because the Lee and Gai clans (subsets of the original clan) evolved to be completely resistant to Genjutsu and mental control. This pisses off the Yamanaka Clan to an almost insane degree because Ino has heard all these stories about losing battles to the fucking clan)
(It also has a little to do with his fashion sense)
Tenten can do tattoo seals. Neji has two, Lee has twenty, and Gai has zero because he’s too old (he claims. He’s just terrified of needles)
One of the tattoos allows for Neji to know if Hinata is hurt. It’s very useful because she’s on a team with Kiba and one of the only people who’s willing to wrestle Akamaru and Kiba at the same time.
Rock Lee killed a giant tiger in the Forest of Death with one kick.
Neji is bisexual and has kissed both Lee and Tenten.
Those two have also kissed.
Neji is allergic to oranges.
Tenten is colourblind and is therefore not allowed to set fires without supervision.
Tenten’s mother died in the Kyuubi attack but her father is a travelling merchant who rarely comes home. She lives with her two aunts, one who is a medical ninja and one who works in T&I.
Tenten is terrified of the Yamanaka Clan because of the horror stories she overheard from her aunt who told her medical ninja aunt about Yamanaka Inoichi and other Yamanakas in the department.
Neji has bitchslapped Ino. He is the only one to still live. (Ino deserved it at the time.)
Lee and Choji regularly spar.
Tenten hates the storage shadow technique Shikamaru created because he’s stabbed her with it.
Neji is the only one who can beat Shikamaru at Shogi. He can’t beat him at actual tactics but shogi is different.
Neji has also strangled Ino.
Rock Lee drinks coffee with a lot of sugar and milk.
Neji drinks very light tea.
Tenten is the only one who can drink straight black coffee.
They live together in an apartment in the Jounin Apartments and they all have jobs. Neji is the shopper, Tenten cooks, and Lee cleans (claims it’s a good workout)
All of them judge Team 7 very harshly. Neji for Sasuke the Missing Ninja, Tenten because Sakura is one of the most frustrating people to talk to, and Lee just judges them because they all lack youth because they’re ‘traumatized’ and ‘angry’.
There is no excuse for Youthfulness and the only people who he will not say that to is Sarutobi Asuma and Team 10.
Tenten is bizarrely adept at barbecuing meat.
Tenten is also a basic field medic (she did train in the medical ninjutsu sector briefly but found her calling in fuinjutsu.)
Tenten and Lee come up with the most bizarre plans and Neji says ‘No’ a lot. This does not mean he doesn’t take pieces and make them into somewhat functional plans.
Tenten isn’t from the Land of Fire. She’s from the western area which I headcanon is a Chinese Empire (if anyone watches Mao dao Zushi, think something like that and mix it with Naruto lore)
Lee can talk to ghosts if he’s in a marked graveyard. It creeps everyone else out.
Tenten likes salads
Neji makes perfect dumplings.
Lee eats more than Tenten and Neji combined. It’s equivalent to the amount Naruto inhales for one meal.
Gai loves sushi. This has not been passed onto his students as Lee can’t eat raw fish.
Tenten, when absorbed in her seal work, forgets to eat, sleep, etc until she collapses (usually with low blood sugar). To fight this, Neji and Lee have made a bucket of candy that she just randomly eats.
Lee becomes a jounin after the war.
Tenten dies in the war. Neji breaks down sobbing in the middle of the battlefield.
Lee is the only one to actively fend off a feral Team 10 and succeed.
Taka fears Team Gai as one fears Team 10. Because they’re Team 10 but organized and Not Insane.
Tenten actively uses old cookware as weapons. This has led to enemies getting smacked around with a frying pan and spatula while Neji and Lee laugh at them.
Gai eats raw onions around them.
He has also eaten a head of garlic straight.
All three of his students fear him because they tried it for a month and they can’t stand the smell of raw onions and garlic. They have them pre chopped by someone they pay.
Tenten has dragged an enemy by the feet to Konoha while he was screaming. Neji and Lee were unconcerned.
Neji loves peanuts. This poses a problem as Tenten actively hates them and will fight one on sight.
This is never explained or elaborated on as everyone has their quirks.
“Neji-nee-san, that isn’t a quirk.”
“Yes it is, Hinata-sama.”
Kiba steals Tenten’s candy and then gets stabbed by a katana.
Lee and Tenten have a move where they swing around an enemy and then just slam into them with as much force as possible. Think of the bloopers from The Greatest Showman, Zendaya and Zac Efron slamming into each other but with someone between them and they’re actively trying to hurt the person in the middle.
Neji usually watches this with unhidden amusement.
Neji meditates. A lot. He has his own garden thing where no one can enter if he’s there so he can calmly meditate.
I don’t know what else to add, feel free to add more if you have your own.
#naruto head canons#naruto headcanons#fuck naruto canon#naruto#team gai#neji hyuga#hyuga neji#tenten#rock lee#inuzuka kiba#hyuga hinata#kiba inuzuka#hinata hyuga#team 10#team 10 fears team gai because they have 1) gai and 2) are the superior version of themselves#team gai is chaotic lawful because they have a hyuga#that automatically means that they're lawful#because hyugas are law abiders#and they have morals#unlike the uchiha/yamanaka clan#because those two clans are psycho#bodyslamming is encouraged and endorsed#hyugas hate yamanakas because they are the opposite of everything a hyuga learns and embodies#yamanakas do not care#they're insane#tenten doesn't like them because she has gay aunts who don't like the yamanaka clan#but they like the akimichi clan#food is always a good offering#rock lee is nuts#tenten is chaotic
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Feeling a little silly need to be railed so I’m normal again
#it’ll work I promise#i can feel it#gremlin hours: thot edition#osha keep scrolling#unnecessary horniness
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If a man doesn’t whimper pathetically for me, then what’s even the fucking point? I want nothing to do with him unless he’s at least a little pathetic.
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I need…. A beautiful man’s fingers in my mouth…. Fucking
P L E A S E
#I have had enough…. I am About To Get Violent#osha keep scrolling#gremlin hours: Thot edition#thirst chats#i am going to deeply regret staying up this late in the morning
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Seeing things pop up as suggested posts on my dash with “[mutual] liked this!” makes me ready to puke please do not do that with my likes most of them are fine but what porn I consume is between me and god do not show that to normies who follow my main bc they’d be killed on sight 💀
#if y’all saw it like I’m sorry but only a LITTLE bc you follow me you already are aware what the vibes are#i do have a couple people i know irl who follow my main and I would simply pass away if they saw the smut I’m into#silly goofy mood#gremlin hours: thot edition#osha keep scrolling
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I just wanna be fucked stupid holy shitttttttt please 😩
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You guys might think I’m insane but be grateful for what you have. If I were just a tiny bit more unhinged, I would be blazing my period sex posts.
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*beckons to Risotto Nero* Hey. Yeah, hey. Come closer. Come here. *visibly holding my heels and fishnets* just try it… just once, all right, come here…. You might even like how it looks ok….
#I’m just SAYING#I’m talking nonsense but it’s my house#gremlin hours: thot edition#goofy self ships#yeah idk what this is either but yknow
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Smiles evilly as I infect friends with kinks they didn’t think they were into 😈
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Seeing people on tiktok doing the Ankha dance trend again and I will not lie when I say I’m a little tempted….
#as much as I’m still working on my relationship with my body… my hips and tummy are soft#and idk maybe it could be fun#i don’t think I’d ever post it though#i move too awkwardly for one thing like idk if I could really do it#but like… seeing other people with soft tummies who aren’t super super skinny do it… makes me think hm ok maybe#yeah this is cringe whatever now shush#gremlin hours: thot edition
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I always think it’s kind of funny when I go crazy go stupid for period sex hcs and people are like “….. don’t you…. Hate blood play? Doesnt blood make you squeamish?” Because while it’s true that anything involving knives or blood being drawn elsewhere creeps me out, I’m still a little freak who fucking loves the idea of period sex, period oral, any of it. It’s so good.
#I don’t think it’s a coincidence that orgasms help with cramps and nausea and pain! that shit is so good!#plus I feel kinda disconnected from my body a lot of times when I have my period. and idk. somehow that helps?#it re centers me or something idek. It’s hard to explain#osha keep scrolling#period cw#period sex#gremlin hours: thot edition
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Abbacchio: Before we do anything, you’re sure you actually want sex and it’s not just because you’re sad?
Me: …. The worst thing I ever did was teach you about healthy coping mechanisms.
#mind ! your own ! business ! 😩📢#teaching your anime boyfriend to look after his mental health is all fun and games until he turns the tables#and this is a joke I just keep thinking about it and I think it’s funny#gremlin hours: thot edition#osha keep scrolling
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You ever realize just how many kinks you have and …. *sweats* 😅
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I feel like Daisy, Berry, Gee, and I are just kicking the same horny posts back and forth on the dash bc we keep reblogging from each other, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Good.
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Begging to be soft dommed into self care lol
#osha keep scrolling#gremlin hours: thot edition#not that I’m not taking care of myself but like. just a little stressed that’s all
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