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Don’t insult children on the internet
Do yall really have nothing better to do than leave rude ass comments about a child online??
what the fuck.
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Good at Being Bad - Achievement Hunter: The Musical (Official Video)
#Fake ah Crew#Micheal Jones#Gavin Free#jack pattillo#ryan haywood#jeremy dooley#Goeff Ramsey#Achievement Hunter: The Musical#achievement hunter#Good at Being Bad
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Just us pt 2 - Time to Go
Pairing: Michael Jones x Reader
Day 7 of Fics Advent Calendar 2017. Read the others here
[Part One] [Part Three]
Summary: As the zombies grow closer with the promise of being torn limb from limb, You and Michael realise that it’s time to go.
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The rattling of lungs and slapping slip of flesh continues to increase, thumping turning into warning bangs. Dragging your eyes away from Michael and the gentle smile adorning his lips, you sit with a groan.
"We can't stay here."
He stands, peering over the build’s edge with a dramatic frown. "Good collection out the front."
"Nothing around back, we should be good to use the emergency exit," you reply, having stood and scoped out your options. Slinging on your gear, Michael does the same; fastening his axe into place against his side.
"Stairs clear?"
You nod curtly, creaking open the door and glaring into the darkness. A quick click has the light buckled to your shoulder illuminating the void. Nothing greets you but incessant, faint scratching. "Good for the first few floors, there's a screamer further down. I can hear her mumbling."
"Just one?" Michael smiles and joins you by the exit, "we can take her."
You pull out your blade with a similar grin, taking the first step into the building, floor creaking uneasily. "Fuck yeah we can."
Michael follows close behind, his flashlight casting beams of dusted light over the peeling wallpaper and cracked corners. Each step sends shivers through the building, bodies banging like drums against the exterior walls. The smell of rancid flesh does nothing to your stomach anymore, despite the space being uncomfortably warm and ripe.
A visceral smear across the next flight’s banister stops you, fingers leaving a trail of hopelessness. "It’s fresh."
"Means the bitch will be busy," Michael responds in a hush as he fiddles with the axe, now clasping it firmly. "C'mon, we can slip by."
You descend; smell growing stronger with the sound of wet munching, the tearing of sinew as tight and the tension playing your nerves. At the top of the next flight she comes into view, hunched over the carcass of the poor, unfortunate soul caught in her path - and she was directly in yours.
"No way were slipping by," you murmur, hand stopping Michael's movements and fingers holding him back. "We’re gonna have to get close before she calls the others."
"Nah, we can get her from here." He's confident in the face of your disbelief, an eyebrow rising in the darkness.
"You couldn't hit a walker if it ran face first into the barrel of your gun."
"Yeah? Well watch this, asshole." Michael snatches his axe, sending it sailing through the air and into the wall inches above the screamer’s head.
You look at him as she turns and gurgles, abandoning her meal in favour of something fresher, Michael’s cocky expression falling in surprise. "You didn't get her."
"You didn't get her," he mocks in a high pitched, girlish voice as the walker tears open her mouth to scream.
You roll your eyes, hurling you blade at her before she had a chance to wail and alert the others. The blade skewers the back of her throat to the wall, severing the nerves.
"Oh," says Michael, storming quickly down the stairs and retrieving his axe, yanking you blade free and handing it back when you join him. “You got her."
"No shit."
Michael pulls a disgusted face, kicking away the body and freeing up the stairwell. "Someone’s had a bad day."
"You don’t know the half of it," comes a man’s relieved squeak from behind the door now accessible without the screamer. The two of you draw your weapons ready to strike until wide eyed, large nosed blonde steps into view, a thankful hand tousling his already mused hair. "This poor sod’s had it worse though, I reckon."
#Achievement Hunter#Rooster Teeth#Michael Jones#Michael Jones x Reader#Zombie au#gavin free#Goeff Ramsey#Jack Pattillo#Jeremy Dooley#Ryan Haywood#Trevor Collins#Fics advent calendar
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Geoff Ramsey and Ryan Haywood, “Team Fuck You We Won”
These two are the rightful godfathers of the chaotic vagabonds. They overrule the heists and day to day actions with cutthroat intensity and hilarious incompetency.
#fahc#fake ah crew#fahc aesthetics#fahc moodboard#fahc geoff#fahc ryan#ryan haywood#geoff ramsey#goeff ramsey#fake ah geoff#fake ah ryan#ryan#geoff#mood board#Aesthetic#rooster teeth#achievment hunter#Achievement Hunter#fake achievement hunter crew#gta v#gta
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asdhasdh geoff attitude in the new dead by daylight was so cute
#he was being so nice and supportive even tho he was supposed to be killing th em#achievement hunter#lets play#goeff ramsey
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“How long have you been doing this?” [x]
#achievement hunter#rooster teeth#ahwu#geoff ramsey#ah#aka goeff is getting old#i loved him in this ahwu tho#also if a subtitle is wrong im very sorry its hard for me to understand but also hey first time doing this type of gif#gifs
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Millie!
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Geoff looks like the uncle that has gone through some shit, thousand yard stare shit, but in reality is the type of guy who would probably drink diet coke from a wine glass while taking a bubble bath after sending a day with his destructive children
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Jacob Seed talking about the Deputy 👀 (for @goeff-ramsey)
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Heroes and Halfwits: the Tomb of Horror; the wacky adventure of Geoff
this is spoiler heavy but the total absurdity of Geoffs adventure deserves a highlight reel in text format.
geoff rejoins the party as a beloved charector that everyone regrets making beloved on a quest to find cool shit in a desert temple. geoff plays Akshay, a 70 year old drunkard turned monk with a shittone of money and a bunch of kids, all of them named variations of Akshay. they make it 5 feet into the temple and get detracted by a hidden door. they fight a dude and spend an absurd amount of time finding hidden doors which lead to tiny rooms with more hidden doors until the find a grand hallway with a magical gate.
after being fooled by an illusion they eventually find a hidden path to an “evil church” with another magic gate. they explode a rock a few times, turn mogar into a dragonborn rocket ship and spring a poison gas trap. akshay is immune to poison so he decides to blow lungfuls of poison air into the portal to clear the room and nearly passes out of exhaustion so they explode the flammable gas and wreck the church.
not wanting to go through magic gates they return to the grand hallway where akshay, believing he truly is invincible runs through the magic gate and ends up at the temple entrance naked and greeted by a figure who charms him and knocks him out cold. the party finds him splayed out and presenting with a scry. he returns eventually
the quest is now updated to find aksahy cloths because no one wants to look at his “cockshay.” Orma has several fishing nets, which she has had this entire time, coming from hell and then traveling through a desert. she offers to make akshay cloths from the fishnets. he turns it down. with the help of the charm effects, akshay leads them deeper into the crypt in search of his pants. they spring several pit traps along the way. akshay pees in one of them. the other is actually another secret path.
they find and fight a mummy on a gold couch. they have a 20 min debate about moving, the pitfalls of owning a truck, and how they are going to move this couch. the room collapses and they decide that maybe they wont abandon the loot and clothes quest to steal, lug back to town, and sell a solid gold couch. akshay realizes hes been charmed and they return to the church
mogar. annoyed at how no one is getting anything done and that they couldn't take the couch, goes through the magic gate. mogar returns gender and alignment swapped. fooling the party of his evilness, they return to the grand hallway. another secret entrance later and they find a gargoyle with outstretched and cupped hands. mogar, being evil. tells akshay to put his nuts in the cupped had of the gargoyle. akshay having put himself in much worse situations, decides this is a good idea and being naked already, teabags the gargoyle. the gargoyle crushes akshays nuts.
the party heals akshays hit points but are unable to uncrush nuts so they spends several more minutes crushing random objects with the gargoyle. akshay with the wind blown out of his sails, decides the best way to solve this problem is to turn himself into a woman, and does so with the magic gate. it also turns him evil. akshay is still naked and still refuses to wear fishing nets.
deciding that they must have missed something at the entrance akshay lets them back out by running through the nudify magic gate but nothing happens since she is still naked. they travel another 50 feet into the entrance, find a dead end and another magic gate. this one returns them to the hallway they just left. no other magical effects.
following NPC enemy's laid out like a trail of breadcrumbs they find the Big Evil. the one door that Ryan does not mage hand open leads to a brick wall and stabs him. akshay gets trapped in round 2 of the fight and mogar and ryan run away. ryan runs back with mogar and gets to see the final blow defeating the big bad. in the pile of loot they find akshays cloths. also some vorpal swords.
they lament about not getting to keep the golden couch.
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#rooster teeth#rtedit#geoff ramsey#jeremy dooley#achievement hunter#mine#long post#listen this is a lot of gifs but i had to include geoff grinning at jeremy in the first one#i'm#a mess#goeff#lil j#team tasty morsels#THE WINK#/THE WINK/#end meee
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is it even physically possible for mark to grow a proper mustache
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Maybe nobody ever asked for a transparent Simple Farmer Goeff, but you know what? I’m here to anticipate your needs, Tumblr.
#Achievement Hunter#Geoff Ramsey#Minecraft#Let's Play Minecraft#Sky Factory#Simple Farmer Geoff#Goeff's Farming and Mercantile Supply Co.#yeah I make chickens#Rooster Teeth#forgive me I'm quite drunk right now
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sabbatical geoff is happy geoff.
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Some Achievement Hunter themed Valentines I made!
#ah#rt#gavin free#gavinofree#grabbin fee#dan gruchy#daniel gruchy#dantheman#slow mo guys#ryan haywood#haywoodyablowme#ryan the ryebread ryman haywood#ray narvaez jr#yolo#geoff ramsey#goeff#raywood#r&r connection#slow mo love#danvin#my art#photoshop#valentines day#valentines#nerdy valentines
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Geoff's Sabatical
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2H1o8gN
by Dragonsister899
As the man stood and looked over his shoulder, Michael had the distinct pleasure of watching Geoff Ramsey, Kingpin of Los Santos, most feared man in San Andreas, double take and then drop a crate of what looked like apples right onto his foot.
Words: 1990, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: Michael Jones, Geoff Ramsey, Ryan Haywood, Gavin Free, Jeremy Dooley, Jack Pattillo, Millie the Chicken
Additional Tags: Fake AH Crew, Past Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Feel-good, Goeff's Farming & Merchantile, Simple Farmer Geoff
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2H1o8gN
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