bro i just KNOW di leon is a brat I KNOW IT
he'd be so full of himself when you make the first moves, kissing him aggressively and pinning him down. he'd say some dumb shit ("someone's eager, huh?") trying to pretend like he's in control. and even when you tug on his hair, he'd just hiss and laugh. and you're SO RIGHT, he LOVES getting his cock stepped on :((( and he'd pretend like he doesn't care while he's fighting for his life trying not to grind on the heel of your foot <3 <3 <3
but the one thing that breaks him down??? edging him. if you edge him, he's like putty in your hands, begging "please baby, just please touch me, i need it." until there's frustrated tears in his eyes. and i know he'll cum from little to nothing I KNOW HE WILL just one stroke to his understimulated cock, you let him go, and he cums all over himself </3
i'm gnawing at the bars of my cell, GOD i hope this was coherent
no no you’re right!!! he’s such a brat but it’s bad bc he’s cocky. yknow him with his quips and one liners; too bad he’s also so sensitive. he hates how much he loves being edged. it’s literally fucking torture and when you ruin his orgasm too? letting go of his cock right when it feels good? rubbing his tip wayyy too fast while he cums? </3 whiniest mf EVER.
what’s worse is he does nothing to hide how hard he is beneath your foot. being helpless on the ground with you looming over him, pressing your heel onto his cock? at first he tried to be embarrassed about it but now he just looks up at you with pure excitement. he’s so lame </3
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december???? what next??? 2024?????
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EDIT: CHECK MY LATEST ADDITION BEFORE YOU START SHIT IN THE NOTES, THANKS.
warning for discord users
If you're on the app, immediately go to your dms and then "add friends". After the latest update they allow your contacts to find you and have that option turned on by default, so make sure it's unchecked!
This is very obviously not great for a multitude of reasons, but especially for people in vulnerable positions who do not want people in their contacts to see who they are on discord and/or know they have discord in the first place. I've also tried finding out if this is a thing on desktop but haven't been able to find any mention of it, so either it's not a "feature" (yet) or they've hidden it. Either way, stay safe, and turn off finding friends via contacts!
[ID: three screenshots from the discord app with circles around the buttons to press to get to this "feature". 1: the messages/DM button, 2: the "add friends button", 3: in the add friends page, the "allow contacts to add me" checkbox. /END ID]
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Telling young zoomers to "just switch to linux" is nuts some of these ipad kids have never even heard of a cmd.exe or BIOS you're throwing them to the wolves
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass
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sobbing into my plate after overhearing a conversation between a mom and her tiny daughter in this shopping centre food court
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll
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it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT
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