#god this is weird
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i’ve been working on a huge fic in these past months but my omo brain never lets me live and I don’t have time to write an actual omo fic so imma throw some thoughts and crawl back into my cave ok. don’t mind me
🥶 NSFW 🥶
Imagine a character out with friends in a bar of some sort. Probably a cheap one because my favs only go to questionable places. They’ve been having fun and a lot of drinks and, you already know where this is going, they have to use a bathroom at some point. But this person they met here seems really cool and the conversation is too interesting; they don’t want to excuse themselves just yet. Maybe they don’t want to break the seal too.
At some point, they feel like they can’t wait much longer and decide to go. They try to act casual and don’t ruin the atmosphere between them and the person they’ve been talking to, they say they’ll be back in a few but alas, their new acquaintance takes it as a hint and follows them to the restroom. “Weird, but ok,” character thinks, they’re too busy with a lot of things on their mind at the moment: they have to keep balance, do not stumble, and, preferably, do not piss themselves; the latest suddenly appears way harder now that they can’t focus on it alone.
They enter a stall, anticipating relief, and don’t even notice another person coming in with them until they turn the character around to kiss. It surprises them so much they nearly wet themselves, but a few moments later they realize that the other person not just want to have s€x with them; they think, the character wants it too. And now it’s really awkward because, well, they don’t really mind but… not right now.
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It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
#3 year tumblrversary#tumblr milestone#god this is weird#i feel like the fandom had changed a lot in these three years but then again so has the franchise#kinda wanna go back and redraw whatever my first piece of fanart was on this blog#if it is what i think it is tho i might not lol#we'll see!#thanks for being here everyone!
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/52250974
behold my attempt to write a decent fic
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Wasn't Fontaine meant to be released last night???? Istg I'm missing something lol because apparently it's put tmrw?
#istg genshins twitter acc said last night that itll be up today (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)#genshin impact#fontaine#god this is weird#i think it mightve actually been rolled out earlier for some players#that might explain this#or the “aug 16th” thing might be fir americans?#ik updates roll out at diff times for diff servers lol.#ill check the wiki#ok it releases in 11 hours 48mins so basically tmrw.#or maybe it is im bad at adding and converting hours lol
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nssf is done. ive finished it after almost a year and this is so fucking surreal this has been the biggest project ive done, literally a year (minus about 3 weeks) of my life i have been thinking about this fic and this world almost every day. oh my god this is weird what do i do now
#my next big project thats what i do#im SO HYPED FOR IT#but yeah nssf is done#not to say there definitely will never be more nssf content after ive posted the final five chapters#because wilburs backstory is a whole fic in itself#and theres next gen nssf who also exist#god this is weird#original thoughts in their natural habitat#nssf#fic#my fic
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got sent home from work because of a gas leak and i really thought that would be the most dramatic part of my day...
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked#then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god#which isn’t really much of a joke#Christian’s are weird yall#pirateprincessjess
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
#book 24#the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this#greatest hits#all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way#and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs#a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls#not exactly war crimes but Ok#sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys#can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head#please be normal#will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny
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Glowberries>friends
-Long ago, in a world long forgotten, there lived the moth-kin. These creatures were of simple mind, following the path of the stagnant moon for countless of the clock’s ticks. That was until The Light came and sent down gifts of enlightenment. Groups of moth-kin gained higher minds and began spreading The Light throughout the various groups of kin. These were called Lightbringers, the first of their kind. The Lightbringers, with their sparkling and colourful lanterns, began organizing the scattered moth-kin, forming clans and settlements, all of them devoted to the brilliance of The Light.
As the days passed, so did the Lightbringer’s time. The moth-kin feared the return to their barbaric ways of wander, but The Light assured them that it would never fade. Eventually though, the Lightbringers began to die. Chaos spread all throughout the clans, all begging The Light for salvation. The Light stood silent, however.
It was once all hope was lost and the final Lightbringer died that the first one was enlightened. A child of the Lightbringers birthed a spark of coloured light that lit ablaze a dead lantern. Then another. And another. It wasn’t long before it became clear what was happening. The higher mind ran through the blood of the children.
Years and years passed. The moth-kin flourished under the guidance of The Light...but fear was begging to take root in the hearts of the moths...and hearts are very quick to yield. Rumors began spreading throughout their sacred temples about a Light of corruption. The accursed Purple Light. It could twist life itself, turning it into a viscous mockery of nature. It didn’t even need the enlightenment of The Light nor the sacred sanctity of the lantern for it would twist the very eyes it spilled from to perpetuate its own existence.
The beacons of purity that stood atop their temples, once open to all, were sealed so that only those with the blessing of The Light could enter the chamber that housed them for fear that they may be destroyed by the crazed and many hands of those touched by the Purple Light....
Too bad that they didn’t take the fog as seriously though. Who knows? Maybe, with the help of all of the Lightbringers at the time, they could have made a safe haven. And maybe, just maybe, you would be able to obtain the help you oh so desperately need right now.
-Bruh. I literally just took one of your glowberries. It’s not that serious.
-But it was MY glowberry, you imbecile! You wretched brute!
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[ID: A page of a play. It reads as follows, "Theseus: Stop. Give me your hand. I am your friend. / Herakles: I fear to stain your clothes with blood. / Theseus: Stain them, I don't care." End text.]
Herakles - Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson)
#on my own.#sorry the formatting on this is weird theres a page break bleh#anne carson#euripides#quotes#herakles#theseus#herakles&theseus#i just thought ab this play again and god… like a little boat being towed along by a big boat……#quoteblr#wordblr#euripides was rlly into this huh. w/ orestes & pylades ‘not to me not if its you’ like. he was rlly into this specific dynamic
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Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases
#star trek#ds9#tng#wesley crusher type kids need more representation#it must be such a weird environment to go up in like cool but weird#like wheres that post about wesley being the weirdest kid in starfleet cos they're talking about a specific procedure and hes like#ha yeah reminds me of when the first officer got god like powers and aged me 10 years#that but every starship kid in every situation#yeah i grew up on one of yhe ships that prevented that romulan invasion i was playing dom jot on my padd at the time tho so i didn't notice
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does anyone else forget that percy and annabeth (and all demigods) aren’t actually human? they’re part human, part deity. but not identified as either.
like… they have some human dna, they appear human and act human and feel human… but they are not human. just like they’re 50% god, but they are not gods. becasue even though the gods choose to appear as humans, they are composed of the same fundamental particles and forces that make up everything in the universe. they’re incorporeal energy. they’re these metaphysical transcendent entities that can shape-shift
and that is half of what a demigod is. percy and annabeth are not human beings. they’re some kind of hybrids. they’re humanoids. if percy and annabeth were to take DNA tests, the results would look something like this:
findings: what the fuck? error.
and i low key feel like they would have a good time using this fact to make ppl uncomfortable
like imagine percy and annabeth are out with both their families on a walk near the beach, and there’s this little mini cliff. percy and annabeth just casually jump down, but the rest of them are like “uh, guys, we can’t do that” to which percy and annabeth just respond “ugh, humans…🙄” knowing full well that for the rest of the day, all any of them will be able to think about is how the two of them are in fact, not human.
#lol#like it’s so weird to me#does annabeth get her period?#probably#if i was half deity and still forced to menstruate i’d be pissed#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#pjo#chalice of the gods
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@ staff i dont think this is quite the achievement you think it is...
#new weird tumblr feature#who knew#oki now i can go back to my cave bye#top poster badge#top poster club#god this is weird
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I love how in dunmeshi everyone’s like god laios what’s wrong with you you’re such a freak and then they turn around and immediately go oh my god falin I love how much of a freak you are I’m obsessed with you you’re so weird never change and then you look at them and they’re like. the same
#dungeon meshi#biggest culprits for this phenomenon are shuro and marcille#I love when shuro is like god I’ve been in love with falin for ages shes so weird and has weird interests and acts different#and then IMMEDIATELY he goes AND YOU LAIOS. IVE ALWAYS HATED HOW YOURE WEIRD AND HAVE WEIRD INTERESTS AND ACT DIFFERENT
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People who say 2019 cats is a crazy/weird masterpiece have never seen an actually crazy weird movie in their lives I'm so sick of 2019 cats propaganda it's not even entertaining bad it's literally completely devoid of creativity and artistry and I'm SICK of people acting like its anything more than bad acting and bad cgi the visuals aren't even that weird!! Nothing pisses me off more than someone acting like 2019 cats is anything more than a poorly made normie film. It's a "weird" film for disney fans that's it.
#go watch rubber go watch eraserhead go watch pink flamingos go watch mad god and tbh even THOSE are like. well known weird films.#scratch the surface of weird cinema I'm begging u#tcp#is there a 2019 cats hate fandom im there im in it
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