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evadingreallife · 3 hours
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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing
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Some real tea connoisseurs over here…
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evadingreallife · 3 hours
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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting
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evadingreallife · 3 hours
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Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral
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evadingreallife · 5 hours
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someones first day on earth ?
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no fucking way
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the aliens are going to have questions about our world that absolutely no one will ever be able to answer
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evadingreallife · 14 hours
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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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evadingreallife · 15 hours
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One of my favourite things of christmas season is that i get to play cards with all my extended family, my dad and his sister and her husband and in laws and sons and nephews and all. We play with a deck of carte piacentine all these low stakes games like sette e mezzo or salta cavallo etc where the real fun is out-psyching the other players before even handing out the cards and being your most obnoxious self possible so as to make them doubt their play and say it was your plan all along when they inevitably lose, generally creating as much chaos as possible. Then, when everyone is tired and about to go home for good, my dad or my aunt will whip out the deck again to play mazzetti and depending on lady luck there'll be endless gloating or shame for the whole festive season and beyond
Do y'all have any favorite card games?
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evadingreallife · 15 hours
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evadingreallife · 15 hours
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In the cellar!! In the cellar for one thousand years!!!
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you bottle Miette??
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evadingreallife · 15 hours
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Here's a link to the dunmeshi manga :3
https://deliciousdungeon.com/
thanks, anon...?
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evadingreallife · 15 hours
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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evadingreallife · 15 hours
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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evadingreallife · 15 hours
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No, you know what, everyone be nice to Liam Hemsworth. He's not the step Geralt, he's the Geralt who stepped up.
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evadingreallife · 15 hours
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it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please
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evadingreallife · 17 hours
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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral
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