set entirely within the Living Lands!
takes place shortly after Deadfire!
dynamic rock-paper-scissors combat requiring weapon switches!
context-sensitive ability and spellcasting button!
skill trees instead of classes!
no romances with your companions!
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(@variousqueerthings he's so melodramatic and sad. it's soooooo </33)
[transcript:
"i said. i was fine. fine about you leaving. aand.. i'm not. so many of you have come and gone, i never get used to it, think i would've done by now but-but-but. No... just when i think it's all going well, we'll be together forever, you're wandering off to go save another universe or get married—how do you lot fall in love so quickly?"
"well, funny you should say that—"
"i just don't get it. but ehhh, short lives, i suppose. still, so long as you're happy, and you're with the right man, and—he is the right man? Eeehhh—yEs he is yes he is 'course he is, of COUrSe he is, and i mean, i mean, well, no man is gonna be good enough for my donna but YES yes [inhales] off you go! every time, one of you leaves. i'm not ready! i never am, you lot. uuUUhgh. [deep breath]. every one of you, a heartbreaker—"
"that's why you've got two of them, stupid. listen—"
"yeah, i suppose, but it doesn't... make it any easier, you all leave... even the robot dog left me. twice!"
"alright, doctor, i am trying to—"
"and another thing! the universe just never gives me a break! a chance to lick my wounds, a spa day, maybe? but aw, no, Giant Cloud Of Alien Death. well, fine. i'll sort that out. [inhales] one more thing. so many more things. never NEVER never ends."
/end transcript]
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2023 ART V. ARTIST... Oh my god I was such a cryptid this year. I spent too much time outside. BUT even though my art folder for this year is really small, it's full of stuff I actually spent time on! Not a lot of finished personal stuff, but that's more because what I'm drawing for myself right now isn't very exciting.
Popped a couple cherries (MY OWN. My own) but most notably I designed, printed, and sold my first zine! Which I'll be selling copies of online next year, so keep an eye out if you're into that sort of thing.
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Through the eye of your seeing ring, the expression on the guardian entity's face was unmistakable - you should not have come here.
so....I have had some small ideas for an AU set after the Pizzaplex burnt down. where Y/N is an urban explorer with a love for faeries and such, and in exploring the (surprisingly overgrown) ruins of the (seemingly) abandoned Pizzaplex they find that it is very under new guardianship. turns into a fun lil romp as MXES realises this human is going to be very persistent in coming back, but might be able to help him out....
expect small bits of Fae Ruins to crop up now and again, between So Cries the Wolf and Old Forest Gods
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judging owari no seraph men based on whether or not they need to wear the "i'm sorry women" hat.
Kureto
ohh yes. someone tell him how to spell consent. i don't care if kissing your right hand woman out of the blue is the only thing that will stop the world from burning down, ASK FIRST.
Guren
he doesn't need to apologise to women. he needs to apologise to everyone. he gets a special hat, which he doesn't wear with pride, but with a sort of resigned acceptance. he knows he deserves it. he's sorry, women.
Ferid
absolutely. and he thinks it's incredibly fashionable.
Shinya
absolutely not. the women should apologise to him.
Crowley
he doesn't need one, really, but he still wears it because where crowley is, ferid is, and that's something to be sorry for. good going, crowley!
Goshi.
yes.
and not just one. not two, either. one hundred of these on top of his head for all of eternity.
Tenri
no he needs to die
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i hope they realize the users who currently use this site and have been using it for years have stayed here because we generally like the basic functions this site offers. we like that our dashboard is in chronological order. we like being able to chainpost. we like the anonymity of it. for the most part, WE LIKE!!!! how it fucking works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is so frustrating. might as well just shut the site down permanently because those of us who’ve been here for years will leave if this continues happening. so much for ‘tumblr wins by doing nothing’ because they seem to really eager to put this site six feet under.
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