#god I love monsterfucking
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also may have bought a ps5 to play baldur's gate 3 to fuck that bear shifter dude.
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First time I remember feeling anything
#lisa frankenstein#lisa swallows#the creature#lisa frankenstein creature#tumblr if you fuck me on this one i swear to god#lisa swallows x creature#hes my pal hes my homeboy hes my sweet cheese my good time boy#<- me about the corpse i found#fanart#digital art#procreate#lisa frankenstein fanart#the lack of buzz around this movie is staggering#guys. please. please. its so good#it was specifically made for me#monsterfuckers unite please its so good#remember when they fucked. remember when they loved each other in lisas pink bedroom#do you guys remember#Bitter Content
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hi pinnie! longtime lurker here coming out of the woodworks to admit that I am a whore for Sybastian ☹️☹️ that post you wrote abt running from him on his floor… I was foaming at the mouth. I literally have such horrible Syb brain rot, so I’m so sorry if this doesn’t make any sense or wouldn’t work 🫶
but GOD thinking abt Sybastian stalking us by literally pretending to be different items in our home. Imagine climbing into the bathtub and all of a sudden you just get fuckin slobbered on 😟
[Honestly mimics are soooo fun, they don't get nearly enough love in monsterfucker spaces. Shut the fuck up about your werewolves, you basic bitches. /j]
It was probably horrendous for you during the beginning, wasn't it? Never knowing when something in your home might spring into a gangly pussy-hungry monster ready to grope and hump and lick at you like a horny pest.
Sybastian was a plague that made you unable to trust anything except the smallest objects you remember having. Even those would sometimes reveal themselves to be mini mimics he hoarded. Your home didn't really feel yours.
Time passed. The mimic never ate you, never killed you, harmed you only in the throes of its lust for your supple little body.
It became a friend. Maybe something more... Because when loneliness clawed at you and you reminded yourself that you couldn't bring anyone else home to abate it (lest they get murdered by your intruder), it didn't seem like a big loss. Because, realistically, could they be as enthusiastic towards you as he is? Sybastian's like a golden retriever of a monster, sometimes unable to keep his disguise up for too long before jolting to greet you with that toothy grin that's become so familiar.
You figure there's no point trying to run from something that has actually started making you happy... Right?
That's why, when you undress in your bathroom, hearing an interested rumble from somewhere, you don't even pretend to be mad anymore.
Not even when the bathtub faucet doesn't offer any water, or when a sloppy wet muscle coils around your leg, to steal kitten licks at your pretty pussy. The mimic almost hesitates, as if unsure as to why you haven't booted him outside yet, demanded to know where he put your real bathtub...
Fortunately, Sybastian can sometimes read between the lines pretty well, and he realizes you've accepted him. He drops his disguise immediately.
Where once he'd usually nip and hump and groan to at least get to rub his cock between your thighs, he now tries to plant kisses anywhere he can on your body, purring hard enough to rock you, and holding your poor body up in the air so he can eat your cunt as rough as possible, volumes of gratitude and relief poured into his every motion.
That encounter changed everything.
These days, if your morning doesn't start with your bed petting your hair and rumbling, then it's not right.
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I feel like it’s very indicative of my personality that I’m pretty sure my favourite characters from the hatchetfield are Richie Lipschitz and sir Wiggog Y’Wrath
A pathetic little meow meow trans-coded cringefail weeb who dies tragically
And a cthulu-esque god of wrath who speaks uwu, has tentacles, uses capitalism to incite a violent apocalypse, comes in adorable plushie form AND a tumblr sexyman form and giggles like a maniac
#I am both a monsterfucker who loves violence and death#AND a lover of pathetic wet cats of men who are filled to the brim with autism and transness and anxiety#that’s my type in men#pathetic and literal monster/god (not that one)#I will never stop talking about wiggly’s giggle#🪲#the lords in black#hatchetfield musicals#hatchetfield#hatchetfield universe#starkid npmd#starkid musicals#starkid black friday#black friday starkid#black friday musical#nerdy prides must die#npmd richie#npmd#richie lipschitz#hatchetverse#hatchetfield wiggly#Black Friday wiggly#wiggog y'wrath
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Istg I thought the reason Arthur had void get his blood for him was bc he blunted his teeth? But I haven't seen anyone else talkin abt that? Anyways. Arthur's teeth re-sharpening when he gives up both humanity and appearance is. Certainly something.
#jrwi#the suckening#and he DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HIS FATHER ANY MORE??#my fucking god#like I get it monsterfucker girlies still love him he's still babygirl#but the loss of identity... both his connection to his family and the choices he made abt his own appearance and body#he lost to much bodily autonomy when he became a vampire and to have his one most extreme choice reversed#WAUGH!#spoilers
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Actually now I'm thinking about how I dont think I've ever seen anyone outside of my little circle say anything positive about the Monster Control Service oneshot even though the whole time its so clear that Charlie and Grizzly are having the time of their lives (and Bizly also found it hilarious despite the DM despair). Killing maiming etc
#god forbid the council talk about bull cock and monsterfucking i guess#jrwi mcs#mcs my beloved my most misunderstood and mistreated blorbo i love you so much........ you deserve so much better
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I've been getting some truly horrible sleep lately, it would really be such a shame if someone were to collar me and keep me fucked out and dazed so all I can manage is sleeping between rounds of sex that's so rough and praise-filled that it makes my head spin!
It would be so much worse if it was a monster, too, haha! So much bigger than me, with a cock so big that you really shouldn't chance pulling all the way out! It was a struggle getting inside me in the first place, after all! It definitely would be a shame if I had to cockwarm a monster in between rounds, while I'm dozed off and recovering! After all, I'm such a good boy, why wouldn't I let my master stay inside my overstimulated cunt as long as they'd like?
#local werewolves in my area where are youuuu#god. ive been on such a monster kick lately. my posts breaching the containment of my blog have Not been helping#kisses to yall who find me btw i love seeing your tags#indrid barks!#nsft trans#transmasc nsft#nsft monster#nsft monsterfucking#what other tags would this go under. uhhh#nsft puppy#nsft puppyplay
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*shaking and crying* where is Urizen
#“monsterfucker website” they cant even handle the 20ft tall grotesque demonic half of a cambion#lowkey blame VoV for that. like I love that manga to death but god did the last chapter did not help the whole-#“V is his own person/is *the other half* of vergil (and not like. one half)” interpretation. bc then wtf was urizen for.#and tbh the game itself doesnt make it easy bc *obviously* we spend more time with V than with urizen. and then there's vergil's World of V.#and I guess its obvious both game and fans would focus more on the pretty goth bait and The Literal Best Character On All Time-#rather than mr. 1 dimentional boss fight demon but FUCK MAN now im pissed off that he is treated as unimportant-#and/or straight up forgotten that he even existed. like fuck he IS vergil's power. gone wild and without goal but he IS part of vergil#just like V is. and if V couldve “gotten his own character” during the time he was separated then why the fuck couldnt urizen?#<- sidenote I do not like the whole “V is/got his own character” thing. like no thats still vergil to me.#and yeah the last chapter of VoV fuck that up for me but im mainly of the opinion that-#if vergil exists. neither V nor urizen can. and vice-versa.#which imo SHOULD be the logical way but I guess nobody but me like urizen for what he is or represent. so its all about vergil and V#(who is STILL. FUCKING. VERGIL. TO ME. HNHNHNGNHN)#anyway whatever.#justice for urizen#tagging later
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me playing undertale yellow: ah. i am going to cry
#sophie speaks#its unlocking my undertale phase again#yes i do think sans the skeleton is hot. what do i look like#im a monsterfucker down to my roots#any popular monster x reader is always my jam#also undertale is actually my favourite game ever it just makes me sob like a little fucking baby#friendship??? a story about friendship and love and choices and time loops and MONSTERS???#frankly it was made for me#also that the fandom uses soulmates liberally is like. god yes my favourite fucking trope#me staring dead eyed at my og undertale fic. got like a kubrick stare going on#what we want is everything i want in a story/plot but also#i am so easily distracted
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Don’t touch what he protects
#god I love this angst ridden boyeeeee#maybe I’ll eventually write out some of his lore#oddlyother#oddlyart#anthro#monsterfucker#monster fucker
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What did they (Merry) mean by this...
#for the love of god I don't need lore explained to me. I'm just making a joke#because my immediate thought when I saw Merry said that was 'damn okay monsterfucker Merry back at it again. they want to marry a fluke'#beans plays fallen london#merry edition
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Victor Ardelian went on a hike and joined a bacchanal inside his own brain.
This man took a look at his demons and decided right then and there if he couldn’t fight them, he’d fuck them.
definition of what Catholic love should look like.
#birdsong ain’t the only gay thing on that there cliff Vic dearest#what manner of man#st john if you see this thanks for the chapter!#father ardelian#i love him he would enjoy Amazon monsterfucker books so much#also I’m calling it rn the earthen god has something to do w my boy vane
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it’s completely bananas to me that halsin's sex scene features a moment where he somehow loses control of his druidic powers and wildshapes into a bear, because he’s apparently that horny. like...gale had to be infected with a mindflayer tadpole for him to make mistakes in his spellcasting, even though he already carried a small nuclear bomb of evil, weave-consuming magic in his chest. what THE fuck is halsin’s excuse? like, as funny as it is for an archdruid to be so overcome with lust upon seeing a tdick that he loses his grip on his abilities, it makes absolutely no sense! what do you mean that this guy has enough power to open a portal to the shadowfell, and rescue a little fey boy from it, but he can't control his wildshaping because "bear horny?" HUH?
#bg3#thoughts about media#the more I think about halsin and SH. the more I grow resentful of their writer in specific.#genuinely. what the hell was this guy thinking.#like how is this scene meant to be sexy?#as a monsterfucker- I GET the appeal of a man fighting his “inner beast” to be with his partner.#but it doesn't come across that way in the halsin scene. it feels...silly? nonsensical?#he's an extremely powerful druid....losing control of his wildshape because he's aroused makes him look...immature.#is the appeal of halsin not that he is an experienced but lonely older man?#when confessing to your player character- he expresses his appreciation for the care with which the PC has treated him.#which I LOVED because it developed upon that initial dialogue of his where he reveals how alone he really is!#his family is all gone...so he only had the grove.#but the people at the grove held him in such high regard...it was like he wasn't a person anymore. just a “leader.”#it makes perfect sense to me that he would fall for someone who treats his feelings as important...who treats him like a person!#but the sex scene devolves so rapidly into...god...something out of a badly written fanfic?#honestly- forget the wildshaping. your PC should have had the opportunity to top halsin.#it would have made MUCH more sense given why he's even attracted to your PC in the first place.
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drakengard 2 is good. eat my shorts
#eat pant if you will.#drakengard#Drakengard 2#maybe it’s just it’s cast. because I REALLY love 2’s cast omg#and NO NOT JUST THE BITCHES FROM 1 EVEN THOUGH IMO. they are handled SO fucking well in this game esp the monsterfuckers#but that’s like. the one thing everyone agrees abt with d2. the shit with caim and angelus was fire pun intended#but like…… eris nowe urick yaha hanch. legna (even tho he was in d1 he got that character umf here). the other guy whose name I forget.#I FUCKING LOVE THEIR ASSES#that and the soundtrack. oh my god the soundtrack……. im sorry none of the canon games even come close to this game’s opening track.#LA LAAAAA LALA LAAA LA LAA LAAA LALA LAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GDTTING CHILLS TYPING IT EGEHSKSNSHSNSITS SO. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#JAIWKWHhisjwhwhsk)/$7282&/!/!/&/&2!/)$jJjhwuwuwjwnwjha 😚😚👁😭👁🥴😂🙂🤣🥴😅😊😓😊🥴🥴🙂🙂😓🤣😂😄🤣#games definitely flawed but honestly it not being “canon” doesn’t make it horrible to me. it’s cute. i like Drakengard 2.#also it gave us angelegna and honestly I think that was drakenier’s peak. canon is a pea in comparison
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2023 reads // twitter thread
The Misadventures of an Amateur Naturalist
YA sapphic historical fantasy
a girl in 1867 France wishes to become a Naturalist, but when her father looses everything, she’s forced to make hard decisions
she tries to escape into the forest, but gets stuck in an abandoned chateau with an unknown predator
beauty & the beast retelling
#The Misadventures of an Amateur Naturalist#aroaessidhe 2023 reads#sapphic books#i love this very much!!!!!!!!!#i like the audio narrator!#butch lesbian monstergirl ✔#definitely doesn’t get to the batb part til later like 40%. half way even#which I don't mind tbh I enjoyed the originality of the story!#me at the start :) i like the m/f friendship we love that :). LOL WHOOPS#absolutely horrifying circumstances (male friend you think of as a brother proposing to you instead of you sister) men are worthless#owl friend…many owl friends....#i like the emphasis on survival hunger frostbite danger etc. too many books gloss over that#i’m glad they basically fell in love when she was a beast hell yeah monsterfucker time#having said that i’m imagining an alternate version where they stay friends..monster friend#'this means the realm outside of science is real! oh god! does this mean god is real!' sdhfg#also v cool monster design
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I know I should be writing my WIP right now, but I'm severely more interested in reworking my og dnd character to be far more concise even though I may never play the game again. Because as her canon stands, she's just a mad scientist who just happens to want to fuck a dragon god who doesn't care about her weird religious flesh changes or her blood fetish, and as an engaged couple (her delusions), that's really not healthy. :/
#texts from the underbrush#I'll keep her a weird offputting monsterfucker since that's her Whole Thing....but I think she gotta ditch the dragon god for a blood god#It's far more healthier for her (even more damaging to her patients)#I love her so much I'll never be normal about her
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