my dear gobs and ghouls, today I would like to introduce to you
the goblin sigil™
lovingly crafted in the Blair Witch style by yours truly, this simple little design can be drawn, painted, scrawled and scratched upon any and all surfaces of your choosing, letting all those around you know who and what is in the area
you could even call it a warning...
or a summoning! what better way to find out if other gobs are in your neighborhood?
sometimes simplicity is best: what we have here is the alchemical symbol for earth (triangle with line at bottom), and the Norse rune Haglaz, which roughly translates to chaos
to my knowledge, there has not been a single symbol devoted to goblins. not historically, not in folklore. and I, for one, think it's about time we got one
comments? flattery? hate mail? I accept all with equal joy... and will continue doing whatever the hell I want anyway
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Some days, it’s nicer to just sit and exist quietly than to be excited…
And that’s okay. If every day was an adventure, adventures would be boring.
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"See you later. Do not die."
Always good advice from Pyrite.
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These flavors are cute and all but when does Air Up Gasoline come out?
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don't talk to me im doing goblin girl shit(i am embroidering silly designs on my jeans singing along to cosy music)
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Randomly thinking of writing a wedding night Pasha/Fix story. Where he doesn't want to pressure her into anything and she's been so repressed for so long that she's waiting on him to make the first move.
So he's trying to be sweet but she's worried about him not being attracted to her, which, is so far from the truth.
I’m a switch!fix fan… the idea of him trying to figure himself out makes me :’)
Pasha worried about if he wants it or if she’s “worth it”. Fix’s more worried about “how do I start anything? How do I make sure she knows she’s loved? :(”.
Fix is twice her size but still lets her maneuver them both around… Pasha loving how cliche-romantic he is (TROPES TROPES!), Fix loving how she starts to tell him what she wants or needs. Not even always sexually, but she starts to let herself be more open/honest, especially after years of being banished to office work :’)
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You’re in her DMs, I’m in her subterranean darkness plotting an uprising
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Goblin Tips: Bite Size Edition vol. 3:
"royalty"
funny coming from a self professed goblin king, you say?
well, goblin royalty is a bit different. human kings reside comfortably resting upon their wrinkly backsides, in their ivory towers, waving about their scepters and making demands. goblins? there's a little more emphasis on leadership over leisurely command.
plus there's also the chance that your followers will simply tear you limb from limb and cannibalize you if you aren't doing a good job
which is only fair
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i need more media where goblins are accurately portrayed (as funny little guys getting up to mischief) rather than the Alternative
Can anyone recommend me some good goblin media? (TTRPGs, books, shows, honestly anything with funny goblins)
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A good stick, some nice tea and a rainy evening… Life is peaceful, life is good.
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oh you wanna die on this hill
wanna be buried in dishonor on this hill
wanna raise a little grave stele in testament to your hubris before God and Satan, on this hill of shit and lies you have built
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think how refreshing it would be to rinse your bones in a cold stream. like the feeling of cool water flowing down your hot scalp through your hair but on your bones.
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are there teeth in every opening of his body?
urethra teeth?
tinny tiny pore teeth?
cause me thinks yesssss
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