fuck your beauty standards and concepts of normalcy
you know what's really attractive? An overwhelming desire for wanton destruction.
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What if an alien had an encounter with someone who was lactose intolerant, and the alien immediately thought ALL humans were lactose intolerant ?
Like, imagine,
H1: my body is in agony, but I don't regret any of my decisions
A asking H2:.. um, are they ok?
H2: oh yeah, they're fine, they're just lactose intolerant
A: what is that?
H1: my body can't process a certain chemical in dairy
A: ARE ALL HUMANS LIKE THIS? oh goodness, do we need to contact the captain, are you going to die??? Do humans die after they ingest dairy???
H2, laughing: oh no no, not all humans are lactose intolerant! It's only some people, and they don't die, their body has a way of "rejecting" dairy...
H1: *running off to the bathroom while hunched over in pain*
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Are you tired of being normal?
Don't you just wanna be cringe?
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Hi! I’m Vix, a gremlin with terrible Furby fever.
My main man is Cement, he’s uh….something.
I’m here to post furbies, reblog furbies, collect furbies, draw furbies, just general Furby content, with occasional other things.
Cement will be here too, doing….cement things.
I had to make this blog because my Furby brain rot is so strong I need a place to let it grow lol
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Character I'vre created to play in a new DnD game. Really wanted to make her look like she is a bit crazy, and I think I've succeed. :^D
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There are two wolves inside of you. One wants to frolick and dance in the rain like you have no cares in the world and the other doesn't want to ruin its hair.
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Just IMAGINE the speed you could rip apart something with these
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Imagine an alien being confused by humans not being worried about animal bites, but if they ever get bitten by another human they instantly freak out bc✨ bacterial infection ✨ and of course the alien is like
???? Explain ???
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