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tamayokny · 10 months
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my dad has been exposed to that chick angel's "one margarita (margarita song)"
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formationlapsz · 3 months
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dude okay what is this I drink just one glass of wine and I get dizzy is that even normal lmao the other day I was out with some coworkers right and we drunk margaritas I LITERALLY just drunk ONE margarita and the absolute shit show of a headache I had the next day oh my GOD
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berryhobii · 8 days
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✩ 🎀 𝒦𝐸𝒴 🎀 ✩
SMUT-♢ FLUFF-❀ ANGST-☂
𝗞𝗜𝗠 𝗡𝗔𝗠𝗝𝗢𝗢𝗡
🎀🎀🎀
【ONE SHOTS】
[ᴍʏ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ] ❀♢
♡Namjoon was your person, as you were his♡
【FICS】
Nothing yet....
【ASKS/DRABBLES】
[ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ] ᴍʏ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ♢
♡My Person's couple first time♡
[ᴘᴜʀᴇ]♢
♡You were pure. Ha, he could change that♡
[ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛ]❀♢
♡Namjoon's noticed something different about you♡
[ꜰɪʀᴇ ʙᴜʀɴɪɴɢ]❀♢
♡Life with your firefighter husband♡
[ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜꜱ]❀♢
♡A stranger gets a little too close to your husband. He shows you exactly who he belongs to♡
[ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴍɪɴᴇ]♢
♡You're his. No one else's♡
[ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ ʙꜰ]
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𝗞𝗜𝗠 𝗦𝗘𝗢𝗞𝗝𝗜𝗡
🎀🎀🎀
【ONE SHOTS】
[ʙᴀʙʏ ɢɪʀʟ]❀♢
♡Seokjin spoiled you rotten but how could he not when you were his baby girl?♡
[ʙᴀʙʏ ɢɪʀʟ:ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴏᴜᴛ]♢
♡You parade through your sugar daddy's building like you own it and his employees hate it. Time to show out♡
[ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ]❀♢
♡Your boyfriend isn’t giving you attention, too focused on his stupid computer game so you take matters into your own hands♡
【FICS】
Nothing yet....
【ASKS/DRABBLES】
Nothing yet....
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𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗚 𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗢𝗞
🎀🎀🎀
【ONE SHOTS】
[ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ɪɴ ꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ]❀♢
♡Hoseok was excited to hear about a new teacher at the community center. He wondered what kind of person you’d be, what kind of class you’d teach. He also wondered what the hell you were doing on stage at a strip club♡
[ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ɪɴ ꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴘᴀʀᴛ 2]♢
♡Hoseok visits your place for the first time and finds something he never expected♡
[ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅꜱ]ꜱᴏᴜʟᴍᴀᴛᴇ ᴀᴜ❀☂
♡Clouds drifted overhead, rain pouring over the monochrome colors of your life. Then the sun parted those clouds, showing you a rainbow♡
[ᴅᴇꜱꜱᴇʀᴛ]♢
♡You and Hoseok try something new♡
【FICS】
[ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ]ᴍᴀꜰɪᴀ ᴀᴜ❀♢☂
♡When a looming danger threatens the people you love, you have to come out of hiding and step back into your place as The Whisper; the deadliest assassin known to man. Taking people’s lives were easy, loving Hoseok was even easier, and having to face him once again after leaving would prove to be the toughest challenge of your life♡
ᴘʀᴏʟᴏɢᴜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 1 ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 2
【ASKS/DRABBLES】
[ʜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀᴋᴇꜱ]ꜱᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ ʀᴀᴄᴇʀ ᴀᴜ
♡Hoseok's pride as a racer depended on this race but his true pride and joy would always be there on their knees to release the tension♡
[ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴏɴᴇ]♢
♡Hoseok's not done with you. Far from it♡
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𝗠𝗜𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗢𝗡𝗚𝗜
🎀🎀🎀
【ONE SHOTS】
[ʀᴇᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛ]❀♢
♡Yoongi’s been so busy lately and you two haven’t been spending much time together. You bring him some dinner and reconnect on a deeper level. Verrryyyyyy deep♡
[ꜱɪʟᴇɴᴛ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ]❀♢
♡You give Yoongi the silent treatment. That doesn't bode over well♡
【FICS】
Nothing yet....
【ASKS/DRABBLES】
[ᴅʀᴇꜱꜱɪɴɢ ʀᴏᴏᴍ]♢
♡Shenanigans in the dressing room♡
[ᴍᴏᴏɴʙᴇᴀᴍꜱ]ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɪᴅ ᴀᴜ☂
♡Every night you return to the water and every night you remember why you left. But you could never forget the sparkle of his eyes reflected in the beams of the moon♡
[ᴏᴠᴇʀᴡʜᴇʟᴍᴇᴅ]❀☂
♡Your day has been going horribly. Your fiancé helps you come down to earth♡
[ɪ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀ]❀♢
♡Yoongi swore he’d finish before lunch time♡
[ɢᴇᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ]ꜱɪʟᴇɴᴛ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ♢
♡Yoongi gets his get back♡
[ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅɪꜱᴛᴜʀʙ]♢
♡You really need to remember to keep your phone on silent♡
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𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗝𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡
🎀🎀🎀
【ONE SHOTS】
[ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴀᴅ]❀♢☂
♡ Rule 1: Never go over the woman’s house Rule 2: Never sleep over Rule 3: Never sleep with the same person twice These 3 rules are what Jimin lived by but then you came along and he was ready to break all of them♡
ᴘᴀʀᴛ 1 ᴘᴀʀᴛ 2 ᴘᴀʀᴛ 3
[ʜᴜʀʀʏ ʜᴏᴍᴇ]❀♢
♡You send Jimin some naughty videos during his night with the boys♡
[ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴀʀɢᴀʀɪᴛᴀ]❀♢
♡Give me one margarita, Imma open my legs♡
【FICS】
[ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ]ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴍʏᴛʜᴏʟᴏɢʏ ᴀᴜ❀♢☂
♡You were his oasis where the water never ran dry. He was the garden where blooms shone like diamonds. His lips were of the sweetest ambrosia that made you forget your sour past, your embrace a blanket that shielded him from the nightmare that was his life. Your souls were safe in the hands of one another. Nothing could ever separate you, the daisy chain you’ve woven entwining your fate and destinies until the end of time♡
ᴘʀᴏʟᴏᴜɢᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 1 ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 2 ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 3
【ASKS/DRABBLES】
[ᴘᴏᴏʟ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ]❀♢
♡After a pool party at your friend’s house, you and Jimin go home for some private time♡
[ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ]❀♢
♡Jimin has a few favorite things about you♡
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𝗞𝗜𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗘𝗛𝗬𝗨𝗡𝗚
🎀🎀🎀
【ONE SHOTS】
Nothing yet...
【FICS】
Nothing yet...
【ASKS/DRABBLES】
[ᴅɪꜱᴛʀᴀᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇʀ]♢
♡Taehyung needs to keep his eyes on the road♡
[ᴍᴏʀᴇ]ᴅɪꜱᴛʀᴀᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ♢
♡It's never enough. You want more♡
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𝗝𝗘𝗢𝗡 𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗚𝗞𝗢𝗢𝗞
🎀🎀🎀
【ONE SHOTS】
[ʟᴀᴛᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴡᴏʀᴋ]❀♢
♡Jungkook wakes you up and sends you off to work all hot bothered. Just wait until you get home!♡
[ʟᴀᴛᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴡᴏʀᴋ:ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ]❀♢
♡You’ve clocked out. It’s time to go home♡
【FICS】
Nothing yet...
【ASKS/DRABBLES】
[ᴄᴀɴᴅʏ ᴄʀᴜꜱʜ]ʟꜰᴡ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ❀
♡How the LFW couple met♡
[ɴᴏ ɴᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴠᴇᴍʙᴇʀ]ʟꜰᴡ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ❀♢
♡The LFW couple attempt No Nut November. Game on♡
[ᴜɴᴀᴡᴀʀᴇ]ʟꜰᴡ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ❀♢
♡You hardly pay much attention whenever you’re with Jungkook. He does though♡
[ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛɪᴍᴇ]ʟꜰᴡ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ❀♢☂
♡Jungkook would be there whenever insecurity came to haunt you. Every time♡
[ɢʏᴍ ꜰɪᴛ]ʟꜰᴡ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ❀♢
♡Working out with your husband is great motivation♡
[ᴍᴏᴏᴅ ꜱᴡɪɴɢꜱ]❀
♡Jungkook’s grown used to your mood swings♡
[ʙɪᴋɪɴɪ ʙᴏᴅʏ]❀♢
♡You show off some of your new bikini's to Jungkook♡
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𝗢𝗧𝟳
🎀🎀🎀
【ONE SHOTS】
[7 ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ꜱʜᴇᴇᴛꜱ]♢
♡You had 7 fuck buddies. Just how did you fit them all into your schedule?♡
【FICS】
Nothing yet...
【ASKS/DRABBLES】
Nothing yet...
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wandasaura · 2 months
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Omg I'm in Budapest and I accidently bought alcohol free margaritas might die tbh
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give me one margarita imma open my legs, give me two margaritas imma give you some head... maybe the alc free margs were a good game plan
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hidan-anon · 7 months
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This is your song 💯😂🤣
GIVE ME 1 MARGARITAS IMMA OPEN MY LEGS
GIVE ME 2  MARGARITAS IMMA GIVE U SOME HEAD
GIVE ME 3  MARGARITAS IMMA PUT IT IN MY PUSS
GIVE ME 4  MARGARITAS IMMA PUT IT IN MY TUSH
GIVE ME 5  MARGARITAS IMMA HAVE SOME FUN
GIVE ME 6  MARGARITAS IMMA PUT IT IN UR BUN
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iamthecomet · 1 year
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the post about Dew and margaritas instantly made me think of that One Margarita song on tiktok 😭😭
the one that’s like “give me one margarita imma open my legs, give me two margaritas imma give you some head”
- @amethyst-ghoul
Think Swiss sings it to him when Dew's drinking margs? (I do).
Dew pretends to hate it (he loves it).
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starry-hughes · 1 year
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GIVE ME ONE MARGARITA IMMA OPEN MY LEGS
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thehumantorchhere · 11 months
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GIMMIE ONE MARGARITA IMMA OPEN MY LEGS
GIVE ME TWO MARGARITAS IMMA GIVE YOU SOME HEAD
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lovelybowiebanner · 11 months
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GIVE ME ONE MARGARITA IMMA OPEN MY LEGS
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edmetalqueer · 1 year
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GIVE ME ONE MARGARITA GIVE ME TWO MARGARITA IMMA OPEN MY LEGS! GIMME ONE MARGARITA IMMA GIVE YOU SOM E HEADDDDD
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sabactani · 4 months
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GIVE ME ONE MARGARITA IMMA OPEN MY LEGS GIVE ME TWO MARGARITAS IMMA GIVE YOU SOME HEAD
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wyrmbone · 11 months
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waglifeornolife · 1 year
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GIVE ME ONE MARGARITA
IMMA OPEN MY LEGS 👀
are all of our fyps the same? 😂
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ladywinchester1967 · 5 years
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Good Morning, Beautiful
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Links: AO3 & WattPadd
Square Filled: Cunnilingus
Ship: Dean Winchester x Female Character (established)
Rating: E for Explicit
Tags: Oral sex (female receiving), fluff, smut, Dean being a sweetheart. All porn, zero plot. 
Created for: @spnkinkbingo
Soft kisses on her shoulder is what brought her around to consciousness. She sighed without opening her eyes and could feel his mouth twitching up into a smile.
“Mornin’ sweetheart.” He said, his voice laden with sleep.
She hummed a greeting, her eyes still refusing to open as he kissed across her back to her other shoulder, his stubble deliciously scratching her skin.
“Mh, babe.” She moaned, twisting under the sheets.
“What?” He asked, sounding innocent “I’m just waking you up.”
She laughed as her eyes slowly cracked open, a pair of bottle green eyes looking back at her. His rough hand rolled over her bare back, his fingertips tracing her spine as he slowly smiled at her.
“Morning.” She greeted him as he kissed her forehead.
“You were talking in your sleep again.” He said, grinning.
She rolled her eyes as they fully opened and she rolled on to her back. He held her in his arms as she asked
“What did I say this time?”
“You kept saying my name,” he said and kissed the tip of her nose “and smiling.”
“Must’ve been a damn good dream.” She chided him as he kissed her neck.
“What this time?” He asked “You, me, the couch and a concert on tv?”
“Mhhhhh,” she moaned, as he caressed the spot between her neck and shoulder with his lips “I love when you say sweet things to me.”
“Like that beach in Florida?” He asked “After that ghoul hunt?”
“That one that had the place where you picked your own crab?” She asked and he nodded.
“Yeah, that’s the one,” he said, his teeth grazing the shell of her ear “with the bottomless margaritas.”
“Yes,” she breathed, her hands running over his strong shoulders, her fingers tangling in the hair on the back of his head “that one.”
“That’s what I thought.” he said with a smirk as she nuzzled her nose against his. He smiled as he worked his way down her neck again, kissing across her collar bone.
“Please say more nice things.” She said as she rolled her hips, his half hardened cock against the inside of her thigh. He tutted at her and said
“Be patient sweetness.” He said as he lifted his head and kissed her lips. When they parted, she nodded and he resumed kissing on her collar bone. “Spiked hot chocolate, spiked apple cider, spiked coffee.” He said as he kissed her skin.
“Mh, now I’m hungry.” She told him
“So am I.” He said, his kisses growing in passion.
“Let me get up and I’ll make us something to eat.” She told him.
He simply shook his head and said
“No, what I want to eat is,” he said as he slid down her body and down between her legs “right about,” he leaned forward and licked her cotton covered core “here.”
“Jesus.” she whimpered as he slid his hand up her thighs and hooked into her panties, pulling them down and off of her. He spread her legs wide, looked up at her and smirked.
“Perfect.” He said as he lowered his head.
At first she felt just his breath before he did anything, her spine tingled as he licked through her dampened folds.
“Fuck,” her moaned as she rolled her hips, her fingers sinking into his hair “oh god!”
He gripped her thighs, keeping them open as he flattened his tongue, licking her slit. His lips sealed over her clit, sucking it in between his lips. She cried out, clenching his brown locks in her fingers, moaning his name.
“I-fuck-Dean, Jesus Christ!” She yelled as his tongue flicked over her her clit, her hips thrusting upward to meet his strokes. He sank his tongue inside her, swirling and thrusting it inside her as she whined and moaned, tugging on his hair. Her voice was ragged and full of want as she cried for him.
“Dean, fuck, I’m-AH!” She yelled as she twisted. He calloused fingers worked her clit in languid circles as she let go of his hair and gripped the pillows, clawing at them as he flicked his tongue back and forth over her entrance. She let a loud sigh fall from her lips as she cried out loudly, her thighs snapping around his head. He let out a moan as he forced her legs open again, she thrust into his mouth, pleasure curling in her belly as she rode his tongue. She cried out as he bumped up against her clit one last time, she saw stars behind her eyes as she screamed his name, coming hard on his tongue.
After she fell apart, her skin felt electrified as he kissed back up her body and up to her mouth where she could taste herself on his plump mouth.
“Good morning sweetheart.” He said as they kissed.
“Fuck,” she moaned “Dean please, I need you, now.”
Fully hardened and with his cock resting just outside her waiting hole, he grinned.
“Need you too sweetheart.” He moaned as he kissed her sweetly. With one stroke, he had filled her up, both of the moaning. He laced his fingers through hers as he thrust in and out of her, their foreheads just barely touching.
“I love you,” He moaned “fuck, I love you.”
She kissed him hard as they met thrust for thrust.
“I love you too,” she told him “I love you so much.”
They heatedly kissed before he tucked his head into her shoulder, covering her skin with kisses and love bites. She moaned and twisted under him as he continued, one of his hands slipped from hers. He pressed two of his fingers into her clit, working it in circles that matched the pace he was thrusting. She cried out loudly, her free arm wrapping around his neck.
“God, oh fuck!” She moaned.
“Hold on baby,” he said and kissed her hard as she clamped down on him “oh fuck, you wanna come for me sweetheart?”
“Please!” She begged “fuck me hard Dean.”
He ignored her request and kept up his pace, drawing out a long orgasm from her as she threw her head back, screaming his name.
“That’s it,” he said, his voice ragged with lust “fuck, just like that pretty girl.”
She was weakened, her body felt boneless as he kept thrusting into her, his hips slowly picking up speed, barely giving her any recovery time before her third orgasm built up. She was a moaning, writhing mess as he chased his own release, a primal cry left his mouth as he finished deep inside her.
He pulled out and lay on his back beside her as they both tried to catch their breath.
“Wow,” she breathed “that was fucking amazing.”
He grinned as she rolled over, laying her head on his chest. He brushed the hair out of her eyes as he peppered her face with sweet kisses.
“You wanna lay here a little longer while I make us some coffee?” he asked
“Keep talking like that and we'll go another round there handsome.” she told him.
He laughed and said
“Like I'm gonna complain about that.”
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