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but-how-do-you-drive · 2 months

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"These are some tasty fruit snacks. I don't have kids, but my girlfriend loves fruit snacks -- and you gotta keep the ladies happy." —a review I found on amazon that made me smile

#get yourself a man #but seriously this is adorable #pipe down carlee

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rslashcanis · 2 years

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Get yourself a man who can sing all your favourite arias. <3

#opera #relationship #get yourself a man #I’m using man as gender neutral #partner #remembering camp #theatre camp went somewhere #it does not concern you #e lucevan le stelle #i’m gonna cry

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punkitt-is-here · 7 months

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"people shouldn't call themselves x or y because it makes me uncomfortable" well. Get over yourself lol. Skill issue

#whether u are calling yourself a femboy or a fag or whatever like. come on man #you can be uncomfortable nobody can really stop that. but at some point you just need to Get Cool or Get Out #my posts

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time-woods · 5 months

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EMOTIONAL WIN ! ! the bug lets his emotions make decisions for once !

#when ur bug has rsd #mf needs affirmations after everything man #ppl expect a mystery fantasy drama but its gonna end up being a story abt learning how to experience being yourself #a whole story just about experiencing emotions and how amazing and beautiful that can be #( with a side serving of heavily autistic experiences)#get praaaaankeed #i really dont get kissing but here it sorta made sense i think #kissing with mandibles must be a bit difficult #shoutout to unhinged jaw #chasing stars au #adventure time #fionna and cake #adventure time au #Sīdus the Fallen star #prismo the wishmaster #the carmine cavalier #scarab the god auditor #prohibitedwish #this technically has a part 1 but i didnt line it or anything- i may add it onto this later if i feel like it #Sīdus is the one to usually instigate stuff but he makes sure Carma is the one to go further #kinda just letting him know that hes there for him but no matter what he gets to choose what hes comfortable with-#when hes in such an unfamiliar situation

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pageofheartdj · 3 months

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What fans learned about Lucifer from episode 5:

What fans learned about Lucifer from episode 8:

#hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #get yourself a man that can do both #can do it all

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redlips-blooddrops-deux · 1 year

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he held her by the hand and took his lead, dancing in circles while the ground before them lay bodies of the dead. Scooping her in his arms, and held her up, a laugh breaks as the demon purred, staring up as his lover. "I love you my dear, and forever will." (Dante)

"My how romantic..." humming softly she follows his lead, with soft steps on her tiptoes. Giggling at being picked up she strokes his cheeks softly with the back of her hand she adores that gaze he held, one that was so full of devotion.

#ic #answered #frozenintimc: Dante #get yourself a man #who massacres for ya

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deweyduck · 9 months

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ken carson being the best boy of all time 4/?

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daftpatience · 2 years

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this post reminded me of this ~scenario~ that happens to me and other fat folks quite often! thin folks that are our friends, support fat folks, but haven’t quite had the time or chance or willingness to unlearn fatphobic ideas in relation to themselves. we know you still think of fatness as inherently unhealthy and unattractive, work on it ♥

#any weirdos are getting blocked asap #and uhh if you come asking for advice or how to unlearn it idk man follow fat creators #listen to fat people talk about their experiences #follow fat instagram models and allow yourself to find them attractive #its fun i promise #youll grow i promise #finding beauty in a wider range of body types has only ever done my brain good #you learn to love yourself through loving others #cw weight #cw fatphobia

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parisoonic · 9 months

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i'm just making myself laugh at this point im so sorry

#get yourself a man whose sense of humour never developed past the schoolyard #tf2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #once I was in john lewis looking at furniture and exclaimed 'wow look at that massive pouffe!' and my bf immediately responded #'i know i'm looking at him' 💀#I had to draw the burly beast eventually

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bluemoontarot · 9 months

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I have found that the biggest deterrent to assholes is asking "why?" Over and over.

"We can't have universal healthcare!"

Why?

"Because I don't wanna pay for a strangers health!"

Why?

"Because if they can't afford their own health care that isn't my problem!"

Why?

And so on and so on. Keep making them dig. Keep making them explain until they can't anymore and are faced with nothing but the ugly mask of bias and prejudice. Only then can they truly see that taking it off is an option. Whether they do or not is up to them. And that choice tells you whether they deserve more of your energy or not.

Trans kids can't be trans. Why? Why not? Why?

Free food is bad for ppl. Why? Why? Why? Why is feeding ppl bad?

Why?

Why is helping one another bad?

Why is doing what humans are genetically designed to do, to help and care for one another to ensure survival, bad?

#money aside #just think about it #then realize we HAVE the money #we have the money to fund all of this #through laundering in goverments and billionares who refuse to share wealth for the bettermemt of mankind #then get angry #and be radicalized #helping your fellow man through kindness is the biggest fuck you to capitalism #anti capitalism #politics #democratic socialism #socialism #eat the rich #and do this to yourself when you have bias #why did you think that way or do that action?#why was this your first response difference?#dig until you cant...and take off the mask

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bakudekublogblog · 25 days

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kacchan telling izuku that his body moved on his own is fucking crazy. like not only did kacchan remember izuku saying that all the way back from the sludge-villain incident but he’s also confirming that izuku’s crazy, boarder-line suicidal intensity is a two way street. it’s not just izuku who is insane about kacchan it’s mutual insanity. kacchan’s body moved on its own. he was helpless but to throw himself into the line of fire when he saw izuku was in danger. he didn’t think about it. he didn’t choose to do it. he didn’t have a choice. it was as if izuku was a piece of his own soul. katsuki instinctually needed to protect him above all else, even at the cost of his own life

#AND HE SAID IT OUT LOUD IN THE RAIN IN FRONT OF EVERYONE #bkdk #bakudeku #hey man just casually checking in uh I would die for you and not even think about it #you know how you almost kill yourself for me that’s like Mutual I guess idk what are we #do I tell my mom do I update my hinge profile #like izuku knows he’s weird about kacchan he knows he isn’t normal about him #and he ONLY threw himself into sludge villain incident when he saw it was kacchan.#and THEN his body moved on its own #and kacchan is the ONLY ONE who saw just how in danger izuku was #AND THEN HIS BODY MOVES ON ITS OWN #his body unlocks a new ability just to get to him faster #they’re just so deeply spiritually and physically connected and it’s MUTUAL

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novakiart · 8 months

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spinneret fun! 🕷️ written by me & nevi

the rest under cut:

#spideypool #wade wilson #peter parker #spider-man #deadpool #i made this in one day fjdjjsjs forgive how weird wade looks in every panel but this is basically just a glorified scribble #also i think his badly drawn faces are funnt #more cringe losers based on nevi + my's au #again #they **** after this.#sorry?#mine #okay wait no I'm back #because put yourself in wade's shoes for a second #your bf's overactive super senses are telling him to get the hell out of dodge but he trusts you so much that he says nah fuck that #I'm safe I'm in good hands #to trust somebody more than you trust your own senses #okay /end #earth-748

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kirbyddd · 7 months

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loving this official US government sample card for the new driver's license standard that people'll need to fly in 2025

"Ima Cardholder"

Ace Attorney character

#ace attorney #is reposting Department of Homeland Security info like this gonna get me on a list? they want to raise awareness about the new reqs right?#listen man i was just booking a bargain bin flight and it was like “New Real ID reqs in 2025 educate yourself!!!”#and the info page had this funny image #im a good citizen dont want no trouble just informing the good people of the new Real ID act sir #dont draft me

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macaroonkitti · 7 months

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Not gonna lie kinda funny how many jobs Link can accumulate in totk

Appointed knight to the princess, schoolteacher, news reporter, honorary archeologist, amateur engineer, assassin in a cult designed to kill him. There might be more than that but those are the ones that pop up off the top of my head lol

#totk #link #get yourself a man(?) who can do it all

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shadowphoenixrider · 15 days

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Look, Episode 5 of X-Men '97 was tragic and emotionally destroyed all of us, but can we all agree it's actually kinda funny that Gambit threw a motorbike at Rogue just to keep her safe.

Like no hesitation at all: 'nah she'll be fine, don't worry about it'

#spr rambles #x men 97 #gambit #rogue #'i mean she's gonna be fucking pissed afterwards'#'but it's fiiiine!'#narrator: it was Not Fine #yeah i know it was probably the only thing that could stop her #but the situation is so absurd when you think about it right?#folks get yourself a man who'll throw a motorbike at you to keep you safe

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wotchernewt · 17 days

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i am not immune to kitsunetho.

#mcyt #ethoslab #etho fanart #wotchart #get yourself a man who is renowned in his field and also so very sopping wet and pathetic #he's got three tails btw. in case that wasn't obvious.

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