Warning a bunch of swears and inappropriate stuff.
I just played al-haithems story quest and I know my most hated npc's
You see these two bitches.
I hate them, I fucking hate them so god damn much, I hope you die the most painful death possible but it still wouldn't be enough to relinquish my hate.
The female bitch on the right is fucking disgusting, she literally targets him for telling the fucking truth, all because she wanted this research project, is she saying that she didn't care someone fucking killed themselves because of there work getting stolen.
But nothing can compare to the male bitch on the left, first of all he completely disregards that someone killed themselves but that isn't where my anger comes from, it's from the fact that he wished the guy who killed himself could have "waited a little longer"
I hate them, I hate them, I hate them, I hate them them, I hate them, I hate them, I hate them, I hate them, I hate them, I hate them.
These two little pieces of shits are only bested by Albert, let me say this one last time I HATE THEMMM.
Alright thanks for letting me blow off steam, have a good day!
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Kind of an odd one, but could I request a scenario with Diluc's s/o trying to (hilariously, but unsuccessfully) matchmake Adelinde and Elzer on Valentine's Day, and Diluc has to intervene before the antics get too out of hand?
𝓣𝓸 𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓲𝓭 (𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓪 𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸𝓸!)
I had a lot fun writing this, but I might've gone a tad-off prompt. I apologize!
diluc x gn!reader // fluff/comedy // anon suggestion // enjoy <3
They were absolutely perfect for each other.
Or at least, in your mind they were perfect.
The way in which Elzer so graciously offers his hand to Adelinde to help with laundry, or when they constantly compliment each others work, or the way they always walk home together during the dead of night, or-
Maybe you thought about the two employees a little too often.
But as the early-February wind blew throughout the vineyard, you could practically smell love kindling in the air. You were of course busy with countless dates prepared by the wine tycoon himself, your loving and always doting boyfriend of 2 years, Diluc Ragnvindr. However, this Valentines, you wished on a fallen star that maybe you and ‘Luc wouldn’t be the only ones celebrating at the winery.
To be honest, you really had no idea why Adelinde and Elzer’s non-existent love life meant so much to you. Perhaps you had finally felt the joy of being with someone you truly love, and wanted to share that delightful experience with others. Maybe a teeny-little part of you wanted to take credit for matchmaking such a beautiful bride and groom at their eventual wedding. Whatever the case was, you wanted to see them together no later than the fourteenth. You could never let the once-a-year love season pass such an adoring and pining future spark.
It started with small, not-so-subtle hints. Elzer and Adelinde were surprisingly quite oblivious to the increase in tasks they had to perform together by the end of the day. Along with participating in their daily activities, the two found themselves spending their time assisting one another with paperwork and dusting. It wasn’t long before the Master of the estate took notice of the odd tasks his darling Y/n filed for requests.
“Love, could I… speak with you for a moment?”
You wondered what he could possibly need to speak with you about. I mean, he has been slightly needy with the rise of couples filling the streets, but there wasn’t anything you two couldn’t handle.
As you walked with him towards your bedroom you noticed the slight awkward tone in his movements. The way he only ever-so-slightly fidgeted with his gloves, or the look in his eyes holding one of embarrassment. He kindly opened the bedroom door and gestured you inside.
“I’ve seen the tasks you’ve been assigning to Adelinde and Elzer. My dear, do you care to explain?”
Shit.
“Well, I- I mean it’s like only slightly a little complicated..” Diluc could hear you trailing out your incoherent response with slews of “uh’s” and awkward chuckles.
“Now, this is a complete guess, but would I be correct to assume you’re trying to… get them together?”
While your mouth remained silent, your bright red face communicated all that needed to be said.
“My love,” Diluc grabbed a hold of your waist and gently pulled you down to the bed. He nuzzled his face in your hair as you wrapped your arms around him. “You really shouldn’t be meddling with other people’s business, you know.” “I get it, I get it.” Your voice was muffled as Diluc held your head against his broad chest. “But also, they just seem so cute and fluffy together. I’m not sure, maybe I’m in over my head, but I deeply enjoy the time I spend with you. So, I thought it would be cool if maybe other people could have that same feeling of warmth with someone they also love..”
Diluc’s expression was unreadable, yet his grip around your body tightening spoke for him. A kiss was planted on your forehead as you felt the bed’s covers reaching over the two of you. “I sincerely thank you for your affection, liebling. Get some rest. We’ll talk more about this in the morning”
If only you two had noticed the mischievous maid and butler listening in from outside the door, giggling at your less than stellar attempt, yet still touched by the action.
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