Weird family stories revolving around my dads serial killer behavior as a child

he has three sisters and they almost always had hamsters when they were children except they stopped after my dad for the fifth time squeezed the hamsters to death and stuffed them in the couch cushions

Where my dads side of the family grew up it was hot so obviously they had a pool and one day when it was hot out and they were outside my dad strapped his little sister the youngest into a stroller and pushed her into the pool my dads uncle saved here and she is still alive

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we'll do fine.

A Gurgle in the Pipes 

The fifth circle of hell was a “HALF OFF ON EVERYTHING” holiday weekend sale day and its sufferers were the staff. 

You couldn’t tell Tommie any different. She just couldn’t figure out what sin she committed other than being working class and desperate. 

After enduring 8 hours of arguing with people who couldn’t read signs and the declarations of mistreatment by customers who waited a minute too long in the checkout lines, she was tired. Bone tired. And all she wanted was a few minutes to herself in a bathroom stall for quiet.

But even here, the air perfumed with acts of dubious achievement, something wicked this way comes. 

It started as a hiss, then a gurgle. Tommie pressed her ears against the wall tile, hearing the pipes shake, then sputter. 

And then the world exploded in a gush of water and tears.

littlest furth shop

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Day 25913 of trying to turn my coworkers into miraculous ladybug fans 😔

hotter than hell

[ID: Digital art of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum in their alternative universe form based off an angel Vash and Devil Wolfwood illustration Nightow did. The both of them are sitting side by side, exhausted from the heat, Vash has his arms crossed, leaned against his knees and his head against his arms, eyes closed as sweat drips from his face. His wings spreads over the both of them to shield them from the sun. Wolfwood is sitting with his right leg extended and his left leg with the knee slightly up. His eyes are also closed with a clear grimacing expression. He uses one of his small devil wings to fan Vash, the text effect reads “flap flap”. Being in the shadows, the palette is cool, blues and purples. A sliver of light shines on the parts not covered by wings in a bright orange/yellow. END ID]

Haunted City

Danny could admit that pretending to be a "regular ghost" was pretty fun. He could hide in one place and scare people who were waiting for an open door and a creepy laugh.

Honestly, Danny could do a lot more than that, the ghosts people believed in were nothing like the ones he knew. He wondered if there were simply different types of ghosts, or supernatural creatures; it was quite likely, considering that the ghosts of the Realms weren't even of the same dimension so it wasn't a fair comparison.

Anyway, the halfa had spent a couple of days "haunting" Gotham. The place was too leggy and they needed a little excitement in their lives. Of course, this led to some rumors about a spirit suffering or something similar, he didn't really care.

The "heroes" of Gotham didn't seem to share his opinion, going through all the places that had been "attacked" (they were just jokes) and looking for some explanation before calling Justice League Dark, Danny had fun scaring them a little in the process.

But he wasn't too interested in being exorcised, banished or whatever they did with rebel ghosts, so he settled on a mansion that was too big for its few inhabitants. Scaring billionaires was almost therapeutic, although the butler didn't seem too impressed by his (minimal) efforts.

Fanart I started for a billboard promo in fall, then missed the deadline, took too long to draw fall trees, then changed them into plum blossoms feat snow for winter themed 79, then missed that deadline and finally finished it a few days ago

Time management is my passion.

uuuh happy qijiu everyone

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Anyway check this out-

The amount of serotonin blinking qijiu gave me is embarassing because otherwise I would've never done this

✶✥ handsome duo ✥✶

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MORE FNAF/SPAMTON!!! LOVE U GUYS 🫶🫶

A little wonderful project me and @lil-beanz000 came up with ! Let me introduce you to Vinny Usato, the new member of the Usato fam and marupyons little brother ! This adorable munchkin is one of @lil-beanz000 original oc’s that i kidnapped >:3 muehehehe

Be amazed by his cuteness !!!!!!!

After having pyonpyon, Leo finds out that he would no longer be able to have children, the pregnancy having been to hard on his body. While talking about it to the family, draxum offers to help them by providing his services and lab as a birthing chamber/incubator. The young couple is overjoyed and accept his offers, however not everyone on board with the idea. Maru finds herself conflicted with this new change and lashes out at her parents, however after some reassurance and some bonding time she comes to love little Vinny to bits <3

Here is beanz vinny description !

JtKCU (Jeff the Killer Cinematic Universe)

more assorted stuff. giving funney animal people versions to my human ocs because i'm normal

i paused reading chapter 76 to make this LOL

More godzilla minus one doodles (ft. Legendary)

Kit sparring flirting being a brat