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Just got put in twitter jail for telling Ted Cruz, Tony Gonzalez and other POS TX politicians to shut the fuck up. Apparently me expressing my disdain for their platitudes was enough to temporarily ban me.
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F—k Tex-ass Republicans!
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#republican assholes#Tex-ass Republicans#fuck Greg Abbott#fuck Ted Cruz#traitor trump#Texas republicans are the worst#Medicaid#maga morons#republican values#republican family values#republicans hate poor children
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(via Ted Cruz's Home Visited By Activists Because Of NRA Donations)
A Mile-Long Procession Of Buses Carried Items From School Shooting Victims To Ted Cruz’s House.
A fleet of 52 yellow school buses formed a mile-long procession to Sen. Ted Cruz’s house in Houston on Thursday morning — 4,368 empty seats to honor the number of children killed by gun violence since 2020.
The 4,368 empty seats are meant to honor the number of children killed by gun violence since 2020.
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#the nra is a terrorist organization#gun control#republican hypocrisy#gun violence#fuck the nra#ted cruz
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Ted should be kicked out of Congress for being such an asshole!!
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i still think abt this pic like twice a week unprompted
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The Senator From Texas
CHAPTER TWO: Fucking the Senator From Texas
Featuring Sen. Ted Cruz
The night before, I had seduced the senator from Texas, Ted Cruz who I found a little reluctance at first but became a very willing lover. At 52 years of age, he stood at 5'10" with a full head of thick greying black hair, brown eyes and an greying full beard. He also had a prominent ass which only made him that much more attractive in my eyes. But he was an arrogant asshole that needed to be knocked down a few pegs. During the day, I flattered him unmerciflully to get him come back to my apartment tonight. And of course he did.
At 8:30 there was a light tap on my door. I opened it to find those brown eyes looking at me has he flashed that warm smile.
"Come on in." I said, stepping back so he'd follow me in.
Ted did a quick check up and down the corridor. There was no one around to see as he entered. I lead him by the hand to the living room were we fell into an embrace, sharing a long passionate kiss. Ted who no longer protested, returned my loving kisses. We began frantically pulling off our clothes. I didn't know if he was eager or just didn't have much time to "fuck around" before getting back home to the wife, but he wasn't waiting for any conversation. I certainly didn't mind.
"I think I'm falling for you Ted. I've never felt this way about a man before." I said still flattering him as we hurried to the bedroom, falling on top of the bed with Ted in his arms.
I was was actually enjoying myself as I rolled on top of Ted and held him in a tight embraced, our mouths glued together. Both of our cocks were extremely stiff at this point and both of us wanted to do something to blow a load. Taking the lead, I lowered myself to Ted's cock and began to suck vigorously, but was careful not to get him off too quickly. Just as the night before, my tongue found it's way to his asshole. I gave him quite a licking that had Ted tossing and turning and basically squirming all over the bed. He really needed to blow a load, but I would not allow it, not yet.
"Ted, roll over on your stomach for a minute."
Ted complied. As he did, I reached for some lube for my dick. The senator was on his stomach and did not know what I was doing. Then I crawled on top of him, but did not insert my cock. I just nibbled lightly on Ted's ear, kiss his neck, and massages his shoulders to get him to relax.
"Ouch. What's that? What are you doing?" Ted questioned when all of a suddenly he felt a slight stinging pain.
"Relax Ted this won't hurt a bit." I said as I expertly at inserting my fat cock into his virgin hole without hurting him.
"Relax, don't tighten up." I encouraged as I continue to push very slowly.
My patience finally paid off as I was able to get my fat dick in Ted's ass with little or no pain. Now was the time to give him a good fucking I thought as I started humping slowly, withdrawing my thick dick out and slowly penetrating again. Ted began to get into the swing of things as my fat dick finally started to feel good.
"Damn this is good. Keep going. Ahh. Just like that. Do that again. Whatever that was it felt great, do that again." Ted moaned as I shifted my cock left and right, picking up my pace.
"I want you up on your hands and knees so I can fuck you doggy style." I said as I grabbed him by the shoulders.
"Anything. Anything you say." Ted said as he rise to his hands and knees.
The room now was filled with the sound of my hips smacking against Ted's thighs. SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, echoed loudly throughout the room. Ted was really feeling it now, but was holding back to keep from screaming out loud. Wanting to change positions again, I rolled him on his back and lifted his legs, putting his ankles on my shoulders. Then I lifted his ass off the bed so I could plunge straight down into his waiting ass.
Just then, he rolled his head and shoulders up so I could see my cock sliding in and out of him. It was so erotic, feeling his large solid body tremble with the force of each thrust. He was panting and looking at me as I fucked him hard and fast with so much energy, desire and hate. Soon the fast pumping and loud fucking sounds that filled the room were too much for Ted as he began to clutch the bed sheets and grit his teeth. Despite this he starting screaming at the top of his voice, "Oh God you're so fucking big! YESYESYES! Fuck me damn it FUCK ME! Damn it, fuck my hole, fuck me harder!"
This was all the invitation I needed. I wrapped my arms around him tighter while fucking him at an increasingly harder pace. He was moaning and babbling incoherently with pleasure, while his cock left trails of precum all over my belly. I could tell from the far away look in his eye that the old man was as lost in me. Maybe he had always wanted to be fucked? I continued at this pace for what seemed like eons when suddenly he blew a warm load of cum over the both of us. I just keep pounding away and only after his cock was almost empty, cum dripping out of the head that I slowly pulled my dick out of the sucking asshole.
"Damn. I never felt anything like that before." Ted said with a smile.
"Well… if you like that, then you'll love the next step."
"The next step?" Ted asked.
"Yeah. I want you to suck my dick and swallow my cum."
After some hesitation, I explained to him how I wanted him to suck my dick. Laying on my back with my legs legs spread and gave detail instructions.
"Don't try to take too much. Open your mouth wide and make a tight rim."
Then I watched as he struggled with himself while he grimly guided my dick head toward his mouth. He sort of shuddered and opened his mouth. Damn, his mouth was hot as a moan escaped me when he closed his moist mouth around the head of my dick. My pleasure moan caused him to roll his eyes up to look at me. I grinned down at him.
" That's it. Now lick up and down like you're licking a lolly pop. Good that's it. Not bad for a beginner. Now lick my balls. Good, that's it just like that. Lick 'em nice and good. Now suck on my balls. Gently now. Don't get in too much of a hurry. Now git back to sucking my dick. Clean off all the pre cum. That's it, you're good."
As Ted continued to suck, I feed his ego regarding how good he was even though he was off to a really good start. Soon I was feeling the cum swell in my balls. The fucking earlier had loaded my balls with cum. It didn't take much for him to unleash a gush of cum that choked Ted at first as he was surprised at the amount of juice I could shoot. He managed to swallow much of my cum, but some dripped down the side of my dick and there was a long white stripe on the senator's beard. I now knew I had the senator from Texas hook, line, and sinker.
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literally speechless
#i fucking hate him so bad#yeah this is a real tweet. btw#sometimes i really hate that i was born in texas#yeehaws#ted cruz
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I emailed a letter to my state senators demanding a ceasefire for the people of palestine.
Its so blatantly obvious they did NOT read them.
No where in the emails I sent did i give a CRUMB of support for fuckin Israel.
Nah FUCK Israel to hell.
I shouldnt be surprised tbh. Theyre fuckin trash ass people.
I hate this state and I hate this country.
#fuck texas#fuck america#fuck ted cruz#fuck john cornyn#fuck israel#israel is a terrorist state#israel is an apartheid state#israel is committing genocide#israel is a war criminal#israel is the killer!#free gaza#free palestine#ceasefire#ceasefire now#call for ceasefire#i stand with palestine#anti genocide#anti terrorism#save palestine#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#stop the genocide#stop the violence
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He’s only officially owned Twitter for 17 days.
#Twitter#Elon Musk#Blue Checkmark#Listen the Ted Cruz and Bush Impersonators were just....comedy gold#but this?#Elon is crashing the stocks of companies HE DOESN'T EVEN OWN#people warned him this exact thing would happen and only conceded#'maybe this is dumb' and then did it anyway#maybe this will finally dispel the ridiculous media image of him as some genius real-life Tony Stark#meanwhile Ely Lilly - having done literally NOTHING - not only lost BILLIONS in stock#because the stock market is all the worst elements of automation and human greed#but now them having to tweet that Insulin is in fact *Not* free#is sparking conversation from people asking 'Yeah but WHY is this extremely cheap to make life-saving drugs SO EXPENSIVE??'#and they deserve all of it#and I'm not even gonna touch the Lockheed thing because HOLY SHIT#I feel sorry for all the small time artists and people whose living depending on the networking and visibility Twitter provided#and of course the huge swaths of Twitter's workforce that were kicked to the curb on a fucking WHIM#but I am also loving the chaos#is making a lot of very rich people and companies very very miserable#Capitalism#Stock Market#Social Media#Billionaires
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perhaps the worst thing about being a high school student in america and more specifically, Texas is picking your little sister up from school and her off handedly mentioning the assignment she did on “what to do during an active shooting” with a completely normal calm voice
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This has been out in the open but tv/cable news is just now taking an interest. Yes it’s Project 2025 and it is terrifying. Republican Senators Tuberville, Rand, and Cruz have been blocking Biden’s appointments so that Republikkkans can fill nearly every single government position with an army of brainwashed MAGA loyalists on day one of what they hope will be Trump’s return to the White House.
#project 2025#maga loyalists#fuck Tommy Tuberville#fuck Rand Paul#fuck Ted Cruz#republican hypocrisy#traitor trump#slow moving coup#fascist takeover#the end of democracy#donald trump#gop#republican party
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Yes, Ted, you fucking CHUD. It is. And it’s the vision over 60% of Americans share. You’re the asshole, buddy, not the Democrats.
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#Tex-ass cops are cowards#corrupt big belly southern sheriffs#ACAB#Uvalde#mass shooting#school shooting#republican assholes#the nra is a terrorist organization#fuck the nra#nra owns gop#National Russia Association#assault weapons ban#AR-15 is for small dick Republicans#Greg Abbott and Ted Cruz will suck the Devil’s c-ck in Hell#guns are the leading cause of death for children
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#fuck trump#conservatives#right wing#fuck conservatives#ted cruz#gop#black santa#free speech#censorship#elon musk#freedom of speech#elon musk twitter#fuck elon musk#queer solidarity#queerplatonic#queer culture#queer#queer community#queer books#queer feedee#queer artist#queer ns/fw#lgbtqia#lgbt#queer nsft#nonbinary#lgbtqplus
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