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ok i do need to ask, do we like KNOW know that some egg admins have been playing as other silly npcs during this downtime or are we speculating. like i've seen people identifying admins with varying strength of basis since the eggs first existed but like. for a while there anytime an npc spoke portuguese everyone thought it was richas and then occasionally it would be agent 18 lmao so. . . are we doing that now or do we like Know lmfao
oh and to be clear i do mean varying strength; people were apparently spotting a leo admin's speech patterns earlier and since leo has such a distinct pattern (tho i'm not fluent in spanish LMAO) i'm inclined to believe that. but yea for a while people seemed to think portuguese=richas and to be fair there weren't many non-english npcs for a WHILE and really no portuguese besides richas (that we knew of) but it does mean i'm a bit more skeptical now when the audience starts trying to clock npc admins lmfao
#qsmp#this is not neg this is just me not being on y'all's same wavelength for the millionth time#sometimes i feel like i'm not cut out to be in a minecraft fandom lmfao#which is wild bc i started my fandom journey as one. maybe that's why lmao mcyt fan spaces are way different than 2012#anyway i'm apparently super bad with minecraft admin body language bc i never spot it#philza minecraft spotting his kids were Imposters from a mile away blew my fucking mind#bonus shoutout to etoiles who clocked dapper as a code fighting him#and who also had to clock his imposter daughter lol rip the legend#shut up vic#block game brainrot#oh and when phil clocked that bobby was filling in for tallulah tho that one was kinda obvious (lag)#i'm pretty sure fit has also clocked an admin filling in for ramon but i don't remember when or who#definitely pre-purgatory though#ah and when the eggs were missing and pierre clocked pomme and then used her ninho pearl lmao#while she was snipybara#that time roier laid on the ground and played sad music when a different admin filled in for bobby#and ofc cellbit noticing elisangela(iirc) was richas and teasing them#me when the parents can spot their kids a mile away: 🥰
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esteban, pierre and charles in that order
#this is 4th fucking time i’ve tried to post this#i’m starting to think this post just isn’t worth it :(#please work#anyway#i don’t have the source for the video :(#i stole it from a random twt account who also didn’t have the source#esteban ocon#pierre gasly#charles leclerc#eo31#pg10#cl16#piarlesteban#i think??? lmao
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brand loyalty (feb. 28, 1986)
#my art#oc art#groovin#cherry#clementine#pierre#maribel#xavier#click to enhance btw!!!#edit: i accidentally fucked up canon by marking this as '85 lmao#more realistically itd be in '86. after they get acquainted
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Eustis hunting down Vampierre like Gaston
#he now has a valid reason to kill Pierre in the au#never really wanted to in canon (hopefully) but does not feel sorry for doing so#sees it as necessary because he is a “danger”#gets a reason to slayyyyyyyy#falls into a ravine lol lmao#I think in general Eustis has no remorse in killing others if they're quote unquote monsters#does no derive enjoyment (hopefully?? sadist???)#no ones fucked like Eustis#Vampierre#captain txt
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I gen think sometimes that f1 has done more harm to my body image than kpop ever has simply bc it feels like the only women we see in the sport half the time are these men’s insta baddie gfs
#ntm how every guy seemingly only dates girls who look identical to each other and half the grid has the exact same ‘type’#literally no diversity lmao#put every single one of Charles and Pierre’s ex gfs in a lineup and I’m fighting for my life trying to tel them apart. add lando too#sorry current and ex gfs#and idk smth abt all these women being reduced by their very existence into a dateable entity#like all female fans seem to be able to say abt tbem is [x driver] move aside she’s mine !!#like literally the whole fan culture reduces them only to their looks and their capital as romantic partners. so fucked#like a woman’s value should not be defined by how much of desirable romantic partner she could be. and yet that’s like the only women we see
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I truly think that all teammates hate each other and some just hide it better than others. I feel like it’s chill at Alfa Romeo but it’s spicy everywhere else.
Pierre is also manifesting The Great Charlos Implosion of 2023 🧠
based on what we saw in the great teammate civil war of brazil 2022, that's EXACTLY what's going on, and these teammate shakeups are most likely only going to make it worse!
max and checo- hate each other, both upset that checo isn't daniel
max and checo- hate each other, both upset that checo isn't daniel
lewis and george- hate each other
charles and carlos- cool off track, on track hate each other
lando and literally anyone- hate each other
pierre and esteban- trying to act like they're cool but actually hate each other
kmag and hulk- long history of hating each other, probably domesticated now cause they're older and have families and stuff, but still hate each other deep down
alex and whatshisface- literally whatshisface's greatest enemy, meanwhile alex is just normal about it
nando and lance- hoping praying manifesting for the THEE most iconic frenemy relationship on the grid, bonding over never being wrong about anything ever
yuki and nick- TBD
meanwhile val and guanyu, blissfully unaware and filming yet another tiktok together- 💘🥰💕💖😍💞💗😘💝
#and pierre manifesting a charlos implosion is honestly so fucking big brained because when carlos is gone they're gonna need another driver#and who do you think they're gonna call! he got out of that AT contract why couldn't he get out of the alpine one too! lmao#pierre#f1#answered#anonymous
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fandom/f1 q: what's your favorite "headcanon"/little idea that you have? any driver, any pairing, anything!
non-fandom q: did you have a favorite part of your summer? 💖💖💖💖
Hi <3 doing some of the rest of these now. Im treating these like little crumbs from Hansel and Gretel, but if they were part of my nighttime hypoglycemia snack.
I'll start w non-fandom thank u for asking that is very sweet. Honestly my favourite part of summer was seeing some friends and family I hadn't seen since before the pandemic and just days to myself doing nothing w no responsibilities lol. But my favourite one thing I had this summer was probably do a solo morning kayak when I was in Cinque Terre. As a pretty recent member to the chronically ill club, I didn't realize how big a deal it would feel to be able to do something I love that I haven't been able to do for a while, all on my own. It was a little nerve wracking but I was brave about it and it paid off!
I'll give you two headcanons. For some reason my favourite mind palace since the end of last season has been different iterations of a/b/o Pierre, which surprised me!
When I want to be happy I think about Alpha Influencer!Pierre who has a youtube channel and very popular instagram page. He is dating Charles, a doula specializing in premature pup labour, who. can often be heard in the background of his content. He finally convinces Charles to do a courting Q&A video, in which Charles is blushing for 12 minutes straight. It gets 1 million views in a week :)
2. If I want to be SAD I think about any version of Pierresteban a/b/o. Lately it has been OMEGA Pierre who presents during the 2013 Renault 3.0 season and is miserable all the time. Goes into heat early during a race weekend, and goes to Esteban in a panic because it's only happened to him once before and he wouldn't be asking if there was anyone else around but please. Esteban is a beta, he can trust him. Esteban wouldn't turn him away if he really needed him, right? Even if he hates him, he won't hurt him. So why hasn't he come back yet. He said he would be right back.
(Esteban isn't actually a beta. It happens sometimes. That's what his doctors told him. Some people just present later than others. But no one else can know. Esteban won't let himself get left behind.)
#is this too long for the dash#do I need a more considerate readmore on this#I have 47 million a/b/o Pierre iterations lmaoooo#telling k of a year ago this she would me aghast!#but now it's my comfort sandbox#in the Horrible FUCKED UP version of the second one Pierres heat triggers ESTEBAN'S FIRST RUT. But this is not the ask for that lmao#asks
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re: your tags about max and Pierre somehow never having bad blood: the thing that makes me absolutely the most feral about Pierre is the fact that EVERYONE loves him!!! almost all of his old teammates so clearly adore him - Yuki, Max, Danil, CHARLES. NON-teammates on the grid are always wanting to have a laugh with him like Daniel or even Lewis! Genuinely the only person ive ever heard of having a bad feeling toward him is Esteban and it seems like they have committed to coming around on that (and maybe also the FI-*tranq shot*). He's just so sunshiny and everyone loves him!!!
anon YES!! i completely agree 💙 that's one of my favourite things about him tooooo! like, the only people who dislike him are deranged haters on the internet, and also chr*stian h*rner and h*lmut m*rko and the f*a, but who cares about any of them anyway <3 the point is: all his teammates, and all fans who've met him, say that he's absolutely WONDERFUL. and it makes me just 🥺🥺🥺💙 because "pierre is a sun" !!! that may be one of my favourite quotes about pierre, ever (i think his mum said it ❤️) and i think it just says so so much about who he truly is! everyone likes him and is drawn to him, and from what i've seen, he makes everyone smile. and just. isn't that one of the best things any person can do?
(tl;dr - pierre gasly is the best 💙☀)
#asks & answers#anon#pierre is a sun 💙#my beloved babyyyyy#i genuinely love this so much#anon can we be besties because this is how i feel too 🥺🥺🥰#also. i'm sure this isn't what you meant at all but unfortunately i am certifiably insane so i have to add it in the tags#everyone loving pierre/being drawn to pierre really fits into my agenda lmao 🤭#and that agenda is called#'the many boyfriends of pierre gasly'#hehe#but i just think it's neat that apparently everyone wants to fuck him#can't blame everyone because i'm included in that category <3 😌#and i love it here#anyways bless you anon ily for this!! 🥰😘
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I seen a video on tiktok and it was like “drivers who are owed an apology” and they had Daniel and Pierre😐about how they were treated at Red Bull and I mean Pierre okay I can see where his fans come from (even tho he just wasn’t good for them but okay) but Daniel😭pls bfr😭
#the Pierre thi no was messy#but he wasn’t getting points or podiums#the Daniel left lmao and fucked himself over#rambles
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#p*rre girlies now cancelling daniel for joining a racist and sexist team! ok thats fair but didnt pierre literally make a sexist comment#about grid girls like two weeks ago?????#all these fucking corporations IN FORMULA 1 are not ethically or morally correct! i think we all established that lmao#and so what if it’s embarrassing to return to a team you left#it shows growth! character development! humility!#yall acting as if p*rre didnt grovel in alph* tauri for YEARS hoping to get a chance back at rbr before they literally signed checo#you guys r so embarrassing#these boys are in love w rbr#p*rre is not leaving alph* tauri bcs he realized that rbr was sexist and racist#he left bcs he’s admitted to himself that hes never getting a chance w top team rbe
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please write the yukierre spacefic!! or as already said, charles getting fucked, that would be fine also
here you go anon - distant image | 3.3k
#charles getting fucked will have to wait another day. sorry rissa vgp and anon#ask#idk im. not satisfied. but i dont know what else i have to SAY about this lmao#idk#i did start listening to the at podcast and i was like. i cant do this or i'll start liking pierre more#(i am not immune to pierre gasly)#hes fine in this tho i promise
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no way pierre + prince andrei are just friends
#'oh haha check out this wild animal i picked up. i think he's totally right about all his socially-detested ideals + look at that charming#smile!' there is no WAY. i could believe pierre didn't realize it but honestly the way he played that little 'guess who' kinda game with#andrei.... :/ there is no WAY!!!!!!!!!! how did they find each other omfg.#:/ wait ok maybe not lmao... it was probably just the times T_T how could u abandon your beloved friend like that?!?!?!?!!!#tolstoy fucking gaybaited me
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Holy shit there are FIFTY-FOUR Animorphs books?
I hope my curiosity for the weird stuff happening is not gonna turn into something that’s gonna consume my time for the next six months.... right. Please let’s be normal for once.
#misc#animorphs#i just need to know by myself what i missed#but really the 90s 00s writers were insane#we had infinite series lmao#looking at you Anne Robillard#(and when i think about it some fucked up shit happened in these books too)#00s authors were unhinged lmao#si seulement Pierre Bottero était encore là... on aurait un univers étendu.... brb crying#anyway just in case i will tag everything as 'animorphs' but ofc im gonn#a be normal about it#i mean i can't do this teen obsession at 30 can i?
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Situationship
Frat!Lando Norris x influencer!reader
Summary - They are in a situationship but it’s not like the public don’t know, their pr teams need a pay rise
Warning - mention of a situationship, swearing, alcohol, partying??
A/n - This is based around Central Cee and Madeline Argy, and I mean so based that Madeline is kind of a face claim in this loll
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Spotted: Lando Norris at a party in Paris with Norwegian DJ and music producer, Kygo. It’s not usual for Lando to party in the city of love, is he here for someone special??? 👀
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username Looking hot as usual
username Lando dating rumours??
username DJ/frat Lando = the best Lando 😍
username Maybe he’s there to see Pierre or Ocon?
= username I doubt that
username Heyyy anyone seen Y/n’s new pod, Miss gurl has a little situationship 😏
username She said on her story that she in Paris with her favs, maybe he’s there with her……
username Yk who else was in Paris this weekend??!?!!
username A certain frat boy formula one driver!!
username Oh give over, there’s no way!
username Yeah like how would they even meet??
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Spotted: They do say that Paris the city of love. Lando Norris and Y/n L/n share an intimate moment out on the streets of Paris, is this the situationship influencer Y/n was talking about in her podcast??
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username That girl on tweeter was right!!
username ‘no strings attached’ Yeahhhh I don’t think soooo
username Ummm I don’t knowwww
username You mean that’s the girl who sitting with her dog in her car is in a situationship with Lando Norris a formula one driver 🤨
= username Mate! She’s more than a random girl, she has done some many things!!
= username And also don’t forget Lando Norris is no saint, he is the definition of a frat boy athlete
mclaren
Thank you Y/n L/n for coming to the Sunday race day to support McLaren!! 🧡
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username WHAT THE FUCK!!
username Oh they’ve totally fucked! Look at the tension between them!!!!
yourusername Thank you for having me 🤍🧡
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username Lando we can see your likes LMAO
username ADMIN WE LOVE YOU FOR THIS
username When will they just admit it?!?!!!
username McLaren pr need a fucking pay raise OMFG
username Who’s that with her in the third pic??
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username How are we all feeling after Landos first winnnnn??!!
username OVER THE MOON BABY
username I can die happy now 😚
username Anyone see his insta story??! ‘My lucky charm’ 🥹
username We all know that his lucky charm is definitely Y/n L/n she was there watching on, even the cameras panned to herrrr
username She practically had heart eyes for him!!!
landonorris
Wassup Suki? 🤍
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username Everyone thank McLaren Pr for forcing these two to become public 👏🏻👏🏻
username McLaren admins are a god send 🙌🏻
username THE FAST AND FURIOUS REFERENCE OMG
mclaren you’re welcome everybody 😌
= landonorris Thank youuuu
username I need to see more please!!!
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Wassup Bullet? 😉
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username She looks good in papaya!!
username not so ‘No strings attached’ anymore lol
username Was it ever really a situationship??
= yourusername No not really lmao
= landonorris wouldn’t have it any other way tho 😚
username Frat boy and influencer girllll
username FAVSS
username Oh how I love formula one admins 🫶🏻
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where your heart truly lies ✾ l.n - v
❧ in which you and lando are not together, right?
❧ contains topics such as cheating || plottwist? || started writing this, loved it, started editing, hated it, hit post, enjoy :')
❧ prev part – next part
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yourbestfrienduser when your girlfriend get's her heart broke you take her to her favorite place. ♥ #beingasugardaddyislit
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fabyn gets her heart broke?? Who's ass do I need to beat?!
maxverstap let's be honest, probably lando..
fabyn I can fight that kid for sure
hannahh wait so you won't be at the race this weekend? Ah man I really wanted to meet you guys 😔
maxfewtrell really loved my invite
yourbestfrienduser better luck next time I guess 🤪
norry4 please don't tell me lando fucked up the friendship..
carlito55 whatever happened, my girl is innocent, she did nothing wrong
y/nnorriss she's just a baby 🥺
pierreswifey pierre what are you doing here 😭
bott_ass man's said let me swoop in real quick while I still have a chance
charles_leclerc I know some Italian if you need some translation 😉
sharl16 you're so bad at flirting my man
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charlos16 this is the best fucking thing I've ever seen in my life
fewtrelllando hell yeah girl, go get that dick!!!!
norrizz lmao girl relax, they spend the day together..doesn't have to mean anything
lolaaaaxox I live for all of this, please the drama is just the best thing
pierregasly Paris next? 😉
luvyn boy leave my girl alone 😭
pgas10 please what is happening 😭
riabish have fun love ❤️
yourbestfrienduser loved being the third wheel..
pierregasly you were with us?
yourbestfrienduser I actually was, not that you would have noticed anyway
pierregasly no, was busy enjoying the real view 😉
yukisan stooooop I'm going mad I'm soo confused bro 😭
landonorris nice
landoscar pls 💀
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The Horrific Rumours
0.3 (part 2)
~The one where he clears the break up rumours~
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Charles_leclerc: Mon amour❤️
Ps- I would really appreciate it if people would refrain from sharing such rumours about my personal life. We are very much together and happy.
Comments:-
↪️Username06: he really said what breakup
↪️Ferrarigirl: a perfect fuck you to the rumours
Ynfan09: they're so cute together
Ynfangirl: yes tell them charles
Your_username: Mon bébé😘
↪️Charles_leclerc: only yours😘❤️
↪️Pierregasly: yeah yeah we know that you're together no need to show off
↪️Charles_leclerc: you're the one to talk?!
↪️Carlossainz55: yeah mate I've had enough of you kissing her in front of me to last a lifetime
Danielriccardo: I almost thought you've lost your mind after reading the rumours mate
↪️Charles_leclerc: nice to see you believe in me Daniel
Landonorris: shit I got my hopes up...I thought no more watching you guys be disgustingly in love
↪️Username06 LANDO?!
↪️Username05 umm what
↪️Charles_leclerc: don't even think about it Lando
Charlesfan05:" I don't plan to ever break up with her" if it's not love then I don't know what is
Pierregasly: Apart from jokes please don't spread rumours I almost had a heart attack
↪️Likedbygasly: Lmao
↪️Pierregasly: I don't know what I would've done if he started crying mid interview
↪️Ynfan09: probably start crying with him
Astonmytin: man is in love
Joris_trouche: I can't believe people thought you broke up when all you do is lock lips together
↪️Username: joris airing charles secrets
↪️Carlossainz55: don't forget the phone calls every other hour
↪️Landonorris: or how he whines about missing her every damn time
↪️Maxverstappen1: I'm pretty sure I know everything about her, all because he can't stop talking about it
Redbullfan05: not the others exposing charles💀
Username06:Lmao the whole grid was worried💀
Arthur_leclerc: I was on the verge of crying like I can lose Charles but I can't lose my partner in crime
↪️Randomfangirl: Arthur💀
↪️Charles_leclerc: wow okay I'm not offended at all
↪️Ferrarigirl: Arthur really said he would rather lose his own brother then his girlfriend😭
↪️Smooth_operator: he's whipped
Georgerusselfan: I love how the whole grid was worried that they broke up
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Your_username: "You are the best thing that's ever been mine". I love you❤️
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Charles_leclerc: I love you too baby 😘
Your_bestfriend: you're cute and all but please stop kissing in front of me
↪️Your_username: we don't always kiss?!
↪️francisca.cgomes: you kind of do babe
↪️your_username: kika?! Not you too
Youfan15: I want what they have
Lilymhe: What do you mean I'm not the best thing that's ever happened to you
↪️Alexalbon: Lily?!
↪️Charles_leclerc: cry about it
↪️Your_username: you're one of my favourite people lily❤️
↪️Charles_leclerc: but I'm the best right?
↪️Fangirl16: I love their banter
Ynfan09: not Taylor swift lyrics
Charlosgirl: which God did to pray to?
Arthur_leclerc: please don't leave me alone with him
↪️Randomfan02: he's your brother💀
↪️Your_username: you've been living with him since you were born??
↪️Arthur_leclerc: yeah exactly
Likedbygasly: Charles really went and took my wife
Pierregasly: Please don't scare me like that
↪️Username06: Lmao Pierre was really going through it
↪️Username08: man was stressed
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