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MARISHA BACK FOR A MINUTE MARISHA BACK FOR A MINUTE MARISHA BACK FOR A MINUTE
WHEN SHE SAID IMOGENS NAME MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY GOOD FUCKING LORD
AND THEN IMOGEN SAYING “WE’RE GONNA SUNDER YOU” AND FUCKING LANCING HER OH MY GOD HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO SLEEP
#imodna#fuck fuck fuck fuck a duck#imogen temult#laudna#delilah briarwood#my god#critical role#cr3#lyd watches cr
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anyways, Looney Tunes’ Instagram declared Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck canon so don’t touch me i’m not normal alright
#cel speaks#looney tunes#bugs bunny#daffy duck#this is probably a phase for the team and they’re not serious but frankly my dears I don’t give a fuck#I’ve been working so hard going crazy in my baffy lil circle makin gay shit and now baffy nation is acknowledged by media overlords#I’ll take what I can get ok 😭?!??
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Im going to disappear off the face of the earth someday unannounced
#CAN THEY DIE.#I ALMOST PRESSED POST BEFORE TYPIJG EVERYTHING I HAD A FUCKING HEART ATTACK GOODBYE.#Err uhhh uhh#hmm#daffy duck#bugs bunny#vocaloid#😭😐#LET ME HAVE FUN#looney tunes#my art#baffy
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average travis player character: some sort of guy with backstory happenings of various levels of tragedy
average clint player character: old man with a mischievous streak (always on the verge of death)
average griffin player character: lil guy with impostor syndrome and trying SO hard
average justin player character: the weirdest person anyone has ever heard of, ever
#aubrey counts as some sort of guy#i didn't account ethersea into this because i didn't finish it and i don't remember their characters#but justin's characters always surprise me theyre so fucking weird and excellent in concept at the same time#duck tries to be normal so bad and fails#taz#taz dracula lb#edit: listen to steeplechase neow. for me
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something about how trades really do affect players. how it's not just us as fans being crazy or reading too much into it. it's real and it's painful. erik johnson has lacked the hutzpah he once had ever since leaving colorado, as if he could bear landeskog's injury but the second he was forced to leave it all came crashing down. sidney crosby has lost much of the joy he once carried and it's because he had the human, golden embodiment of that joy in jake guentzel torn away from him when he needed it most. dylan larkin shed genuine, heartfelt, distraught tears when tyler bertuzzi was traded away. the penguins still welcome marc-andre fleury to pittsburgh every time he plays there because, no matter where he is, that is his home. pk subban could never return to the same player he was after he was taken from price. trevor zegras is seemingly incomplete without drysdale at his side. brandon duhaime is lacking his connor dewar. bowen byram no longer has his alex newhook to lean on and laugh with. travis koneckny and nolan patrick may never even get the chance to play another game with or against one another. and who could imagine kuznetsov as anyone but a capital? do you really think of pavelski in the green of the stars or do you see him proud in teal beside thornton and marleau? did shea weber ever really stop being a nashville predator? and what about beauvillier, horvat, compher, dumolin, burakovsky, kadri, yamamoto, hornqvist, eberle, o'rielly, barrie, jost, gaudreau, karlsson, carter and richards, martin, and so many others? even wayne gretzky himself went to three teams post trade, searching for that spark he had in edmonton after they made him leave. jagr had eight after pittsburgh. you are not crazy for grieving, in some small way, a player you lost. and they aren't crazy for feeling distraught either. these teams are family. and family is everything, even if it gets ripped apart so easily.
#colorado avalanche#pittsburgh penguins#edmonton oilers#toronto maple leafs#vancover canucks#new york islanders#detroit red wings#anahiem ducks#philidelphia flyers#minnesota wild#nashville predators#montreal canadiens#washington capitals#san jose sharks#calgary flames#ottawa senators#nhl#hockey#all i do is cry about this sport seriously#was feeling a bit poetic#also there are so many more players i could include here it's upsetting. fuck trades man
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missed it by a year.
(for @writebackatya lol)
#lmao remember that? what a fucking surreal experience rip della you would have loved the killer clown invasion of october 2016#della duck#scrooge mcduck#donald duck#ducktales 2017#my art#clowns
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listened to The Bradys and thought about duck again you all know what that means
#dhmis#dhmis duck#me art#it MEANS i start thinking about duck and forced domesticity and we are a family arent we and sheer delusion#and 1950s wife getups and mixing all that shiny plasticity with the gore and wet felt of the dhmis world#AND i make a reference to Pearl ( the movie) :]#it just KEEPS HAPPENING... I JUST KEEP THINKING OF THAT DAMN BIRD#Anyways. putting this on Art That Makes No Fucking Sense unless you Know Me#and if this makes no sense to u well guess u dont know me :p#[SCREAMING AND CLENCHING MY FISTS] I'M JUST TRYING TO BE YOUR LADY!!!!! YOUR PERFECT MISS BRADY!!!!!!!!#my duck art is just gonna keep getting nicher and nicher until i die
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#“And now I am going to FUCK YOU!”#this might be my new main series right now so watch out#I have been obsessed with silly little duck lad since “Dad Beat Dad”#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#lucifer hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel#textpost memes#i made a different version of this where Charlie had the line “please... use commas”#but this one won me over a tiny bit more
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Something I noticed about Adam's Wings (Hazbin Hotel)
They're always folded in like a really specific away, close to the sides rested comfortably under the arms
You can compare it to the other angels and their wings like Lute and the other Seraphim. Adam has his wings out sometimes just like them but as far as I know this is another way to differentiate his character
Very noticeable next to lute, is it like a laid back/strict kind of thing?
It's just cool that there's like nobody talking about this it's like the only thing I could think about whenever he was in a scene lolll
THE CURVE? THE COMPARISON? It can't be becuase his wings are big, maybe that's a part of it but the seraphim have large wings and they posture them just like lute (and all the other angels in the background)
IS HE THE ONLY BIRD MODE? IS THAT IT? IS ADAM JUST PART BIRD
FANFICTION WRITERS GO HAM I NEED CONTENT OF THIS BIRD PLEASE
IS IT FOR AN ANGSTY REASON? IS IT BECAUSE HE SAW BIRDS DOING IT BACK THEN SO HE JUST COPIED THEM?
I'm so attached to wings as you can tell by past fanart I love wings
#bird#adam hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#sera hazbin hotel#emily hazbin hotel#welcome to heaven#hazbin charlie#charlie morningstar#vaggie#lute hazbin hotel#GUYS HES A DUCK#IS THIS WHY LUCIFER SAID HE WAS GONNA FUCK HIM IN THE HH FINALE???#DONT FUCK WITH THE DUCKS VERBALASE ‼️📢🗣#analysis
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ʚїɞ Self Aware! Hazbin Hotel
ʚїɞ Their reaction after becoming self aware and first thoughts about reader! part 1
ʚїɞ Alastor and Lucifer Morningstar
ʚїɞ Keep in mind English is not my first language, so you may find mistakes!
ʚїɞ Word count: just about 1.7k
ʚїɞ I planned for all hotel characters first but then I realized how much I'm thinking on each paragraph and its details that I decided to just do 2-3 charas per part😭
Very few characters would notice something wrong on the first watch of the show, but wouldn't realize, nor become self-aware until the 2nd or further watch.
While everyone's reaction would be different with different amounts of stages before total acceptance of the situation, they all would share the first emotion, simple disbelief. They would first need to even process the fact that they're not real, that they were created solely for the purpose of entertaining… something? Someone? In a completely different Universe. That everything that they thought had happened to them before they died didn't actually happen, they were never alive in the first place. Only after that did the emotions and reactions differ. The very first emotion or actual personal reaction would be:
ALASTOR
Irritation with a hint of madness.
His first thoughts about the situation would be how ironic it is that he seeks entertainment for himself while his own person, no, character, was a source of entertainment for whatever was watching them from time to time. It was quite ironic how he said that his face was made for radio when the truth couldn't be further from that. He was literally created solely to be watched on that funny colored box by… whatever was watching him and the others.
He was irritated at not noticing that something was wrong immediately, now he thinks about how blind he was, how obvious everything was. The city is actually quiet, too quiet when the noise and demons aren't needed, when they're not meant to be heard. Nothing actually happened that one time when he was out for a fix of his coat, it just got magically fixed, he went and came back when someone else decided he was to do so. They didn’t have much actual free will when he thought about it and that's what he was mad about. He thought that his deal was a massive problem to him, oh how wrong he was because the problem was you.
He doesn't know how he or the others didn't notice the small, glowing butterfly flying above their heads from time to time. They couldn't be that blind, could they? The little crystal thing (could he break it?) must have done something to be unnoticed for so long. He wondered how long they were watched for, the little thing above their heads seemed to be speaking sometimes, seemingly knowing what would happen… at least he thought so, the words would cut out so often that he was left with a pure guess at one point.
He didn't want to accept that he wasn't real, that he was just a 2D character with the sole purpose of entertaining someone. He was meant to be the one entertained, not you. But he couldn't actually do anything, could he? For sure not until more of the people he knew were aware.
That's also something that he noticed. When it came to the hotel staff and guests, he seemed to be the only one who realized the situation at first. It took a few times of some events repeating before he noticed that someone else from the hotel was noticing the little crystal butterfly above their heads as well.
Alastor seemed to be the first, or one of the very first people who noticed that something was wrong. He wasn't sure if someone realized before him, and if they did then who, but he was somewhat glad that he could finally discuss the topic at least a little once the other hotel patrons found out about the truth. He isn't one to really open up in any way, but this was a matter where he had to communicate with the others.
You. He didn’t know what to think of you at first. He did see you in a more negative light at first, under many emotions hitting him at once which he hated but after he calmed down, he started thinking. At first, he was sure you were some sick person seeking entertainment from the suffering of others, and yeah he was doing pretty much the same, but were you really alike when he wasn’t even real and you were? He was pretty sure that he’s never gonna get used to saying that.
Over time, when he stopped overthinking (he’s gonna deny that he was doing that till the day of his 2nd death), he noticed a few changes. The less negative his posture and thoughts were about you, even if neutral, the more he was able to find out. Alastor was able to pick up more than a few words whenever you talked, he was able to hear you talking clearly enough to recognize a possible gender, and something he wasn’t sure that he wanted to think about, it was way easier to pick up your emotions in your words.
I feel like he would be more lenient towards you if it turned out you were a female (or identified as one), but that would be the mama’s boy inside of him talking. There wouldn’t be too many differences of course, but those who spent enough time around him would be able to tell there's a difference after finding out your gender if it turned out you weren’t a man (again, not too much but it IS noticeable).
He would go from lowkey hating you at first to being mostly neutral with a hint of positive light as you seemed to do nothing but watch, up until later on when everyone is self-aware as well and would talk about the whole thing. Only then would the feelings towards you, the little watcher, as he first called you, turn more positive.
LUCIFER
Massive inner conflict and a complete mix of emotions
He didn’t know what to think. It was hard to comprehend that he didn’t actually live for as long as he thought, that all the things that supposedly happened, in fact never were even close to happening, they were just… a scripted past.
Was all his suffering for nothing? Was it there just to entertain someone? Did those things who watched them enjoy seeing them sad and hurt? He was simply lost on what to think about the whole situation, it wasn't something that he could prepare himself for in any way beforehand.
He was disappointed in himself for not noticing immediately or at least faster that something was not right. He's the literal King of hell! Even if… only in a show apparently… but he still is. No one better say anything about that because he's already on the brink of a yet another breakdown. He cannot take much more.
Should he try doing something about this? Or should he stay quiet and go with the script as he's supposed to? He wasn’t sure about the answer himself and had no one to answer his questions. The thought that what he thought were eons of life was actually a lie was… a little terrifying. Who knows just how much can someone force them to do without caring for their opinions because they don’t know that he and the others are aware of everything now, how much can you cause without their consent? He wasn’t sure if you or anyone else knew about them being self-aware or not.
He would actually try to ignore the little butterfly whenever he would see it, but at the same time, many questions were swirling in his mind.
Why were you around? Did you like to see them suffering? Did you have any control over what you saw? Did you have some sort of control over them? Did you have plans regarding them? Did you-
Yeah, again, he has a lot of questions and absolutely zero answers.
His personal feelings about you were all around at first. Not sure whether he should hate, dislike, or be generally negative about you, be more neutral, or be on the more positive side, especially since you didn't seem to do anything but watch them. Like it's all that you could do when it comes to them, but he couldn't be 100% sure.
Similarly to Alastor, he would be one of the characters who noticed something wrong on the first watch of the show before becoming self-aware quite soon after that. I don't think he, nor Alastor, would notice the other knows too fast, since both try to act like nothing's wrong around others. He did not want to be just a 2D character, something to be watched on a screen. It was… humiliating, in his eyes. He could tell that Charlie and the others weren't aware of anything at first so he didn't speak about it until later on when he was sure that they came to their senses, as he would like to say.
He wondered how long were you actually there before he, or anyone else, started to see or notice you, especially since he could literally hear you. Both as the small insect and the occasional words he was able to pick up. And that's if he was to forget the butterfly was literally, softly fucking glowing. Yeah, they're all blind.
I think that if you’re on the younger side, (which technically is any age a human can be alive at compared to him lmao) he would be a little softer, especially if you're similar to his daughter in character. It would come from the paternal side of his, you would probably remind him of Charlie so much :(
He would be more on the negative side at first, as much as he wishes he didn't straight up assume how you were as a person, it took some time but he went into the more neutral zone before being positive about you after being able to hear more of you talking, as he was able to at least have more idea about your character and wasn't completely clueless like at the start.
Your nickname also got changed to something else, something cuter over time, as Alastor’s name for you, little watcher, was deemed not good enough by everyone (Lucifer's words)
Notes, comments, and reblogs are greatly appreciated
#SAHHA#Ig thats the name for this now#unless something like this exists and has a name#why did i think so much on one goddamn paragraph#this does not need as much brain power as i used nuh uh#but at least im satisfied with the end product#ngl I feel like i fucked up luci's character#alastor's not too bad but i feel like I didn't do too well with our dear duck loving king#hazbin hotel x you#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x y/n#hazbin hotel#hazbin#lucifer x reader#lucifer x you#lucifer x y/n#alastor x reader#alastor x you#alastor x y/n#self aware hazbin hotel
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I just saw a tiktok where the caption was “pov: your situationship just kissed you in the forehead, said ‘I left you a backstrap in the fridge’, and left for work” and the videos is of the woman checking her fridge, seeing a piece of meat, and then looking like she’s reconsidering her whole life. My city slicker suburbs ass didn’t know this but apparently backstrap is the equivalent of beef tenderloin for hunters, each deer/elk has like 1-2 pieces so giving someone a backstrap is downright a marriage proposal.
I have no idea where this would fit into Ghost and Goose's relationship (definitely before they get together officially), or even if it would be (would Ghost hunt?) but all I can think about is Goose staring at the meat on the countertop when Duck walks in and is like "what's wrong?" and Goose just points to the backstrap and goes "Ghost gave me this." And now both of them are staring wordlessly at it when Price comes in and goes "what are you two gawking at?" and they both point at it and say in unison "Ghost left this." and now the whole family is staring at this declaration of undying love on the kitchen counter.
God the backstrap, I've seen that tiktok and that's the most beautiful cut of meat I've ever seen in someone's fridge.
I know I just made a post about Ghost being an animal guy and not hunting like a normal person, but I also think hunting is something he would take a lot of pride in. He likes the survivalist element, but he also likes the feeling of being a provider in a very primitive way. He went out and got food, killed it and butchered it himself, just for his little family. Anyway *throws fic at you*
"Left you somethin' in the fridge," Ghost tells you on his way out for the day. You give him a look of quiet confusion and he tips his hat a little lower over his eyes, not looking at you.
"It's not another frog is it?" You grimace, thinking of the last time you went gigging.
"One frog, one time," He grumbles, not bothering to answer you as he walks towards the stables. You sigh and go to clean up whatever mess he'd left. You wish he'd stop leaving things in the main house's fridge, if he wants to put live animals somewhere he should put them in his own damn house. You shiver remembering the frog you thought was dead leaping at you as soon as you'd opened the fridge door. You're not squeamish with cold blooded critters but that would scare the pants off anyone.
You brace yourself as you tug the communal fridge open. Nothing jumps at you, which is a good sign. You crouch down to sort through the contents for whatever Simon left and freeze. Sitting right in front on the top shelf, neatly covered with cling wrap, and a post it with a hastily scribbled out heart, is the most beautiful cut of meat you've ever seen. Brilliantly red and marbled. You tug it out to inspect, push your finger against the plastic film to check that it's actually meat. There's no fat, and the cut is a lovely sort of tenderloin. Where did Simon...
He went hunting recently. You remember the deer in the back of the truck, the marrow filled bone he'd tossed the dog. Jesus fucking Christ, you know exactly what this is. You quickly stuff it back in the fridge and slam the door to go get your mom.
You both stand in front of the open fridge as she inspects the meat. She stiffens, apparently coming to the same conclusion you did and forces the plate back into your hands.
"What is this boy doin' givin' you the best cuts off his venison?" She asks, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Momma, I swear to you I don't know," You carefully settle the backstrap back in the fridge. If your brain wasn't so stuck on the fact that Simon is the one who gave it to you, you might be cooking up recipes already.
"Where's your daddy, he needs to see this." She looks out the kitchen window, surveying the pasture for your father's horse. The last thing you need is her calling him in to see Simon's... declaration.
"No momma," You pull her back, "Momma please, you're gonna scare him off."
"I'm not scarin' anyone off, he's-" She gives you a look, her smile scrunched to one side and her brows drawn in confusion, "Baby, you think I'm gonna scare off the man giving you prime cuts from his hunt? Please-" She waves your concern off and you groan. It's not like he's proposing, you doubt Simon even- He probably doesn't even know he's giving you something the butcher won't even sell.
Actually how did he wrestle this away from the butcher? Usually the guy in town will pay through the nose for good venison. You've never seen a cut this clean from the usual guy though.
At least Simon has the good sense not to look startled that you're in his house at the end of the day. There is a sort of silent confusion around your cooking in his tiny kitchen, but he's nice enough to stay quiet as he goes to shower off the day's dirt. When he comes back he's smart enough to take a seat at the little round table, but just stupid enough to ask, "What's this?" When you set a plate in front of him.
"Backstrap," You glare at him, "with some veggies and potatoes. Why? What is it to you?"
Simon glances up at you, waiting for you to elaborate on this line of questioning. You know he doesn't like these games. You sigh and drop down into the seat across from him, he crosses his arms and leans back in his chair.
"Why're you giving me the best cut?" You ask, trying not to sound like you're expecting anything.
"What'm I suppose to do with it?" He responds.
"Didn't the butcher offer to buy it off of ya?"
"Didn't go to the butcher," He tells you evenly. You stare at him. This fucking- God you could wring his neck. He killed a deer, went through the trouble of butchering it himself, and he still gave you the best cut. All the work just to- to-
You press your hands against your face with a groan.
"Ghost."
"Princess." His low rumble makes you shiver, how pleased he sounds to have caught you off guard...
"You know my momma thinks we're gonna get married now," You tell him through your fingers. He hums, and you hear the click of his silverware as he starts eating. Done with the conversation apparently. You truly hate how much you love this man. He's going to be the death of you.
God but what a way to go.
#x reader#cod x reader#simon ghost riley#x oc#simon ghost riley x reader#cod x oc#ghost x reader#ghost mw2#simon riley cod#simon ghost riley x oc#simon riley#simon riley x reader#ghost cod#ghost x oc#oc: goose#cowboy!ghost#oc: duck#hi duck!!!#Ghost you fucking menace of a man#he's gonna marry you Goose watch out#cowboy au
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ned chicane is sooo character. he's a skilled burglar but he's broke, he's a sensationalist and a cryptozoologist, he's a pathological liar who's just as persuasive when he's telling the truth as not, he refuses to harm a fellow human being, he runs a terrible and weirdly popular late-night TV show, he constantly tries to protect a town that does not return the favor, he is canonically in possession of george clooney's oscar, he's a self-declared coward who will always put himself in harm's way if it means protecting his friends, he has multiple fake IDs and passports and no one knows his legal name, he's the smartest dumbass you've ever met, he takes a bullet for dani as penance because hurting aubrey was his greatest regret even before they knew each other and he can't hurt her again, he can't let anyone get hurt again, he will not let someone else die because of him. he will not.
#i am putting him in a blender and drinking him like a smoothie#that death scene. jesus almighty#taz#taz amnesty#the adventure zone#the adventure zone amnesty#stuff#ned chicane#ned and aubrey is like. Such a tragic fucking relationship to me#ned duck and aubrey honestly feels like a daughter/uncle/granddad situation to me#and like. just. if i think about it for too long i go crazy
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dhmis is great because imagine a series centered around three roommates living in a small incredibly isolated house in a story run by a strange omnipotent woman with unclear motivations who amuses herself by tormenting the roommates over and over again in various awful ways by dangling something new and exciting in front of their faces and then making it backfire horribly thus traumatizing them all and often maiming and killing them and they can't escape because they're nothing but puppets in her little show and they're chained to a narrative that will not let them go and one roommate is a naive kid with a sadistic father who traumatizes him horribly when he isn't neglecting him and also eats people and another roommate is almost aware of his situation but will never be able to save himself or his friends and is constantly rejected by his own kind and only wants to leave the tiny house but nothing, no one, will play along and the third roommate is caught in the middle, not a naive child but not quite meta aware, and thus is doomed to fall victim to the same traps over and over and also they're literally the only three people in their entire world besides the evil things that keep intruding in their home and terrorizing them and they can't call for help. ok and now imagine they look like this
#don't hug me i'm scared#dhmis#i can't believe we have to write pages and pages of serious meta about these things. i can't believe myself#when i hear myself saying shit like 'i love the themes of abandonment issues#and the desperate need to belong to some sort of family woven into the characters of red guy and yellow guy'#red guy and yellow guy. and duck. for fuck's sake. they don't even have goddamn names💙
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Tumblr Meme University: Life Skills 101
This works with any stainless steel object! They actually sell "magic soap" for this purpose, but save yourself the $7 and just grab a piece of flatware from your kitchen drawer. I use serving spoons for the larger surface area.
#tumblr meme university#uncommon “common knowledge”#garlic#this post has been brought to you by the 3 bulbs that are currently being infused into 24 oz of duck fat and ghee#another garlic tip:#to completely peel large quantities of garlic#(say 3 bulbs)#in about a minute#put the bulbs in a large hard-sided container with a lid#and shake the everloving fuck out of them#the cloves will separate and most of them will peel#the ones that don't will still be loosened and very easy to peel by hand
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"Take that depression!" - Lucifer Morningstar, 2024
I need this on a mother fucking T-Shirt!!
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel episode 5#hazbin hotel ep 5#hazbin lucifer#hazbin charlie#charlie morningstar#hazbin hotel charlie#rubber ducks#ducks#fuck depression#hazbin quotes
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my fanart
#i jus noticed how much red guye art ive posted lately. im so fucking sorry duck......#🌈#dhmis#don't hug me i'm scared#red guy
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