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vivitalks · 2 months

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ned chicane is sooo character. he's a skilled burglar but he's broke, he's a sensationalist and a cryptozoologist, he's a pathological liar who's just as persuasive when he's telling the truth as not, he refuses to harm a fellow human being, he runs a terrible and weirdly popular late-night TV show, he constantly tries to protect a town that does not return the favor, he is canonically in possession of george clooney's oscar, he's a self-declared coward who will always put himself in harm's way if it means protecting his friends, he has multiple fake IDs and passports and no one knows his legal name, he's the smartest dumbass you've ever met, he takes a bullet for dani as penance because hurting aubrey was his greatest regret even before they knew each other and he can't hurt her again, he can't let anyone get hurt again, he will not let someone else die because of him. he will not.

#i am putting him in a blender and drinking him like a smoothie #that death scene. jesus almighty #taz #taz amnesty #the adventure zone #the adventure zone amnesty #stuff #ned chicane #ned and aubrey is like. Such a tragic fucking relationship to me #ned duck and aubrey honestly feels like a daughter/uncle/granddad situation to me #and like. just. if i think about it for too long i go crazy

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ghosty-schnibibit · 6 years

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NEW TAZ LIVEBLOG

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS WILD

sorry this is a day late (just like the ep lmao), just got back to my apartment after three weeks home with my parents and spent all day yesterday at ikea. also finally got my dr. harris bonkers maxfun pin in the mail! yay!

oooh boy i do not like the fact that that clip was in the "previously on" bit, this is gonna end badly

justin sounds generally scared for these npcs omg

duck i love you

aubrey my baby what are you doing

yeah, good move there griffin

AUBREY ILU

BLESS YOU NED

i haven't even seen the first diehard trav :/

oh that's bad

OH NO THAT'S VERY BAD

DEATH BY PIZZA HUT HOLY SHIT

oh this is not going to go well

... is duck the third customer? oh fuck no

does duck have a badge???

"do you wanna remain three dimensional?" pfff

good plan! go aubrey!

"and do they deserve to die?" jesus fucking christ griffin

yes, kick that pizza hut's sign's ass

OH NO D:

OH HOLY FUCK, DUCK NO

YES NED, SAVE THE BOY

I DON'T LIKE YOU USING THAT VOICE GRIFFIN

p i z h u

oh please don't kill duck griffin

holy fucking shit this got so real so fast

oh aubrey my baby :'(

OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT

"ROCKETEER THAT MOTHER FUCKING SIGN OFF MY DOME"

I DON'T THINK A JETPACK COUNTS AS A VEHICLE CLINT

"and there's a red button on the- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

all the tension is gone from this situation

what are you doing ned

oh fuck, that's very bad

"boy" GRIFFIN I FEAR YOU

welp, that poor jet pack lasted less than ten episodes

NED NO D:

OH SHIT NO

okay but did they also see aubrey do magic shit and ned fucking zoom into the sign and nearly die because that's very bad

"not again" HOLD ON, WHAT? AGAIN??? HAS AUBREY KILLED PEOPLE BEFORE?????

oh duck :(

i need to draw this

PLEASE SOMEONE FIND NED

oh this is really not great

DUCK YOU ARE SO BAD AT LYING OMG MY BABY

just imagining the face journey duck is going on is making me laugh so hard, this episode is just yoyo-ing my emotions so hard

oh this is some very good new music

griffin that was the most adorable jumbotron ever

"active listener" love you justin

god bless jake coolice

justin the character voice police makes a comeback lol

duck my baby ilu

"write this fucking story with me" ilu travis

oh aubrey :(

oh baby this is so fucking sad

OH NO BABY D:

i'm literally crying holy shit

... oh fuck. this means that ned is at least partially responsible for aubrey's mom dying. oh no this is going to be so god damned tragic oh god.

oh jesus ned, oh holy shit

i'm going to scream, i'm heartbroken but this is so goddamn good, darn you mcelroy boys for making me feel things

i love how committed justin is to duck being middle aged to the point where he doesn't really get how kickstarter works

duck no... duck no

"let the gears of statefarm start turnin'" pfff

you could hear a pin drop after that line, holy shit griffin mcelroy

"can't wait to summon him" someone draw leo popping out of the bond engine plz

oh jakey baby, i feel you

OH NO NOT AGAIN

oh this sounds creepy as hell

indred cold?

ITS A SYLPH

OH WAIT... INDRED COLD, “IN DREAD, COLD”

NOW WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“see you tomorrow!” GRIFFIN

in conclusion, i’m extremely hyped for the rest of this arc and what it will mean for the overall mission of the pine guard and the interpersonal relationships of the main pcs, and also emotionally destroyed in a way i haven’t been since the chalice episode of balance :)))

#taz #the adventure zone #taz spoilers #taz amnesty #ghosty liveblogs taz #i'm dying #this was such a good ep but i'm emotionally wreaked

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