I love the idea of the eggs still acting/being somewhat treated like kids/toddlers/babies

Like. yeah sunny can wield a sword and a chainsaw, but they still drink out of a sippy cup

Yeah dapper does weird, unethical experiments and is the child of the grim reaper, doesn’t mean she knows how to tie her shoes- they’re all velcro!

Of course Chayanne can cook a full course meal, but he eats it with those colorful, plastic utensils

I love having non-human headcanons for the qsmp members, especially for silly dumb reasons

I’m just saying, the image I just got of Roier trying to do a courtship dance for Cellbit and Cellbit not knowing wtf he’s doing bc they’re totally different animals is pretty funny

Or, I’ve had this idea for a while now, all the ones with wings gently tapping on the eggs or even each other as a sign of greeting.

Example: Bad goes to see Philza and they stand side by side and lightly touch their wings together, like a handshake almost! This could be done with tails too, that’s be cute,,,

Lmao Foolish’s love language being just straight up biting, Baghera and Quackity going into water yet somehow come out fully dry, AUGH THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEAAAAA

Or all the hybrids going up to people and softly head-butting them for attention, and then the eggs pick up on it and now they’ve started gently bumping into people to get their attention ahhh,,,, this is adorable,,,

Thinking about my other post about the eggs still acting like kids despite what they can do and what they’ve been through-

Do you think Dapper will go around with untied shoes because she always had their dad to tie them for her? Try not to think about him having to get out his velcro shoes again because she knows she’ll have to start wearing them again soon

In my heart, Dapper is so connected to his dad that he enjoys being carried all the time, whenever not busy. She’ll run up to bbh, put her arms up and do the grabby hand motion- no words

I like to think Sunny does this too, to Tubbo, because she’s a queen and likes to be carried. So Tubbo and bbh just have this instinct to pick them up, and it comforts Sunny and Dapper immediately when held.

Anyways, I’m thinking about Sunny hugging onto bbh when she was talking with him and Pomme the other day about Tubbo

silly demon headcanons:

q!BBH - Very visibly a demon, tells people he's NOT a demon

q!Ironmouse - Visibly a demon, openly tells people she's a demon

q!Tina - Very good at hiding that she's a demon, tells people she's not a demon

I shot up out of bed to make this omg

Idea ok hear me out on this, idea but maybe just a straight up AU: the eggs get sent to the past of their parents, different servers, past series, etc. and see how their parents used to be

It doesn’t even have to be canon pasts either, alternate timelines? Cool!

AUGH my brain- Dapper in the eggpire, Ramón in 2b2t, Chayanne witnessing the angel of death, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

I hope, wherever the eggs are, they can see everything that's happening (like a Mr. Mustard situation but WORSE). I want what the islanders are doing now to really effect their relationships with the eggs.

I want Pomme to know about her parents connections to the Federation + Etoiles with the Code

I want Dapper to talk to BBH on what he's been doing all this time and even complain about not having a Federation worker to do experiments on

I want Tallulah and Chayanne to tell Tubbo and Philza that what happened wasn't his fault

I want Richarlyson to hit Forever over the head for fumbling BBH's trust in him so badly- /j /j /j

Cool idea that I'm gonna be using that I wanna share:

Empanada's frying pan? Tamagoyaki pan.

its literally a pan MADE FOR EGGS.

just gonna leave these right here:

Dapper -> BBH - "hedonic treadmill" by KevinKempt

Pomme -> Baghera - "Class of 2013" by Mitski

Tina -> Empanada - "No More Birthdays" by Sophie May

In the little cutscene at the beginning of BBH's stream the other day, at the very end we see the skin that he used in Purgatory 2, where he said he like. split in two to be there and on Quesadilla Island at the same time since him and the other members were basically kidnapped to participate in Purg2.

That being said, I've seen people say they think he's split in two right now, with the Purg2 skin being the guy we've been with this whole time, and the BBH with no island memories (q!Halo, as I've seen people refer to him) that we're with right now, will eventually meet at some point

But here's my take on that theory:

We get a Purgatory 3- but! During the event, like with Cellbit and Baghera, BBH becomes a wandering threat, his own event, that the Purg3 participants need to avoid. During Purg2, basically everyone was told to stay away from BBH, and that he was scary and violent, while, in reality, he was super sweet and his team turned into this found family with a cute little pet raccoon. What if he sticks to that idea in Purg3? He goes around, tearing apart everything in sight, killing every living being in his path to try to "win" and leave Egg Island to get back to his family...

just a fun idea :]

ever since bbh told roier about how the soul vultures just got more powered up by eating the radiation out of bbh, i've now thought of two horrible things:

BBH kept going the to the soul vultures, even after Purg1

there is now the possibility of there being crazy, radiated, super strong soul vultures out there, somewhere

I imagine that, when q!BBH gave q!Tina and q!Bagi their scythes, Tina knew immediately how to hold it, yet pretended she didn't, as she is a demon but doesn't want people to know it. In contrast, Bagi does not know how to wield it, but pretends she does to look cool in front of Tina.

BBH is then reminded why he calls them "Rizzless duo"

I like to think that the eggs are like. expert fighters and builders and are super smart but, when they trip and fall down they immediately start crying, and that they all wear velcro/slip-on shoes because they don't know how to tie their shoes

no no cause hear me out on this:

Tallulah watches magical girl anime and wears cute frilly clothing over her armor, but Pomme watches magical girl anime and wears cute frilly clothing UNDER her armor

something something q!BBH and q!Missa being grim reapers, having worked alongside/together in the far past so they have the instinct to trust the other and find comfort in hanging out

q!BBH lore update!

According to what he said last night about “arriving in 9600 BCE” it seems he’s either related to the end of the last ice age, or THE SINKING OF ATLANTIS

...no wonder q!foolish has beef with him /j