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"Its strength lies... in its tail and it kills with a blow rather than a bite"
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For scale, here's me with the first three pieces :-3
top left is 3'x4', bottom left is 3.5'x3', n the one on the right is 3.5'x3.5'
featuring: The Coke Line (of charcoal dust and eraser crumbs.... it ever grow-eth....)
I keep joking that imma snort the line in victory and triumph when I finish the series.... XD
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quick doodle of my 9 self insert I hope u like them :3
#my art#doodles#self insert#shane acker's 9#shane ackers 9#9 2009#9 movie#9 self insert#9 oc#theyre like two heads taller than 8#for scale
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silly little gay gnome girls
#oc#sketch#theyre my babies fr#they live in the bottom of a little old ladies backyard and one looks after the duck pond and the other the strawberry patch#and id die for both of them#im still figuring out how to draw ducks tho#original character#original art#gay#queer#sapphic#digital art#duck girl is only like 2.5x the size of the average duck#for scale#im so normal about them so dont take up half my ram i swear
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sp. spaceship. spaceship!! sPACESHIP!!!!!
#this woman lives in my house now. she is so big. what have i done.#also teletraan 1…has a backpack for its appy sauce…#sroloc babbles#is this transformers#the cat#for scale
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so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it
so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this
#pidge speaks#im so sorry babe but i am a Monster#i am a demon#my burps register on the richter scale#i can burp on command#i used to be that kid who burped my abcs to impress people
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What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O
it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”
the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997
it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)
two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama
and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio
edit: it has been brought to my attention that the native american “legend” part of this post was a rumor spread by a documentary.
i have been asked to remove it, but i believe in letting my errors stand because i’m not perfect. i make mistakes
#ask#nature#tornado#sorry if this reply is late#hope the image of walking tornadoes chills you to the bone as much as they do for me#usually i find tornadoes strangely awe inspiring#what with the shear power and destruction they can cause in such a short amount of time#but walking tornadoes are another class all their own#also i made a typo in fujita scale and it’s too late to fix it now
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re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.
#she should POSSIBLY scale back a bit on the inappropriate dick jokes but nobody's perfect right?#fic related
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i'm a genius
and if anybody else out there with access to a button press wants to make these pins for themselves i've included a sheet to print out under the readmore
as long as you're printing this in portrait orientation without margins on a 8.5x11 inch sheet of paper, this should print out in the correct sizes for 25mm buttons and 37mm buttons respectively
apologies if tumblr shrinking the image size makes the image quality not so great if you print this out as it is, i'd suggest putting it through a threshold filter so it just uses black ink
#izutsumi#izutsumi (izutsumi)#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#-----#i'm not sure if i should put this in my actual art tag since this is just a scale-up and edit of the manga panel#hence why i put the sheet under the readmore#it's free izutsumi
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I think I can trace my intense hatred for the whole "regulations are just corporate bullshit, building codes are just The Man's way of keeping you down, we should return to pre-industrial barter and trade systems" nonsense back to when I first started doing electrical work at one of the largest hospitals in the country.
I have had to learn so much about all the special conditions in the National Electric Code for healthcare systems. All the systems that keep hospitals running, all the redundancies and backups that make sure one disaster or outage won't take out the hospital's life support, all the rules about different spaces within the hospital and the different standards that apply to each of them. And a lot of it is ridiculously over-engineered and overly redundant, but all of it is in the service of saving even one life from being lost to some wacky series of coincidences that could have been prevented with that redundancy.
I've done significantly less work in food production plants and the like, but I know they have similar standards to make sure the plants aren't going to explode or to make sure a careless maintenance tech isn't accidentally dropping screws into jars of baby food or whatever. And research labs have them to make sure some idiot doesn't leave a wrench inside a transformer and wreck a multi-million dollar machine when they try to switch it on.
Living in the self-sufficient commune is all fun and games until someone needs a kidney transplant and suddenly wants a clean, reliable hospital with doctors that are subject to some kind of overseeing body, is my point.
#i know i've complained about this a hundred times before. AND I'LL DO IT A HUNDRED MORE#just. god. apply ANY critical thinking of whether your self-sufficient society can scale up to a population of 300 million#and that's just for the us!
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EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS IT'S A LITTLE FRIEND
#gecko#reptile#adorable#tiny#tiny friend#fish scale gecko#geck#squishy#squishy lil dude#Geckolepis#friend shaped
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“you were a wonderful experience”
“you were… everything”
#adventure time#fionna and cake#petrigrof#simon petrikov#betty grof#MEEEE AND MY HUUUSBAND WE ARE DOING BETTER……..#uploading this as a video bc i cannot be fucked to scale this down to gif size rn#adventure time gang how are we coping.
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