C/W: Dykebreaking, mentions of rape, mild cheating
What? What’s wrong? Never seen a guy get changed before? Aww, boo hoo, I thought little miss lesbian over here was just ‘one of the boys’. You’re ‘still a girl’, are you? Really? Don’t tell me it makes you twitch when you see my bulge then. You’re saying eww but your eyes can’t decide whether you like my abs or my cock more. Yeah, you really are just a girl, aren’t you?
Don’t worry, I won’t tell the others. They’ll never know that you secretly like cock. No, no, it’s okay. You don’t have to deny it. You don’t have to like men but every strand of DNA in you craves cock. You were fucking born for it. And that’s okay, ‘bro’. Do you like it when I jerk my cock over my boxers? You’re saying no but tell me how wet your cunt is. Show me.
Good girl. That’s such a good fucking girl. You know you’re pretty fucking hot, don’t you? If you weren’t so keen on pretending your pussy didn’t crave cock, I’d have railed you into your girlfriend’s bed already. Aww, you don’t want to cheat on her? You don’t have to. I’d rape you. I’d be a strong, gross, pervy man, bend you over her mattress, and brutally rape you. You wouldn’t have a choice. You could cry and tell your girlfriend some strange man forced himself on you. Blame it on the man. Blame your wet, cum-filled cunt on him.
You’re touching yourself now. God, you really are a fucking perv. Does it feel good lying to everyone? Aww, you really do like girls? Do you want me to stop? Tell me to stop or I’ll take my cock out and jerk it over your pretty little face. Tell me. You can’t, can you? Because you’re a filthy little cock-loving dyke. Look at it. Look at my cock.
It’s throbbing for you. Because I’m thinking about pushing my cock between your pretty dick-sucking lips. Because I’m thinking about burying my cock inside of your cunt and flooding your womb with cum. You’re just a girl, aren’t you? You can pretend to be one of us but I’ll always know what a cock-addicted fucking whore you are.
You’re so fucking wet. Good fucking girl, rub away at your pussy. Touch yourself to me. To a man. Are you thinking about these strong arms wrapped around your body, holding you while I jerk off inside of you? God, you really are just a fucking dyke loser, aren’t you? A loser that can’t even pretend to hold onto her cute little ‘sexual identity’. What would your friends say if they knew their dykey friend was just another man-addicted fuckdoll. God, you’re so fucking embarrassing, it’s so funny.
Fuck, open wide now. You’re going to fucking swallow all my seed. Give me that ‘I like girls’ shit again, and I’ll fucking blow my spunk all over your hair. Fuck, fuck, jerk me off. Stroke my cock like that. That’s so fucking good. You really were born for this. You’re handling my cock like an experienced slut. Shit, fuck, I’m not sorry for jerking off in your mouth. FUCK. Ughh, yes. Gargle it. Aww, are you going to throw up? Just swallow it. I’ll train you to enjoy my cum. Now go home and give your girlfriend a kiss. We’ll teach her to enjoy my jizz as well.
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Did you ever finish Revolutionary Girl Utena? I wanna her your thoughts about it!
I recently did a rewatch with a lesbian BFF (her first time). I wish I could send pictures because I have an extremely hilarious set of selfies I took during the finale of her screaming her head off while I smile and flash a peace sign. That's gay + lesbian solidarity.
I really love it. Didn't really get it the first run-through, got it the second time (watching feels like playing a rogue-like in a way). I don't have much new to say that other sapphic writers haven't already talked about. It's at once a really dense piece of media that demands your attention and analysis and a really dumb anime that Ikuhara saw in a dream. The movie is absolutely gorgeous. SPOILERS: When Utena asks to see something eternal and Dios shows her Anthy. When Utena remembers she became a prince not to embody Dios but to save Anthy. When Utena opens the door and truly sees Anthy for the first time and utters through tears, "At least, we meet..." When we finally see that Anthy and Utena were secretly holding hands in the photo. Absolutely wrecks me every time.
Funnily enough, I have an unfinished Juri illustration collecting dust. I should finish that soon.
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tubatu world domination
6 members - 6 active
soobin: do you guys ever think about
beomgyu: no
soobin: damn can i FINISH my STATEMENT
you: to be fair you were typing like a snail
i saw it with my own eyes
kai: i think what you were thinking soobin
soobin: thanks kai
yeonjun: wym 'saw it with my own eyes'
???
YOURE WITH HIM@:@::#*#
PKSIMABOUT TOTHROW UP
you: i told you guys i was gonna go to the mall today ?
beomgyu: guys man or bear hehehhhhehehhhheeh>.<<<<<
taehyun: y/n reply to my dm pls.
yeonjun: WHENE DID YIU TELL US YOU WERE GOING TO THE MALLLLWHY DOES SOOBIN GET TO GO EITH YOU
soobin: because im just cunty like that. lolz
you: @gyu ummm probably bear
beomgyu: HEHHEEHHEH
you want me so bad
kai: what kind of bear
taehyun: y/n?
you: guys isnt that so weird!!! a blank chat keeps popping up!!!???
soobin: your phones probably broken
brokxn like me... 🥀
yeonjun: i could take a bear
beomgyu: no thx
peace and love
but FOK no
kai: why isnt anyone questioning this odd taehyun behavior
you: who behavior?? never heard of it sry
yeonjun: taehyun
like taehyun
your bandmate...
early dementia signs i fear
now ditch soobin lets go get you checked up ^.^
beomgyu: shes upset because tyun said he was too busy to go out with her today
soobin:
taehyun: i really was busy. pdnim called me in for a meeting about the next Academy Reincarnation season.
you: k
soobin: me personally
if i got hit with a k by txts silliest member i would kms
lowk
beomgyu: NAWWWW ME TOOO
yeonjun: i'd get hard idk
kai: can we put him on a speaking ban again
yeonjun: PLSEASEESESESE NOOOOOO
I'KK STOP
PLS
LAST TIME WAS HORRRRIBLE
beomgyu: why hasnt soobin gotten one yet
hes always talking anf talking anf talking and talking
AND HES A NERD LIKE DAMN!!!!!!!!!! PICK A STUGGLE!!!!!!!!!!
soobin: yk youre so nice to me when were alone...
yeonjun: 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
kai: 👀
taehyun: y/n reply to me me and i'll buy you whatever you want from prada
you: im their ambassador you twat
taehyun: right, yes sorry i forgot
how about i bring you flowers and [your favourite food] to the dorm later?
you: deal
kai: HEY WTF ITS THST EASY?
the last time you were mad at me you didnt talk to me for a whole SIX HOURS EVEN AFTER I APOLOGISED ON MY KNEES
beomgyu: guys if you weren't already an idol under bighit which bts member would you date
you: all 7
taehyun: jungkook
soobin: jin
no wait hobi lowkey
he's a cutie
beomgyu: you have to choose ONE y/n
yeonjun: jimin or tae
kook is cool but i probably wouldn't be able to handle his fans
you: no ur so right actually
i could not handle dating another idol LMFAOO
soobin: ????
wdym i spoke with ur mum already
she gave me her blessings
we can date :3
even as idols
heheheheh
you: she did not
soobin: did tooooooo
you: nuh uh
when did you even meet her
taehyun: he's lying
i was there
yeonjun: hahaha liar liar pants on fire
you: when the hell did you guys meet my mom
kai: well SOMEONE left us on a cliffhanger last week and didn't tell us who she was dating
so we did the next best thing...
you: SAYYYT YOURE FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW OMG
IS THAT WHY MY MOTHER HAS BEEN SPAMMING MY PHONE ABOUT "COMING HOME FOR KIMCHI" ?
CAUSE SHE KNOWS I DONT EVEN FW KIMCHI LIKE THAT
yeonjun:yea!!!!!!! tell them queen!!!!!!!
why did you guys not invite me.
fake fucks.
you: WHAT DID SHE EVEN SAY
soobin: something about how she thought you were a lesbian so she doesn't even know what we're talking about
you: well
shes not half wrong
taehyun: anywho she did NOT give ANY blessings to anyone
however she did say that you were getting older and needed to get more serious about future planning cause all you put your effort into is work
soobin: that was basically her speaking in maternal code for "hey you can marry my daughter once contracts are terminated" trust me id know
kai: maternal code?
soobin: yep
im an expert
beomgyu: what the fuck does that even mean
soobin:
taehyun: sometimes i wonder about the state of your mental wellbeing
soobin: you just need to match my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴
you wouldn't get it.
yeonjun: taehyun gets our freak soobin 💯
he's the one who suggested recording the killa with our shirts off..
fucking freak
you: i suggested that actually :3 but tyun suggested the lights off for tinnitus
yeonjun: Y/N MY PRETTY PRINCESS QUEEN DARLING DEAR I DIDNT MEAN IT I SWEAR THAT WAS THE BESSSSSST SUGGESTION EVER THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT IM SORRY
beomgyu: you make me sick
beomgyu left tubatu world domination
kai: never a moment of peace in this household…
A/N: this has been marinating in my drafts and i HATE it but i need to get rid of it 🤔🤔🙏🏼💯🔥 pls accept this scrap cause i may be a little burnt out 😭😭🤣🤣😜👊
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I have such a vivid vision of GIRLFAILURE™ Jackie Taylor (some deluded AU, I guess???) going to Rutgers while Shauna ends up in Brown, and wow Jackie would be upset about this for like 15 mins but then she'd meet her non-verbal goth roommate and do her utmost best to bring a little sunshine to her life because in Jackie's head she needs it and she'll be told off time and again because girlie this isn't high-school, and boundaries are a thing. Eventually they'll become comfortable enough with one another for her roommate to pretend to listen to Jackie's frivolous rants (mostly about Shauna, an unnamed ex best friend, or kinda still a friend but she never emails or calls so idk what we are anymore). Jackie will eventually climb the social ladder, as Jackie does, and even though she's awkward and a little out of touch, she still manages to weasel her way into the in crowd. She realizes very quickly that in Wiskayok she was a big fish in a small pond, and here she's just a mediocre fish in a huge lake and everyone's so much prettier and have so much more going to them and honestly, being the soccer captain isn't that much of a big flex anymore... Maybe her mom was right??? But she still waves it around like a badge of honor because fuck people who think it's lame! There's something seriously endearing and magnetic about how she stands there in the middle of the party, her clickity clackity knees touching in her summer shorts as she elegantly holds onto a red solo cup in one hand and a cigarette in the other (she only socially smokes like three puffs you guys stop) and goes on and on about that one game where they got to nationals because it was their best game ever!!!!! The excitement!! The candor!! The memory of Shauna's hands weaving around her so tightly... Anyways, she'd experiment because everyone does (just a little weed nothing too crazy she hates it honestly and like a kiss or two between female friends... Okay so maybe it was more than a kiss but it's totally not a big deal and that doesn't make her gay, does it?) So, she'd come back on holidays and she and Shauna would meet because when they're face to face it's like nothing else matters literally so what if you didn't answer the 64 emails I sent you over the semester it's not biggie you were probably busy charming everyone with your short stories, do you ever write about me Shauna? Shauna's eyes widen so big when Jackie tells her she slept with a girl that they might fall out of her head and it's hilarious. So what? Everyone does it, Jackie would say, and Shauna would shake her head... She didn't. She didn't dare. There was something much more painful about the thought of Jackie with another girl than any other slight that may or may not have lingered between them but she fucked Jeff and kept it a secret she'll take to the grave so she literally can't say anything. Anyways, they'd dance this dance of unspoken yearning for intimacy and eventually they'll put the capital L and B in the LGBT because lord knows Jackie Taylor came out a lesbian out of the womb and Shauna Shipman swings both ways but for Jackie she'd swing the full home run. Yes, they end up together and it's as beautiful and unstable as you'd imagine it to be... But boy would it be worth it.
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prewlesbians
we once realised that an alternate ship name for prewlow COULD BE lesbian, if you re-order the letters in sebastian and leander’s names a bit. and then ofc the WONDERFUL @limonnitsa drew this art and now i wanna share this stupid idea that’s been rotating in my brain for a while. this is just meant to be a silly little thing, so enjoy!
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“Watch this.” Sebastian slammed his hands on the table excitedly as he pulled out a fresh piece of parchment. The noise earned him a dirty look from Madam Scribner, which he pointedly ignored.
Leander sighed. The two of them were in the library, and they were supposed to be studying for the upcoming exam in History of Magic. Perhaps, however, they both knew it was a hopeless case- they never actually listened in that class, and one study session cramming the day before would only barely increase their chances, if at all. Now, it seemed, they were going to be moving on to actually entertaining things. Which seemed to include slamming bits of parchment around for some reason.
“What am I meant to be watching, exactly?”
“Hold on, hold on!” Sebastian scribbled on the parchment, his tongue poking out slightly. It was a habit he had that Leander found incredibly cute. When he was done writing, Sebastian held up the paper, looking pleased with himself. “See?”
He had written both of their names, Leander’s on top and his a bit below.
“Wow. You can spell our names. Good job,” Leander teased.
“That’s only half of it, hold on a sec.” Sebastian put the parchment back down and began writing again. It took a few seconds before he showed Leander again.
He’d now drawn arrows from the letters of their names, pointing down to spell “LESBIAN” in big letters. “We’re lesbians!”
“…how did you even think of that?”
Sebastian set down the parchment with a flourish. “Because I’m brilliant, of course.” He grinned. “I can’t wait to show Ominis. Er- tell him.”
Ominis was out on a proper date in Hogsmeade with his partner. He had rejected the idea of a double date that would be spent studying pretty quickly- he was smart enough to know that not a one of them stood a chance for this exam, and that spending a whole evening studying for History of Magic, of all classes, would most likely just be an exercise in masochism.
Leander giggled. “He’ll probably smack you.”
“And I’ll deserve it. Now come on, let’s clear out and go somewhere fun. Scribner is giving me the detention eyes again.”
Hogwarts pride was an event to behold. It always was, but this year it was exceedingly extra, after some students had allegedly overheard Headmaster Black saying that such a thing was ‘nonsense’ and was ‘planning on cancelling it.’ House banners had been replaced with various pride flags, and most of the queer students were repping their own flags.
Sebastian had gone out and bought himself and Leander a lesbian flag. At first, Leander hadn’t been sure about it, but he’d decided it was a good idea- they were showing their solidarity to lesbians. And, alright, fine, he thought it was cute that Sebastian had come up with this whole thing.
The two of them had it draped across their shoulders as they walked outside the castle towards the flying class lawn, where they bumped into Imelda. She had a lesbian flag of her own tied around the handle of her broom.
“What in the hell are you two wearing?” She asked with a raised eyebrow.
“A lesbian flag,” Leander said cheerfully. “You have one too. Nice.”
“Right…. erm, why are you wearing it, though?”
“We’re lesbians,” Sebastian said.
Imelda blinked, staring at their interlocked hands before looking back at them directly. “So… you’re both… trans women? Is that what you mean?”
“No, hold on.” Sebastian rummaged in his pockets with his free hand, before prooducing the parchment and showing it to Imelda. “See? Lesbians. It matches our names.”
Imelda stared between the parchment and them, looking somewhat incredulous, and then smacked Sebastian in the arm with her broom.
“THAT’S NOT WHAT THAT FLAG IS FOR, YOU STUPID-“
“Hey!”
“GET YOUR OWN FLAG!”
“This is our flag, we paid for it!”
“YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!”
“Gah! Okay! Sorry!”
Imelda scowled and smacked Sebastian again for good measure before walking off, muttering under her breath about how stupid boys ruin everything.
“Are you okay?” Leander wrapped his arms around Sebastian and patted his head. He had, mercifully, been spared from getting hit. Probably because Imelda knew Sebastian was the one who came up with the idea.
“No,” Sebastian pouted, but he was smiling slightly. “I suppose she’s right.”
“Yeah. We should make our own flag. Because I love you so much.” He pressed a kiss to Sebastian’s forehead.
“Could we still be lesbians, a little-“
“NO, Sebastian.”
“….fine. But I’m keeping the flag, at least!”
Leander laughed. “Just don’t let Imelda see it.”
a/n: somone make a prewlow pride flag it would be so funny
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