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Cumtribute for two cumslut
Vanna Bardot gets fucked hard and swallows the load
Naughty babes wild fellatio drives lad to pound her harder
Carna trans (completo Xvideos RED) Safadinhasfilms
Upskirt my Jamaican aunt
CD FUCKED BY GUY HOMEMADE AMATUERS
Veneca Bailando y Tocandose
Young Telugu Girl Makes Strip Video For Boyfriend
MOM Big tits UK blonde MILF Amber Jayne dominates tied up sub
#bulborectal#organella#flamingly#militias#dispends#sidenote#Cidra#transect#blowcase#libidinization#Hutsulian#flameproofer#keratodermia#podtia#lyrics#Pteromys#gang-week#brutalist#thrivers#Pro-hohenstaufen
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JUST SAW THIS ON TIK TOK????
most successful rebrand of all time like does no one Remember
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"death before disco" have you ever heard disco? this shit slaps. why dont you listen to macho man by village people and maybe youll calm down.
#sorry for being so flamingly gay that im openly advertising for discos return on my mcr blog#isaac.txt
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what if i. rewatched captain jack harkness
#ari opinion hour#captain jack harkness#emotional support flamingly homosexual torchwood episode#cannot BELIEVE they sloppy styled it at the end in front of everybody and their mother#imagine if jack told 10 about that. he would get slutshamed into next week#10would get SO hung up on the name thing. like 'PLEASE tell me you did it BEFORE you stole his name. actually im not sure whats worse jack!#tw#not bonff#tenteen on the other hand would just be like. 'mm.. yeah that sounds like something youd do.#..out of curiosity was it before or after you stole his identity? oh after? you know i dont know what i expected really'#the WHOLE time looking him up and down in.... well. donna would tell them to get a flipping room is all ill say
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perhaps the parenting neurosis I understand least (or the one I understand the least + have any shred of empathy for anyway) is the "guilt about sick day screen time" one
it's definitely not unique to parenting, there's this weird like... inability to incorporate the idea of rule-proving-exceptions? exceptions at all? into the concept of any advice/recommendation/suggestion whatsoever. it's just. very weird
#like say what you want about screen time advice in general#but how is it not... flamingly obvious... that sickness is different?#it really is like people decide advice re: something being bad is like#literally saying that thing is physical poison?? I have no more coherent explanation#'doing a lot of this regularly is bad' in uh no way implies 'doing this short term is bad' actually?#it MAY also be bad! but if nobody is actually saying that I would not leap to that conclusion tf?
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taller masc bottom + small fem(ish) top is so underrated tbh
#us. im talking about us.#im flamingly fruity loud clothing earrings and all and he’s so normal like SO normal#but underneath he has the kinda kinks that would be considered ScAnDaLoUs or whatever lmao#and it’s such a fcuking turn on lmfao#mlm nsft#minors dni#nsft#mdni#him
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why is everyone so surprised about Satoru Gojo, the head of the very privileged and wealthy Gojo clan, who always talks about only Japanese Sorcerers and how they're More Important and Better, and was flamingly ableist in his youth (still is a bit), being humbled by Miguel for his second canonically racist remarks?
yeah he was racist in the volume 0 manga btw, where he said to Miguel "why do you sound like Bobby Ologun?" (nigerian born man. Miguel is from kenya.)
brother i'm so tired lmao. just posting for the sake of posting but yeah. i could get into a whole talk about the ableism and xenophobia of JJK and shit like that but i'll bite back for now.
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk spoilers#jjk 255#satoru gojo#racism and xenophobia are both rampant traits in Gojo why is everyone surprised about it. he's extremely privileged and knows few struggles#i say this as a fan of Satoru Gojo's character btw. not hate just picking him apart again#ojog.txt
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dude. that reverse bnf fic sounds SO fucking good… the ideas u have cooking up in there… i’m excited just thinking abt it ASKFNKF
YAAAS THANK YOU
i had more thoughts today... thinkin of the ask i got about the "i'll always know the stain was there" scene and how i've never written that before. which. ofc. turned into more ace porn.
Aziraphale spills wine on himself at Crowley’s place. He’s resigned to throw the shirt away. Crowley, Mr minimalist clean freak, rolls his eyes and takes charge of cleaning it off. Aziraphale hesitates then takes his undershirt off too, and Crowley bluescreens. Aziraphale half-asks him, “I’d hate for it to be stained too. It might be an undershirt, but I’d always know the stain was there.” Crowley takes it as well, leaving Aziraphale shirtless in his house.
While they sit around and he scrubs on his homemade stain remover, Aziraphale sits a little shyly, clearly affected. His nipples are hard. Crowley gathers the courage to ask him if it turns him on. “What, you cleaning??” “No. Being exposed like that. The air on your skin.” Aziraphale hesitates because he thinks Crowley is calling him out on some kind of abnormal kink or fetish, so he deflects, “Is that some ace thing as well?” not expecting Crowley to say yes. Crowley sits next to him.
“For me anyway. It’s not the person who turns me on, it’s the touch. So, sometimes, that touch comes from unexpected places. Cold tile on my skin after a shower. Satin sheets.” Aziraphale noticeably shivers.
“S’why I like, personally… Being teased. Light touches; Chasing after it. That anticipation adds to the sensation.” He grazes a hand over Aziraphale’s bare arm and Aziraphale gasps. Crowley laughs at him.
“Ffs. No wonder you struggle getting off if you’re watching the same porn everyone else does. Probably Google Imaging boring old pin ups of girls in fancy bras—“ Aziraphale gives him a LOOK, so Crowley adjusts, “—Or, Boys in skimpy briefs. What good’s that going to do if you can’t imagine how they’d touch you?”
Aziraphale is momentarily perplexed. “You know, I can’t think the last time anyone assumed me anything other than flamingly gay,” but it somehow doesn’t feel avoidant of the topic, he’s just so caught off guard by it.
Crowley’s suddenly a little annoyed, mostly at The World, but a little bit creeps in towards Aziraphale. “Assuming doesn’t help anyone. It only gets people confused about the boxes they’re meant to fit into. Bloody useless things, boxers. Er, boxes.”
His fingers have been dragging idly up and down Aziraphale’s thigh the whole conversation.
He stops when he realises Aziraphale’s hands are strategically placed in his lap. Crowley stops. Apologises, didn’t realise what an effect he was having, he just wanted to make a point—
But Aziraphale hasn’t felt like this in such a long time. He’s worked himself off, but nothing’s compared to this feeling of anticipation and bone deep arousal. He somehow finds the words to ask if Crowley would keep going. Show him what kind of touches he likes, maybe it would be informative. Crowley gets him off on the sofa, teasing and working him to a climax that has him death gripping Crowley’s arm and whimpering into his neck.
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Later, hours or days later, Aziraphale is watching Crowley move around the house, maybe in his pants or a towel or something, but being totally innocuous. As innocuous as Aziraphale’s voice when he pipes up, completely unprompted, “I don’t think I’m asexual, Crowley.”
“This again?” Crowley’s exasperation is fond.
“No. Sometimes the sight of you makes me want to… Pin you against a wall or something.”
Crowley freezes, a mental ngk that takes a few minutes to reboot him. He tries and fails to sound casual and unaffected when he says “Maybe you’re demi,” and keeps folding his laundry like Aziraphale hasn’t just shoved a hot poker into his brain.
“Mmm,” Aziraphale agrees, even though Crowley knows he doesn’t know what that means, but he’s too busy leching to follow up and ask.
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straight up i dont trust people who find scott smajor annoying for no distinct reason. like 80% of that mans brand is being flamingly gay. do these people know how it Sounds when they say hes annoying.
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Okay folks. Hear me out. I know the popular vision on this site is for amc Lestat’s rockstar era to be like.. leather pants and mesh shirts ala Maneskin (and Stuart Townsend tbh) but I just don’t see it for this interpretation of the character.
(I can’t shake the vibe that Damiano is a liiittle too close to what we’ve already seen, I’ll explain shortly)
But also.. we’ve already gotten a canon taste of this Lestat’s stage presence in s01e07. Look at this guy. He’s a flamboyant, piano playing dandy.. like a flamingly gay theatre faguette. This man was crowned king of Mardi Gras and chose to dress up like a queen..
No. No I don’t see mesh shirts and leather pants in this man’s future (at least not with a 2022 sensibility). But I do see a potential vision. Ride this thought train with me for a sec.
So for this theory to work I should first quickly explain where I think we are in the timeline:
We know that the original interview occurred in the 1970s, and that Daniel doesn’t remember much of that era.. (perhaps he was much closer to the action than he remembers) but I (and several other long term fans) think that the events in Dubai 2022 are likely a fusion of Prince Lestat and Merrick. But more importantly, I think that the events of TVL and QotD have already happened, and mostly likely in close proximity to the original interview.. it’s a lot to explain but trust me it works.
Lestat’s rockstar era occurring in the ‘80s (or even late ‘70s) would of course be book accurate, but it also would allow the show to distance itself from what has already been done in the films. So much like moving the events of IwtV from the 1780s to the 1910s for aesthetic variation, we would be moving the modern events of TVL and QotD from the early 2000s of the film back to their original placement in the timeline. And boy oh boy are the fashion options exciting.. but I have something in mind a little left of field.
So like.. I’m imagining a gothic Liberace, clad in 18th century waistcoats and dramatic capes. Think sequins and candelabras. It’s all very late ‘70s early ‘80s. I know the books are more of a guideline than a bible for this series but the TVC vampires are drawn to the fashion of their era. I can 100% see interpreting his wolf killer coat into an extravagant sequined cape. Imagine “Come to Me” rearranged as a Neil Diamond piano rock ballad.. like are you following my train of thought? Like this Lestat is so so SO gay. And the visual references amc has been pulling from understand that.
(of course this is all very silly looking, but again, refer to Lestat at the Mardi Gras parade.. that’s him!)
Or think Elton John but like.. by way of Ozzy Osborne. Dramatic wigs and piano ballads, but also stage blood and prosthetics.
This Lestat understands high camp and theatricality, and I see him deliberately toeing the line between these two seemingly conflicting aesthetics because that’s who he is. Frankly it’s who he has always been as a character. Lestat “eating” the king cake baby? It’s just Ozzy biting the head off a bat. And I think more of that is what we’re in for.
(I can’t not mention the absolutely perfect adaptation by innovation comics. This look is a great jumping off point for what we might see.. but I think the costume department will take it many many steps further)
At their root the Vampire Chronicles are period drama, and Rolin and co. are already leaning into that (like there are what? Three active timelines in season one? I would expect even more as the series progresses tbh) and I think a season set largely in the 1980s is going to be more enticing to this team than one set in our present decade. And that’s okay! There’s not only a ton of fashion potential in that era, but also storytelling tools that could not only maintain the current framing device, but also expand on it.
Imagine season 2 ending not with Lestat arriving at the door, but with Armand handing Daniel yet another stack of documents to read and research. Only this time it’s Rolling Stone interviews, vinyl records, music videos and mtv appearances on tape.. all of this ephemera could be used similarly to Claudia’s diary in s01e04 to develop a richer storytelling device. But also it would help to keep Louis the primary narrator, while still providing voice and agency to Lestat (who I suspect is recovering from his post-MTD coma, but that’s a theory for another day).
Of course this is all theory and I’m sure many of you are more informed on bts spoilers than I, but this is one topic I’ve been wanting to talk about since season 1 concluded, and knowing season 2 will be treading into TVL territory opens up a ton of possibilities. But yeah! Even if the show goes in a totally different direction I hope if nothing else this might inspire some fan artists to play around with an alternative era for Les!
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#anne rice#lestat#amc iwtv#vampire chronicles#amc interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#tvc#queen of the damned#the vampire lestat
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TRULY amazing much bisexual energy was packed into deforest kelley's performance as bones mccoy. I can't explain WHY it's so flamingly bisexual. but as a bisexual myself I just. I just Know
#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#he just... IS#do you think he knew what he was doing. Do you think deforest knew what he was doing. For us
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Ok so Amber is a lesbian ofc the fool is gay and lord golden is flamingly bisexual.. I swear this character approaches queerness like they’re going for an EGOT
#Amber rote#fool rote#lord golden rote#rote#realm of the elderlings#rote read through#tawny man trilogy#also they’re all transgender
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so thanks to angelapleasant's take on Buzz in Something Wicked (brilliantly written btw), I've been thinking about how I want to do the Grunts, because I was never satisfied with how I was writing them. If I ever bring back my modern uberhood (I have the canon URL!) or if I want to play them in medieval PV or what have you. and well.
I do like the fanon more than she does, but I also want it to be more. complicated. tastier. a bit less... teenage. and seeing angelapleasant's depiction of Buzz and Tank made it click, the exact dynamic I want.
so in order to make this work we first need to accept a postulate: all the Grunt boys are neurodivergent. yes, all. None of them will ever get a proper diagnosis while they're living under Buzz's roof. But...
Buzz is the kind of middle-aged white guy who yells at everyone if he can't keep to his strict routine, and only eats three foods, and has Strong Opinions about sportsball statistics. He's very invested in Looking Like The Right Kind Of Person-- he's constantly masking, honestly-- and very invested in Being Normal.
(Incidentally, this is why Buzz hates PT- not aliens in general, PT and the Smiths. He can't stand that someone so Weird is better at Being Normal than his family.)
Tank takes after his dad, and also has the profound misfortune of Taking Ideas Seriously. When Tank believes in something, he genuinely believes it with his whole chest.
This is a rarer quality to have than one might think. It is also a deeply unfortunate quality to have in a place like Strangetown.
Ripp doesn't like routines. Or being told what to do. Or having to focus on anything but the, like, three things he cares about. And none of those things are Normal- he likes art and music and writing terribad romance novels. He's also flamingly bi, and since he's a Romance sim, he's not very good at keeping it under wraps. He started talking about having crushes on boys in kindergarten.
Buck has exactly one interest (pet fashion!), is also an incredibly picky eater, doesn't like loud noises or crowds, and can't tie his shoes or tell time on an analog clock. He talks a lot with family and friends, but completely clams up around strangers.
And so we've got this family dynamic where...
Buzz is harder on Ripp than he is on either of his other children. Buzz desperately wants Ripp to be Normal, for both selfless and selfish reasons. The world's a cruel place to be Not Normal, after all... and it's a cruel place if your kids reflect Weird back on you.
Perhaps a bit too hard. Perhaps pushing into the realm of "asking Ripp to do the unwise or impossible". Perhaps getting worse and more unreasonable the older (and surlier) Ripp gets.
Ripp resents this, ofc, and pushes back. They've got a vicious cycle going where Ripp rebels harder every time the General puts more expectations on him, which makes the General push back harder with more expectations, which makes Ripp rebel...
Tank has been watching this horrible cycle his entire life. And no one bothered to tell him that the expectations Buzz puts on Ripp are not the same expectations that Buzz wants him to live under.
And Tank takes ideas seriously.
So Tank is desperately struggling to live up to this impossible ideal that no one asked or expected of him. He's trying to be the perfect soldier, get perfect grades, be perfect at his job, keep his room perfectly tidy, be Better At Being A Good Normal Person than anyone else in the family, hate the people the General wants him to hate...
If Buzz knew what Tank has internalized, at this point, he'd be horrified. He mostly just wants his kids to do their best... and mayyyybe not publicly embarrass the family.
Buzz is also easier on Buck than either of his other children, because he's the baby and you just kind of ... instinctively want to take care of him. It doesn't hurt that Buck looks more like Lyla than either of the other kids...
So Tank is desperately struggling to live up to an impossible ideal that no one asked him to live up to; Ripp is desperately kicking against the pricks of an impossible ideal that everyone seems to want him to live up to; and Buck is alternating between Getting Forgotten and Getting Spoiled Rotten.
You've got this horrible, horrible family dynamic, that could probably be resolved with, like, three honest conversations and some honest renegotiation around expectations. But all of these men (except maybe Buck?) are incredibly emotionally constipated and Will Not Talk To Each Other without some severe goading from an outside force.
idk, that's just where I'm at at this point, and I don't think I've seen anyone else with this specific headcanon. especially not neurodivergent!Buzz.
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I mean. It is Rotomblr. Seems accurate.
I dunno, maybe we're just on different sides of Rotomblr, i feel like I don't really see people getting flamingly angry at each other? I usually just see people being depressed lol
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Flamingly Homosexual Guy Fieri
I bring you a no-context snippet that will most likely never be published. No context for what's happening in the story, the irl context is that our Ghost alter finished customizing his car in Need For Speed: No Limits and @atohii 's reaction was funny to me. Credit for the title goes to him.
"the Triangle" = the Baltic Triangle, a neighborhood in Liverpool. I hc Price grew up in Anfield and his parents still live there, but his older sister moved to another part of the city when she left home
I did way too much research into UK license plates and personalized registration (equivalent of vanity plates) for this tiny thing and I probably still got it wrong
"Phantom Rider" = the Rider before the Ghost Rider, whose horse was named Banshee
“Ghost,” Price said urgently, leaning across the briefing table. “You know I hate to ask.”
Ghost looked up from the back of the room, where he leant against a wall with his arms crossed over his chest. He looked strangely vulnerable in just a balaclava, jumper, jeans, and his boots. The MPs had confiscated his hardshell mask with the rest of their gear, and with their rooms blocked off until they were done searching….
Soap refocused on the briefing before he could get too distracted staring at Simon.
“You’re the only one with a civilian vehicle,” Price continued, “if we can take Banshee up to the Triangle, we can hole up at my sister’s while Laswell tries to untangle this.”
Ghost tilted his head in silent consideration.
“Cap, come on,” Gaz said, lips twitching, “you know her name is Flamingly Homosexual Guy Fieri.”
Soap nearly broke his neck whipping it around to stare at his fellow sergeant, wondering hysterically what kind of car could fit that particular moniker.
“Banshee’s shorter,” Price retorted.
“As long as I’m the one driving,” Ghost interrupted before the conversation could devolve further. “It’ll be a tight fit, though.”
“We’ll handle it,” Price said, sternly, and that was that.
Twenty minutes of sneaking around and off-base to a civilian long-term parking structure, and Soap found himself staring at a sensible 2016 Subaru BRZ with a not-so sensible paint job and a registration plate with the UK designator that had to be custom with the false advertising of it all.
“Oh,” he said, as Ghost started her up and the neons on her undercarriage glowed off the concrete. “Flamingly Homosexual Guy Fieri, I get it now.”
Price gave him a friendly slap on the shoulder while Gaz tilted the passenger seat forward and crawled behind it. “BN51 DHE,” he said, pronouncing it perfectly as Bean Sídhe. “Like the Phantom Rider, he said when he got it. Now get in the back.”
#/incoherent noises/#actually plural#call of duty#cod#simon ghost riley#cod mwii#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#cod john price#fic#my fic
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ones below are a little older, like from november, so note slight style and design differences!
ALMOST FORGOT TO POST ON TUMBLR TODAY SORRY GUYS. very focused in on the saiibo week I’m hosting on instagram rn LMAOO
as consultation, yuri saiibo !
these designs spawned out of spite for my dislike for most of the popular fem designs for these two, and also! i am flamingly sapphic! woman plus saiibo equals awesome!
#danganronpa v3#danganronpa#drv3#saiibo#shuichi saihara#kiibo#keebo#k1 b0#danganronpa kiibo#danganronpa shuichi#shuichi x kiibo#kiibo x shuichi
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