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charlottan · 6 months

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a mass market paperback book should always and forever cost ten dollars. it should be like arizona tea, or perhaps the costco hotdog

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birdship · 5 months

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an actual exchange i witnessed yesterday in a walmart toy aisle:

older teen boy A: do you for real want a lego set? older teen boy B: uh yeah [immediately begins beatboxing]

#if by some bizarre chance either of you happen to see this post: thank you and i hope you find five dollars on the ground #i love when people are silly in public

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cheatsykoopa98 · 5 months

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COMMISSIONS POST!!!

Things are not going good to me rn, I am about to be fired from my job, debt is creeping up on me and I'm running out of money to pay for my meds

But look, YOU can help!! How? COMMISSIONING ME!!! starting at a single dollar through paypal you can have any drawing that has a similar quality to THESE! OR BETTER!!!

I put a lot of effort into those, so here's the deal, commission prices start at 1 USD, IF you want to pay more for it, that's up to your heart's generosity, but know that one dollar already helps a lot

So yeah, fanart, lineless, pixel art, original characters, icons for profile pictures. anything goes, just don't make it morally weird.

if you read all of this, thank you. My DMs are (probably) always open and my contact/paypal email is [email protected], so let's get started!!! Even if you can't afford it, reblog this post, spread the word! it goes a long way!!!

UPDATE: I finally remembered to get a paypal link so people can donate or pay for the commissions easily, here it is:

#ck98art #help #emergency #commission #one dollar commissions #tadc #cca #doom #fnaf #oc #the amazing digital circus #colonia contra ataca #five nights at freddy's #original character #commissions #reblog this #rb this #mental health #meds

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onebarofsoap · 11 months

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something about this guy’s design... love to see a guy who is also a bunny 😊

#maccadam #transformers #drift #tf drift #mtmte #soap tries art #LISTEN everyone who's been saying hes a bunny hop hop etc etc im giving you five dollars because you're correct #drift post eos design... dear lird #these past few months screaming crying over how to draw robots have all been worth it for drift my friend drift

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autumn-may · 4 months

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I get why the 358/2 bonus missons exist from a gameplay perspective but from an immersion perspective i feel so bad for roxas.

#kh #kingdom hearts #my art #kh fanart #Roxas #kh roxas #axel #kh axel #axel/lea #358/2 #kh 358/2 days #358/2 days #I wonder how the “talking to saïx to give roxas extra work” conversations went though #Axel:hey saix could you give roxas another mission he gave me five dollars #Saïx (has made it his non-lifes goal to harrass any random child who befriends axel): yeah sure #Also can’t remember but im pretty sure axels the only one who can give you bonus missions #Axel why are you using your ‘ex whos insane about you and also happens to be your manager’ privileges to give roxas work. Dude.#Undescribed

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unpretty · 6 months

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my most old person trait is that when i'm at the store and see marrow bones for $9 a pound i can't stop myself from complaining that you used to be able to buy a pack of those from the local co-op for a dollar

#original #every time it comes out of my mouth i'm like 'oh no i am old'#but listen. it was my special treat.#i would bake my five minute no knead bread and roast my marrow bones at the same time #so i could have hot fresh bread with bone marrow #and now they want NINE DOLLARS A POUND. FOR BONES.#they also stopped carrying the good brie so you can imagine the problems i'm having #you want me to buy president brand?? i can get earwax for free i make my own

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koos-kave · 8 months

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For the person I saw on my feed, these are the best ones I managed to find for you.

#rule 196 #r/196 #five dollar footlong #incomprehensible #Do you think cg5 will make a song about this?#Rule #literally 19684 #rule 196 shit #Meme #memes #19684

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alex-travaganza · 8 months

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yassify inator misfire

(i got paid 5 dollars to do this)

#phineas and ferb #phineas flynn #ferb fletcher #bajeet tjinder #roomie came into my bedroom and handed me five dollars to draw this

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vesrimm · 5 months

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What colors would a god machine bleed? Be it some dream or nightmare?

#blood/#rain world #five pebbles #rain world five pebbles #five pebbles rain world #biting and chewing my favorite character like a chewtoy and then sticking him in a blender (affectionate)#he's so me. i need to shake him around for a while. give me 26 dollars for the plush and i'll give him a warm blankie instead.#i also just wanted to draw someone covered in blood. unfortunately he was the person i was sketching. i'm so so sick he's suffering with me #payment for the sniffles.#idk what the text is for i just wanted to sound cool </3 #haha wheee 💖#edit: wow i should drench him in blood more often. yall like that huh.

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littlecarmine · 5 months

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EMILY PRENTISS + RED

CRIMINAL MINDS (2005 — PRESENT) | 14.10 “FLESH AND BLOOD”

#cmedit #criminal minds #criminalmindsedit #.gif #emilyprentissedit #emily prentiss #emily in red #nose #milfmily #paget brewster #cm #14x10 #criminal minds 14x10 #emily.gif #imagine if they spent more than five dollars on the production value we'd win!!!!#qp

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dear-ao3 · 10 months

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as a white girl dating an asian guy i don’t think we have that many cultural differences most of the time and then i stay over his house for a few days and while i am there i buy a small dresser that needs to be painted and ask to keep it in his parents garage until i move into my apartment and it kind of smells musty so i call my mom and ask her what i should do to get the smell out and she tells me baking soda or charcoal pellets but it should really be sanded but under No Circumstance should i do that at my boyfriends house because it is Disrespectful and so i hang up and go downstairs to tell my boyfriend we need to go to go get some baking soda and find his dad sanding down the dresser and telling me to go pick out some paint for it

#in conclusion we’re telling my mom it’s a housewarming gift #not a tag #from saph #the five dollar dresser is an absolute slay

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rad-roche · 4 months

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the other day i had a dream where i somehow managed to score an interview at betheny esda for a writer job on fallout 5 and, standing in front of a whiteboard (for some reason), i pointed to 'PROBLEM: PEOPLE HATE THE WRITING' and 'SOLUTION: I WILL MAKE PEOPLE HATE IT FOR WHOLE NEW REASONS' accompanied by a doodle of me giving a thumbs up and the dream ended when i was forcibly thrown out of the building

#text post #mr todd my budget is five hundred million dollars and to be left alone for eight years

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gamanyne · 4 months

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