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koos-kave · 4 months

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the sound I make falling off of a building

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koos-kave · 4 months

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Drove into a lake. Twice. In one week.

google maps wrapped 2023

you confused your right and left 523 times

your most traveled-to destination was your own home

you said "girl shut the fuck up" to the voice giving directions every time it told you you'd made a wrong turn

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koos-kave · 4 months

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White people be like “I love rap”

Meanwhile the rap:

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koos-kave · 4 months

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Puts him in The Jar™

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koos-kave · 4 months

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I fucked it up so hard today I can’t redeem myself

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koos-kave · 4 months

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Let’s kill ai art

Reblog to kill it faster

#Reblogs

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koos-kave · 4 months

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I can’t BELIEVE that this is CANON.

FOR FREE?? OBEY ME DEVS??

#He needs to be put on a leash #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me satan #HELP #obey me

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koos-kave · 4 months

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As someone with autism, Satan with an autistic MC would be so wholesome and perfect...

Satan who makes sure a MC always has a jacket and a spare pair of plastic gloves handy to help them with their sensory issues.

Satan who takes over some of autistic MC’s chores, cleaning the dirty dishes and dealing with leftovers so that MC doesn’t freak out when they have to touch it.

Satan who never leaves MC’s side at large gatherings lest they get overstimulated and run off again. The last time that happened it took everyone so long to find them. Luckily, MC was alright. They were tucked away in a small room in the castle to hide.

Satan who is perfectly alright with sitting silently in your room while the two of you work on your own things. Maayyybeee he wouldn’t mind it if you wanted to scoot closer to him.

DOESN’T LET DIFFERENT FOODS TOUCH ON YOUR PLATE!! WILL START A RIOT IF HE FINDS THAT ANYONE HAS LET FOODS TOUCH ON YOUR PLATE!!

…ahem

Satan who doesn’t find MC’s tendency to disappear without a trace frustrating. He knows they like to go ‘exploring’ alone, wandering off for a short while before returning to his side per usual. Maybe when you grow close enough you’ll take him on a little journey.

Satan who admires you and your love for certain things. No matter how trivial they may seem, he knows that those are the things that make up the world for you. He’ll gladly listen to you talk about your interests for hours.

Satan who takes your relationship as slow as you may need. Sexual intimacy doesn’t equal love to him. He’s okay with you touching him and not the other way around if that’s what you feel comfortable with.

Satan who seems to be the only one who understands MC’s reluctance to physical touch. He avoids touching MC whenever possible. He shows his affection for MC in other ways.

Taking them to a quiet cat café.

Taking them to a new pop up event for their favorite anime.

Hell, he even downloaded Mononoke Land so that when they went on walks together he could catch spirits alongside them. (He’s their only added friend on the game so he makes sure to send them gifts daily.)

When MC shyly hugs him for the first time he thinks he might combust on the spot— it’s such a special occasion for him!

You think you’re a burden and nuisance because you’re so different, yet to Satan, that’s what makes you so perfect. It’s what makes him love you so much.

(p.s,,, if it wouldn’t bother you I could be 💚anon or bitchass autistic anon! I don’t know if you label your anons or not. :) )

((also don’t feel pressured to respond or look at this ask! I just thought you might like it.))

This is so, so lovely and I really enjoyed reading all of your thoughts. And nobody has asked to be a tagged Anon before! Of course you can be 💚 Anon!

I feel like I don't have very much to say in response, because you've already put everything into words so wonderfully. I'm not autistic myself, but I know that there's some overlap with ADHD (my own diagnosis) when it comes to certain habits or behaviours, and I do some of the things that you've described so I feel like I can relate to a certain extent.

I do think that all of the OM boys would be supportive of an autistic partner (or any of the personal struggles that their partner might have, be they mental or physical) but I do also believe that Satan would be one of the best at intuitively knowing exactly what his partner wants and needs without having to ask for anything to be explained or spelled out for him.

Whether you HC Satan as autistic or not, he does have a lot of his own habits and behaviours that are somewhat similar, and he's good at figuring things out on his own even from very small or subtle hints.

If he sees you carefully separating the different foods on your plate (something many of his brothers would be too loud or rowdy during mealtimes to notice right away) he would make sure to keep your food clearly separated the next time it was his turn to make dinner, and would make sure to separate your food every time in the future as well.

If he notices the way you gently (or not-so-gently) pull away from physical contact, he will always be sure to refrain from touching you without your explicit permission; something that his other brothers (like Mammon, Asmo, or Beel, for example) might take longer to figure out, since they're just so used to hugging you or putting an arm around you without even thinking about it. Satan isn't the biggest fan of all the touchy-feely stuff either (we often see him yelling at his brothers not to touch him in the games) so he knows how you feel, and he doesn't want to intrude on your personal space.

He loves that you always listen to him whenever he has something to say, especially when he starts gushing at length about the current book he's reading or about the cat he saw on his way from from RAD that day. Nobody else really bothers to pay him any attention when he starts rambling like that - Levi is really the only one who can relate, but Levi also has trouble keeping himself from interrupting and going into his own long spiels. And Satan loves listening to you when you tell him all about your own hyperfixations in turn. It doesn't matter what you're rambling about, Satan is hanging on to every word.

Satan is a very meticulous person who would take his time to deeply and carefully consider all of the best ways he could support you and make you feel comfortable, without making you feel patronised or condescend to. He'd never want to make you feel like a child he was taking care of, because you are both perfectly equal in his eyes. He knows what it feels like to be seen as less than, thanks to many years of hinself only ever being seen as his rage. He never wants you to feel like just a diagnosis or just a disability. Like his Wrath, your autism is a part of you, but it is not all of you. It is not your entire identity or all that you are.

He loves you so, so much ♡

#obey me satan #Autism rules #Autism couple fr

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koos-kave · 4 months

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I need people to understand that sometimes autism is just this

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koos-kave · 4 months

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The joy is almost as dead as him!!

Ash Lynx from Banana Fish is a Killjoy!!

Requested by: Anonymous

#Banana fish #I’m sorry #hate me if you want

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koos-kave · 4 months

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Barbatos is the only person in existence to even begin to comprehend the FNaF lore. This is because nobody else in the three realms could process it all without immediately combusting from the sheer amount of har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har.

The burden of this forbidden knowledge leads to sleepless nights where only one single thought plagues Barbatos’ mind: was that truly the bite of ‘87?

#‘OMG BARBS IS THAT DREDSDH FAZBEARV?’ “No #that’s just a normal bear. Fucking moron.”#obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me one master to rule them all #omswd #barbatos obey me #obey me

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koos-kave · 4 months

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Lucifer is the type of guy who will gaslight himself into thinking he topped you. He did not.

Meanwhile…

Solomon is the type of guy that will gaslight you into thinking he topped you. He did not.

#obey me shitpost #solomon obey me #Lucifer obey me

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koos-kave · 4 months

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This is a fucking masterpiece this has literally inspired me to change my life. Starting today I will be reborn, I will live my best life and fly like a beautiful butterfly.

i can only make one good drawing per day, now u get this

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koos-kave · 5 months

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Satan isn’t the gentleman he usually is when under the weather…

I’ve never heard of proofreading or editing in my life.

•••

Satan gave a hoarse moan, his throat sore from violently coughing and retching throughout the day. He laid flat on the living room couch, neck propped up by two pillows, arm hanging over the side of the couch. Two fingers were lazily hooked under the rim of a plastic container just in case he needed to vomit.

He looked to be the teetering on the edge of the large cliff that is several minutes of consecutive vomiting (you knew from experience that Satan could win a competition when it came to longest sessions of nonstop vomiting.)

“Fuck…” He moaned yet again, cringing in discomfort from the bright light violating him from the hallway as you sauntered into his room. “I’m genuinely going to die.”

“Don’t be melodramatic,” you chided, “It’s definitely just a stomach bug. You’ll be over it in under a week.”

“You’ll be crying over my grave...”

“Whatever you say, pretty boy.”

The move he made to bring the bucket up to his level was so sudden that it caused you to jump back in surprise. It took you only a second to process what was going on before you were rushing to his side to gently sweep his golden hair out of his face.

——————————— shit below—————————————

•What’s happened to your chivalrous and romantic boyfriend?!

•If anyone had a problem with him acting all pretentious before they’ll certainly love him now since all of a sudden he’s sleazier than Mammon. (Sorry Mams.)

•You’ll notice that he doesn’t want to talk much when he’s ill. He instead opts for making noises and pestering you until you manage to figure out what it is he wants.

•Sometimes you won’t be able to find him. If that’s the case, check under a pile of your clothes or blankets.

•Sometimes he’ll be in the strangest places.

•You screamed so loud when a hand reached out to grab your ankle from under the couch that Leviathan paused his game to come check on you.

•Satan is a little whiny bitch when he’s ill.

•A little whiny horny bitch.

•He tells you that it’s somehow your fault for not knocking. You’re sure he left the door unlocked on purpose for you, he would never run the risk of having one of his brothers walk in on him.

•He gets a tad bit grumpy, often hurling insults at whoever gets on his nerves.

•For some strange reason he really loves watching reality television when sick.

•And he absolutely despises reality television.

•Except for the Great British Baking Show, literally everyone knows that it’s the shit.

•If you find him wandering about when he’s sick he’s ALWAYS wrapped in his favorite Hello Kitty blanket.

•You think he manages to look even sexier when he’s sick. He’s absolutely slaying that fever.

•Whenever he runs to the nearest bathroom you’ll time him to see how long it takes him to stop retching.

•Mammon takes bets on how long it’ll take him to be out, he also takes beatings from Satan if he manages to find out Mammon is trying to make a quick buck from his torment.

•He avoids Lucifer like the plague when sick.

•He loves it when you feed him, however, he doesn’t really like it when you announce “here comes the airplane!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Loud enough for everyone in the house to hear.

•Tells you increasingly strange factoids depending on how sick he’s feeling.

•Prefers to use a tablet to read when sick.

•Sends you countless scientific articles and even more random facts if you go to school while he stays home sick.

•He’s not afraid to admit he enjoys your pampering.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me satan #obey me headcanons #Satan x reader #i hate this so much 😭

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koos-kave · 5 months

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do it do it do it do it do it do it do it