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blobfish99 · 5 years
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how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”
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blobfish99 · 6 years
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Hermione: What do you think is the most appropriate solution to overpopulation?
Harry: Contraception
Ginny: Education
Luna: Laws that require every orphaned homeless kid to be adopted so that everyone has their own kids without producing more babies
Ron: Or we could just fly all the extra people to Mars
Draco[recently introduced to muggle entertainment]: Even better - the Hunger Games.
Hermione: Draco no
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blobfish99 · 6 years
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pillow harry <3
That’s how Ginny invited herself to stay the night at Harry’s place after her very first exhausting professional Quidditch practice. Eventually, he didn’t want her to leave too and they both moved in together :)
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blobfish99 · 6 years
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the weasleys at the beach
ginny: *gets buried by fred and george*
ginny: check it out, i'm a sand witch
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blobfish99 · 6 years
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blobfish99 · 9 years
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blobfish99 · 9 years
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“I don’t dance.”
Her hand was still stretched out towards him, and his arms were folded tightly across his chest. She narrowed her eyes, and smirked at him. James almost regretted the influence he’d had over that smirk since they started dating,
Almost.
“I don’t believe you.”
“It’s true.”
“Gryffindor’s golden boy can’t dance?”
“Shut up.”
Keep reading
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blobfish99 · 9 years
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We all know this is how life for Harry should have been.
A mother and father, both proud of their son.
An uncle like figure and the other his god father.
No worries, just a happy wizard family.
(*cries silently*)
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blobfish99 · 9 years
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jealous!draco
"Where the fuck have you been?"
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me. We said 8 o’clock, it’s almost 9."
"I got caught up at work, I had to talk to Harry."
"You were with Potter? What did he want? If he put one finger on you-"
"Draco! Stop it! Harry is my best friend, you’re being irrational."
"Irrational? Potter’s been trying it on for years!"
"What? He’s with Ginny! He loves Ginny!”
"Bullshit."
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blobfish99 · 9 years
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"Granger and Malfoy would either kill each other or rule the world together"
true
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blobfish99 · 9 years
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Can we all just take a moment and imagine Draco giving Scorpius "the talk"
Draco: um... son?
Scorpius: yes father?
Draco: your mother and I have decided that...its time that... you and I
Draco: ...talk about...
Draco: ....sex
Scorpius: no
Draco: what?
Scorpius: oh merlin please no
Draco: n-no?
Scorpius: NO JUST NO
Draco: NO, OKAY. NO.
Later
Draco: that went better than I thought
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blobfish99 · 9 years
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blobfish99 · 9 years
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So a dear friend of mine asked me why I shipped Hermione and Draco
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Maybe it’s the mark…
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Or it could be the chemistry of their fights…
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God, It might even be the actors…
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my all time favourite…
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will always be..
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THE FAN EDITS…
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blobfish99 · 9 years
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Scars show us where we have been, they do not dictate where we are going.
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blobfish99 · 9 years
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Mean Girls of Hogwarts : part 3
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Favourite female characters: Hermione Granger
“Hermione drew herself to her full height; her eyes were narrowed and her hair seemed to crackle with electricity. "No," she said, her voice quivering with anger, "but I will write to your mother.” 
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blobfish99 · 9 years
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( insp )
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