It is one of the most meaningless thing I’ve done in time - all least-to-most ranks and just characters’ fact answers (those that with no pictures) from oficial Ask Arcana gathered in one place. Have no idea what that information could be used for and if it even useful but it kept me occupied and distracted from some life shit for a while, so let it be.
who is most to least likely to enjoy the movie Frozen?
Lucio, Portia, Julian, Asra, Muriel, Nadia
Out of the cast, who is the most to least likely to be the jealous type?
Portia, Lucio, Muriel & Nadia (tied), Julian, Asra
would you like to rank the characters from who cries most to least ugly? like from sniveling to shoujo manga tears?
Muriel, Lucio, Julian, Portia, Asra, Nadia
who is the most to least superstitious
Portia, Julian, Nadia, Lucio, Asra, Muriel
most to least excited to be at a WWE event
Portia, Lucio, Asra, Julian, Nadia, Muriel
From worst to best at handling children
Nadia, Lucio, Muriel, Asra, Portia, Julian
From worst to best for alcohol tolerance
Muriel, Asra, Lucio, Julian, Portia, Nadia
Character ranking from best at keeping secrets to loose-liped gossip?
Asra, Muriel, Nadia, Lucio, Portia, Julian
best to worst dancers?
Asra, Portia, Julian, Nadia, Lucio, Muriel
Most to Least likely to slap you for stealing a mcnugget
Nadia, Lucio, Asra, Portia, Julian, Muriel
Least to most likely to eat something weird (read: probably shouldn't be eaten) because of a dare?
Nadia, Julian, Muriel, Lucio, Portia, Asra and not even on a dare
how old are each of the revealed characters?
everyone is old, but in order of least old to most old: Asra, Portia, Muriel, Julian, Lucio, Nadia
Who's the best kisser? Who's the worst?
Best kisser: Faust (good snake smooches)
Worst kissers: Mercedes and Melchior (too much cronch)
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If the main 6 played MTG what color decks would they play?
Asra: Blue
Nadia: White
Julian: Black (Portia made his for him)
Portia: White/Green
Muriel: Green
Lucio: Red
How did cast look as babies?
Nadia: The best baby, perfect in form and function
Asra: A cute baby, always looking around
Julian: Not the most handsome baby, a little gangly
Portia: Round, squealing delightful baby
Lucio: Red-faced screaming awful baby
Muriel: Sturdy and well insulated for the long winter
Of the main six characters, which ones are capable of juggling and which ones would absolutely love doing needlepoint?
capable of juggling: Portia, Asra, Muriel
absolutely love doing needlepoint: Nadia, Julian
incapable of juggling/ absolutely hate doing needlepoint: Lucio
what would the cast choose as their job in the mmo final Fantasy XIV?
Julian: Dragoon
Asra: Astrologian
Lucio: Ninja, but he messes up the mudras
Nadia: Machinist
Portia: Summoner
Muriel: Paladin
What would be the favorite attractions/rides of the cast at Disney?
Julian: Pirates of the Caribbean
Asra: Astro Orbiter
Lucio: Tower of Terror (RIP)
Muriel: Matterhorn
Portia: California Screamin'
Nadia: Carousel of Progress
What do the rest of the cast smell like?
Nadia: Les Larmes Sacree Du Thebes by Baccarat
Asra: Lord of Misrule Lush Shower Cream
Julian: Leather seats in a rental car
Portia: Cocoa butter and laundry soap
Lucio: Fireball, Axe body spray & ass
Muriel: myrrh
What board game would The Arcana gang be?
Nadia: Clue
Asra: Twister
Julian: Sorry!
Portia: Mouse Trap
Lucio: Monopoly
Muriel: Guess Who
Who do all the cast main in over watch?
Nadia: Ana
Asra: Sombra
Julian: Reaper
Portia: Zarya
Muriel: Bastion
Lucio: Genji
If everyone participated in a Winter Olympic sport, which one would they be in?
Nadia: figure skate (singles)
Asra: snowboarding
Julian: alpine ski
Portia: freestyle ski
Muriel: luge
Lucio: ice hockey
Main casts Starbucks orders?
Julian: Black coffee and he flirts with the barista until it’s ready.
Nadia: London Fog Latte. She comes in at exactly 8 every morning.
Asra: Matcha latte unless there’s a new radioactive-looking Frappuccino flavor and then he gets that.
Muriel: Waiting outside in the car, asks Asra to get him a water. Asra comes back with a hot chocolate and a cake pop. Muriel grumbles but accepts them every time.
Lucio: Salted Caramel Mocha extra whip extra sprinkles nonfat no foam soy upside down actually coconut milk instead and then he yells at you if you get it wrong.
Portia: Pink Drink and all the baristas get excited when she walks in because they love her and she always tips.
The cast as Kanye songs
Nadia: Power
Lucio: No Church in the Wild
Asra: Love Lockdown
Julian: Heartless
Portia: Paranoid
Muriel: Coldest Winter
Which characters would be in the fire, water, earth, and air nations?
Slightly different from what you asked, but:
Asra - waterbender
Nadia - airbender
Julian & Portia - non-benders
Muriel - Earthbender
Lucio - Firebender
What kind of parents are the cast at their child’s soccer game?
Nadia: standing on the sidelines in sunglasses and heels biting her thumbnail and watching every move on the field because she doesnt trust the ref
Asra: cheers whenever anything happens, takes as many kids as can fit in the car out for ice cream but doesn’t check with the parents
Julian: chats up the other parents relentlessly and isn’t watching when his kid gets hit in the face with the ball
Portia: “cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon AW WHAT WAS THAT”
Muriel: watching from the parking lot inside the car
Lucio: yelling on the phone the whole time, spills all 24 oz of his salted caramel mocha on the bench and doesn’t do anything about it
Which Disney movie is the favorite of each of the cast?
Nadia: Fantasia 2000
Asra: The Emperor’s New Groove
Julian: Muppet Treasure Island
Portia: Muppet Treasure Island
Muriel: The Fox and the Hound
Lucio: Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True
what kind of youtube channel would each character have (letsplay, cooking, craft, etc)?
Asra: very unstructured mostly-cooking channel that also features videos of him just eating weird things, and videos of Faust existing and being cute
Nadia: beauty guru with very polished high-end editing
Julian: doesn’t know how to use youtube but Portia made an account for him and uploads her shaky/blurry phone videos of his jazz performances
Portia: likes and comments on all of Nadia’s videos while occasionally posting cute cat vids
Muriel: does not have an internet connection
Lucio: extremely loud letsplayer, mostly FPS
What would the cast be as animal crossing villagers?
Muriel: Cranky Bear
Julian: Smug Eagle
Portia: Uchi Cat
Nadia: Snooty Ostrich
Asra: Lazy Wolf
Lucio: Jock Goat
What Fire Emblem Fates' classes would each character be?
Asra - Diviner
Nadia - Priestess
Julian - Adventurer
Portia - Maid
Muriel - Wolfskin
Lucio - Berserker
if the arcana cast were naruto characters, which ones would they be
Portia: Naruto
Muriel: Gaara
Lucio: Orochimaru
Julian: Itachi
Asra: Kakashi
Nadia: Fancy Shikamaru
If the characters of arcana watched rupaul's drag race who would be their faves?
Nadia: bebe, raja, peppermint
Asra: yara, aja, adore
Julian: nina bo’nina, sasha, raven
Portia: chichi, bob, ginger
Lucio: willam, kimora, mimi imfurst
Muriel: Latrice Royale
WHAT ARE THE CHARAS PREFERRED FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM?
Nadia: Lavender Lemon
Asra: Rainbow Sorbet
Julian: Pistachio
Portia: Cookie Dough
Muriel: Rocky Road
Lucio: Red Velvet
Please please arcana cast as mcr songs
Lucio: It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Deathwish
Julian: Thank You For The Venom
Asra: Welcome To The Black Parade
Muriel: House of Wolves
Nadia: You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison
Portia: Give Em Hell Kid
What are the characters going to be for Halloween?
Asra - glow-in-the-dark mermaid
Nadia - [elegant ballgown interpretation of] a swan
Julian - tortured vampire/werewolf hybrid
Muriel - sheet ghost
Portia - ninja turtle
Lucio - slutty angel
Faust - a very long hot dog
If you had to assign the characters from the Arcana to characters from Labyrinth who would they be?
Nadia: Jareth
Asra: Sara
Julian: Sir Didymus
Portia: Hoggle
Muriel: Ludo
Lucio: The Chilly Down birds
What's each character's favourite fruits?
Nadia: Concord Grape
Asra: Blue Raspberry
Julian: Fig
Portia: Banana
Muriel: Lemon
Lucio: Pomegranate
what's everyone's favorite season?
Asra - spring
Nadia - summer
Julian - autumn
Muriel - winter
Portia - spring
Lucio - summer
Who would the Arcana cast be in a cliche Noir Film?
Nadia: boss with kinetic ball bearing desk ornament and brandy in the drawer
Asra: first love turned old flame that you run into halfway around the world
Julian: haggard scientist with an unbuttoned shirt scribbling on the walls
Portia: wisecracking secretary who takes a bus a train and a ferry to work
Muriel: ominous farmer that lets people use the phone after a car breaks down
Lucio: raging starlet shattering a vase after being blacklisted by every studio
The Arcana cast as Michael Jackson songs?
Nadia: Man in the Mirror
Asra: You Are Not Alone
Julian: Smooth Criminal
Portia: Will You Be There
Muriel: Ben
Lucio: Bad
What would each character be in cats?
This probably wasn’t supposed to be Cats the musical but if you think i’m gonna pass this up
Nadia: None they’re all awful/ Munkustrap
Asra: Mister Mistoffelees
Julian: Macavity
Portia: Jennyanydots
Lucio: Rum Tum Tugger
Muriel: Grizabella
what would their favorite emojis be?
Asra: 🌚
Nadia: 🍷
Julian: 🎷
Portia: 👀
Muriel: 👁
Lucio: 💃💸😏👑
What panic at the disco songs describe each character best?
Julian: Death of a Bachelor
Asra: I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Portia: She’s a Handsome Woman
Nadia: Northern Downpour
Lucio: Victorious
Muriel: From a Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins
What stereotypes for a super cliché highschool do the characters fall into?
Nadia: Valedictorian who has been doing independent study and hasn’t set foot in the building for the past two years
Asra: Shows up late every class with loud ass Sunchips, does homework in glow in the dark gel pen
Julian: Eats lunch with his teacher so they can keep talking about mitochondria
Portia: Gets really hype about dances, always ends up fighting at dances
Muriel: Puts away all the folding chairs that everyone left behind
Lucio: Gets on the intercom to talk shit about the teacher who gave him a D+ on his plagiarized essay
What sports would the characters play? And would they be any good at those sports?
Muriel: Any solitary sport. He likes track and shotput.
Nadia: Swimming. She isn’t on a team, she just likes the water.
Portia: Wrestling. She’s got a few championship belts.
Julian: Grandma Devorak forced him to take One Sport in high school, and he chose long-distance running.
Asra: Beach volleyball and snowboarding. He’s just there to have a good time.
Lucio: Ice hockey, but he spends it mostly punching other players.
what dragons from books/movies/games match each character best, would you say?
As for dragons, one of our writers plays Flight Rising obsessively so here’s every character as a Flight Rising breed.
Asra: Fae
Nadia: Imperial
Lucio: Wildclaw
Muriel: Guardian
Julian: Skydancer
Portia: Snapper
What is each character most likely to do with the mc when they're feeling 'unusually affectionate'?
Nadia: feed them champagne grapes and engage them in conversation so she can watch them try to talk with their mouth full
Asra: stare at them and stop acknowledging anyone or anything else
Julian: preen and spoil them to the point of being a public embarrassment
Portia: constant cuddly contact
Muriel: follow them at a respectable distance
Lucio: belt out an aria at the sight of them
What's everyone favorite manga if they read any in this world?
Nadia: Rose of Versailles
Asra: Yugioh
Julian: Blackjack
Portia: Ranma ½
Muriel: Hunter x Hunter
Lucio: Berserk
how much does faust like all the characters? like, who does she like the most/least? does she like the main character at all?
Faust adores the main character almost as much as she loves Asra. But if she had to choose from the rest:
Most good smelling: Nadia
Most fun to squeeze: Julian
Most too big to eat: Muriel
Most hard to hide from: Portia
Most attackable: Lucio
what kind of drunk is everybody?
Nadia: capable, professional drunk on the move. Never in the same room twice
Asra: touchy-feely but won’t leave the couch, still somehow manages to catch on fire
Julian: morphs into The Storyteller, everyone in earshot ends up caught in a dramatic reenactment of his life story waiting for him to take a breath but he never does
Portia: makes 6 new friends in the bathroom line
Muriel: moody, talks to no one, keeps taking everybody’s empty bottles out to the trash
Lucio: the loudest, the drama, the legend, the first to dip out when the cops show up
Of the Characters: Who tells a dirty joke? Who doesn't understand it? Who is disgusted? Who laughs? Who hides a smile? Who gets annoyed?
Lucio: tells a dirty joke
Muriel: doesn’t understand it
Julian: is disgusted
Asra: laughs
Portia: hides a smile
Nadia: gets annoyed
What are the characters usual reactions when subbing their toes?
Nadia: It Does Not Happen
Asra: hops it off
Julian: hissing, closes his eyes while he savors the pain
Portia: (string of curses) “ok………. i’m fine”
Muriel: doesn’t notice because his toes are too far away
Lucio: shrieks, revenge kicks the wall, shrieks harder
what you think everyones deadly sin would be?
the deadly cliches:
Nadia - Pride
Asra - Lust
Julian - Wrath
Portia - Envy
Muriel - Sloth
Lucio - Gluttony
On a scale of good to bad, who sings karaoke?
Nadia has a silky voice with impeccable vibrato. But she only sings karaoke alone in the bath.
Asra has an airy, intimate voice. He’s the worst at karaoke because he doesn’t even get up off the couch.
Julian has very limited singing ability, but he will talk sing the whole way through if he has to. He’s great at duets, somehow.
Portia has a throaty, powerful voice. She brings the house down with Heart and Bonnie Tyler ballads, even if she squeaks on the high notes.
Muriel has a gravelly grumble that he is convinced is useless for singing and if you hand him the microphone he’ll drop it and go stand in the corner.
Lucio has an overdone musical theater voice but he is tone deaf. He will shout out the high notes and power through the rest and if you try to skip his song there will be hell to pay
which social media platform which each character Prefer™ ?
Asra - twitter (RTs a lot of memes and shitposts, posts incomprehensible dril-like tweets at 3am)
Nadia - instagram (flawless makeup and aesthetic™)
Julian - yahoo answers
Portia - snapchat
Muriel - what is social media
Lucio - LinkedIn (you will NEVER stop getting email notifications from him)
what dnd classes would the cast be (like mage, assassin, cleric etc)?
Nadia: Paladin
Asra: Warlock
Julian: Rogue
Portia: Bard
Muriel: Fighter
Lucio: Barbarian
what would each characters spice girl name be
Asra: Mystery Spice
Nadia: Boss Spice
Julian: Suffering Spice
Portia: Sassy Spice
Muriel: Surly Spice
Lucio: Spicy Spice
how complicated is each character's personal hygiene routine?
Nadia’s personal hygiene routine: an exact science and takes a practiced team of servants to execute.
Julian’s personal hygiene routine: splashing his face 5-7 times and gargling with his famous mint vodka peroxide formula
Asra’s personal hygiene routine: sticking his head underwater until he’s awake
Portia’s personal hygiene routine: putting her hair in a bun and scrubbing herself with a cloth and bucket down by the frog pond
Lucio’s personal hygiene routine: milk and caviar bath every 13 hours
Muriel’s personal hygiene routine: standing in the pouring rain
What's everyone's favorite alcoholic drinks?
Asra - St Germain, tequila, blue curaçao, lime juice, hibiscus syrup (serve in a champagne flute or martini glass, garnished with a wildflower or tiny umbrella)
Julian - whiskey, Kahlua, Grand Marnier, lemon juice (serve in a highball glass)
Nadia - Chambord, white wine, seltzer (serve in a wine glass, chilled or on the rocks)
Portia - beer & apple cider with a shot of rum (serve in a lowball glass)
Muriel - Baileys, butterscotch schnapps, hot chocolate (serve warm, in your coziest mug)
Lucio - Jägermeister & Goldschläger topped with overproof rum (serve as a flaming shot)
what would be each of the characters' favorite genre of music?
Asra: Bossa Nova and EDM
Nadia: Obscure Opera and Calming beach sounds
Julian: 20 minute tracks of Quality Jazz
Portia: Reggae and dad rock
Muriel: New wave and white noise
Lucio: Top 40 and Dark Funky Disco
who would the arcana characters be from mean girls??
Asra: the guy who asked what day it was
Nadia: cady
Julian: gretchen weiners
Portia: janis
Lucio: regina george
Muriel: damian
Which Hogwarts house would each of the Main Cast belong in?
Asra & Julian - Ravenclaw
Nadia - Slytherin
Portia & Muriel - Hufflepuff
Lucio - Gryffindor
What would the characters modern!au job/career of choice be?
Lucio owns and manages several nightclubs and has a trashy daytime talk show
Asra does really low-budget magic shows at kids’ birthday parties by day, and DJs at one of Lucio’s clubs at night
Nadia is the city mayor, an international chess champion, and concert pianist
Portia works at Home Depot (used to be a waitress at Red Lobster but the tips were terrible), but she wants to be a zookeeper
Julian is a doctor at an underfunded hospital with lots of drama
Muriel lives off the grid in a broken-down van in the woods
Just due to mild curiosity what would be the casts favorite musicals?
Asra - Legally Blonde: The Musical
Nadia - Chicago
Julian - Les Mis
Muriel - Wicked
Portia - Cats!
Lucio - Phantom of the Opera / Kinky Boots (it’s a tie)
what cryptid is every character
Asra = Chupacabra
Julian = Mothman
Nadia = Nessie
Portia = Loveland Frog
Muriel = Bigfoot
Lucio = Jersey Devil
how would the game's characters celebrate the MC's birthday with them??
Asra would take them on a long journey without telling them where they were going (but would keep them entertained with riddles) to a scenic oasis, where he would pretend to drown so MC has to dive into the water and at the bottom is a magic flute that can summon a swarm of bees (their favorite!)
Nadia would throw a tastefully brief festival in their honor. MC would be lavished with pampering (by professional pamperers) from dawn to dusk and when the clock struck midnight, they would be presented with seven bejeweled eagles (one for every day of the week)
Julian would meet them for dinner in a shady tavern, bring them heaping plates of food and offer unsolicited advice for the coming year. About halfway through the meal he would have to scramble out the back door because law enforcement arrived on the scene but he’d put it an order in the kitchen to bring them something for dessert
Lucio would declare the day a holiday and call it Day of the Beloved One of Lucio. They would have to sit uncomfortably still while a master artiste painted their portrait and a mile-long line of peasants laid gifts at their feet.
Muriel doesn’t celebrate birthdays because time is a human construct
Portia would throw a big loud party with a barbecue :D
Since it is soon, what would the characters do for Valentines day with us (the MC)?
Nadia would take you on an elegant river cruise stocked with 130 varieties of tiny cake and a private crooner hired to serenade you but she would end up throwing them overboard for not hitting the high notes
Asra would take you to the mall and splurge on all the stuff you both can’t afford but wait way too long to get lunch so you get into a fight and he proposes in the food court
Julian would show up on the 15th after with all the candy he scored at 75% off, pretend it was on purpose that he got the day wrong, and wake you up at 3 am to come clean because the guilt was eating him alive
Muriel would light some scented candles, cook up a sensual meal and throw a bearskin rug in front of the fireplace for you to enjoy alone while he escapes into the woods
Portia would pack a picnic of chicken and tortilla chips, take you to the beach where you could splash around until the sun goes down and lull you to sleep on the sandy blanket with her acoustic guitar
Lucio would have servants fill your room with floor to ceiling flowers while you sleep and wait impatiently for you to wake up like
Would you roommate with any of the characters?
it’s hard to decide, so here are some pros and cons
Asra - pro: never home / con: leaves dishes in the sink for weeks
Nadia - pro: your home will be spotless / con: it’s spotless because she orders you to clean it for her
Julian - pro: medical professional / con: half of your apartment is now this
rate the characters on how #extra they are
Muriel: 4/10
Lucio: 13/10
Everyone else: 10/10
Which character could be best described as "tender"?? "Spicy"???
“tender”: Muriel
“tender”/“Spicy”: Asra, Portia
“Spicy”/”tender”: Julian, Nadia
“Spicy”: Lucio
what the favorite Pokemon of all the characters were.
Asra - Ekans, Delphox, Espeon
Nadia - Noctowl, Gardevoir, Musharna
Julian - Absol, Bisharp, Murkrow
Portia - Chansey, Politoed, Hoothoot
Muriel - Pangoro, Aggron, Wigglytuff
Lucio - Houndoom, Pyroar, Skarmory
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An ancient Letter written to a friend
is seen in Today’s reading with the Letter of Philemon:
Paul, a prisoner of Jesus the Anointed One, with our brother Timothy, to you, beloved Philemon, our fellow worker; and to Apphia our sister, to Archippus our fellow soldier, and to the church that gathers in your house. May grace and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus the Anointed surround you.
I am constantly thanking God for you in my prayers because I keep hearing about your love and faith toward our Lord Jesus and all those set apart for His purposes. Here’s what I’ve been praying on your behalf:
Thank You, Father, for Philemon. I pray that as he goes and tells his story of faith, he would tell everyone so that they will know for certain all the good that comes to those who put their trust in the Anointed One.
My brother, because you are out there encouraging and reviving the hearts of fellow saints with such love, this brings great joy and comfort to me.
Although I am bold enough in the Anointed, our Liberating King, to insist you do the right thing, instead I choose to appeal to you on account of love. I do this for my own sake since I, Paul, am an old man and am held prisoner because of my service to Jesus the Anointed. I make this request on behalf of my child, Onesimus, whom I brought to faith during my time in prison. Before, he was useless to you; but now he is useful to both you and me. Listen, I am sending my heart back to you as I send him to stand before you, although truly I wished to keep him at my side to take your place as my helper while I am bound for the good news. But I didn’t want to make this decision without asking for your permission. This way, any goodwill on your part wouldn’t be seen as forced, but as your true and free desire.
Maybe this is the reason why he was supposed to be away from you for this time: so that now you will have him back forever—no longer as a slave, but as more than a slave—as a dear brother. Yes, he is dear to me, but I suspect he will come to mean even more to you, both in the flesh as a servant and in the Lord as a brother.
So if you look upon me as your partner in this mission, then I ask you to open your heart to him as you would welcome me. And if he has wronged you or owes you anything, charge it to me. Look, I’ll put it here in my own handwriting: I, Paul, promise to repay you everything. (Should I remind you that you owe me your life?) Indeed, brother, I want you to do me this favor out of obedience to our Lord. It will refresh my heart in Him. This letter comes, written with the confidence that you will not only do what I ask, but will also go beyond all I have asked.
One more thing: you should get a room ready for me as I hope to be released to you soon in answer to your prayers. Epaphras (my fellow prisoner in Jesus, the Anointed One) greets you, as well as my fellow workers Mark, Aristarchus, Demas, and Luke.
May the grace of the Lord Jesus the Anointed be with your spirit. [Amen.]
The Letter of Philemon (The Voice)
and as the paired chapter of the Testaments in Jeremiah 8 we read of a time in ancient History when people turned their backs on truth, turning away from God our Creator to offer their hearts to created things such as worship of the sun and moon and stars which God created to be enjoyed, not as spiritual forms of worship.
[Jeremiah 8]
“And when the time comes”—God’s Decree!—“I’ll see to it that they dig up the bones of the kings of Judah, the bones of the princes and priests and prophets, and yes, even the bones of the common people. They’ll dig them up and spread them out like a congregation at worship before sun, moon, and stars, all those sky gods they’ve been so infatuated with all these years, following their ‘lucky stars’ in doglike devotion. The bones will be left scattered and exposed, to reenter the soil as fertilizer, like manure.
“Everyone left—all from this evil generation unlucky enough to still be alive in whatever godforsaken place I will have driven them to—will wish they were dead.” Decree of God-of-the-Angel-Armies.
[To Know Everything but God’s Word]
“Tell them this, God’s Message:
“‘Do people fall down and not get up?
Or take the wrong road and then just keep going?
So why does this people go backward,
and just keep on going—backward!
They stubbornly hold on to their illusions,
refuse to change direction.
I listened carefully
but heard not so much as a whisper.
No one expressed one word of regret.
Not a single “I’m sorry” did I hear.
They just kept at it, blindly and stupidly
banging their heads against a brick wall.
Cranes know when it’s time
to move south for winter.
And robins, warblers, and bluebirds
know when it’s time to come back again.
But my people? My people know nothing,
not the first thing of God and his rule.
“‘How can you say, “We know the score.
We’re the proud owners of God’s revelation”?
Look where it’s gotten you—stuck in illusion.
Your religion experts have taken you for a ride!
Your know-it-alls will be unmasked,
caught and shown up for what they are.
Look at them! They know everything but God’s Word.
Do you call that “knowing”?
“‘So here’s what will happen to the know-it-alls:
I’ll make them wifeless and homeless.
Everyone’s after the dishonest dollar,
little people and big people alike.
Prophets and priests and everyone in between
twist words and doctor truth.
My dear Daughter—my people—broken, shattered,
and yet they put on Band-Aids,
Saying, “It’s not so bad. You’ll be just fine.”
But things are not “just fine”!
Do you suppose they are embarrassed
over this outrage?
Not really. They have no shame.
They don’t even know how to blush.
There’s no hope for them. They’ve hit bottom
and there’s no getting up.
As far as I’m concerned,
they’re finished.’” God has spoken.
“‘I went out to see if I could salvage anything’”
—God’s Decree—
“‘but found nothing:
Not a grape, not a fig,
just a few withered leaves.
I’m taking back
everything I gave them.’”
So why are we sitting here, doing nothing?
Let’s get organized.
Let’s go to the big city
and at least die fighting.
We’ve gotten God’s ultimatum:
We’re damned if we do and damned if we don’t—
damned because of our sin against him.
We hoped things would turn out for the best,
but it didn’t happen that way.
We were waiting around for healing—
and terror showed up!
From Dan at the northern borders
we hear the hooves of horses,
Horses galloping, horses neighing.
The ground shudders and quakes.
They’re going to swallow up the whole country.
Towns and people alike—fodder for war.
“‘What’s more, I’m dispatching
poisonous snakes among you,
Snakes that can’t be charmed,
snakes that will bite you and kill you.’”
God’s Decree!
[Advancing from One Evil to the Next]
I drown in grief.
I’m heartsick.
Oh, listen! Please listen! It’s the cry of my dear people
reverberating through the country.
Is God no longer in Zion?
Has the King gone away?
Can you tell me why they flaunt their plaything-gods,
their silly, imported no-gods before me?
The crops are in, the summer is over,
but for us nothing’s changed.
We’re still waiting to be rescued.
For my dear broken people, I’m heartbroken.
I weep, seized by grief.
Are there no healing ointments in Gilead?
Isn’t there a doctor in the house?
So why can’t something be done
to heal and save my dear, dear people?
The Book of Jeremiah, Chapter 8 (The Message)
to be accompanied by inspiration from Today’s reading in the Psalms and Proverbs about trusting in God in the midst of a crazy world:
[Psalm 4]
For the worship leader. A song of David accompanied by strings.
Answer my prayers, O True God, the righteous, who makes me right.
I was hopelessly surrounded, and You rescued me.
Once again hear me; hide me in Your favor;
bring victory in defeat and hope in hopelessness.
How long will you sons of Adam steal my dignity, reduce my glory to shame?
Why pine for the fruitless and dream a delusion?
[pause]
Understand this: The Eternal One treats as special those like Him.
The Eternal will answer my prayers and save me.
Think long; think hard. When you are angry, don’t let it carry you into sin.
When night comes, in calm be silent.
[pause]
From this day forward, offer to God the right sacrifice from a heart made right by God.
Entrust yourself to the Eternal.
Crowds of disheartened people ask, “Who can show us what is good?”
Let Your brilliant face shine upon us, O Eternal One, that we may know the undeniable answer.
You have filled me with joy, and happiness has risen in my heart, great delight and unrivaled joy,
even more than when bread abounds and wine flows freely.
Tonight I will sleep securely on a bed of peace
because I trust You, You alone, O Eternal One, will keep me safe.
The Book of Psalms, Poem 4 (The Voice)
Complain if you must, but don’t lash out.
Keep your mouth shut, and let your heart do the talking.
Build your case before God and wait for his verdict.
The Book of Psalms, Poem 4:4-5 (The Message)
and from the lines of Psalm 66 we read of the fear and wonder of God, with fear being respect (reverence) and is unlike the fear of man which is based on manipulation:
[Psalm 66]
For the worship leader. A song.
Shout out to God, all the earth.
Erupt with joy to the one True God!
Sing of the glory due His name!
Offer Him the most magnificent praises!
Say to God, “All You have done is wondrous and causes fear!
Your power is mighty, and Your enemies pretend to submit to You.
The entire earth will bow down to worship You
and will sing glory-songs to You;
they will sing praises to Your name!
[pause]
Come and witness the True God’s endless works.
His miraculous deeds done on behalf of humanity inspire fear.
The Book of Psalms, Poem 66:1-5 (The Voice)
to be concluded by inspiration in seeking wisdom and truth in Today’s chapter of Proverbs:
Gather, children, to hear your father’s instruction.
Pay close attention so you will understand,
For I am passing down to you important precepts.
Do not abandon these valuable life lessons.
Back when I was young—the very image of my father,
and yet from my mother’s view, still her only boy—
My father, with his years of experience, became my teacher.
Father: Son, grab on to every word I say to you—hold them close—
stay true to my instructions as you live, and they will serve you well.
Whatever it takes to gain Wisdom, do it.
To gain understanding, do it! Never forget this!
Never stray from what I am telling you.
If you don’t forsake Lady Wisdom, she will protect you.
Love her, and she will faithfully take care of you.
Gaining sound judgment is key, so first things first: go after Lady Wisdom!
Now, whatever else you do, follow through to understanding.
Cherish her, and she will help you rise above the confusion of life—
your possibilities will open up before you—
embrace her, and she will raise you to a place of honor in return.
She will provide the finishing touch to your character—grace;
she will give you an elegant confidence.
Hear my words, my son, and take them in;
let them soak in so that you will live a long, full life.
I have pointed you in the way of wisdom;
I have steered you down the path to integrity.
So get going. And as you go, know this: with integrity you will overcome all obstacles;
even if you run, you will not stumble.
Tighten your grip around wise advice; don’t let it slip away.
Protect Wisdom, for without her, life isn’t worth living.
Do not start down the road of the wicked—
the first step is easy, but it leads to heartache—
do not go along the way of evildoers.
Stay away from it; don’t even go past it—
and if you find yourself anywhere near it,
turn your back and run as far as you can in the opposite direction.
For evildoers are so twisted they cannot sleep unless they have caused harm;
they’ll lie awake all night until they figure out a way to cause someone to stumble.
For they feed on evil the way most eat bread;
they drink violence the way most guzzle wine.
Yet the way of those who do right is like the early morning sun
that shines brighter and brighter until noon.
Evildoers travel a dark road because they love to hide their deeds in darkness;
they can’t see the perils ahead that cause them to stumble.
My son, pay attention to all the words I am telling you.
Lean in closer so you may hear all I say.
Keep them before you; meditate on them;
set them safely in your heart.
For those who discover them, they are life.
They bring wholeness and healing to their bodies.
Above all else, watch over your heart; diligently guard it
because from a sincere and pure heart come the good and noble things of life.
Do away with any talk that twists and distorts the truth;
have nothing to do with any verbal trickery.
Keep your head up, your eyes straight ahead,
and your focus fixed on what is in front of you.
Take care you don’t stray from the straight path, the way of truth,
and you will safely reach the end of your road.
Do not veer off course to the right or the left;
step away from evil, and leave it behind.
The Book of Proverbs, Chapter 4 (The Voice)
Keep vigilant watch over your heart;
that’s where life starts.
The Book of Proverbs, Chapter 4:23 (The Message)
my reading in the Scriptures for August 4, day 45 of Summer and day 216 of the year:
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