fellas, is it gay to accidentally confess your long-withheld feelings towards your best friend in the heat of an argument?

Mysterious disappearances of silly dogs from the local park.

No one files missing reports.

Some doodles of Matt, Breq, and Murderbot because I like them

full refs for simon :)

Are you scared yet? Because he is done being the one who's afraid

What government property? its themself, of course!!!!

saw @lazyvoyager's prompt that i came across, so uhhhhhh gave them a arresting order ✌

also alternative crime for sillies:

I just wanted to doodle some Anathema & Vendetta silliness. c: Thought process was like 'what if one year they just set a random limit and went around trying to find the cheapest and kitchyest Charge merch for her birthday card??' and like sure?? Why not?

Anything to make your friends tear up in happiness, right?

The Puppets

(picrew used to make this)

this is a masterpost on my main steps puppets and their relationships with them! all of their info under the cut.

Hark - Caine Lynzal

hark is caines refuge. hes the one they turn to when they need to take a break from their telepathy for a while, or when they need to feel real again. harks snarky, flirty, and sharp. for all his bravado, he gets the job done well. whether or not that makes him more frustrating or less is up to you. he has an eerie sense of intuition, so its difficult to catch him off guard with anything. he has a cordial working relationship with dr mortum, but jake has his eye on him. as for ranger relationships, ortega flirts with him regularly, though chen is never quite so pleased to see him. he truly doesnt know why– a bruise at the back of the head is a much more agreeable outcome than a bullet in the gut, no? its strange to watch him, really. hark and caine are almost(?) different people; where caine prefers to stick to the shadows, hark revels in attention. caine rarely shows emotions, but hark uses them like a weapon. ortega doesnt have a clue that theyre connected. high puppet individuality, high puppet comfort. practices aikido.

Argentine - Cyrus Becker

argentine is a tool. nothing more, nothing less. shes a useful asset to help cyrus gather information anonymously, but hes not going to sit here and pretend he cares for her any more than what she can do for him. she goes to meet with hollow ground instead of cyrus, and was stuck being treated in the hospital before dr mortum went to break her out (cyrus had no idea she was getting kidnapped, he was busy regene revealing to ortega while it was happening). she started out flirting with the good doctor in an attempt to manipulate him, but quickly came to realize she enjoyed his company more as a friend. the guilt of lying to him chewed on cyrus until he finally revealed who was behind the mask. dr mortum requested some time, but hasnt cut the chord completely yet. she flirts with jake, and spies on ortega under the guise of being his close friend. low puppet individuality, low puppet comfort. practices jogging.

Ace- Cecilia Rider

ace lives lavishly. shes an excuse for cecilia to flaunt her wealth and have her own fun. it allows her to let loose in ways she cant normally indulge in. cecilia also hates being ace. every second she can avoid it, she does. it isnt her, even though they may think and act the same way. the prospect of hiding under the mask ace provides gives her hives. shes no coward, shes willing to face the consequences of her own actions, and she refuses to live her life in somebody elses body. ace is friends with dr mortum and ortega, though shes revealed to mortum. however, she has a strong tension with jake because of her tendency to get into fights whenever hes around. oops. high puppet individuality, low puppet comfort. practices boxing.

Eden - Cynthia Garcia

eden is not cynthia. shes soft spoken and mostly reserved, but professional and polite. Technically speaking, the game registers her as a mirror image puppet, but thats not completely true– eden doesnt look like what cynthia does currently, she looks like how cynthia looked back when she was sidestep. sometimes, looking in the mirror gives her vertigo as she tries to remember who (when?) she is. eden avoids mirrors as a result, but she cant deny that this body feels better than her usual one. like shes turned back time. the fact shes dating ortega only exacerbates this (ortega also called eden 'cynthia' which. Ortega. could you please stop dating both at once and giving both(?????) your gfs an identity crisis). mortum considers her a friend, but theyre not very close, and jake couldnt care less about her. low puppet individuality, high puppet comfort. practices aikido.

Oooh I have a question 🙋🏽‍♀️

Who was your sidestep closest too during their sidestep era?

just had to get some emotions about wei chen out of my system. not sure if I’ll finish this sketch so I’m posting it as is for now. something about trust and exposing the parts of yourself you don’t really see as yours. also the inherent eroticism of leaving your fingerprints inside someone’s internal machinery.

the beckers meeting HG but it just turns into a discussion about River having stolen all the height dna right in front of him.

What happened with Ortega's mustache, what did Damien think abt it

Oh, he hated it. Mainly because it was such a departure from the young and invincible image of Ortega he held in his mind for the better part of the decade: older, gruffier, more tired. The former was the image he hinged his bitterness for his hero past on (as per The Farm's manipulation). He also hated it in part of how he's able to pull it off, though he just owed it to Ortega's pretty privilege (which also annoys Damien... for different reasons).

He learned to accept it--as ridiculous as it looked--throughout the course of Rebirth, but while visiting him at the hospital after the gala attack, he made an offhand joke on how Ortega's mustache seemed lonely. He never expected him to take it seriously so now Ortega has a full beard (which greatly annoys Damien... for different reasons)

Aight, FHR fandom!! I've a very important question for all of you!

(don't fear the cut, it's not long)

We all know what you find while investigating Ortega and "associates" on "fansites" in Rebirth, right?

RIGHT??

Finally sketched full armored suit for my boy Luke, who goes by villain name Seth, after ancient Egyptian deity of chaos.

some incredibly self indulgent belated halloween art, ft simon as… simon. @alouvrr got me into infinity train. it’s really good!

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I avoided to Argent’s romance because I didn’t think I’d like it but I finally played it and I was so wrong I was so wrong, she is so girly pop murder fiend “I have morals but only sometimes” ass kicking nanovore-made cupcake eating god princess