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*interigation room, Shinra HQ*
*Genesis and Cloud are handcuffed to the interegation table, after snooping around the Labs looking for Sephiroth.*
Genesis: SOMEBODY HELP, WE ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN HERE!
Cloud: nobody's coming...
Genesis: I know you may be universially hated in this establishment. but I am a SOLDIER first class, they need me.
Cloud: *glares*
Genesis: PLEASE HELP!
Cloud: Commander Rhapsodus, How would you feel if we smashed that mirror window with this table?
Genesis:...
Cloud:...?
Genesis: I would feel splendid about it.
Cloud: Alright we pick it up and on the count of three-
Genesis: Battering ram!
*after some fumbling they manage to pick up the table.*
Genesis: Ready? One!
Cloud: Two!
Genesis: Wait! What if there are people behind this mirror that we are braking?
Cloud: Well, then they will get hurt there will be a spray of glass.
Genesis: very well. on three. One!
Cloud: Two!
Genesis: Wait! what if these hypothetical people behind the mirror have guns?
Cloud: *annoyed and loosing patience* Well, then we will get hurt. There will be a spray of bullets.
Genesis: ... I see. *shrugs* One!
Cloud: Two!
Genesis: Three!
*They smash the table into the mirror window, there are -as Cloud suspected- no people behind the mirror window*
Genesis: No people! everybody wins!
Cloud: Commander I have just now thought about something.
Genesis: *looks down at their chained hands on the table* We are still attached to the table.
Cloud: we are, indeed, still atached to the table.
*Angeal comes to bale Genesis and his mentee out, with Sephiroth (who is fine btw, he simply went for a walk.) in toe.*
*opens the observation room door to find it covered in glass and Cloud and Genesis laying on a table on the other side of the window frame*
Angeal: ...
Sephiroth: what happened in here!?
Genesis & Cloud: Sephiroth you're alright!
Angeal: I don't get paid enough.
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Cloud: I’m gonna kill you!
Sephiroth: Oh really? How original. I’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP on it.
#incorrect quotes#cloud strife#sephiroth#ff7#ffvii#ffviir#final fantasy vii#final fantasy vii remake#ff7r#final fantasy vii crisis core
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#ffvii#ff7#final fantasy vii#final fantasy 7#cloud strife#tifa lockhart#cid highwind#vincent valentine#cloud x tifa#cloti#incorrect ff7 quotes#incorrect quotes#source: grey's anatomy
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Yuffie: *bleeding out after getting stubbed* This is totally not tubular dude bro
Vincent: Please for the love of god say something else those cannot be your last words
#final fantasy#final fantasy vii#final fantasy 7#yuffie kisaragi#vincent valentine#yuffie#ffvii#ff7#incorrect quotes#yufentine#yuffentine#yuffie x Vincent#Yuffie and Vincent
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endless ffvii → (29/∞): crisis core incorrect quotes edition
#ffedit#ffgraphics#gamingedit#vgedit#ffvii#ff7#final fantasy#crisis core#sephiroth#genesis rhapsodos#sephgen#(yes it is)#endlessff7#mine#mineff#minegifs#1k#honestly i don't know if i am going to continue with incorrect quotes this just inspired me#also it's almost cc remake time and i need this out of my system
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Cloud: Not a single brain cell in that head of yours, huh?
Zack: Yep! ☺️
Cloud:
Cloud: You're not supposed to agree with that
#incorrect quotes#final fantasy vii#incorrect ffvii#incorrect strife quotes#merry christmas#cloud strife#zack fair#zakkura#source: unknown.
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at a zoo
Zack: What are they in for?
Cloud: Zack, this isn't a prison.
Zack: So they can leave?
Cloud: No, but-
Zack, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
#zack fair#cloud strife#final fantasy#final fantasy vii#final fantasy crisis core#incorrect final fantasy#incorrect final fantasy vii#ffvii crisis core#incorrect ffvii#incorrect quotes#zakkura#clack
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Reno: Where’s the President? Can you find him?
Tseng: What do you expect? That I have him microchipped or something?
Reno: Well… do you?
Tseng:
Tseng … Yeah, hold on
#incorrect quotes#reno#tseng#rufus shinra#tseng of the turks#turks#final fantasy vii#final fantasy vii remake spoiler#final fantasy vii rebirth#ffvii
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Zack: *writes a poem for Cloud and asks Genesis for his opinion*
Genesis:… it’s- …hmmm
Angeal: be nice!
Genesis: I’m finding it.
Angeal: it takes you that long to find it?
Genesis: it does, it does… it’s just-
*proceeds to tear the whole thing apart, rewrite it and then send Zack on his miserable way.*
Angeal: you are a terrible person.
Genesis: I know, it keeps me awake at night.
#ffvii#cloud strife#genesis rhapsodos#zack fair#angeal hewley#ffvii incorrect quote#final fantasy VII incorrect quote#crisis core#incorrect crisis core
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I really don't think y'all understand how quick into shitpost territory my brain goes seeing literally any text posts. Also I'm sorry for the last one.
#ffvii#dank memes#incorrect quotes#genesis rhapsodos#zack fair#cloud strife#sephiroth#angeal hewley#ff7
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Zack: You know that feeling where your heart skips a beat?
Sephiroth: That’s called arrhythmia.
Zack: I get that feeling every time I see y—
Sephiroth: *now very concerned* You can die from it.
#incorrect quotes#zack fair#sephiroth#sephzack#sephiroth x zack#ff7#ffvii#ffviir#final fantasy vii#final fantasy vii remake#ff7r#final fantasy vii crisis core
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FFVII incorrect quotes
Cloud: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.
Tifa: You mean glory days?
Cloud: Ah, that too.
Barret: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough.
Aerith : Yeah, you just catch it.
Tifa: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit.
Cloud: Then I just use a spear instead.
Barret: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?
Zack, throwing a pokeball at Sephiroth: Sephiroth, I choose you!
Sephiroth, not looking up from his book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
Rude: Last week, Reno tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".
Rufus: I taught the dog a new trick. throws ball Fetch!
Dog: just stands there
Tseng: He didn’t do it.
Rufus: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.
Rude : Is… Is that meant to be on fire?
Reno : No… not really.
Rude : Are you going to do something about it?
Reno : Hm… nah.
Cloud: Hey, Vincent, do you have any hobbies?
Vincent: Swimming..
Cloud: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Vincent: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
Genesis: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly?
Angeal: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.
Cloud: …I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Sephiroth, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
#Ffvii incorrect quotes#Ff7#Ffvii#Sephiroth#tifa lockhart#Barret Wallace#aerith gainsborough#Reno of the turks#rude of the turks#tseng of the turks#rufus shinra#Funny#incorrect quotes#Lol#angeal hewley#genesis rhapsodos
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#ffvii#ff7#final fantasy vii#final fantasy 7#cloud strife#tifa lockhart#aerith gainsborough#red xiii#cid highwind#incorrect ff7 quotes#incorrect quotes#source: ???#throwback thursday
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*Tifa and Cloud staring into each other’s eyes*
Yuffie: *Pops open a can of soda*
Cloud: What the hell Yuffie
Tifa: Cloud and I were having a moment
Yuffie: And I’m having a coke
#yuffie#yuffie kisaragi#ffvii#ff7#final fantasy vii#final fantasy remake#final fantasy 7#incorrect quotes#final fantasy rebirth#tifa lockhart#tifa ffvii#cloud strife#cloud x tifa#cloti
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