Kunsel: Zack's been to medics so much they gave him a preferred customer card.
Zack: Yeah, one more head injury and I win a trip to Gold Saucer.
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Cloud: You think you can betray us, threaten our dream lives, and then just come back hoping we can be friends?!
Rufus: Would you be surprised if I said “Yes”?
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This chocobo looks familiar.... Right...?
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Sephiroth: *trying to flirt* You seem like you had a healthy childhood.
Zack: … thanks? And you… seem like you had a… childhood...?
Sephiroth: I did.
Cissnei: Boss, I can’t take much more of this.
Tseng: I told you this line of work would drive you mad.
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Commissioned by @/biblicaljaguar on Twitter.
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"You ain't got shit on us."
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Au where Sephiroth is a dragon guarding a big ass pile of gold.
Djjdjdjdjd DRAGON SEPH YES!!! ❤️ 💕
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(In a universe far, far away…)
Angeal: Alright, Zack. You know what to do?
(A SOLDIER First Class with brilliant blue eyes stands before the maws of a big, scary cave lair)
Zack: Yupadoodles! Just gotta head into the big scary maws of this cave right here and go for the gold!
Angeal: Good, very good. And what lies in that cave that you must be aware of?
Zack: A big, scary, monstrous, bloodthirsty, man-eating, green-eyed, inferno-breathing, razor-clawed, kill-count-of-over-5000, evil, demonic dragon.
Angeal: Perfect. Now on you go, pup. And remember: BE CAREFU—
Zack (charging into the cave, sword blazing): This dragon is minnneeeeeeeeee!
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(46 minutes later)
Angeal: Hmm… Zack should have been back by now.
(Suddenly, the man’s face pales as a horrible realization eclipses him.)
Angeal: Oh no… Dear Gaia, no. Did he—did he get eaten by the dragon? No… no. Not my student! Not Zack!
(In a flurry of anxiety and desperation Angeal picks up his sword and charges head-first into the cave.)
Angeal: DON’T WORRY, ZACK, ANGEAL’S—
(However, the man’s words trail off upon seeing what truly awaits him in the cave—that being the sight of Zack, perfectly unscathed, rubbing the tummy of a towering silver dragon as the creature lays on its back. Its black wings beat frantically in delight, a 7-foot-long bladed tail swishing back and forth with all the vigor of a dog on its birthday.)
Zack: Who’s the best dragon in the world…? Who’s my buddy? Who’s my big buddy…?!
Angeal: …
Angeal: Is that a chew toy?
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Prints available in my SHOP ❤️
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I needed to get this out of my system for a very long, long time.
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‘you know you’re bright as the morning, soft as the rain
(pretty as a vine, sweet as a grape)’
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zakkura as Smith College Girls for i-D magazine 2004
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