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#ffvii genesis
Im so pissed they got rid of Genesis’ slutty high heels again
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An absolutely catastrophic loss. They will forever be mourned…
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pine-needle-shuffle · 6 months
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holding him
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pixelrosedraws · 7 months
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I forgor💀 to post this here…
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Genesis, Angeal, and Seph as the recent twitter meme (posted by gummi_bunnie!)
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kaonarvna · 5 months
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until he falls asleep...
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Sephiroth gives the best back scratches. It's not a headcanon it's a fact now. I don't make the rules.
There's nothing I eat up more than just. Them being NORMAL, being PEOPLE. Those little moments where no one needs to die, where no one is decaying.
Painsomnia was keeping me awake, so...it felt appropriate. Just a quick little thing to get me through to the morning.
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Hi! Imma do something rare and actually make content, but its 11 at night and i just had a brain worm
for those of you that don’t know, i work at an accounting office. we do taxes. it is tax season. and now im thinking abt how AGSZC does taxes and what their papers are like and im inflicting it on the rest of you even if its gibberish
Angeal: A godsend. Keeps his forms in order and filed properly, calculates everything else himself like a good man. Papers honestly aren’t too bad, maybe 10-12 just because of his career/insurance plus his doubtless donations to charity, but aside from that. straightforward and done at his kitchen table
Genesis: A fucking NIGHTMARE. no doubt pays someone else to do it. and for fucks sake, i know he invests. constantly and consistently and probably in anything he thinks stands the slightest chance against shinra on the market. his 1099-B is a mess and definitely Not Totaled, so his is the bullshit you have to insert one. investment. at. a time. He’s the type that keeps fucking calling too, I can just tell. but, aside from the 1099-B, he’s probably got simple stuff as well. probably several 1099-INTs from several different bank accounts, maybe a couple 1098s floating around from vacation houses or some shit.
Sephiroth: Does his own. In ridiculously early. Makes almost no personal purchases so hardly has anything to pay. I can’t imagine not having a last name or not knowing his birthday doesn’t end up a legal problem somehow, so he likely has to walk directly into a damn tax office to say hey this is me and this is my shit no, someone isn’t stealing my identity. has one singular document and it’s his W-2. Which is. Fucking astronomical. Like, the number doesn’t even look right. His paycheck as a SOLDIER isn’t taxed, so he doesn’t really get much back on his refund. The only first without a healthcare /insurance form because why tf would Sephiroth have healthcare? What’s he gonna do, get sick?
not getting into how doing his own taxes was definitely a fight between him and Hojo at some point and ended up getting hashed out in a board room. Hojo didn’t like him having the autonomy of filing for himself instead of being claimed ad Hojo’s ‘dependent’. Sephiroth deadass threatened to go to court abt it. The President told Hojo to suck it up so they didn’t have to deal with scandal, Hojo wouldn’t tell Seph his birthday to be difficult, and here we are
Zack: Panicking. Late. Doesn’t know if his forms came in the mail, doesn’t know where he put them most of the time. Scrambles around for a fuck ton of receipts, ultimately has to request Shinra send him his shit again. DEFINITELY pays someone else to do it. W-2, 1095-A, 1099-C(s)(he has several debts i can feel it i love him but he screams bad financial decisions), probably some shit for his bike too. He customs it so I can see him listing some parts he buys for it as work expenses. Jokingly puts some money he gave aerith for flowers and what he spent to make her wagon as donations to charity and it actually goes through because the church is still considered a legal entity. Definitely has to pay late fees.
Cloud: Pays Tifa to do it. Filing for both of them is a nightmare cause all their shit burnt in Nibelheim, so once Edge gets right with the WRO they have to do all their paperwork from scratch and get reassigned SSNs. He genuinely has a fuckton of paperwork from doing the Strife Delivery Service. Luckily, only ‘employee’ he has is Tifa, and even then she doesn’t do things regularly aside from pick up the phone. Doesn’t make his business an LLC until he’s literally forced to due to his number of clients and someone trying to sue him for damages. 1099-NEC for TIfa for sure, then once he’s an LLC, some yearly maintenance to keep legal. Mileage and gas expenses go CRAZY on his self employment form, I fucking bet. I bet Cloud’s handwriting is shit tho. Tifa’s at her desk counting up his gains and losses for fucking ages because his fives look too similar to sixes. Eventually she wrangles him into installing some shit on his phone that counts it up, if only to cure her headache. Funnily enough, he does get veteran benefits from what’s left of Shinra’s shit, reparations of sorts, but he doesn’t keep it. All goes to charity, so that ends up in the books too.
alright, that was unnecessarily in depth and way longer than i planned. good night LMAO
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errantnight · 9 months
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sly-fin · 9 months
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I was fucking goblin cackling at Genesis’ face the whole time I was drawing this
My brother said that Gen looks like he is waiting for Seph to fall asleep to draw on his face and if that doesn’t describe their fanon dynamic idk what does
I think Genesis looks like a grub right here and I want to throw him
With affection of course
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icycoldninja · 5 months
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1st Class SOLDIER boys spending Thanksgiving with their S/O
A/N: HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!! This year, the SOLDIER boys decide to spend Thanksgiving with their beloved Y/N; I wonder how it'll go...?
♡Sephiroth♡
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-Shows up to your house bearing a large bottle of pumpkin pie flavored wine (Yes, that exists) and a jar of Cool Whip, thinking that's a suitable dessert.
-Due to having grown up in a lab, the man has no idea what you're supposed to eat for Thanksgiving. He thinks it's just a day where your entire family gets together and eats for no reason.
-This man cannot cook a turkey for the life of him. Don't even let him try, he'll find a way to burn the turkey and make the baking dish explode in the oven, regardless of what it was made of.
-Drinks the cranberry sauce, not understanding it's for the turkey, and tries to mash potatoes with the hilt of Masamune.
-Fortunately, this man is not entirely hopless; he's tall enough to hang all the decorations without a stepladder, so there's that.
-When the Thanksgiving dinner is finally ready, he'll find that he actually enjoys eating turkey, especially the crispy turkey skin, and soon becomes addicted to sweet potato casserole. Potatoes with marshmallows!? He had no idea such a combination could exist and taste this good!
-He had a great time at your place; it was a welcome change of pace, being around all your family members at once, experiencing the familial love he never had.
-He ended up eating way too much, just so he could continue hanging around you guys, and had to literally waddle out the door because of how stuffed he was. 🌝
♡Genesis♡
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-Unlike Sephi dearest, Genesis actually knows what Thanksgiving is and how to celebrate properly. His cooking skills are pretty basic, so he ends up gifting you an apple pie cobbled together from store-bought dough and canned filling.
-Very talkative; gets along quite well with all your family members and gets on all their good sides by talking about memories with you.
-His favorite foods are mashed potatoes and gravy. He just cannot get over how creamy they are and how delightfully savory the gravy tastes.
-As mentioned earlier, his cooking skills are basic, so he can help out in the kitchen, but only to a certain extent. He can help mash potatoes, mix sauces, keep an eye on the turkey, etc., basically, he does the stuff an eager 10-year-old does.
-Unfortunately, with Genesis, not everything has a happy ending. Just when you think the night is progressing properly with everyone socializing jovially and having fun, Genesis decides to cause some drama over something as small and insignificant as a housefly that had the misfortune of buzzing over his head.
-The minute he caught sight of that fly, his mind snapped into Total Bitch Mode. He rises from the table with fury, knocking his drink over and sending silverware flying everywhere, shocking you and your entire family.
-He will scream like a banshee, then send a massive fireball hurtling past all your heads and crashing into the wall where that poor little fly once rested. Everyone is in shock as they try to comprehend what the actual fuck just happened.
-Despite this inconvenience, and the fact that there's now a smoldering hole in your wall, everything was quite fine. Genesis had a good time and so did everyone else.
♡Angeal♡
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-Angeal is a man of dreams an honor. He knows how to cook. In fact, he knows so much, he takes over as head chef and magically turns into a dad overnight.
-According to him, it is now his solemn duty to cook the turkey, heat up the stuffing, and prep the dessert all at once, by himself. He adamantly rejects all assistance, claiming that a man with true honor can do all the cooking alone.
-Surprisingly, he pulls it off. The turkey was only a little bit burnt and the pie was only slightly too sweet.
-Angeal gets along well enough with most of your family and friends, and even ends up swapping recipes with several of them, though he very much preferred talking to you.
-His favorite foods are the deserts, believe it or not. He adores pie, especially pumpkin pie, and eats so much of it, he gets a massive sugar rush and a bloated belly. Poor guy.
-After everyone was done eating, his honor compelled him to tackle the mountain of dishes that everyone left behind, something you told him not to worry about. However, Angeal refused to listen to you, stating that it was his dream to do the dishes.
-Giving up due to his stubbornness, you left him to do his thing, only to come back an hour later to find an overflowing sink, wet dishes piled up literally everywhere, and a passed out angel on your kitchen floor. Turns out he'd eaten too much, and his food coma combined with over exertion from the daytime cooking caused him to fall asleep on the spot.
-All in all, everyone had a great time, and Angeal ended up sleeping in very late the next day.
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flowersinmidgar · 11 months
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Reasons why Genesis’ heels could’ve and should’ve stayed:
1. They are about the height that old timey cavalry wore to have better hook on the stirrups. Chocobo SOLDIER cavalry?
2. He is very much primarily a mage and therefore would be in a backline roll more. Still obviously a fucking powerhouse but in a group, he’s the fire magic guy.
3. He is a bitch and being a bitch makes you immune to how heels actually function for the rest of us mortals.
Give our ginger shitlord his 1.5-2 inch heels back, Square.
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strayheartless · 7 months
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Todays thinky thought: the Soldier first class fan clubs
I've got to be honest I need more fan fics where the fan clubs are hard at work with fan art, fics and edits. And look I know Crisis Core is set in the very early 2000 and thus the internet (if we are super imposing actual historical timelines over FFVII timelines) would be in its very early infancy at this point come on man.
Give me Cloud being aware of, and participating in, the fandom;
give me Genesis moogling himself out of morbid curiosity and getting weirdly misha collins level invested in the fan fictions written about him.
Give me Angeal being shown mildly explicit fan art of himself on a talk show and going so red the host is worried he'll pass out.
Give me zack having secret social media accounts to lurk in his own fandom and to collect black mail content for the other firsts.
Give me Sephiroth being blissfully unaware of how unhinged the silver elite are about him until he meets cloud who is all like "oh you sweet summer child"
Give me Genesis and Zack live tweeting Clouds dramatic reading of a fandom wide notorious Y/N x Sephiroth fic that had both Sephiroth and Angeal curled up in agonising embarresment while Gen is pissing himself laughing and Zack has fallen off the chair after snorting beer through his nose.
Give me Clouds social Media then blowing up and him becoming internet famous as the "normal guy that hangs around with the trinity elite and Zack fair". He gets so many questions and while he respects the boys privacy he does get them to answer some of the less prying ones.
Give me Hojo trying to sue a really popular fanfiction site for copy right infringment on the Sephiroth trademark and Sephiroth himself shutting Hojo down.
Give me Genesis being asked to talk at a convention and him getting so much fan art and gifts they have to hire a van to pack it into.
Give me Zack doing a running commentary on some of the footage edits on youtube that he has seen and likes. "dude that one with sick beat behind it was so well editted I'm gunna have to do more acrobatic stunts for you guys!"
Just give me all of it!
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kaonarvna · 4 months
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My friend, the fates are cruel—
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It would have been their final conflict, the last time they would have see one another: the weaker bloodied and in decay, in need of disposal. It would have been a cruel and pitiful exercise of wasting time and whittling away what little strength Rhapsodos was holding onto.
Genesis knew——there was no way he could win, so why fight a concluded battle?
Sephiroth knew——there was no way he could put Rhapsodos down like a rabid old dog refusing to bear teeth.
It was better, from then on, to refuse altogether. It was better to deny orders, to fail assignments, to send another man whom he begged would spare him all the same. Send in that poor puppy to take care of that monster, desperate for health and salvation.
He just wanted to live.
If only he had enough time, then maybe, just maybe, they could play on even terms again. Maybe, just maybe, they could find some new version of "okay".
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「 Description: It's dark, two men are tucked away in the wood somewhere they won't be seen nor heard. Moonlight comes in between tree trunks, only just lighting them, the ferns, the flowers, the blade edge hovering just about Genesis' neck. He sits on the mossy ground, one knee tucked to his chest, hand clutching a fresh scrape that's bled through his leather boot. The degrading man's body is covered in the white shed of his own rejected, rotting cells. Rapier, his blade, is on the ground beneath him, one hand pressed atop, pushing it away. Sephiroth stands in striking range, having lined up masamune with his counterpart's body, a threat. He orders (begs): PICK IT UP. Genesis does not comply, muttering: not today, not yet. Sephiroth doesn't cut him down. He stands there, frozen, refusing to execute one of the only men he has ever called "equal", one of the only men who made him understand "home". 」
If you would like to see the disastrously pink base sketch, you can do so here! A massive thanks to the dozens of people who, just seeing that alone, showed an immense amount of enthusiasm and love for this (then) unfinished piece. You are all too kind.
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crescent-lockhart97 · 9 months
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sephiroth, angeal, and genesis have probably done this shit at some point:
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myvampyrez · 26 days
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Heyhey, If you're Up for it:
A Genesis x Reader - HCs or a quick Shot with a s/o that's for once (more) Fashionable since they are a Designer/Artist/Tailor.
Thank you very much
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“..beloved by the goddess, hero of the dawn, healer of worlds.” genesis’ voice rang through the empty office, perched on an unoccupied countertop as you focused on your designs for your next show. hand steadying your sketchbook, you tilted the wooden pencil at an angle as it produced thin sketchy lines. your tongue poked through your lips as you contemplated a multitude of options to add to the drawing, and although you were concentrated, maybe you didn’t mind genesis’ retelling of the epic he adored so dearly as much as you let on.
maybe you were a little too concentrated considering you hadn’t noticed that he had stopped talking and was now inspecting your hunched form, sat at the table below him as you worked.
“you have quite a gift.” you finally heard, before a gloved hand came down to grab the book for further examination, much to your annoyance. the leather of his gloves rubbed against the paper pages as he turned them, eyes flickering over intricate pattern in your designs.
“yeah, well— someone has to have one if i’m ever going to make a living.” you crossed your arms, tucking the pencil behind your ear as you looked up at him. his hair somehow always framed his face, always making him look more esoteric, and if you were being honest, attractive as well. giving you a meager chuckle, he began talking again.
“how unfortunate.”
“how so?”
genesis placed the sketchbook back on your small circular table. sunlight seeped through the curtains that hung in front of your windows, providing him with a golden hue as he brought a hand to his face. he closed his eyes in sorrow before he spoke, “that the covetous economic system of our society must be so cruel to someone as beautiful as yourself,” he spoke, “truly tragic.”
you rolled your eyes as you watched genesis hop off the countertop and saunter to the seat next to you, eager to critique your designs at completion. his coat flowed with his movements as he tucked the book of LOVELESS back into it.
“ever the drama queen.” you teased.
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sly-fin · 3 months
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Degradation
I started this last November up to half of the shading then had a crisis about my storage and apps crashing and forgot about it until now.
Anyways, this is what i wish degradation was visualized as cause i am a sucker for horror. Also the clothes being affected makes no sense.
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