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Adrienne loosely tugs at the collar around her neck as Poppy tries to fit it on her, "I am all for fashion statements and aestetics. But I never expected you would be into it..."

Nor did she expect thier next meeting to take a turn for the weird. Not that she was complaining, if it had to be anyone, it would need to be someone she respected.

"You seem like the practical kind of girl who would want function over looks, though. Maybe something to protect you from being picked up by the scruff."

Or maybe, shenis misreading the situation entirely as she often does.

“You got enough money for that? I’m not letting you put me into your debt too, y’know.”

“Relax, ‘Tuna. I’m not entirely broke.”

The opossum looks very worse for wear, only able to vaguely fit the gray collar around the other’s neck(???) with her tail.

Because both her forearms have casts and her face is very bruised and honestly it looks like she just got out of a very awful fight.

“I thought it’d look good on ya! Sometimes a little fashion can go a long way.” Usually for anyone but herself. “Plus it’s a little ‘‘thank you’‘ gift for givin’ me all that money. I was able to put a bit of that into my daughter’s inheritance!” Like, a thousand nibbles, tops, but it hey that’s still pretty good!

She uses her tail to pick up the picnic basket she placed down, folding her arms against her chest. She gave the knight a warm smile.

“How’s it been, by the way? You want some brooberry pie? I made extras!”

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" haha! a little hold on..."

She placed her hand on Baphomet's shoulder and drew all the excess static into herself, hoping that her fur would slowly lay back down.

" Fixed... but happy i don't snap a pic and send it to Carol. "

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The goat like reaper raised an eyebrow at this, a chance meeting that few would ever get to witness, and even fewer get to have it play out time and time again. It was uncanny. But honestly she would not have it any other way.

“By all means, stare as much as you with, Lamb. You would not insult me if you do.”

For very few they’d encounter in their regular roundabouts around their many mortal realms, infrequently they’d find other beings of power that hardly ever lingered upon the grounds under their protection.  Scarce reapers were at their disposal, for many mortals they’ve taken to under their wing couldn’t often keep up with their leering work, to bring back inanimate bodies who would carry its own soul as a vessel to the Lamb until its ritualistic passing.  There was hardly ever a need to nurture the extra help with the dead, when lives often passed and dropped at their hooves in a timely manner, for they never had the time to make anything official under their title as Death.  But to come across a being of similar nature, when their senses quietly whispered of the other’s deathly aura the instant their many colorful eyes landed upon the stranger, they couldn’t help allowing themselves that mortal urge but to stare.

Whilst underneath the dark shadow of the overhanging trees of Darkwood, with the moon glimmering at its highest peak to shine down upon them both, the ewe’s ears quickly perked up with a soft jingle of their golden interest.  It quietly chimes as the tall ram tilts their head down at the other, with their ringed beaded veil trailing behind them from the length of their aureate headband chain.  From underneath the ginger colors of their wooly curls and their crimson veil shadowing their face, the Emperor couldn’t help the hopeful grin that lit up upon their vaguely seen chocolate features.  “Then we shall only assume you will not mind it if we were to tag along in your little walk then, stranger.”  They hummed aloud.  The Emperor draws a hand to its chest, allowing their gray faded fleece flow out to one side as a quiet breeze blows against them.  “It’s not quite by the very few we get to meet a fresh face around these parts of our nature’s Darkwood, for we’ve met more of the heretic than we’ve seen the colors of stranger, stranger.”

As they spoke, they circled about the goat like reaper as if earnestly deciding they could find a space at the lady’s side; yet ultimately following the whim of their impulsiveness, they claimed their spot beside her.  The world moved them along as they walked, the dirty paths of the ground where grass had soon worn away from its travelers’ paws, leading them off into the dim darkness ahead.  “We couldn’t help but be curious, if you shall not take offense to our very presence.”  They said.  “What is a vibrant dear like you visiting in these parts of the forest, if we might so be pleasant to ask?  Winter hasn’t come to pass just yet.”

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Kitty couldn't help but snicker at Bapho's reaction. Ain't that somethin'--didn't think you could scare death but hey here we are!

She would wave back, then go for a fist bump, " 'Sup! You're pretty tall.

"Not as tall as a couple dragons I know, but hey, this is a close like, fourth."

Sorry--ten???

"Uh, y'know you're not supposed 'ta destroy 'em, right? Like, I think the point is 'ta beat on 'em for forever, or somethin'.

"Whatever, dun't matter--

"BAPHO, FRIEEEEEEND, BUDDYYYYYY

"GEM HUNTING. WE SHOULD GO NOW. FIND ALL SORTS OF COOL SPIRIT GEM STUFF RIGHT YEAH RIGHT MHM." She starts tugging on the goat's arm. She is a lot more eager than usual to do this.

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"Preach it, sister! Some heroes have thier faces so far up their asses they don't even realize they pushed villains into thier roles sometimes."

Oh crap, she was so caught up in the conversation she forgot to introduce herself. She extended a tiny hand to the other and said, "Call me Reaper. I am new in town and just happened to be passing by."

That happens a lot, really. But she won't complain. Dina looks fun to be around.

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"Ugh, yes.. Heroes will literally back someone into a corner with minor problems, which then later down the road, becomes MAJOR problems. A lot of heroes can't think. The fame and fortune get to their head and blow it up," she sighs, looking disgusted by this.

The mutant perks at the offered hand. She smiles and then shakes the hand with her gloved one. "Nice to meet you! I'm Dina! I'm not exactly a hero. I'm what they call a vigilante. I get into trouble with the heroes quite often cuz I don't let their rules... rule me..."

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"Yeah, I guess I should consider myself lucky for actually being brave enough to ask her out in the first place."

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"Holy feces you are cute and deadly!" Says a Sassy death goat to Dina.

"Cute I agree with.. But me? Being deadly? I'm hardly that," the short woman says with a giggle. "I just can kick ass I suppose. But I've never killed another person.. nor do I intend to."

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"Someone picked me up by the horns once... It was super embarrassing!" -from Baphomet

“Oh t’at is-- “ Honestly a rather enticing thought but she wasn’t going to say it out loud!

“Awful lass--” Moight be fun to do to someone or have someone do it to you-- “BOOT HOW WOOS IT? How did it make ye feel? Details DETAILS. Dinnae skimp.”

Perhaps it was not the smartest idea for the small rodent to go rooting around someone elses farm and garden, but seeing a tangled mess of weeds and a rather invasive species at that just irked the berserker something fierce. Such a beautiful place being marred by pesky weeds wouldn't stand. He had half a mind to speak with the owner of this garden, but alas, it wasn't his problem, right? Most things hardly are, but old habits die hard it seems... He looked around a moment, seeing nobody around before he got his paws dirty and started to pluck the weeds and sat them aside in a neat little pile.

The crops that were growing were still budding, but that was the point of this experiment.

Ivy had shrunk down into a much smaller size. The size of a mouse, give or take. Why? Because of an experiment after she had heard the squeaks and cheers of mice. It was perhaps odd to say, but she had seen by accident of how animals here acted a bit.. Too much like humans. At least the rodents did as far as she was concerned. She had only caught a glimpse, and what she had seen had been weird little mice wearing thimbles as helmets. Which she found odd.

But it had given her an idea. So she had sought a place she believed she could make a hidden nook for herself and started to make a domicile and started growing.

The plants she was growing from regular seeds she had brought with her? Watermelons to start with. They were out of season, but that was an easy fix for her. But she was first allowing them to grow and take in the dirt on their own. But that meant that the weeds had more of a grip, and she was learning the pro's, cons and the risks that might come with growing plants at an equal size.

And now Verm had done her a favor. She had built her home in the park where she had seen some odd gray squirrels roam about and live in a big tree. They looked like the mean sort, so she had stayed away.

The grass above her looked like stalks of trees, and it was hard to see any further since the event horizon was so much stranger from this height. So she didn't bother much to try, and just let the grass hide her and her little hill away.

She saw Verm dig through the weeds, and she was a bit surprised. She herself wore a simple dress that covered her up and made her look modest. Normally she would be very shy, but she saw how the brown mouse in front of her took apart the weeds with care and experience.

"Mm, sir?" Ivy started, trying to approach the mouse gently. "Can I help you?" She asked him gently.

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💐 Baphomet offers the Rox a flower and asks a question that is both vague and direct, "Hey, wanna go out somewhere and hang out?"

He happily takes the flower. "Sure. Doesn't matter where we go, cause noal matter what, the view is going to be wonderful."

@fexrtherexper said : "Excuse me! You look to be well informed." A small black wyvern in a lab coat approaches the mouse, "Do you happen to know where I might find a new alembic? Maybe some Monkshood bulbs or Sprigs of Lavender?"

"Hmmm? Oh!" The mouse turned away from her work, gently placing down the pipette and pushed her goggles up to her forehead, trying to get a better look at the stranger. "Let's see, I am pretty new at this lab, actually, I am kind of doing my friend a favor here... But I think I remember the alembics being on that shelf... And those ingredients must be in storage. It's down the hall on the left... Or the right. Sorry, I don't perfectly remember." Flask chuckled awkwardly.

💦 to Surge from Baphomet. She has crazy tastes, ngl...

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" I've been watchin' some uhh videos on uhh... stuff an--- i can't say i ain't curious... "

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His phone made a soft buzzing which actually startled him to some degree! as he nearly slipped off that fluffy couch! He placed a hand on his forehead and sighed, his paranoia never got any better. Sliding down to the floor and making his way across the room, he was reminded that this place was just not made with mobians in mind.

Picking up the phone he flicked his thumb half expecting more spam texts, it was really never ending. But rather it was a message from Serene? that he didn't expect well not so soon. But it did make him smile fondly. He touched his chin in thought, this could be a boon but one step at a time he reminded himself.

DrippyFox: Hello, it's nice to hear from you. DrippyFox: Really? That's Excellent! DrippyFox: I do look forward to seeing you again DrippyFox: and to meeting this Master of yours DrippyFox: Just give me a date and time DrippyFox: Oh and perhaps work out travel arrangements...

Yes Travel arrangements would be important, he didn't really want to bug Carol. Though she did have that spare Gem? Would it be wrong of him to swipe it and attempt to use it? Or perhaps he could simply ask Carol? though she was not his friend. Maybe Serene had a way to travel between worlds? or perhaps Baphomet could be of assistance? Surge and she were good friends, so perhaps he could request assistance.

" This could be the solution surge and i need... but one step at a time..."

fill this with what you most associate with your muse in each of these ( some slightly unusual ) categories !

spice: black pepper weather: rain, maybe even makes the day colder if a strong breeze is blowing against you primary colour: orange and yellow colour of the sky: eclipse, the sky is dark but no matter where you are you can still feel the suns warmth as the moon traps you in its shadow animal crossing animal: sheep, obviously! magical power: telepathy shoe: none! houseplant: Bromeliad blade weapon: Saber school subject: English writing social media: a for you page but its just full of book reviews makeup product: red eyeshadow candy: jolly rancher tangible fear: Algophobia ice cube shape: Nugget ice thats best for chewing method of long-distance travel: uhh...teleportation? art style: Conceptual art historical period: the middle ages mythological creature: The Meloi Khryseoi (Golden Sheep) piece of stationary: A tree stump to meditate on three emoji combination: 🐏⚔️💔  celestial body: the constellation aries :) rom com archetype: Deredere, mostly picked for the smothered affectionate trait

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“Penny for your thoughts”

Send “Penny for your thoughts” to find out what my muse really thinks of yours

"What do I think about Bapho?

"Great sense'a humor, trustworthy, fun 'ta be around, an' she's helped me with a 'lil issue I've had for awhile. Can't say it's cured but my girl helped a ton with everythin'. She's great. Amazin' friend. Wouldn't trade her for the world.

"Also she introduced me 'ta the thought of soulgems and those are just so AWESOME I WANNA HAVE A SOUL GEM OF LYLI AND DO CAROL BOOSTS LIKE PEW PEW PEW I'M AN AWESOME DRAGON NOW SCHOOOM ZOOM POW"

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🎁 + a comically large hammer for Dina, because she looks like the kind of girl who would appreciate it. -from Baphomet

(no! I am giving the gremlin too much power!!)

"Wowee thanks! This is perfect to whack some people over the head with when they're being bad!" She lifts the giant hammer over her shoulder with ease. Then rummaged through her bag and took out a tray box and hands it over.

"An assortment of cookies for you! Has peanut butter and chocolate, sugar cookies, chocolate chip and butterscotch. All kinds I made myself! I usually give treats for the holidays, I hope that's okay!"