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witchinatree · 3 days
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magnus protocol episode 13 recap
sam and celia already flirting is crazy i love them honestly
"alice is right, it is easy to make you blush" CELIA YOU ARE HURTING HER SO BAD
SHE HAS A BABY NAMED JACK. LIKE JACK BARBANABAS LIKE AGNES MONTAGUE. anyway all things aside her priority when she woke up in the middle of the road being her son is so sweet
alice's parents are dead? the lore is so fucking crazy
aand celia's asking about the cases honey no please don't convince him they're real please don't
I FUCKING KNEW SHE WAS BLAMING HERSELF AND NOW I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY
shedding tears like genuinely crying over gwen bouchard
oh interesting, from the episode description i thought this was gonna be connected to the really funny guy from episode 9 but this is some gambling app thing
interesting that both gambling episodes involve physical pain for gain (dice with neg/pos results and this guy who hurts himself for money)
"i might die, so mom and dad i hope you die and friends i slept with your partners. wish i could've confessed to robbing orphanages" oh.
i don't like this guy btw, he reminds me of a mag statement giver but i can't remember who
DID THE PHONE FUCKING EAT HIM? WHAT?
oh that hurts. oh that hurts. "keep things a bit more professional now" oh that hurts. oh that hurts.
THE STATIC ON "i'm happy you're happy" AGHHHH ALICE
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witchinatree · 3 months
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magnus protocol episode 5 recap
"spitting out dead paperwork" WHAT ARE THE BOYS TRYING TO SAY RN
also lena ignoring him is kinda crazy shes so elias bouchard coded
i can't wait for these episodes to slowly change into me trying to guess which weird computer voice we're getting today
"my interests have always been seen as a little.. strange" mr spider doesn't like it..........
okay yeah i've seen so many people talking about how the fears aren't fears and you all are so right they are obsessions. maybe even an obsessive love if you stretch it enough?
"i won't always be there" ALICE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT THE DEATH FLAGS DOWN BABYGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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witchinatree · 3 months
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magnus protocol episode 3 recap
"this itch is killing me" not again.
welcome back corruption you are my least favorite <3
how do they just ignore the text to speech program slowly becoming more emotional and human like guys thats just a person in your computer (it is martin k blackwood)
"i think i've gotten most of the rot out and made enough to grow" i sighed SO loudly
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witchinatree · 10 days
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magnus protocol episode 12 recap
had a really bad/stressful day so it's time to unwind with my favorite. a horror podcast.
every employee of the OIAR drinks coffee except celia who drinks tea... interesting.. wonder if i know any other people who drink tea...
DID SAM JUST ASK CELIA ON A DATE? WAIT ACTUALLY? REALLY? this is kind of sad for alice but also she has gwen if u think about it. OH NO ALICE WAS RIGHT THERE OH NO i might cry for her
"you know it's rude to have absolutely no GAME" "it's been years but you still ask people out like a baby foal" humor is alice's coping mechanism and i LOVE her so much
"i think i'm done with the magnus institute" sam, based on how long this podcast has to go, i don't believe you
MAHTIN!!!!! oh shit yeah the statement was mascot horror again wasn't it???? it's in the episode description followed by "bonzo" so i think i know what happened
jack's? wasn't the thing that celia had happen to her last episode have something to do with "jack" ?
MR BONZO'S ON HIS WAY HELP ME
..uh oh.. who are these guys? like they're the ones gwen delivered the bonzo info to right? baz???
yeah no this is the worst thing that has happened absolutely not i would be running and screaming with tears i would be so gone no career is worth it
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP AFTER THIS?? IT'S 11 PM??? i fear i have made a grave error
GAGGED GAGGED NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HOW DID MR BONZO GET GROSSER HOW DID MR BONZO GET GROSSER
alex newall and jonny sims came armed to the war on monsterfuckers holy shit.
his teeth really weren't soft huh
GWEN??? HAD TO SIT THROUGH THAT??? GWEN HONEY LOVE I'M SO SORRY
gwen opening up to alice in the same episode as sam asking celia on a date oh they're so so so so so so i'm gonna cry
I THOUGHT ALICE WAS BEING SERIOUS I GASPED. I GASPED.
this one was soooooo sooooo interesting i do not feel well
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witchinatree · 17 days
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magnus protocol episode 11 recap
@kabookachowiced are you ready king???? (gonna post this after but STILL)
HUH? WHO? WHAT WAS THAT? "JACK" ??
alice is so fucking funny it almost makes me forget the horrors
WDYM CELIA AND GWEN AREN'T??? THERE??? GWENNNNYYY????????????
feeling like you're being watched huh alice? huh alice? huh alice? fuck.
JON!!!!!!!!! JONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uh oh, uh oh, obsessed with a dead body, uh oh, uh oh
tattoos? like ink5oul? is this statement too old for them to be related..
"the deep will care for his bones" HEY. DID YOU THROW HIM INTO THE OCEAN?
"i need to know what's in the water" please stop hon please i think it's too late for you but please
ok not really an appropriate time but i am so fucking happy that we're getting creepy ocean stuff because i really love creepy ocean stuff and it works so well with like the vast? this is NOT the vast though but that is ok
"what have i told you about thinking?"/"[sigh].. don't." i love them so much
gwenny gwen gwen are you OKAY honey i love you too much for you to be in danger
"thank you, alice" DYHARD DYHARD DYHARD DYHARD
THE STATIC WHEN CELIA SAID THERE WAS A FAMILY EMERGENCY? did you all see the post about how the static appears when characters lie? that was really interesting i wish i remembered who posted it
"you should get to work, otherwise you'll never get out of here" no fucking way. no fucking way.
"i KNOW. mr bonzo" WEEPING LMFOAOOOO
begging on my hands and knees that the name and address was NOT to gerry kaey's residence this time
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witchinatree · 2 months
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magnus protocols episode 8 recap
im a day late 😞
ohhh shit its my boy martin norris
what if the weird womans name is michaela
who is that?????? with sam and celia?????
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gerry..
tears in my eyes WHAT.
GERTRUDE AND GERRY LIVE TOGETHER IN THIS UNIVERSE THIS WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD ? PLEASE DONT GET THEM INVOLVED
geegee.. geegee.. GRANDSON WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
i cannot do this anymore u r joking
drop the magnus thing sam drop it right now sa. celia's mystery OTHER DIMENSIONS STOP TALKING TO ME WHYYYYYYY IS IT GETTING SO DEEP A. PODCAST, SHE MENTIONED GEORGIE, WHAT AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
cheery gerry is the hightlight of my life btw
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witchinatree · 2 months
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magnus protocols episode 7 recap
I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT CELIA IS OUR CELIA YOURE JOKING KILLING MYSELF THIS CONFIRMS TOO MUCH
AND SAM GOT AN EMAIL FROM "JON" THERE'S TEARS IN MY EYES
why are we getting so much employe lore.. like the statement today lowkey slipped my mind immediately
who's dying guys
wait gwens family is important and rich is stoner elias not real no i need stoner elias
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witchinatree · 2 months
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magnus protocols episode 9 recap
honestly i kinda wish these released on like friday.. i'm so busy all the time i almost didn't listen today 💔💔
but we're ROLLING WITH IT get it bc the episode title and i'm rolling with the episodes being thursdays.. get it..
sam doing pointless paperwork because it's compelling babe please stop
and they're so obviously magnus institute bait you're actually joking sam please hunny please
YES CELIA PLEASE SAVE HIM PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP RESEARCHING IT
god dammit jonathan please stop dooming sam to the horrors also did he say artifact? like sasha's least favorite place? artifact storage?
why does the transcript say "played with enough bones" instead of "dice" ? is that just a mistake orrrr...
kinda interesting how jon's reading this statement about being unwillingly given this damaging power and using it to hurt others for his own gain.. 🤗 season 3 core!!!!!!!
oh yeah and it ends with the guy giving in to the power and dying alright
I KNEWWW TEDDY WASN'T GETTING OUT THAT EASY!!! thats actually not good now that i think about it
ohhh... there ARE feelings there... alice no please i love you too much to lose you to this romance
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DID THE RED CANARY TEACH YOU NOTHING!!! NOTHING!!!!!
i am SO upset you can't you CAN'T not my wife :( please don't take my wife from me 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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witchinatree · 1 month
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magnus protocol episode 10 recap
im not gonna lie i almost waited a week to listen to this one but then i opened tumblr and saw a spoiler i think 💔
NO THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE SOME KIDDY SHOW HORROR, THAT ALWAYS GETS ME. I CANT DO IT.
a fucking clown a fucking clown i can't fucking do clowns this is worse than the mannequins i cant with this. mr bonzo if you become a reoccuring character it's genuinely so over for me
i HATE the killer clown thing this is just like the meat episodes from tma i am losing my mind. i am so fucking excited about this please keep bonzo around its scaring me so badly
COLIN'S ALIVE????? i was convinced he got gertrude'd and was hidden somewhere
listen i love celia and colin theyre both great but id really like to know whats up with alice and sam
oh colin is NOT supposed to be back thats not good at all
"i'll know it when i see it" yeah you would. you would Know™ it sam.
alice hunny please do not let romantic feelings destroy your years of avoidance and survival
ok gwen going to the statement guy makes me 100% sure the creepy clown will be reoccuring and im terrified
GWENNY GWEN GWEN GWEN GWEN GWEN GWENNY GWENNY GWEN GWEN GWEN? GWEN MY LOVE RUN PLEASE RUN GWENNY PLEASE MY LOVE PLEASE MY LOVE RUN GWENNY GWEN GET OUT OF THERE NOW GWENNY GWEN GWEN
shitting myself and we're BACK to sam and alice this is terrible i'm losing my mind
the soft "c'mere" i think i am fully on the sam & alice train now
WORMS? BUT? IT BURNED BEFORE THE JANE STUFF?
NO. NO DO NOT GO INTO THE HOLE UNDER THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM GERTRUDE OR JONATHAN OR ANYONE LISTEN TO ALICE!!!
alice is so in love with him this is so terrible for the narrative
WHAT? WHATTTTT???? WHAAAAAATTTT????? oh my god i knew it i knew they would cliffhanger us. i fucking knew it. APRIL 11TH IS SO FAR AWAY ☹️☹️☹️☹️
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witchinatree · 3 months
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magnus protocol episode 4 recap
WHAT IS SAM DOING LOOKING UP MAGNUS PROTCOL THATS OUR JOB!!!!!!
"you do not want to get found anywhere near it" alice please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please put the death flags down babe
oh shit? augustus? special occasion?? lord.
wonder if augustus is rare because the rest of the time chester/norris is beating him up (this is definitely not possible)
ooh shit the guy talked to an eye avatar (idk if thats how this even works anymore but like, the guy jon sims'd him)
..augustus reading a statement about leaving an important powerful thing to his family.. this powerful things that requires to be "fed" with "blood" but it does not have to be his own. the thing that takes over your life and pulls you to hurt either yourself or others to fufill its hunger. this violin is being left to his family, and augustus is reading it, with gwen BOUCHARD in the room.. guys? "feed my violin nephew, for i have given it all that i have.. and more."
THE HELL. THE HELL WAS THAT BIT AT THE END. WHY WAS IT GWEN WHO HEARD IT IM SO SICK OF THIS PODCAST ALREADY.
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witchinatree · 3 months
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magnus protocol episode 2 recap
sam please do not TOUCH the magnus institute you are in danger i'm loving how the fears are represented slightly differently like its an alternate universe so obviously they're like that but i really love how they're subtly making the changes
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witchinatree · 2 months
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magnus protocol recap 6
HOLY SHITTT i knew celia would show up bc of the casting but she WORKS THERE NOW? babygirl what are you up to
anyway um sam and celia pairing came out of nowhere but alice is so right all the time i love her so much
also that whole fear thing.. ughaudfhashfaafhda that had me TREMBLING i hate needles
anyone else think that was kind of like eviler michael almost, like our michael distortion was evil but i love him too much to acknowledge it and needle boy was WEIRD.
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witchinatree · 3 months
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magnus protocol episode 1 recap
i cried at the sound of martin norris and jon chester's voices i miss them i had also forgotten how much this podcast scares me!! im so excited and very spooked and oh my god EYESSS final thought sam wdym "blast from the past" about the magnus institute are you ok hun
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