I LOVE MY WIFE RAAAHHHHHH HE IS AWESOME HES THE BEST

Starray yes

ok actually building more on the idea of jigsaw apprentice grocery shopping trips and the various reasons they all suck at it (John doesn't go out bc he's too ill and also way too recognisable)

Amanda - It's not really Amanda's fault that she sucks at getting the groceries, she struggles with chronic nausea as a side effect of her sobriety so she ends up buying lots of small, bland snack foods and forgets to get actual ingredients for big meals. She does eventually start buying more fruit to make smoothies for John as his cancer gets worse and she flips her shit when she catches hoffman stealing it for himself later

Lawrence - Lawrence should be the best at getting the groceries but he forgets that basically only hoffman and himself can cook (and hoffman sticks to simple staple meals.) He buys a lot of fancy preserved foods and fresh ingredients assuming the other apprentices will cook with them only to find Adam eating feta out of the jar with a fork.

Mark - Hoffman is usually the one to actually get the groceries as he does buy a decent amount of food and he's an okay cook (he used to have regular family dinners with angelina where he'd cook her comfort foods.) He cooks a lot of pasta bakes and roasts, tends to stick to stodgy, hearty meals. The rest of the stuff he buys is usually microwave ready meals and those big chunky meat soup cans for big boys. One year Amanda buys him one of those super cheap kiss the cook aprons as a joke and he now unironically wears it every time he cooks.

Adam - They let Adam buy the groceries one single time and he ended up bringing home seven bags of frozen potato gems, four litres of mountain dew and a pack of darts. John doesn't talk to him for two weeks.

Grantaire (drinking his concoction of beer, brandy and absinthe): Stable? Stable is for horses.

KazuRei Week Day 1 - Growing Old

when miri is fully grown and moves away from the family home, the papas move to the countryside and become the unofficial elder gays in the little village

sometimes you turn 30 and it’s almost obligatory to celebrate at the throwback brewery

Am buzzed and thinking about Telemachus and sense of self and also Odysseus and sense of 9f self. One who doesn't have one because he's not had the chance to grown into a man bthat in the traditional kind of way, without a father so lacking tje uhhh what's it called the uh the someone to copy idk I drank half a liter of 12° beer without eaying anything give me a break, anyway he doesn't have a paragon (idk if that's the word??????) he doesn't have an example of what it means to be a man, and he didn't have the chance to grow into a normal (by the time's standards) man, (am I even making sense????) And Odysseus had to be so many different people in order to survive so he had to abandon what made him Odysseus in order to become someone else and that has to have changed him. And just, thinking about father and son meeting not knowing each other and not knowing who they are and having to learn everything anew, and learning to be their own self alongside each other

"Oookay" said Hob, trying to continue the conversation, avoiding anything that could become an awkward silence. "So, what's your favourite animal?"

"My favourite animal? What poor excuse of a question to be asked a being like me is that?"

"Well, I asked the other day if I could know you better so we have less misunderstandings..."

"And you decide to ask me for my favourite animal."

"Your name or being are off limits, you basically hate me when I try to feed you, your favourite color obviously is black, sooo the next stupid basic question is your favourite animal."

Dream started smiling a little after hearing what considered obvious his human friend. "I don't really have one. They changed a lot over the millennia."

"Wha-? For fuck's sake, pardon my French, how old are you??!"

Ice and Mav are the type of couple who can't go shopping together because it takes them hours to buy everything they need every because they argue about every single item the other picks up. But when just one of goes to the supermarket he always comes back with something the other one loves or any kind of food he sees and makes him thing of his love.

ah yes my delicious dinner of one whole loaf of soft cheese and a bag of salami sticks

Thinking about how Kawi was wearing Pisaeng's clothes during that kiss scene because he showed up at Pisaeng's house with nothing but the clothes on his back and sunglasses, and the sunglasses are probably for a hangover. Man! He is so lucky he can go back in time and stop himself from becoming an alcoholic

me waiting for the friends beer and a movie

Listens to my own playlists for the nth time ever because my music taste is better than literally everyone else

KUMAIL NANJIANI as Dinesh Chugtai

Silicon Valley, HBO - season 2

when food is either not sounding good to your current sensory issues or takes too much effort for your avolition. so you fill a sippy cup with diet root beer and call it good