yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that
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every episode of iwtv is like louis is stressed the fuck out and lestat (it’s probably his fault), posing gayly in the background, is like “can we have sex”
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Tragic: in that mood to learn every language but there's not enough time or energy in the day
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stop freaking out about getting old and start planning out what kind of old person you're gonna be
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This is a friendly reminder to give your OC a firm and unmistakable L every now and then.
This is a necessary action to keep your OC healthy for the long term.
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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you
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note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol
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i wish i could purr so my friends know im still happy even if m not saying anything
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devotion that corrupts is my favorite btw there's nothing wrong with it ever & it should be encouraged
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do you ever find yourself bedeviled by writing ideas that are the equivalent of finding a single carrot in your fridge. your brain goes "we should write a pirate story" or "we should write a parisian thief caper" and you ask, "all right, what do we cook with that, then?" and it says "no other ingredients (:"
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”Never ignore your gut feelings!” my gut feelings tell me that Freddy Fazbear is outside of my door at night
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i really love it when people here are “not normal” about the things they love. yes!! break down the scene that you’ve been obsessing over for weeks! create incredibly intricate theories based on a few throwaway lines! explain why you love this character so much—458 reasons and counting, and with visual aids! i love to see people putting their heart and soul into not being normal!!!
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‘Butch Bodies’ : a lino print!
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the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline
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