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Family Bathtime!
a gift for @sunshinecookie109
#adult swim#12ozmouse#fanart#shipping#rectangular businessshark#rectangular businessman#shark#cube squarekid#lil babby#baby bath#francis cheap & out of control#hot tub#hot boi#faptime#baby cube#oc child
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#salt #girona #gironatattoo #tattoos #tattoo #tatuatge #tatuaje #girones #gironès #catalunya #solidink #fusionink #ogtattoosupply #linework #lineworktattoo #blackwork #blackworktattoo #faptime #fapfapfapfap #jesusiswatchingyou #jesusiswatchingyoumasturbate #5contra1 #cincocontrauno #2018 #parentaladvisory #eroticart #grn (at Inkdependent Tattoo · Girona) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp6scmvFMRK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lldd7rwnhrir
#salt#girona#gironatattoo#tattoos#tattoo#tatuatge#tatuaje#girones#gironès#catalunya#solidink#fusionink#ogtattoosupply#linework#lineworktattoo#blackwork#blackworktattoo#faptime#fapfapfapfap#jesusiswatchingyou#jesusiswatchingyoumasturbate#5contra1#cincocontrauno#2018#parentaladvisory#eroticart#grn
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Naruhina doujinshi hentai despues de haberme visto la serie completa es lo mejor que te puede pasar como otaku pajerx .<3
El nombre de esta saga es Neko Panic | KITTY PANIC! (Naruto) [English] [TL Anon]
Dee nada 0:)
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Jerkin' it January, faptime February, masturbation March, Mighty nut May, Jizz-filled June, Jackin' off July, Auto-erotic August, Self-pleasure September, oil it up October, Nuke your nuts November, and Destroy your Dick December. anybody up for the challenge?
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Okay.... So I love Kisuke and Shunsui. 😍😍 How about some NSFW for them and the reader? Separate if possible. Please and thank you! PS: You are awesome!
AYYYYYYY thanks anon! I love me some pervy bros, and no matter how objectively sexy these two are, you can’t deny they’re definitely HUGE, leery ass perverts – with no shame and/or qualms about it! Of course, it helps that they’re gorgeous as hell. LET THERE BE SMUT!
(this gif is absolute sin, btw)
KisukeSo many toys, so much time
The man is an inventor so pls prepare yourself for some very special inventions that Kisuke will somehow manage to beta test on you, whether you like it or not
He’ll start with improving the toys you own #ActsOfService
One week your go-to vibrator suddenly has 5 more intensity settings?
The next all the shitty jelly toys in your nightstand have been replaced with quality silicone ones in the same shape and size??
And now the ears on your jackrabbit can mOvE???
Discovering this one was kinda funny because you were nice and settled in Kisuke’s bedroom, waiting for him to finish up some work in the next room
So you’re going to town with your toy, ah, warming up for the events to follow, when you feel movement on your clit
Kisuke can barely contain his snorts of laughter when he hears the crescendo of realisation in your very unladylike ‘…whattHEFUCK?!?!’ through the thin paper of the shoji doors
Did I say it was funny? I meant funny for him, less so for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Soon he’s inventing brand new toys for his amusement
For the most part you’re down for them but he’ll find some way to trick/convince/seduce you into trying out even the more dubious ones
One of the most ambitious things he ever did was - you guessed it - putting a gigai of himself to work (come on. ‘Inflatable gigai’ PLSSSSS KUBO U DIDNT EVEN TRY WITH THAT ONE)
He texts you as you finish work - [Hurry home, birthday girl.] A lewd picture. His kosode thrown open, right hand vanishing under his pants, gripping himself. And worst (best?) of all, the tip of his flushed, pink head peeking oh so slightly above the hem of his pants.
Why did you have to open that text on the train?
Your embarrassment from the train has turned to irritation by the time you step into the living room, and Kisuke’s stupid grin isn’t helping. Neither is the fact that he’s now fully clothed again.
He tries to placate you with wandering hands and soft kisses on your neck.
“Maybe next time, try and warn me so I don’t traumatise innocent people on the train with a half-naked picture of my boyfriend?”
His laugh is muffled into your collarbone but it vibrates through your entire body
It’s getting harder to stay angry, especially when his leg is pushing between yours, hands pushing your top off your shoulders.
Kisuke kisses down the centre of your chest and you grab his hat, tossing it across the room without looking
“Hey, that’s my favourite hat.” The voice came from right behind your ear.
Instinctively, you wriggle in panic, hands reaching for Kisuke at the intrusion.
But after a split second it registers – that was Kisuke’s voice. And Kisuke’s body, pressed against your back. While Kisuke was also still pressed against your front?
Kisuke #2 snakes a hand around, under your skirt, under your underwear, dipping into your folds.
Somehow, you manage to get a snippy remark in even as Kisuke #1 works your breasts and Kisuke #2 works your sopping pussy
You lean your head backwards on his chest and look up at him, giving the best shit-eating grin you can manage. “A fucking- ah! Blow up- doll- ahh- that’s my- my- birthday present?”
The look of surprise on the real Kisuke’s face is priceless. Your grin widens, even as you let out breathy little exhales. Yup. Still got it.
Kisuke #1 releases a nipple from his mouth. “I resent that,” he whines with a pout.
“Get back to work, Kisuke 1.” You order the gigai, pushing his head back down to your chest.
Kisuke chuckles into your ear. “So mean, princess. Maa, it is your birthday, after all.”
“Damn right, Kisuke 2.”
ShunsuiNaptime or faptime? The struggle is real.
Ok so Shunsui is lazy as fuck right? So I HC that regular naps are an integral part of the Kyoraku Shunsui 10-step program
But naps are just step 2
Step 1, the most important step, is regular copulation
“It’s an excellent stress reliever, petal.” w o w breaking news Shunsui experiences stress???? Someone call Nanao
So if you have any sort of sex dream, Shunsui wants to be the first to know
He will subscribe to that podcast no problem
Notifications on, RSS feed, whatever - you can’t combine two of his favourite things (sleep and you) and not give him a taste
If he’s around when you have the sex dream, even better
If you talk/move in your sleep AND are having a sex dream AND he’s around?
Girl
You best prepare yourself and your pussy cos like
You will suddenly understand that lazy does not = lethargic
So if you have this winning combination, Shunsui will want to rail you right then and there, but if you don’t wake up after his teasing touches, he’ll settle for telling you allll about it the following morning
He’ll find it super cute if you blush
But if you want to make him blush, just ask him to follow through next time.
He’ll waffle about a bit Are you sure Petal, Maa I couldn’t, But I want you to enjoy yourself too Flower, blah blah blah
Be firm. If you have to, say “Shunsui, I would like you to please fuck me the next time that I have a sex dream while in bed with you, thank you, kind regards, your s/o”
The next night, there are the telltale signs of you wrapping yourself around him, rubbing against him, mewling incoherently and talking in your sleep.
Shunsui gets to work. He’ll be surprised by how into it he is, and as a result isn’t as stealthy as he’d like to be, so maybe his attentions wake you up.
Nbd, just go with it and enjoy the orgasms (yes, it may be the middle of the night, but there will be multiple ones. My mans Shunsui is just that good ;D)
Be naughty and make a special request once he’s wrung the last orgasm from you, a request that will make it hard for him to get back to sleep.
What request you ask?
Well, after making said request you’ll fall back asleep and back into your sex dream (lucky girl). Maybe it gets a little intense. A little more…vivid than usual. As your dream romp gets more strenuous, your body being repeatedly bounced up towards the headboard, and down again, you’ll slowly blink into wakefulness
And what’s the first thing you see? Shunsui sliding in and out of you smoothly, peppering your face with light kisses as your begin to stir. What a way to start the day…
“Good morning, beautiful.” His heavy lidded eyes never looked more appropriate for the situation.
Basically: ask him to wake you up with sex, thanks for coming (heh) to my ted talk
Shoutout to @buriedinbleach for the Petal nickname, I’m pretty sure you came up with this, and now i can’t think of Shunsui giving reader-chan any other nickname than that, except for Flower???
#anon#asks#Shunsui Kyoraku#Kisuke Urahara#ayy look who's writing something someone actually asked for#after 972537 million years#Bleach#Bleach headcanons#the secks#Anonymous
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Tak czasami się zastanawiam, czy to co robię jest dobre dla mnie 🤔 . Przychodzi chwila zwątpienia, ale jedynie chwila! Bo za następną chwilę wiem dlaczego to wszystko robię 😀 . Nie jest łatwo, po drodze popełniłem w chu..... błędów, nie mówiąc już o 💲 . Najbardziej cieszy mnie to, że nauczyłem się podejmować ryzyko 📈📉 . I jadę z tematem 😁💪 Bo trzeba coś w życiu robić aby mieć na starość co opowiadać 😉 . Ciekawe 😃 . . . #życie #decyzje #krokpokroku #docelu #zmiananalepsze #nastawienie #etap #level #góra #dół #up #down #nawyk #socialmedia #markaosobista #marketingonline #inwestycja #biznesonline #krypto #rw #faptime #nauka (w: England) https://www.instagram.com/p/BlqxkVznPMN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uz24cxlai66z
#dół#krypto#góra#zmiananalepsze#level#faptime#nastawienie#marketingonline#nauka#nawyk#etap#socialmedia#docelu#biznesonline#down#życie#inwestycja#decyzje#krokpokroku#rw#up#markaosobista
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sin nanatsu no taizai es una serie muuuuy sexual, del tipo en que medio tocan a la protagonista y ya le destrozaron la ropa, con escenas explícitas, recomendada para alguien que quiere un faptime la historia es más bien mediocre pero las imágenes y música son muy buenas, es algo blasfema pero si eso te da igual no tiene trascendencia.
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#fap #fapfap #fapiacere #fapgirls #fappening #fapabookawards #fapa #faptime #fapfriday #fapmaterial #fapceramiche #FAPPIANS #FAPPER #fapabook #fapping #fapgirl #fapgraphicsandphotographyllc #FAphotography #fapi #Fapcom #fapefam #Fappy #fapped #fappani #fapgirlcomedy #fapremierleague #FaPrime14 #faplacetoremember #fappers #fapf
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Faptime! I Find Ya by @kuanteki (at Kamenskuralskiy, Sverdlovskaya Oblast', Russia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4_DXR0H3zj/?igshid=eh5wixx6cjf2
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A Fappy Movie Title A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
Disney's Faptime Stories
-Gerald
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#memesreborn
У нас в клане существует целый культ мемов.
Постараюсь запостить здесь малую часть.
1. PET WHERE IS SANTO ROBE REC? - Этот мем родился на одном из рейдов, когда Petrilli был лидером пати и под конец рейда ушел на faptime. Мы воевали против LC и требовалось сменить дроп, чтобы его мог подобрать каждый, а не тот, кто надамажит. Но Petrilli был афк и главой пати, никто не ожидал этого. Дроп выпал на одного человека, который не смогу подобрать вовремя (его же все убивали) и рецепт Santo De Blank Robe ушел к LC. После этого мы часто так дразним Petrilli ^^
2. AMADURA TANK - Amadura находится в моей клане чуть ли не с самого начала. Запомнился нам ахуенным танкованием боссов. Знаете, это когда ты играешь не только против босса, но еще и танка! Только когда Amadura танчит умирает DPS, всегда происходит полный пиздец. Amadura ужасный танк, но это даже весело. Иногда...
3. NEW OWNER SOON - Однажды ibrahim, которого я считала очень активным и важным человеком, решил уйти от нас. Поступил он как мразь. Все на все поинты шмота и сказал, что отдает акк братику! После этого ливнул из клана и ушел к врагам,а в его инфе появилась строчка “New Owner”. Играть он продолжал, но возможно было стыдно за лив. Мы тогда были слабы и он ушел к лучшей жизни, скажем так :)
4. Scam Vault - Этот мем родился во времена, когда Barria кинул LC и в Odelia тоже произошло что-то похожее. Потом еще и один из нубо-кланов пострадал. Начался целый челлендж кидал. Все пиздили склад и ливали из клана. В шутку меня часто спрашивали “sank when you will scam vault?” или “so many recs in scam vault”. Ги склад у нас называют просто Scam Vault ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
5. Everyone hates sank - ЧТО? Иногда я восхищалась ненавистью людей ко мне. Вроде я и не делала ничего такого...хотя, возможно я очень часто забивала гвоздики в гробы определенных людей, пусть и не своими руками¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Odelia часто использовали меня на CW как боксерскую грушу. Даже если LC или любой другой враг атакует колонну Odelia, то стоило мне ПРОСТО ПОДОЙТИ К КОЛОННЕ LC, как они все сбегались, дабы отпиздить меня ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Это была полная ненависть к моей персоне. На CW нам всегда было трудно, ведь враги сбегались на нашу колонну в первую очередь. Такой уж у них приоритет. Многие кланы могли забрать колонну в тихую, но не мы. Помню однажды стояла возле колонны LC в соло. Так ко мне пришли Vugtis/ Olymp/ Monarch + фул бафф рио и т.д. Против меня. ОДНОЙ МЕНЯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Они еще наверное подрались между собой за возможность дать мне по лицу
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