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squishysoftmonsters · 4 months
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Triggers : Sexual Content/Expansion/[Mature +18 Minors /Ageless DNI]
💚Imagine trying to use the water in your home..but it was green otherworldly slime that had the feeling of man jizz..
Imagine coming home after a hard day of work. You hear squelches,scrambling and chitter sounds,as if little monsters invaded the plumbing of your house.
Usual bathroom time for you was 3am..but your tired eyes focused on a lengthy mass that seemed to be asleep in the sink. Its glow was very faint. You thought it was an alien leech.
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Nervously turning on the light,it was several glowing penile eel monsters that screeched awake once the light hit them,trying to scramble out of the sink. They squished and writhed free of your firm hold,slithering back into hiding.
You : Seriously,dildo monsters in my house? This can't be happening to me..
You sighed looking at your impressive collection and dropped your face into your hands while sitting on your bed. The plumber would laugh his ass off with you trying to explain that living dildo monsters are affecting the quality of water. Who could you tell?
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Your head did a u turn at a chitter under your bed,a single green eye staring into yours.
You : [softly] Its okay little guy. You can come out. Pun not intended.
A soft mrrrrp noise came from the penile alien creature as it inched toward your hand. The red and white banding throughout with teeth decor supporting it's body reminded of your favorite pour.
You lifted and petted it..Treating it like a little animal,building it a dark place to lay its soft head. Days went by,and you noticed your penis pet began to grow out of the little enclosure,features more and more defined.
You : They grow so fast. [gasps]
More mmrrrp noises came from your pipes,your sink..toilet and shower head. Soon your house was squirming with large penile aliens! Their tender knobs and teeth decor against your face.
You : [gasps] Oh dear...
The penile aliens began to poke where they shouldnt,but you were firm with them. You could'nt sleep with the mmrrp noises,and being covered in their slime,as they turned demanding..fighting to be intimate with you.
Over time they became aggressive and jealous as you spent intimate time with your toys and not them. Their warm,pleasant smelling bodies began to pile and wrap you,screeching and fighting for your holes.
You : [snarls] Bad..BAD.
You yelped as one went in you,stretching your stomach,then your knees buckled and you collapsed.
The mmrrp noises became erratic as they stuffed you. It felt horrible,but it felt good too. Weighted,full and gurgling,you panted and wobbled around your house,feeling them rhythmically pump you from inside.
You : [weak laughter] Eheh..
You fell to the floor,squirming and gasping in orgasm,spurting slime as the alien penile monsters had their way with you. Fat and engorged,you looked like an round egg on the ground,enjoying the pleasurable fullness of being stuffed from inside.
They climbed all over your body,sucking and biting on your body,covering you in hickeys. High from their pleasant smell,you did'nt fight them.
Their mmrrp noises were like music to your ears as you lulled to sleep in utter orgasmic bliss. You kept the penile aliens..and they kept you...
They took over your home..They became your everything...
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Finding otherworldly Dick Monsters in your sink? Sign me up! Inspired by this post from the awesome @batbitestoys ! Their pours are gorgeous beyond belief..please show them love!
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Good afternoon (and morning to all oversea folks!) We’ve got a little sneak peek for you before posting the Large Sir Gawain specs and pricing later today <3
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It is near identical to my own hand in size (average on the small side) and should hopefully be perfect if you're looking for a realistic fisting experience.
I normally don't share all of the ~*trials and tribulations*~ but this lad was a hell and a half to mold.
The mold popped off the base almost completely, and we ended up staying until 9 pm to get the leaking to stop. Cayde was standing on a stepping stool and just pushing down for an hour straight as I was frantically trying to re-attach it with clay and topping it up with more silicone!
I'm already a week behind on schedule (thanks ADHD and stomach bug) so I couldn't afford anything to go wrong this week. I pretty much gave up on having this come out right, and mentally prepared to redo the whole thing. I'd have to re-print the mold shell and everything which would just take about a week on its own. We came back the next day got the master out of the mold, but not without some broken fingers, nausea and Pain
We put so much energy into getting this guy finished on time, and I've never had a mold failure this critical. I thought it was toast, but he's here, on time, and I'm freaking exhausted! TTuTT
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mansnovembris · 2 months
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Tenta Fork from Strangebedfellas... can I just say how amazing it is that it was inspired by art from Succuboos (NSFW link)
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Where do I begin?
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On its debut, it was immediate love at first sight. i am very hit or miss with tentacle toys and almost never see a dual ended toy that interests me.
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I grew up on tentacle erotica, so it's always been one of those things where I'm very much 'i like what I like and I don't what I don't'. The only models I have are Wandering Bard's Grick (which I'm obsessed with) and Strangebedfella's Small Xymon (my favorite grinder). This fits in perfect.
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As for the shape of the fork, I love that this seems to be ideal for someone who just wants that little something backdoor and not that same something that goes in front. i like a few toys that have symmetrical measurements, but it's not doable for me in use and more so just something I find pretty (Like Twilight Meadow Creations Nattarman, beautiful, but cannot use). The fact that it's tapered, but not too pointy is a big plus.
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and then we get into the color... This is an absolute dreamy. i couldn't have requested a more perfect pour even if I tried.
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I am still feeling out Near Clear, but I couldn't deny how insane this coloration is. Holy shit, if it doesn't look like it's creeping up from a deep sea abyss...
the colorshift is phenomenal and I'm now able to have all my tentacles in different color shifts themes. the swirls of a firey cooper and red and gold, teals, emerald greens, and blues... and how it fades into a see through tip?!!
Also, it's very shimmery throughout.
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it's just absolutely perfect. i still cannot believe my luck in getting this beauty and my medium demon batou in the same drop. my priority was always tenta fork, so when I was refreshing and saw Batou drop and not Tenta, I thought I had missed it. I got Batou and then decided to refresh Tenta fork a few more times just in case and then it popped up on the 3rd or 4th refresh. i was like, YOINK!
One thing I will say is that even though it's near clear, it feels very different from my other near clear toys. This is more squishy and the texture is a little more tacky. i actually like how it feels and I should probable ask what type they use to see if it's any different from the near clear other toy companies use.
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cryptidecstasy · 2 months
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Behold, the embodiment of sensuality: a silk smooth dragon draped in the delicate hues of cotton candy 🍬✨ Picture yourself entwined in its luxurious embrace, feeling the soft caress of its velvety scales against your skin. With every breath, you're consumed by an intoxicating passion, lost in a whirlwind of desire and ecstasy. Who else yearns to succumb to the tantalizing allure of this mystical being?
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cataleyasex · 8 months
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Good morning!! mis amores
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plantchow · 1 year
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my current fantasy toy collection! thinking about downsizing soon to make room for dreamies but here's what I got rn :3
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squishysoftmonsters · 29 days
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💚I wholeheartedly miss you all,and I'm deeply sorry for my absence. I had a simple pimple on my finger,and ignored it,as I'm afraid of hospitals. Finally I got it treated as it grew into a large infected sore. I didn't want to lose my finger. It will take a few weeks before it's good again as my finger is still sore and swollen. Remember, Penisaurus loves you💚
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New Model: Sir Gawain the Knight!
Hey folks! We're very excited to finally share the size and specs for our newest model, Sir Gawain the Knight! He'll be available at our next drop, Dec 8th @ 20:00/8pm CET/2pm EST. We're currently starting with sizes Mini, Small, and Medium until we acquire a larger printer that will be able to print the master sculpts life-sized!
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mansnovembris · 1 month
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One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish... 🧜🏾🧜🏾‍♂️
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Hermann the Merman is here!!!
It's so pretty! The overall shape of the model is gorgeous, the details are so well thought out, and they did a great job trying to match my Calypso. It's not a perfect match, but what it lacks in perfection (which, I knew it was never going to be perfect. even if I asked the same shop that did the original Calypso pour if they would redo it, it could never be the same) it more than makes up for in its own right!
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The way the gold sits on the underside of the toy, highlighting the scales! I honestly feel like this model is made for a highlight and I am apparently their first try at it, given my request. I was pleasantly surprised by the detail.
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Even though the red isn't super pronounced, i really like how it makes me feel like my fishy theme ties in together in different shades.
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Hear me out... all of the toys are red, black, and gold. Calypso focuses more on the red, a bit of gold highlight, and the black base. Merman focuses on gold, red undertone, with black base.
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Xenovum focuses more on black with the red peeking through and that sneaky gold shimmer throughout.
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Like, I love how each one plays on a different highlight and color focus, but they're all made up of the same color theme.
Another great purchase. I'm currently debating on if I want 2 models I'm holding out on, I keep going back and forth with how badly I want a new model from another shop (but really shouldn't given that it's the same shape and specs as another model I already have.) and then a possible dreamy that may come up and my need to have a matching pair.
...my suitcase is starting to overflow.
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cryptidecstasy · 8 months
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This is just a small collection of my designs. Every single one is a unique pattern and design. If you want something unique that I don’t have I can design it totally custom for you, either as a one off, or that could be added to my design lists.
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a-fae-slvt · 5 days
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Perpetually horny and stuck living with an ex and his family. Bringing people over isn't possible.
Want to help?
Buy me a toy in exchange for in use pictures (and maybe a video)!
DM me if you are interested. I'll give you an Etsy list of toys, zip code for estimating shipping (if pertinent), and my PayPal. You tell me which toy and send me the funds. Upon receipt of funds, you get a screenshot of the etsy receipt and an in use picture from me using a currently owned toy.
I'm open to items not on the list with a bit of negotiation, too!
(I will accept general donations to the "better living" fund as well.)
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