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i request me eating that bread??? because it looks so damn good??
also omg i'm glad you're alive!!! You art just hits different.
thank you friend!! unfortunately that bread is gone (in my mouth) but what about alex eating bread for you :)
#fancy--that#local man shocked after eating food for taste and not sustenance#i do suscribe to the headcanon that neither of them should be allowed in a kitchen but if one of them could cook it would be thomas#maybe this is them in the tsaoh universe#jamilton#hamilton#ask
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Stolen from her Instagram
Look how pretty she is!!!
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like whack a mole
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I could think of no better way to share the news than this!
So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.
Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.
Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!
Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)
He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!
I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!
Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:
#personal#okay to reblog#my cat#cat people#honestly i can't believe this#like it happened to me and it still feels so fanciful and unreal#like something out of a children's story book or something#he's such a good boy!#he purrs like a motorbike and loves his brushy!!!
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She saw her moment and got glossed up for it
#tumblr#tumblr icon#im pretty sure this is deliberate because its way too fancy#twitter#icon#elon musk#kinda#its pretty funny#ios#hellsite
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sorry it took me too long to draw this guy i had to:
1. learn how to do a gummy effect, and 2. try to draw him in a way that doesn't make it obvious i'm a furry
failed that last one but yknow what i'll take what i can get 👍
#listen i am trying so hard to not just make him a hunk. but the demons the DEMONS.... they're beating my ass man#the amazing digital circus#tadc#gummigoo#my art#my fancy art
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she has been pickled for her crimes
#multiple#calcifer strikes again#mouseblr#asf rat#ratblr#pet rats#mouse#fancy mice#fancy mouse#rodentblr#african soft furs#african soft furred rats#asf rats
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woke up and someone spilled vanilla extract all over my dash, so as punishment you strange little beasties are getting all the VANILLA FACTS i know:
vanilla is the 2nd most expensive spice in the world (2nd to saffron)
which is why more than 99% of what we call "vanilla extract" is actually vanillin (vanilla's dominant flavor compound) and is not extracted from real vanilla.
luckily, even professionals struggle to tell the difference when it comes to things like baked goods. but there is a distinct difference in non-heat treated products like vanilla ice cream. real vanilla has a more complex, individualized flavor profile.
why is vanilla so expensive? because it is a ridiculously delicate & demanding crop. complete primadonna.
vanilla beans come from vanilla orchids. these crazy flowers bloom for A SINGLE DAY and have to be HAND-POLLINATED in a process that is exhausting, delicate, and requires specialist knowledge passed down over generations.
then, if you're lucky, you get vanilla beans.
which then require months of further specialized treatment.
the entire process takes about a year and can go wrong at any stage
vanilla has been cultivated for over 800 years (possibly much longer). the first known cultivators are the Totonac, an indigenous people of Mexico.
the Aztecs used it as a sweetener to balance out the bitter taste of cocoa. it was popular in a drink called xocolatl--the precursor to modern hot chocolate!
it is only pollinated by a very specific orchid bee!!!
which is why no fruit could be grown outside of Mexico until the 1800s
Edmond Albius, born into slavery, invented the pollination method we still use today--launching a global industry when he was just 12 years old.
today, the majority of the world's vanilla is grown in Madagascar
if you want real vanilla, read the labels carefully--it's harder to find than you think!
in conclusion, those tiny black specks you see in fancy vanilla ice cream? those are vanilla bean seeds! itty bitty orchid seeds!!! they are delicious and also a PRISSY BITCH!
(src)
#Vanilla Extract#i open the tumblr app and immediately my nostrils are invaded by the overwhelming stench of vanilla#also if you want real vanilla extract at a discount: check out stores like HomeGoods TJMaxx Marshalls etc#the foodstuffs section tends to have fancy nonperishables for much cheaper than upscale grocery stores#you can get things like saffron truffles fancy oils at surprising prices#still expensive but like. 50% cheaper#or just shoplift if that's your thing i won't tell you how to live your life#did i just spend an hour writing this? yes. why did i do that? i don't KNOW
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they are on a picnic date cloud watching
(well one of them is)
#screw fancy dining at the ritz let them go on a picnic date at a park#let them live in that simplicity#good omens#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#also yes aziraphale is wearing crowleys coat
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i was looking around the cage for my fourth rat until...
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Smithers loves you and wants to listen to what you have to say
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This is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life
#cute animals#pigeons#cute birds#pet pigeon#pet birds#pigeon#funny birds#feral pigeon#rescue pets#fancy pigeon
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sweet roll
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Karlach Cliffgate- fire of my heart
#i love her so much!#baldur's gate 3#karlach cliffgate#karlach#bg3#baldurs gate#my art#baldurs gate 3#i hand drew all that infernal script#its what her tattoos say#well i drew it in pen#but still#it looks so fancy i lvoe it
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stupid bastard man (affectionate).
#elias bouchard#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#jonah magnus#inside you there are two wolves#one knows that Elias would wear the most boring suits known to mankind#the other wishes to give him fancy colors and eye motifs#he suggested filing as a form of therapy how am I supposed to justify an emerald suit#he gets a smidge of green#as a treat
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i thought too hard about insect motifs got a little silly and made... a lot lmao
these versions of the characters are from @sm-baby's amazing digital carnival au!!
full images and rambling about insect choices are gonna get stuck under the cut... it'll be a bit long and i will be putting photos of real bugs down there so be mindful
pomni: "butterfly"
inspirational species are black swallowtails mostly for the shape, and malay red harlequins mostly for the pattern
carnival pomni's actually the one that kickstarted this whole set... i drew her hat in a way that reminded me of butterflies, went "wait...", then i fully leaned into it :)
jax: "centipede"
there was no specific species for jax. without being able to use color, they were too similar to pick any out... i have included a giant centipede just for reference though since it was mainly larger centipedes i used for inspiration
anddd there's a little bonus sketch for how pre-sentience jax might've looked with a centipede outfit... he gets a bug scarf and some goggles!
ragatha: "ladybug"
inspirational species was the twice-stabbed ladybug chosen because the inverted color scheme looked the best out of all the ones i tried, and also because it's a metal name and we know ragatha's good with a knife... stabby stab... i did add more than two spots to the dress though, it just looks cooler lol
gangle: "spider"
inspiration was the spinybacked orb weaver which i was absolutely ecstatic to find because come on that is the perfect spider for gangle like look at it!! it looks like her mask, it's got red, it's got gold on the limbs, literally twinning
zooble: "mantis"
inspiration was the spiny flower mantis which, like with gangle, i feel is pretty much perfect for zooble... they come in many colors (including pink), have abstract patterns, and it gave me the excuse to cover zooble in spikes :D fun
and no kaufmo because i'm lazy and he's dead (sorry kaufmo fans but am i wrong), and the rest don't have bug names that i know of?
i still want to draw the carnival characters in their regular looks sometime, i just got really really inspired by the idea of secret skins and bug-themed outfits and went a liiittle haywire :P
anyways if you read all that you're a real one and you've got too much time on your hands... if you didn't, i understand, i get wordy, sorry :'D okay i think that's all byeee
#the amazing digital circus#the amazing digital carnival#carnival au#tadc#pomni#jax#ragatha#gangle#zooble#bugs#spiders#gif#my art#my fancy art
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