propaganda:
❌ "false apple ate yuri, clearly it hates lesbians. big pass on the big apple"
❌ "False Apple is literally a rotting apple full of maggots. That's all kinds of infections just waiting to happen if you fuck it."
❌ "Smash it do you can smash it to a pulp for what it did to all of us. There is no forgiveness."
✅️ "everyone passing on the maggoty apple have never wanted to fuck jane prentiss and/or the flesh hive magnus archives and it shows"
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Grrrrarrrghhh
Uhm. Hi limbus company tumblr
I give you this random au I have
Don’t really know what call this au??? Working name is False Sinner AU tho that sounds neat
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Canto I Dungeon Boss
Maybe the Golden Bough lies inside the apple?
Lacking Data
Last time I wrote an observation log, I was a kid, so I'm not sure if I'm up to this, but... I guess orders are orders. So, uhh... Start with describing its appearance? Hm, alright. That was an apple. A huge grotesque apple with limbs. Personally speaking, doesn't it freak you out when a food item gets all massive or starts walking on its own? Is it just me? I went off-topic there. Anyway, that apple was golden. Definitely not something out of your average orchard. Mmm, right. It's what you call an Abnormality, yeah? Then yeah, that apple Abnormality was strutting all by itself. So I... I was getting a growing urge to chop that apple. It was almost magnetic. Hard to explain. ...Well, you won't find a lot of people who hate apples as much as I do. I guess that's on my unusual past. We decided to fall back for now since we had too little intel to try and fight. We'll probably take it on at some point, so I'll write down more when that time comes.
>How disorganized. Were your reports as terrible during your military service?
>Vergilius instructed us to write these however we wanted. Dante agreed with that, too.
>...If Executive Manager is fine with it, I won't object.
>[A cigarette burn is left on the paper.] S.P.C.
>Seriously, some petty complaint that was.
Obs. Level I
Man, that was tiring. It kept healing itself or whatever, it just wouldn't fall after we sliced, tore, smashed, and did all kinds of damage to it. Fighting it was pretty simple... Well, it's not like all of us got out unscathed, though. What it does it run into us for a body slam. Not too hard to deal with once you're used to it. I think I get its schtick after fighting it a few times. You see, it's got a golden aura floating around it, yeah? But the aura was gone after the apple recovered several times. Maybe that's the threshold of regeneration. I'll let manager bug know about this. It might be what helps end this tedious struggle.
Obs. Level II
... [What appears to be foul words are scribbled out.] This is why you put me in charge of the observation? Did you know this crap would happen and... Yeah, no. There's no way you could have... None of us could, this was our first time. Gah... When I blew that golden apple up, it split open. Then some [What appears to be foul words are scribbled out.]ed branches popped out of the crack, and... That thing, that bastard... It took Yuri... And with that new nutrient, a swarm of maggots piled up inside... "Metamorphosing" into a hideous face. Haha, funny, isn't it. I was feeling a sense of kinship with that crawler. I guess it's because we were both pests... Realizing that, I just couldn't stay calm. I had to tear that detestable face apart to find peace. And then, and then...
>Gregor was struggling to maintain his cool in his writing, so I relieved him of his pen. He didn't have much else to offer in terms of information, anyway.
>Those maggots squirmed harder than I expected when I scorched 'em with my cigarette. Does this count as intel?
"I'll go check it out!" Yuri said to the others. The Sinner with the bug's arm seems worried about this. Does he want to go with her, perhaps?
Check Passed
[Sinner] managed to escape, but it seems Yuri couldn't. The fruit's flesh melted to form a new body. Don't feel too guilty about it. One lost life is better than two.
Check Failed
[Sinner] was too occupied to notice it in time. They managed to get away but ended up injured. Yuri was even later to notice. The fruit's flesh had already melted with her to form a new body. It's unfortunate, but there's nothing we can do about it. One of our own got hurt, too.
[Sinner] loses 25 HP
All parts of Golden Apple gain 3 Damage Up for 2 turns.
*Editor's Note: There seems to be a part of the text that the English TL or most English players cannot view due to missing characters. If I'm ever able to find this part clean, I'll update this post or make a new one.
-Combat Concluded-
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Title: be my mirror (my sword and shield)
Chapter: 21/?
Pairing: Jade Claymore/Kit Tanthalos
Tags: Enemies to Lovers//Bone Reaver Jade Claymore//Kit gets taken instead of Airk//Slow Burn//Hurt/Comfort//PTSD//Psychological Torture//Angst with a Happy Ending
Summary:
Angry blue eyes glared at Jade from beneath short dark locks that fell into her face. Sharp cheekbones, straight nose, and a strong jaw gave her an imperious air, and despite the fact that she was shorter than Jade – and tied to a tree – she still somehow gave the impression that she was looking down at her. This was even more impressive given the entire left side of her face was one massive bruise, and her eye was swollen almost completely shut.
Or: Bone Reaver Jade is tasked with escorting a prisoner to the Immemorial City for their new ally, the Crone.
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Shrinking (2023) is about grief: the grief of a sudden death, the anticipatory grief of having a progressive disease, the grief you do or don't (let yourself) feel when a relationship ends. It's about life stages, and growing up, and growing old. It's about therapy and friendship and being a mentor (or a grumpy surrogate grandfather). It's about figuring out who you want to be for yourself and for others, and how you can get there. It's about the dual relationships we make along the way. It's (not) about safe dick. It's about the coping mechanisms that don't work and the ones that do. It's about relationships with dads and relationships to being a dad. It's about hydration. It's about rocks. It's about making new friends as adults who thought they didn't like each other. It's about marriage, and what it is and isn't and can be. It's about wearing your mom's heels. It's about hiking, and what you wear hiking, and the things that happen while hiking.
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hi. Yes this would probably happen in the au
Yes this would probably happen. Look how happy it is
Fun fact this au legit started due to “Hey what if False Apple was like. puppy sized and Yuri survived”
Then it spiraled
Grrrr please ask me about it in my ask box id love to talk about this au…
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I knew it...
I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I HATED PUMPKIN SPICE!!!
Pumpkins. I love pumpkins, pumpkin pie, pumpkin bread, pumpkin chocolate-chip cookies, pumpkin smoothies, you name it, I'll most likely love it. That one of the main reasons why I love Fall so much, it's the flavors and pumpkins!
But PUMPKIN SPICE??? That disgusting slop!?!?
It's all that's ever sold in stores! I can't escape it! It's in everything! The drinks, the recipes, the decor! Even the things that swear they're pumpkin, like the pumpkin muffins we sell at my place of work, or the pumpkin cookies, even the blasted pumpkin pies! THEY ALL. TASTE.
LIKE.
PUMPKIN.
FREAKING.
SPICE!!!
It's all I can taste! It's all just ginger, and cinnamon, and nutmeg! Ohhhh, the NUTMEG is the most egregious of all! It's an all-consuming spice, it's like a zombie infection! Where's the delicious moist and cool flavor of the gourd I've come to love!? It's being hoisted along; its body strung and used as the host for an uncaring, gritty mess of flavor that sits heavy and vile on my tongue.
My sweet lovely pumpkin, bastardized by the cruelty of the consumer's uncaring palette. This world doesn't deserve your good natured taste.
Maybe I'll share with you the pumpkin chocolate chip bread recipe my grandma uses soon. THAT actually uses pumpkin and is delicious with some cold butter on top.
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