"Private submarine carrying several billionaire tourists goes missing while surveying the wreckage of the Titanic."
Well, it had to happen eventually. This is where big-ticket extreme tourism and shooting untrained assholes into space and such was always going to lead – frankly, it's surprising that it took this long for a major incident to crop up.
"One of the missing passengers is the president and CEO of the company that owns and operates the submarine."
Huh. Well, points for putting his money where his mouth is, I guess. I wonder if–
"The missing CEO's name is Stockton Rush."
Oh, bullshit. That's not a real person – that's the name of a guy who builds an inexplicably 1950s-themed underwater theme park and then gets eaten by a shark in a cautionary tale about the perils of libertarianism. That's the name of a guy who carries off an oceanfront real estate scam that somehow ends with Superman fighting a telepathic squid. Fucking "Stockton Rush". Unbelievable.
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Ah. With all the clues like past complaints about hull thickness and buckling, and the sub never auto resurfacing as designed, I'd been silently leaning towards the scenario it imploded back when the mother ship lost contact. So, with the debris field they found today...
It's better than slowly dying in a freezing sardine tin, but it's still a death I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
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Extreme tourism is not just an unfathomable waste of resources on a faltering planet, though it is very much that: It is also a feedback loop of class, the elite's attempt at becoming even more elite, without actually exerting any physical or mental effort. In a 2017 press release for OceanGate's first crewed submersible expedition to the wreck of the Titanic, Rush described what he saw as the appeal of such a trip: "Fewer than 200 people have ever visited the wreck, far fewer than have flown to space or climbed Mount Everest," he said. How to set yourself apart from the other ultrawealthy, merely by spending some more money.
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i want to visit my friend (and some family too) that lives in barcelona and i dont think northern europeans can understand how little i want to go during tourist season. other times i had a place to stay but this time i would have to look at places i could stay and move through the city and jesus christ yall cannot understand the pain that it is
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wow so the whole "you want me to get into a metal tube designed by some billionaire who 'worked with nasa' and go into [space] bc u think said billionaire being there too makes it safer somehow" plot on the morning show resonates differently now than they meant it to when wrote and shot it, huh?
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mostly i just hope this deters people from doing this again but unfortunately that also hasnt stopped mt everest climbs so
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“Okay but what do the locals do?” Why would I tell you? So you can put it on tiktok? Get outta here
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Jumping on Trolltunga Rock, Norway
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Jumping on Trolltunga Rock, Norway
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