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#extortionate?!!!
inhidingxoxo3637 · 7 months
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Acosta's dedicated to sharks stays unrivalled
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oifaaa · 4 months
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I feel so bad for American kids sometimes like I just found out Sylvanian families are not known as Sylvanian families in the USA nope they're known as calico critters which objectively is just a worse name I'm so sorry
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unclefathersantateddy · 7 months
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I paid £9 for this abysmally bootleg keychain and I am OBSESSED with it. (I LOVE bootleg merch) Linda looks so horny for WHAT reason?? And I just noticed the burgers are different colours on each side LOL. But it has Gayle and Teddy on it so I couldn't not, we love a manic side character!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS POTATO OF A MAN
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egberts · 8 months
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Pet insurance exists and is very helpful. Vets are some of the lowest paid doctors in the U.S. and clinics are struggling to afford equipment and pay a livable wage to the few employees they have. They're not trying to extort you; imagine if you went to the dentist without insurance and got a full cleaning plus teeth removal plus meds for less than $1000? It'd be a miracle. Vets don't want to charge so much, they and the rest of us in the industry are drowning :(
i wasn't talking about individuals. I was talking about companies, the whole building, the entire practice and industry. not the individual vets that work inside, i have no doubt that the individual veterinarians DO care an incredible amount and I'm sure that they do wish that they could be paid fair wages and do their job for free at the same time, because they went into it for the love of animals not the money. just because individual veterinarians aren't intentionally extorting sad or desperate people doesn't mean that the industry/business they work for isn't
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sawgaybo · 26 days
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Being a saw fan in the UK is painful why is there practically a saw drought
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beaft · 6 months
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Forgive me if you already posted about it, but how did your first dnd session go? :) I love dnd and I'm always invested in people picking it up as a hobby. :D
it was really good!! i was super nervous at first because i didn't know anyone except the DM, but everyone was really friendly and kind ❤️ one person said they loved my character and someone else told me they'd never have known it was my first time playing! we have our next session next week, hopefully i'll be less anxious this time around
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okay, but what if i watch dune 2 in the cinemas for the third time??
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thepunkmuppet · 1 month
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ordered my buffy and vampire mansion t shirts in 3XL and shock horror!! they were way too big to wear (like. I can’t even describe how big it was I looked like I was wearing a poncho) and I’ve had to return them and exchange for XL ones. #tboyproblems I guess lmfao going too big for dysphoria and then having to go way smaller 🤡
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I feel like the "thank you, love you" from dan to us at the end was a result of the relaxation of the bubble tea 🙏 our lord and saviour
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whywasmartha · 2 months
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the amount of money I would pay to listen to Car Lights by James Marriott again for the first time
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umbracirrus · 3 months
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WIP Wednesday💛💛💛
'tis Wednesday! I've been looking forward to sharing this part of the WIP, because I've been enjoying writing greatly these past few days (probably because I'm working again as of next week and inevitably won't have as much time)!
Tagged by @thequeenofthewinter 💛
Here are some more festival shenanigans, following on from last week's WIP, featuring Elyse, tarts, and a very drunken Hrongar....
"Where's Balgruuf, Elyse? I thought you were with him," Hrongar drawled just as he finished what was most certainly not his first tankard of mead that night based on his breath alone, taking a seat beside her on one of the benches beneath the Gildergreen where she had hidden herself away from the main bustle of the festival. "He was… pretty damn eager to spend the festival wi' you."
Having been caught by him in the middle of eating some of the tarts that she had taken far too great of a liking to because of just how delectable and cheap they were, she had to quickly wipe some of the pastry crumbs from around her mouth before she could properly speak. "We decided to check out a few of the stalls together, before he realised the time and said that he needed to return to Dragonsreach soon…" She then pulled the remaining tarts, which had been laid out on a cloth beside her, closer to her leg and hopefully out of sight, though the one she had been eating rested on her lap. "He's probably back there now, if you're looking for him?"
His face scrunched up at her response. "Idiot had an opportunity…" he attempted to mutter under his breath, just for it to come out much louder than he likely anticipated, and leaving her feeling puzzled by what he meant. "I'm not looking for 'im. Just thought the two of you would be together." He then shrugged, and leaned back. "By th' way… You're not hidin' those cakes well."
Scowling, she grabbed her half-eaten treat, then bit into it. She had been very much enjoying not having company as she indulged herself, but it seemed that the drunken Hrongar was there to stay given that he was now reclining to her side. She also didn't half feel perplexed by... well, everything he had said.
Once she had finished eating, she remained sat for a few moments, fingers digging into her knees as she contemplated either seeking a new place to finish her remaining tarts, or just letting him continue to linger in her personal space. Or perhaps she would even try to seek out Lydia, Dagny, and Mila on their 'sweet treat tour of Whiterun' just to get her mind away from the awkwardness.
She settled on returning to Dragonsreach.
Just as she stood up, and ensured that her remaining tarts had been carefully bundled away into the satchel which she had with her, a large hand suddenly grasped hold of her wrist. She turned to face Hrongar and glared at him as he held on tightly and didn't allow her to pull herself free.
"Jus'… before y' go," he mumbled, his voice starting to slur even more than it had been previously. "He's got walls built up. But… I think a dragon can bring 'em down."
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kylewalker-peters · 5 months
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watching the vegas gp flop like this is, first and foremost, very very funny
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calamitys-child · 8 months
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Why are all the fun activities closed
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norfkid · 6 months
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getting my stupid fucking sentimental heart into things & putting a bit of craft and time into my mum’s anniversary gift for a change. fuck my stupid fucking sentimental heart
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drbtinglecannon · 9 months
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Casey can't even fathom the body horror medical malpractice shit both of her boyfriends went through when she died
What were the odds she'd date both of the only two dudes that were ever resurrected from the grave with fantasy magic gems and became extorted victims of their savior. Like she really found the only guys that'd go through this same specific situation and had deep romantic lives with both of them
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humandisastersquad · 6 months
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me transferring the last dregs of my savings to my main account so I can afford rent
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