Ghost waking up at Soap's apartment
Ghost: I should go
Soap: not allowed
Ghost: try and stop me
Soap: I'll try and cook again
Ghost *knows Johnny is actually a great cook*: oh no, I can't let that happen *shrug* guess I have to stay
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"Christians are not bothered in the least that they are risking Allah's hell by not being Muslims. We all risk the hell of other religions. All I do is risk one more hell than what others do. Once I risk one hell, they all look like nothing but empty threats."
-- John W. Loftus
Hey Xians, did you know that Islamic hell is called Jahannam and you're going there?
Not worried?
Now you know what we think of your hell.
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i crochet btw, you all will be subjected to my finest work soon . here’s some lesser things i’ve made this month
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Are you just throwing around empty threats or have you been holding out on me?
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I’ll hurdle your gurdy in a minute if you aren’t careful!
*it’s a sort of empty threat. I’ve never been very good at them*
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at least we got one power
Which is useless without being able to write something
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If I skribbled in digital as much and as fast as I do in notepad I'll be wildest bitch on Tumblr
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Since its 8 hours until launch for PNW, I want to be super fucking clear.
If anyone spoils this game for me, I will commit crimes so severe that the Geneva convention will look like a joke.
Tag your spoilers, babes, thanks!
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Sure buddy, sure.
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“If I have already told you I don't believe in hell, then what on earth do you expect to achieve by telling me I'm going to go there? It's like a child pointing an invisible gun at me and shouting "Pew. Pew. Pew."
Ahh. No. So scary. Please. Don't.”
-- Seth Synvalo
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more clowns incoming. i bought new multicolor yarn. prepare yourselves
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Doctor VS Impatient
Other scenarios:
Who's the lucky guy?
An Apple a Day
Break Through
Advice
Extra Crispy
Boyfriend
Click here for the full list
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you see, when scar's response to grian asking if he could sleep and do more of his base in the morning was "you never know if you'll wake up in the morning", that was actually foreshadowing,
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He dies if you don't pay attention to him, its a very urgent situation for an uncle to attend to.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
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Wait we can request fallout stuff… can we see Jeremy and Edward Deegan interact? :) honk honk
Absolutely welcome to send in requests, my inbox is open <3
Once again Jeremy has struck fear into the commonwealths hearts! Whilst Deegan is confused why of all creatures, that is still around.
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