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incorrectfbaaquotes · 2 days

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Emil: Uh… so Vonetta, I need to ask you something.

Vonetta: Oh finally! You’re proposing!

Emil: What?! How did you know?!

Vonetta: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.

Emil:

Vonetta: I even had to pick it up once.

Emil:

Emil: I was nervous, okay?

#incorrect fbaa quotes #blood and ash #vonetta contou #emil x vonetta #emil da'lahr #tcogb #twotq #source: tumblr

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cassianandfenrysaremyboyos · 9 months

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Kieran: *walking out of the woods* Wood's haunted

Casteel: What?

Kieran: *grabbing his swords and turning back towards the trees* Wood's haunted

#he's 'bad vibes' is so funny #just bad vibes guys bad vibes #emil da'lahr #kieran contou #casteel da'neer #a soul of ash and blood #asoaab #from blood and ash #asoaab spoilers #lisa reads asoaab

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katrinegrey · 6 months

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During JLA's Live appearance at B&N tonight, she mentioned that one of the extra things in Visions of Flesh and Blood in February is Vonetta and Emil's love letters and OMGGGGGG!!! I'm so excited for it.

P.S. Kieran is going to murder him.

#visions of flesh and blood #jennifer l armentrout #vonetta contou #emil da'lahr

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fynslife · 3 years

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Emil when he realises beheading the skeletons doesn’t kill them

#this was too funny oh my god #but also like absolutely horrifying as well #Emil #Emil Da'Lahr #tcogb spoilers #tcogb #the crown of gilded bones spoilers #can't forget about the snakes either #jla #jenifer l armentrout #poppy x casteel #kieran contou #fynslife

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castleshadows · 3 years

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Casteel: I'll speak French between your legs...

Poppy: The hottest things I've ever been told.

Emil: I'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR!" at a penis.

Vonetta: Sacre bleu mademoseille vagina!! Hon, hon hon, titty croissants!!

Delano: TITTY CROISSANTS???

Kieran: None of you should ever be having sex.

#poppy balfour #casteel da'neer #kieran contou #vonetta contou #delano #emil da'lahr #poppy and the crew #from blood and ash #a kingdom of flesh and fire #the crown of gilded bones #the war of two queens #blood and ash #i did my best on the french #but i can't spell english in the first place #and i don't know french #soo...

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firstprinceoftheunitedgays · 2 years

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𝙿𝚝. 𝟷

𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚙𝚘𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚗 𝚗𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛:

𝟏- 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 '𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐬𝐡' 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲. 𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟎 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

𝟐- 𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐚. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 '𝐀 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬' 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐧. 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐝𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟎 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝.

𝟑- 𝐀𝐳𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 '𝐀 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬' 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟎 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐲.

𝟒- 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 '𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫' 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥? 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐨𝐥' 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟎 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟.

𝟓- 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐫. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 '𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐢𝐫' 𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐫. 𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟎 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲.

𝟔- 𝐊𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐮. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 '𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐬𝐡' 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐁𝐀𝐄 𝐭𝐛𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐧? 𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟎 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐰.

𝟕- 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 '𝐀 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬' 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡. 𝟖/𝟏𝟎 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥.

𝟖- 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 '𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐥' 𝐭𝐛𝐡 𝐢'𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥. 𝟒/𝟏𝟎 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦.

𝟗- 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 '𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐥' 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭. 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. 𝟖/𝟏𝟎 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬.

𝟏𝟎- 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐚. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 '𝐀 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬' 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐱𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟎 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦.

𝟏𝟏- 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐃𝐚'𝐍𝐞𝐞𝐫. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 '𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐬𝐡' 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐦𝐟 𝐜𝐚𝐧 ��𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧. 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬. 𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟎 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦.

𝟏𝟐- 𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥 𝐃𝐚'𝐋𝐚𝐡𝐫. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 '𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐬𝐡' 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐝𝐤 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭. 𝟗/𝟏𝟎 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬.

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toallthebooksivelovedbefor3 · 3 years

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Emil when he realises beheading the skeletons doesn’t kill them:

#tcogb #i laughed myself to death #Emil Da'Lahr #a kingdom of flesh and fire #jennifer armentrout #poppy balfour #the crown of gilded bones #casteel da'neer #kieran contou #vonnetta contou #lowkey scared the shit out of me thou

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acourtcfmuses · 3 years

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@burnedchaos | from here

“I think you underestimate just how much I can handle Netta.” the Atlantian gave her a wink as a smirk lined his features. The promise of being bitten was just another added bonus. When her lips pressed to his, an arm wrapped around her waist to keep her close to him even as the kiss parted. “You, Vonetta, are a tease, I hope you know that.” the auburn haired male muttered as his teeth nipped at her ear.

#burnedchaos #⚜️ [ Emil Da'Lahr ]#⚜️ [ verse emil: from blood and ash ]

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incorrectfbaaquotes · 5 months

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Casteel: And how exactly will you stop me?

Emil: I'll call Poppy.

Casteel: Cute, but she'd just want to go with me.

Delano: I’ll call Kieran.

Casteel:

Casteel: Godsdammit.

#incorrect fbaa quotes #from blood and ash #akofaf #tcogb #casteel da'neer #kieran contou #emil da'lahr #delano #penellaphe balfour #poppy da'neer #source: incorrectquotesmcu

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incorrectfbaaquotes · 23 days

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Casteel, holding Emil by the shirt: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn’t punch you in the face!

Emil, visibly afraid: U-uh… Poppy told me to have a good day!!

Casteel, lowering his fist: You make a good point…

#incorrect fbaa quotes #blood and ash #akofaf #tcogb #emil da'lahr #casteel da'neer #poppy da'neer #penellaphe balfour #source: twitter

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incorrectfbaaquotes · 16 days

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Vonetta: Any sign of trouble, just give the signal and we come in hard and fast.

Kieran: What's the signal?

Emil: Me screaming.

#incorrect fbaa quotes #blood and ash #emil da'lahr #vonetta contou #kieran contou #emil x vonetta #source: tumblr

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incorrectfbaaquotes · 5 months

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Kieran: If you had to choose between Emil and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Casteel: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Delano: Cas! Kieran: 63 cents. Casteel: I'll take the money. Delano: CASTEEL!!!

#incorrect fbaa quotes #blood and ash #akofaf #asoaab #tcogb #kieran contou #casteel da'neer #delano #emil da'lahr #source: incorrect quotes generator

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incorrectfbaaquotes · 4 months

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Emil: Try not to kill anybody while I’m gone.

Casteel: While you’re gone I won’t feel like killing anyone.

#incorrect fbaa quotes #blood and ash #asoaab #akofaf #tcogb #emil da'lahr #casteel da'neer #source: unknown

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incorrectfbaaquotes · 9 months

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Vonetta: You know, I'm jealous of you.

Emil: Wait, why?