Some dude jumped out a lean portal and screamed "ebby deeby the when the horse plinko and the skrunkly and thanda anadn thes poilioingy Joe Biden is dead" at me while shaking me before getting dragged into the floor, I got a free granola bar from it and a hello kitty flipphone I love it here

Okay but why every year about 4 years did the popularity of hoarse plinko go up?

Like what happened?

no one asked for more of hisui melia but ive brought it out anyways

Once chores are done and I can drop my tired sack of meat in a chair, I just might end up liveblogging a blorbo breakdown.

(Except the so-called blorbo in question is far more of an embarrassment than an actual blorbo)

(For real blorbing over a real blorbo, I'd need to actually find time to create headcanon for Real Blorbo rather than rebageling other people's blorbo posts)

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This week has been weirdly exhausting bc my body is still in vacation collapse mode and just wants to sleeeeeeep late.

My brain is a'scramble.

just finished the twin stars event and archie stays being the best surrogate dad in hoenn (and maybe even pasio,) i love him so much...

*adds the THERE'S A SHE WOLF IN THE CLOSET song to a character playlist*

Ye. That's right. Awesome. Ok whats next?

*adds the THE TOOOWN INSIDE ME song to a character playlist*

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

fyi, i do have an Ebby Deeby account in the works

Altered timeline Emmet being at the top of the popularity polls, but only until his brother has a villain ark and reveals himself to the world. Then he's unceremoniously ousted from his spot despite people knowing about his brother's goal of rewriting reality and subsequently destroying them all. In a universe where no one was ebby deebied and no weird shenanigans happened an Emmet who was feeling strangely smug for no clear reason suddenly feels verrry cheated. He never figures out why.

Oh Emmet... at least you got to enjoy it while it lasted, buddy. But the king is back and here's to (unintentionally) claim his throne yet again.

why is ebby deeby the joke that tumblr corp has so wholeheartedly embraced we do not even discuss it any longer

af Ebby Deeby character?

Damon Kronski, fuck that guy lmao

My life is a shit post and not even a funny one. It's not pukicho threatening the pope, it's not Luigi caressing you in your sleep, it's not being plinkoed into the depths of ebby deeby with your blorbo, hell it's not even a deepfried image of donkey Kong with "when the hosre bottom text" in impact plastered over it.

It's a screenshot of some incel 14 year old boy's Facebook with a troll face super-imposed over it.

I have been replaying Breath of the Wild and now my brainrot is mixing into it. Ingo gets Ebby Deebied to Hyrule to help Link

The reason we know slimesicle isn't a Tumblr native but would fit in

Is because when his chat started making ebby deeby jokes

He said he had no clue what was ment

Added himself saying ebby deeby to his stream deck

And then absolutely played the bit for far too long

The poll is at 50 50 for if I should do the redo the crossover or not (basically Evelyn getting ebby deebied into the MH world) so I will be doing a wheel to figure it out

Every dog I’ve ever met has been a scrunglo or occasionally a Bingus or a himbo and every cat has been an ebbie deeby or scrimblo or rarely a Bingus in this essay I will

ebbies your deebies