P3 in Austin, 2024

byebye

tl;dr the way Japanese Porky talks to Ness implies that he genuinely likes Ness/considers him a friend, but is paradoxically bad at both showing it when he needs to and Hiding it when he wants to.

the way English Porky talks to Ness is basically

Porky Minch Sprite Redraw!!!

another videogame meme → Nine companions (trying to keep them to one for each game)

9. Eb (Tyranny)

I GOT SO SCARED FOR A SECOND THAT I ACCIDENTALLY SOFTLOCKED MYSELF IN EARTHBOUND 😭

i beat the final sanctuary boss and got the final melody... but didn't get the cutscene which was supposed to play. so i checked my sound stone and i was missing not one but TWO melodies. 💀 i must have defeated the bosses but forgot to get the melodies?? 

so anyway i go to get the fifth melody, and in order to reach the sanctuary location i need to access the backrooms of the dinosaur museum. but mr spoon is blocking the entrance.

turns out he wants a venus autograph before he lets me past. at this point i get worried as i already gave it to him earlier in the game. i thought i'd check my storage just in case the signed banana was left in there as a reusable item... nope. i get even more worried.

but LUCKILY i still have the backstage pass so i was able to get another autograph. 🥴 so now i'm omw back to magnet hill.

me rn sending my level 70 party members after the enemies in fourside sewers:

John: Open Pesterchum.

I don't have much to say about this page, except that it's well animated, the chat window is minimalist and the app design is realistic and nice.

I used to have Pesterchum installed on my computer, but I got bored.

There was (is?) an option that allowed you to encounter a random user. It was pretty neat but other than that I didn't know anyone so I ended up deleting it. I think they disabled that option too.

John: Open message.

Our first pesterlog, how exciting!

I mean I know by heart its content but regardless it is pretty cool. (sorry, I can't put the text both in indented and chat I had to pick one)

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-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 -- TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny. TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage? TG: but TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle? EB: try using your brain numbnuts. TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice. TG: ok i can accept that TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it TG: did you get the beta yet EB: no. EB: did you? TG: man i got two copies already TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro???? EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it. TG: yeah TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now EB: alright. ————————————————————————————————————————————————————

I really like how the conversation keeps diverging and converging back together, it's funny ans realistic. Never saw that movie, I saw Beetle Juice though! Why is Dave so obsessed with the idea of having piss in his juice? I guess with the environment he lives in, he's gonna be wary of everything and anything. I think his room is Bro free. "why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like", the same reason I know what cat food tastes like: kid self-experiment. Though it could have been a mean prank or an accident, the piss one I mean. The cat food was on purpose. Tried recess grass too. Pretty meh. "try using your brain numbnuts" *chuckles* kids when they try to insult someone.

"his reaction was nigh instantaneous" acting is hard dude, especially when you're a kid. I can testify, I participated in my bro's short films. No I won't share them, those worms will stay in their can. "fred savage has a really punchable face" I have not enough info to give any opinion on the matter. I usually suck at identifying/knowing actors in my own country, but american ones? Forget about it man. By the way pretty pompous to call yourself "americans" like you owned the whole continent. Do I look like I call myself "european" on a daily basis? Starting now I'll call you "statians" or something like that. No hard feelings~

"but who cares about this lets stop talking about it" Homestuck if its characters stopped rambling.

*roll credits* (You guessed it, I don't recognize any of those names either xD)

"man i got two copies already" Dave is smart so I don't think he's talking about the server and client discs here, but rather his copy and his bro's. "but i dont care im not going to play it or anything" hmmm not sure if he genuinely doesn't care or if he's trying reeeal hard to play it cool and keep down he's looking for a chance to stick his nose in the Sburb session. Kinda hard to know for sure, 50/50.

"game bro is a joke and we both know it." I third that. "why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now" The boy, is on a quest. And ooooh man a long one since he won't acquire the other half of his mail before a long time. So this is my first post with a Pesterlog formating. Lemme know in the notes or via message what you think about it: Do you want me to keep this format, the whole pesterlog + quotes? Or only quotes + the page so you can follow on your own device the conversation in parallel. —>

Que rico es poder hacer sentir humillación con estos pies.. ♥️

Encantada todo aquel que quiera, ser dominado por mi

😈🔥

No olvides compartir esto..

Louder

Suguru Geto & Satoru Gojo

stsg...why r they like tht (i love it)

fem reader, voyeurism!!!!!, vaginal sex, geto acting like a judge or smthn, idk what the status of the relationship is stsg are just greedy

smol thought

MDNI

“She can moan louder than that,” Geto chastises, legs spread, palm lazily running over his crotch as Gojo’s hips meets yours again, the sound of skin slapping against skin a true melody to his ears. “Did you prop up her hips with a pillow?”

“Fuck,” Gojo hisses, both at the feel of of warm walls that always mold to his shape and the realization that he in fact did not place the pillow under your hips. “For-forgot,” he whines, still buried to the hilt inside of you while you writhe under him, pants escaping from your lips.

Geto simply scoffs, standing from his seated position---quite irritated with having his audience experience interrupted---to look for the pillow. As he paces over to the bed, Gojo’s hips retract and piston into you again, knocking the breath out of your lungs. Geto can only tsk, completely unsatisfied with the current show until his eyes find the small decorative pillow that fell off the bed.

With Gojo still going at it, he waits for him to pull back so he can slot the pillow beneath your hips. He returns to his seat in the soft bean bag chair at the side of the bed, the plush beads comforting him as he nestles back down.

“Sh-shit,” you instantly moan out when Gojo’s hips surge forward again, reaching the deepest part of you, every part of him brushing against all the sensitive parts of your cunt. “So—hah, deep.”

“That’s much better,” Geto affirms, hand brushing over his rapidly hardening cock. “That’s what I should be hearing.” Gojo whines, picking up his pace, giving you mean thrusts as your walls begin to flutter around him. “Keep fucking her just like that, Satoru, just the way we know she likes it.”

Enea getting his back taped + bonus under the cut: thighs

Theodor Adorno

txf +txt posts (11/?)

⠀⠀꒰⠀ׅ⠀ׁ⠀𝖼⍺꯭ֺ𝗎𝗌ׅ𝖾 𝗆ׅ𝗒 𝗅𝗈⃘ֺ𝗏ׅ𝖾⠀ׅ⠀ׁ ⃝🐚⃘⠀ְ⠀𝄄⠀𝗂ׅ𝗌 𝗆꯭𝗂𝗇⃘ֺ𝖾⠀ְ⠀♡⠀ׁ

“Everybody has experienced the defeat of their lives. Nobody has a life that worked out the way they wanted it to work out. We all begin as the hero of our own dramas, in centre stage, and inevitably life moves us out of centre stage, defeats the hero, overturns the plot and the strategy and we’re left on the sidelines, wondering why we no longer have a part, or want a part, in the whole damn thing. So everybody’s experienced this. When it’s presented to us sweetly, the feeling goes from heart to heart and we feel less isolated and we feel part of the great human chain, which is really involved with the recognition of defeat.”

BBC GHOSTS (2019 - 2023) + Leonard Cohen on why people enjoy listening to melancholy songs. (BBC radio interview, 2007)

Caleb Landry Jones, DP/30 2012