white man blinking gif @ how xavier has mukbang asmr???

These shrimp, with an unforgettable creamy taste, will not leave you indifferent to seafood

NSHTN Personality Sheet! (aka Incendiary Dano Riddler, or Incendi)

Music Vibes to Match > Ambience: 3 Tonal Tracks without Lyrics SHE - DIGITAL AMBIENT DESIGNS - BOOT DBOKEY - ASMR TOPRE KEYBOARD [LEOPOLD FC660C 45g] MINDFULNESS ON MONDAYS - CALMING UNDERGROUND LAKE Negative: 5 Tracks with Lyrics and 'Negative' Themes KEYGEN CHURCH - NEL NOME DEL CODICE

MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KILL KULT - THE DEVIL DOES DRUGS

AYESHA EROTICA - SYNTHETIC [Slowed + Reverb]

VIENNA TENG - THE HYMN OF ACXIOM

KASANE TETO COVER - AISHITE! AISHITE! AISHITE!

>>Footnotes:

|BUSDRIVER - EAT RICH

|AESOP ROCK - DOG AT THE DOOR

|LAURA LES - HAUNTED

Positive: 5 Tracks with Lyrics and 'Positive' Themes BUSDRIVER - NEW AQUARIUM

OR[G]Y - OPTICON

COMBICHRIST - THIS SHIT WILL F C U K YOU UP

GABEMTNZ - GLITCH IN YOUR HEART

KAYLA RAE - MAD?

>>Footnotes:

|POWERCYAN - DISCIPLES OF THE NIGHT

|DORIAN ELECTRA - DADDY LIKE!

|DUAL CORE - HOSTAGE DOWN

Favorite Foods > Three comfort, three healthy, three high class Comfort: - Poptarts - Pizza - Goldfish Healthy: - Carrots - Steamed Zucchini - Sweet Potato Fries High Class: - Salmon with Lump Crab - Hambone Pea Soup with Herbs - Herb-Roasted Multicolor Potatoes

Political affiliation, beliefs overview > How do these beliefs affect their daily life? General Far left anarchosocialist. Anti 'three letter associations'. Pseudoskeptic. Atheist. 'Positive' Strong believer in personal freedoms. Water and housing should be mandatory for all. Workers should unionize. All people deserve plenty of time off to handle their needs. Government is shackles. 'Negative' - get spicy A bit of a tech bro. Poses a legible threat to people with power. Anti-psychiatry with an unfair bias to doctors. Overly-positive outlook on deeply illicit substances (also uses them). Anti-theocratic, headache to people who are religious. Privacy paranoid.

Personality > What words describe them? Contemplative, intelligent, shy, hypomanic, paranoid, unstable, obsessive, hyper-empathetic, witty, cynical, touch-deprived.

Game Vibes > Five games that have their vibe NIGHTDIVE - SYSTEM SHOCK DRIZZLY BEAR - HACKMUD CREATURES LABS - CREATURES: DOCKING STATION FACEPUNCH - GARRY'S MOD CHUCKLEFISH - STARBOUND

Collage Vibes > Cite your sources! Square image board collage.

img: herbs | vines | latte | code 1 | code 2 | keys

tagging: @danosrosegarden @sweetums0kitty

Can i request headcanons about kyoko and mahiru with an S/O who is like izuru kamukura?

Kyoko Kirigiri and Mahiru Koizumi with a S/O who is like Izuru Kamukura headcanons

these are my favorite type of requests

BRUH IN REFERENCE TO THE THING I TALKED ABOUT IN THE A/N IN YESTERDAYS POST LIKE WHY IS MY HEART STILL BEATING SO FAST EVERYONE OF HIS FRIENDS IS TALKING ABOUT HIM AND POSTING PHOTOS OF HIM FROM THEIR SHOW YESTERDAY I'M LIKE GONNA FAINT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I MISS HIM UGH

currently listening: KING CRAB SEAFOOD BOIL MUKBANG | LOBSTER TAILS SEAFOOD BOIL MUKBANG | ASMR EATING | MUKBANG

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Kyoko Kirigiri

❤ She likes the fact that she doesn't have to pretend to be something she's not. This is in the sense that whenever she's around people who are outgoing and extroverted, she feels an annoying urge to stop being the outcast, and this results in her completely leaving the situation. She should not have to conform for people to like her, and you don't care about the way she is.

❤ You know better than to correct her on something investigation-based. She will figure out the case anyway, plus it annoys her. You just stare at those pretty eyes of her as they phase in and out of reality. She's always been a hard thinker.

❤ Something you do that does freak her out a little bit is when you just sit in the living room and stare at the wall. She comes home to find you like this, almost as if you don't know what to do without her. The outside world is boring, anyway. You don't go out unless you have something truly important to do, and she knows that, so in the times she's come home and you weren't there it stresses her out, because what on Earth would you consider important?

❤ ^ Getting her flowers after you predict she's going to be stressed and easily annoyed lol.

❤ But just in general, you never complain about how boring something in relation to her is. If the thing isn't in relation to her, and you complain about it being boring, she'll probably agree with you.

❤ When it comes to you committing illegal activities, she will never realize it's you since you know all of her tricks and all of her processes. You have the perfect skillset in terms of having the ability to frame somebody else.

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Mahiru Koizumi

❤ She likes brushing your cheek with her hand whenever she tells you to lighten up. Sometimes you'll even lean into her touch.

❤ The two of you have that relationship where she (in a positive way) feels as if it's the 'treats everyone like ass but treats me good so I feel special' dynamic. Whenever you do something kind for her she automatically melts.

❤ ^ Like when she broke her camera and then like five minutes later you just hand her another one.

❤ "Woah! Uhm... where did you get this from?"

❤ Walks away.

❤ She tries to get you to smile all the damn time for pictures. You don't give her the satisfaction because to be fair, you consider it a bit amusing. She gets so flustered at your lack of compliance.

❤ When it comes to hypothetical criminal activity, you don't bother hiding it from her, because she isn't going to do much beyond scold you like a mother and pull you by the ears.

❤ She is skeptical of you rather often but it's not as if it affects her feelings towards you (in the bad way). She thinks the world of you.

❤ And you keep her away from all harm. Whenever she goes out on commissions you literally stalk her the entire time. It's not that you can't just predict danger (bc of course you can), you just like looking at her 'natural self'.

❤ She is a lot softer less complacent when she is with you.

lmao we were watching asmr edited to be sillier and i saw this girl eat bite a raw onion and i said "why would you eat that shit alive"

as if raw= alive?? like crabs or smth?????

Lego Eating Spicy Noodles & King Crab | Mukbang ASMR with Rainbow Friend...

SEAFOOD BOIL MUKBANG || GIANT CRAB 🦀 ASMR EATING || Eat with Ify

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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Step.1 screaming

I can't imagine anything else coming to mind before this very crucial step. It's less so about the actual replacement and more about The how...

Step.2 call out of work

No, I'm not entirely sure what the rest of y'all do for your work but having a giant crab pincer as a right arm is not going to increase productivity by any stretch of the imagination, but seeing as tomorrow is Friday, I feel like I might have a little extra time to figure out why on this beautiful blue marble. I would voluntarily replace a perfectly good working human right arm with a monstrosity.

Step.3 pop culture references

Now that I've called out of work and I'm probably going to draw the ire of the manager, it's time to look deeply within my mind and figure out whether or not there is anything in the many, many years of watching too many movies, reading too many comic books and playing too many video games that might actually be useful in some way, shape or form.

Step.4 isolation

Without much else to lean on. The only way I can see at the moment to get any sort of normalcy back is maintaining distance from everyone else who would likely cause a great disturbance. Luckily, by this point in our world history, not only have I mapped my smartphone to react to my left hand thumbprint, but we also have such wonderful apps as Uber eats and DoorDash. Not only will I be able to eat and look claw won't be getting in the way of cooking, but I also get a chance to collect my thoughts without too many other distractions.

Step.5 from a hypothesis

Okay, so by this point I'm fairly certain that there is no other way to explain the sudden change from one day to a next, but through magic or some kind of reality warping space anomaly. Seeing as I haven't heard anything else, go wildly different from normalcy. I imagine the latter is the better explanation for my current predicament. The only step now is to find a way to dispel this magic before I make any more stupid mistakes.

Final Step. Go back to sleep

Whether or not it's a far-fetched idea. The only thing that I can firmly conclude is that ,however I ended up in this mess it has something to do with whatever! I ended up dreaming about the night before somehow. With this in mind, I decide to head to my bed and attempt to return to sleep.an ASMR video, White noise machines, CBD gummies, sleepy time tea, and a hot shower followed by a dehumidifier with relaxing scents later I'm more than likely fast asleep at this point.

Sleep being in place of imagination and memory and do my very best to try and conjure up whatever the last memory before my last dream ended might have been. My experience there's always been at least one, particularly poignant piece of a dream that sticks with me throughout the day. In this particular case, I imagine a man with blue skin with crossed arms seemingly hovering in midair with a self-satisfied look on his face. Without any memory of what transpired before this smug look of victory crossed his face. It does seem fairly difficult to figure out what in particular went wrong but it does seem like there is one particular character that might be responsible for the state of my right arm.

For all of the stress that this new appendage has brought me, it seems like possibly through the magic itself. I found my way back to what feels like the source of what ails me. As if by a bluish teal whisp of shimmering light made a path straight to whomever I have to think for this little adventure. Nonsense, cities and towns pass by as my mind apparently decides that it might be a good idea to wander down memory lane and recreate certain memories in the form of quick vignettes and dioramas of highly personal scenes of my life.

Like an indie museum of my greatest failures, Embarrassments, and intimate moments on display for me, currently playing an actor in some sort of supernatural being's Little play about a guy who wakes up with a crab arm and proceeds to be very confused and upset much to nobody's surprise.

As you might expect, I did my best to move quickly through what is undoubtedly the most awkward art gallery I have ever found myself walking through as of now. Before I knew it, I found myself standing before work could only be described as the most generic looking suburban home in the history of anything. Unshaken by the peculiarity of this seemingly mundane home. I make my way to the door and I raise my claw to knock...

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227's YouTube Chili' #ASMR #eating Spicy' https://www.nike.com/w/nba-1vofi https://www.youtube.com/jamaalaldintv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNPGvuTl0CY CHEESY CRAB DIP (EATING SOUNDS) 227's YouTube Chili' #ASMR #eating Spicy' https://www.nike.com/w/nba-1vofi https://www.youtube.com/jamaalaldintv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNPGvuTl0CY Phan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooSt8AK7eVM&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

What states have you been to in the past year? I haven’t traveled out of state in the past year.  Have you ever sleepwalked? No. What year was your house built? I think in the 70s.  Do you feel like you have more in common with men or with women? It really just depends on the person. What's your favorite superhero movie? I love the Marvel movies. 

Do you want children? Why/why not? No.  Do you have any credit card debt? Yes.  Have you ever been really late for work because you slept past your alarm? I’ve never had a job. Are you good at reading people? I think I am.  Who do you go to for relationship advice? Honestly, I tend to turn to the internet for advice on things the most, but I did talk with my friends about some stuff as well.  What was your favorite way to spend a summer day as a kid? I actually loved playing outside. I know, me, the hermit crab who despises summer, crazy am I right? I’d get up, have a bowl of cereal and watch TV for awhile, and then play outside with my cousins or my neighbor friends.  What's the longest you've worked without a day off? -- Have you ever been scammed? Yes.  Do you know anyone who works in the tech industry in Silicon Valley? No. Do you wear eyeliner? I did when I wore makeup, but I don’t even bother with it anymore. I haven’t for the past few years.  Did you ever take a personal finance class in school? No. Where were you the last time you kissed someone? I think it was in his car.  How's your mental health? Are you feeling well? No, I’m not.  Do you struggle with acne? I may get a pimple or two once in awhile, but it hasn’t been a big issue in my later adult years. It was an issue as a teenager and young adult.  Did you have a Xanga page back in the pre-Myspace days? I did.  Around what year did you start using the internet, anyways? Late 90s.  Do you have any uncommon interests or hobbies? I’d say ASMR, but it’s become a bigger thing in recent years.  What's something that would make you incredibly happy right now? I got cleared to eat and drink and could go home. What did you do for your 16th birthday? My parents rented out a space at this big park and I had a party with friends and family.  What temperature do you keep your thermostat set at in the winter? I don’t know, I’m not the one who messes with that.  Have you ever been to the Caribbean? No. Have you ever fostered an animal? No. What did you have for breakfast this morning? Feeding tube formula.  What's your favorite form of exercise? None? ha. Have you ever drank so much that you passed out? No, but I got really sick.

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